he made some good financial gains with day trade and something with estate dealing,not quite sure,but he said it in a video once
But it sounds like his house is fucking empty. There's always a huge reverb when he talks. Is it just because his house is so huge or he has literally nothing in there?
>Rich will never let you out in the morning to pee
>Rich will never throw your ball across the yard for you
>You will NEVER retrieve that ball so he can throw it again
>Your poop will NEVER. N E V E R Be so smelly it causes lil Richie to go back inside
why live /fit/?
All these mortals trying to leave humanity behind. It sickening
Looks like the pianomans program is catching on with normies
>always tells people to look for the positive side of things
>says looking for the negative in things is setting yourself up for failure
>always wishes you have a good day
Cardio can never give you this much heart, /fit/.
Why aren't you as based as Rich Pianini?
Is anyone keeping track of all the crimes Piano Man admits to in these videos? Off the too of my head:
-various illegal drug use: roids, Ritalin without script, Propecia without a script
-driving unregistered car (with his knee)
-stealing plastic eating utensils from Chipotle
>mfw I saw his table covered in Ben & Jerry's tubs and plastic cutlery
I assume its like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-en82Isq_0
I hope piano man gets off the royalty free music websites and uses some different songs for a change. I can't imagine by day 90 he'll still be using the same songs, pls wealthy harpsichord we need better music for our ascendance beyond humanity
>tfw you have no women to train with to get your engine going
>tfw you have no woman who massages your muscles when you get a cramp
Rich is going to die within the next 10 years. I guarantee it.
He keeps using same shitty music. He must've had some custom tracks made.
For sure this not what us blasting on his headphones. He is listening to music that alters his genomes.
why my nigga rich look like he 5 minutes from cardiac arrest
All you shit talking haters will never. NEVER.
N E V E R
Make it. You pussies would rather sit inside and bitch about Rich Piana? Yeah? He's out there doing 8 hour arms RIGHT NOW. While you're spanking it to obese women in high test threads, Rich is out there KILLING IT, MAKING MONEY and getting BIGGER BY THE DAY.
You cowards can bitch and be scared of the real man all you want, or you can shut the fuck up, get your ass to the gym and
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
Damn, I'll met with rich one day, and hopefully he'll be into cuckold, and I'll bang this chick while asking if she's feeling my 5% mutant sperm inside her.
Did anyone notice the lighter in his hand when they got to Chipotle?
>tfw Ricardo smokes
>tfw it will mess with his gains
>ywn have an average icelandick fit qt3.14 that studies law and loves ben & jerrys
why even live bros
I don't even think he does them right, you're meant to inhale to inflate your chest and bring your abs in then exhale as much as you can while trying to hold your core in towards your spine as tight as you can. From what I can tell, Rich is just inhaling and tensing his abs.
i knew those vaccum wasnt even close to 15
who else has been vacuuming? i cant get mine to hurt at all no matter how hard i suck
if you don't do your 25 minutes of cardio brah you're gonna get fat
>move to america
>marry a rich roid monkey after 2 months of knowing him
>in california of all places
>get him to pay your way into law school
>learn all about the law so you can take as much of his money and assets as you can in a divorce OR make sure nobody else gets shit in case he dies of a roid induced heart attack in his late 40s
this bitch knows *exactly* what she's doing LOL.
I'm convinced that Rich is slowly becoming a lobster
>arms getting further out of proportion with body
>persistent delusions of leaving humanity behind
Brehs, is this the new era of rich posting? The shitposting of this mutant has never been this good. Fuuuark I dont want it to end
>Rich will never let you out in the morning to pee
Despite having seen the video, I thought you were narrating from Rich's dick's POV for a moment there
this guy looks like he is getting uglier every video he makes.
jesus, he looks like a troll.
I have quite a bit of music I made on my own but I don't know if it's good for fitness and if the Piano man would like it. He seems pretty metal/EDM.
That would be so awesome to have my music on his videos.
>friday night rich piana thread has 0 activity
C'MON arent you weekend faggot anons watching the series?
I feel like Rich loves China more than Sara. There seems to be no chemistry between the two of them. Sara seems like Rich's human fleshlight and seems ok with it. Whatever it takes to get that citizenship.
I think he has "slightly" more muscle-mass to maintain than you.
>Check one of his videos from 2 years ago
>He's slowly but visibly drifting away from humanity
Do you think he'll feel lonely when he becomes the one and only mutant in the universe?
My favorite supplement label.
Giant fork...check; Giant spoon...check; Super pumped Piana...check
>Be working at Chipotle
>Shitty, do-nothing job since recent e-coli scare, just paid to sit around
>Every single fucking week, juiced-up bodybuilder waddles in with his gold digging wife with some ridiculous-ass order
>He orders the pasta 'carbonaero'
>Sir this is Chipotle, we don't have any 'carbonaero'
>His skin reddens, 'Godammit goddammit' he mumbles to himself
>'Yep.. haha' his wife says as she soothes him
>'Alright I'll take the chicken buritto, 3 softshell tacos'
>I begin to assemble his order
>'The name's Rich. R-I-C-H'
>'Can I have that medium rare?'
>This is chicken, sir
>He spends the next 5 minutes walking me through every step of the process
>He finally pays for his order, on his way out he says 'gonna feed some of this to my dogs motherfucker'
Dang, how can anyone focus on working out with her in the gym?