Alright /fit/, Question. How would you solve the obesity crisis?

>>35631146
it cannot be solved

whether or not you are obese is a mere projection of your will onto your physical form

you would have to artificially input will into the minds of the weak

i would not suggest doing this though as the world must have weak people in order to survive

>>35631146

Give morbidly obese people unlimited free Mc.Donalds in exchange for never being allowed any form of medical coverage or care. Self solving problem would solve itself pretty quick.

>>35631146
If i had total power over the world, I would only allow fresh, organic food in every household and restaurants to use the purest, freshest ingredients. Done.

Education is all you can really do. If you start legislating people's diets, then we're not really a "free country" anymore.

I guess we could label HAES as a hate group (which they are.)

>>35631146
Destroy the sugar lobby.

Rigorous, and mandatory, physical fitness programs grades 1-12

>>35631146
Germans used to put people into camps, they lost weight pretty quickly.

>>35631362
They didn't make many gains though, unless you count territorial over the following two decades.

>>35631362

> They put me in one of those camps and I swear I GAINED weight! Muh genetics!

8000% percent increase in the price of sugar and its substitutes. Tax breaks for maintaining or making measurable progress towards a healthy weight. No food advertising.

take away their McDonalds and say no vidya until 100 pushups, 100 squats, 100 crunches. Every single day.

Sugar tax is a start.

If you had to pay 50% more for your beetus-a-cola you might think twice about it

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>>35631146
classify sugar as an illegal drug

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>>35631262

>>35631358
This of course is the actual answer

Reminder
https://youtu.be/jnUL9xt_aW8

>>35631280
You sound like a fag

>>35632560
you sound like a fat

>>35631146
Fat tax

>>35631280
>implying fresh and organic = healthy
fuck off to cooking show chat forums faggot

Use fat people as fuel for cars

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>>35631146
Force mandatory strength training and aerobics for all school children
Force mandatory examination of the effects of fried foods, sodas, and sugary foods
Tax fast food
Tax people based on body fat percentage (unless they can deadlift, squat, and benchpress 2 plate or more)
Ban porn; imprison pornographers
Add Philosophy classes to high school class options
Declare myself emperor
Defeat 7 coalitions

>>35632628
enjoy your processed foods fatty

>>35631280
You do know you can still over-eat on unprocessed food, there are such things as organic eggs?

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>>35632666
>(unless they can deadlift, squat, and benchpress 2 plate or more)

>2036
>at the new IRS building
>"Sir, I notice here that you claim that because you can 'bench 2 plate' you shouldn't qualify for the fat tax?
>"That's right, I am in fact a powerlifter (not professionally of course, I don't compete because I am but a novice) who is far more concerned with building a foundation of true, functional strength than I am with this whole idea of 'having visible abdominal muscles' and 'not being overweight'. I need this caloric surplus in order to excel at my sport."
>"I'll see what the manager has to say"

>K-12 physical fitness is now federally required in every public school
>People classified as obese can be forcefully opted of taxpayer-funded medical care at their doctor's discretion
>Fat people that use shopping center mobility scooters instead of the old or disabled are punished by flogging

>>35631216
Edgy

>>35632793
>People classified as obese can be forcefully opted of taxpayer-funded medical care at their doctor's discretion
Add smokers, heavy drinkers, and other people who live self destructive lifestyles, and you've gold

>>35631146
Tax fattening foods. Ban meat for people over men over 15% BF and women over 20%

>Obesity is directly related to poverty
>Introduce base income
>Fix obesity, mental illness, and crime

>>35631146
give fit people a break on food... gas... living arrangements. If you can't see that as an incentive t o improve yourself.. your not going to benefit society anyways.

>>35631262
like this idea.. devious yet good

>>35632342

>and it's substitutes

Nigger you went full retard

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>>35631146
I would make mandatory having programs like the Kennedy fitness standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGa6BPj3Mcw

>>35632596

Fat makes you fat meme

Welcome to 1997!

Block drivers license and welfare payments for fat people.

Honestly, you have to nip this shit in the bud. The reason that obesity is exploding is because fat ass whale mothers are teaching their sons and daughters to be obese too.

If a child is obese, not just a little heavy. Like literally fat. Then the child needs to be taken from the parents.

It's not just an obesity epidemic. It's a child abuse epidemic.

Foster homes are better than being obese as a child. You're literally ruining their life when you do that to a child.

>>35632897
No way, that's insane and makes no sense, and has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I think people with lower incomes are necessarily working less hard and deserve it.

>>35633293
>Fact that I think...
Does it hurt to be so bourgeois?

>>35631340
fucking this

soda, candy and other sugary shit (basically anything that comes in a box) should be outlawed

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>>35631262
>mfw cannot resist free Mickey D's

>>35632780
Laffin aloud

>>35632877
>ban meat
>fatties gladly eat nothing but sugary confections
K

>>35631146
Tax shit food the same way cigarettes and alcohol are.
Distribute pedometers and reduce tax for people who maintain a set average of distance travelled by foot
Introduce a metabolaw same as Japan whereby companies and local government are fined if their employees/residents are over a mandated waist measurement

Genocide desu desu senpai

>>35632666
Was there ever a more based man in history?

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>>35633474

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>>35633474
Diogenes

Move more + eat less = healthy. Any who can't/won't understand this will be left behind when the rest of humanity moves on to Alpha Centari.

>>35631146
Target the food production industry.

get rid of smartphones and tablets