What can you in 72 hours to temporarily look a lot beter? My

What the fuck am I looking at

>>35631025
> My weight has been steadily dropping during the last four months, and I have been looking better, but I have a rape opportunity monday, and would like to look my best.
> I have a rape opportunity
> rape opportunity
Wut

>I have a rape opportunity monday
>would like to look my best

That's the thing about rape anon, how you look doesn't matter

Get a tan.
Drink lots of water during the next 66 hours.
Then drink nothing in the last 6 hours.
Do lots of cardio in the last 2 hours.
Do some pullups and pushups to get a pump.
Install bright lights in the ceiling pointing straight down where you stand.

>>35631043
new pokemon, shit's tight.

>>35631025
>I have a rape opportunity monday
>would like to look my best
How very considerate

>>35631043
An amazing arms and chest workout.

>>35631054
>>35631056
Where I live, it is considered rude to rape people while looking sloppy.

Bro, don't rape.

But also eat a LOT of pineapple.

>>35631025

>rape opportunity

hello, germany

>>35631059
Why should I stop drinking water 6 hours before the event?

>>35631043
What happens when you let a basketball lay around for too long.

>>35631110
Because you want to be dehydrated to appear leaner.

>>35631091
It is a corrective rape, I am only doing this because I care.

>>35631092
Bro, I am black, not brown.

what

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>>35631025
Anavar, test+tren blast, pop a Viagra at the last minute.

>>35631233
Won't that kill me?

>>35631043

This. Also, what in the world is going on in the picture?

>>35631025
Don't rape not worth the jail time

>>35631782
A vietnamese girl lost her legs when USA soldiers assaulted her village. Having a sick sense of humour, they strapped the platoon basketball to her torso, and paraded her around while they took sadistic pictures.

From the wiki:

In October 2000, an unexpected car accident, Luliang County, Yunnan Province, Ma Jie Zhen Village 4-year-old girl Qian Hongyan underneath the bus, resulting in her pelvis was completely amputated becoming disabled children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbYhhDFuZTY

>>35632193
I like my version better.

>>35631025
When ball is life

Synthol I guess.

>>35631797

Seems legit

>>35631025
I would have to say an hero.

And I just want to mention, I was planning to say that before I read the rape opportunity comment, not trying to white knight here.

>>35631025
I imagine that's what yao mings child would look like if he fucked a basketball

>>35631025
In serious answer to your questions, all you should need to do are rope neck hangs, 1xf

>>35631062

Yeah... Pumpkaboo ain't that new anymore, mate

>>35633874
I loled good comment

>>35633874
Just broke the rope doing that. Guess that I need more cardio before trying that.