How do I into David mode?

Grow disproportionate hands.

Deadlift, OHP, power cleans, wrestling, hard labour. That's about it.

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Tfw girl tells you you look better than the statue of david.

Stay jelly

>>35646097
> a girl
beta

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>>35646132
Stay mad faggot

>>35646097
>>35646143
You know the penis was tiny for good reason right?

>>35646143
ur not even strong

>>35646143
>this is what women like in 2016

>>35646189
What reason is that?
>>35646190
You're ugly
>>35646263
Women have always liked muscular attractive men you retard

>>35646143
DYEL

>>35646300
Obviously, I get compliments all the time. That's pic is just a glimpse of what it's like to be me.

Stay mad

Work out

>>35646290
>What reason is that?

To show David's fear of Goliath.

>>35645950
Stop working out

ill fucking fight all of you right now

>>35646372
A total fucking idiot?

>>35647054
Stay mad fattie

>>35646189
too much /fraud/

>>35646372
if all you want in life is girls gawking at you then good jon

>>35645950
>How do I into David mode?
Uh, do minor weightlifting and lose some fat. That level of shit isn't hard to attain. BUT, the genetics for shit like the adonis belt are, sooo yeah.

>>35647080
Hey man, you're the one who said to glimpse into your life, not my fault it's completely idiotic lmao

stay mad dyel

>>35645950
>be manlet
>throw rocks at lanklets

>>35647085
Yeah it's awesome, what man doesn't?

>>35647104
I literally have no reason to be mad.

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>>35647151
Then why do you assume we have you fucking dolt

dis nigga i swear

>>35645950
>tfw my body is a spitting image of david
>right down to the penis size

>>35647167
Because people are mad that I'm good looking, so they throw out insults like I'm an idiot because that's all they have left.

Tldr they're mad so they try to attack my intelligence

>>35647193
funny one

>>35647211
No they're not you fucking faggot, have you checked the CBT here? This place is full of people who look shitloads better than you lmao

People are insulting you because you came into the thread with this shit:

>Tfw girl tells you you look better than the statue of david.

>Stay jelly

No one is jelly faggot, this isn't /v/

>>35647236
Lmao yeah I have and no there's really not.

Don't know what /v/ is

Stay jelly

>>35647236
yea i agree no one is jelly

>>35647261
>agreeing with yourself
>not jelly

Lmao

>>35647313
i can't tell if you're stupid or just trolling

>>35647382
Posted this in the other greek body thread

People telling me I made it and I'm alpha

Stay mad

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>>35646097
>>35646143
girls have shit taste yo

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>>35647565
Lmao

You actually took the time to make that pic, look how mad you are

Womens taste> faggots taste

Stay jelly

>>35647565
kek

>>35646143
if I wanted to be mad I'd just ask for your one rep maxes

>>35647662
You just complimented me you idiot

this went from david to taking shitty bait really fucking fast

>>35647662
You sound fat

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How do I Cristiano Ronaldo mode?

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>>35647970

>>35647970
Play soccer

>>35645950
have an uncircumcised penis, or restore (grow back) your foreskin through stretching methods

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>>35647970

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what do i need to work on to be david mode?

>>35648839

Just lose a few more pounds and you'll be there.

>>35646808
>>35646808
Is that really the reason? Cause that makes sense.

Also, its fucking [soft], like what the fuck do you expect.

>>35649076
confirmed tiny penis

>>35645954
I read somewhere that was intentional. It was supposed to represent god using david as a tool or something like that.

>>35645950
Topkek was just going to create this thread

How long will it take go get there if I'm skinnyfat atm? Used to bench like 70kg a few months ago and squat 90kg for three reps. What should my stats be when I'm David mode?

>>35647608
When they write..... "And oh"


Makes me cringe so fucking hard.

>>35649283
nope.
he has big hands because the hands would look proportionate when looking up to the statue

>>35645954
I'd never noticed the hands before

>>35648866
thanks friend