BBTD DAY 12

LET'S DO THIS

>>35627722
He looks so unhealthy in all of his morning portions of these vids. I'm worried.

>>35627740
Damn posts like these are annoying

>>35627740
He's fine, fuckin relax with the memes, faggot.

who /360p/ here

>>35627722

CMON

>>35627740
It's just different light at the beginning. In the car he looks as red as usual

his freakish appearance is amusing but he curses too much and it makes him sound dumb

>>35627740

Implying you look good after getting probably just little sleep and fuck some muscular european fake tit chick

>>35627722

How much money does this nigga have fit he has a fucking mansion

>>35627893

he made some good financial gains with day trade and something with estate dealing,not quite sure,but he said it in a video once

But it sounds like his house is fucking empty. There's always a huge reverb when he talks. Is it just because his house is so huge or he has literally nothing in there?

i hope everybody here is doing their stomach vacuums?

>>35627837
True

>gym has no machines
>entire workout uses machines

>>35627893
>>35627926

I'm not sure what to believe. In this video he shows that he steals plastic forks and knives from chipotle wtf

>tfw u go to the store and checkout ben & jerrys to be like rich
>$5 dollars for one

fucking hell rich cmon

>>35627722

>we're gonna do 3 sets of 15 seconds!
>does 3 secs of 10 secs

CMON

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>>35627722
I wanna get big like Rich!

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>>35627722
I really like guest star girl

>>35628009
hell yeah

>Rich will never let you out in the morning to pee
>Rich will never throw your ball across the yard for you
>You will NEVER retrieve that ball so he can throw it again
>Your poop will NEVER. N E V E R Be so smelly it causes lil Richie to go back inside
why live /fit/?

When will it be in HD ffs.

Like ghetto nigger. Let's his pitbull shit and piss in his ugly backyard.

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All these mortals trying to leave humanity behind. It sickening

http://youtu.be/fm594eVJqlg

http://youtu.be/rIDnbFz7YRs

http://youtu.be/9fgLLnIcAtk

http://youtu.be/RiyN__RbtiQ

Looks like the pianomans program is catching on with normies

>>35628200
These feels are truly heinous. I'm sorry anon.

>always tells people to look for the positive side of things
>says looking for the negative in things is setting yourself up for failure
>always wishes you have a good day
Cardio can never give you this much heart, /fit/.

Why aren't you as based as Rich Pianini?

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Is anyone keeping track of all the crimes Piano Man admits to in these videos? Off the too of my head:

-various illegal drug use: roids, Ritalin without script, Propecia without a script
-driving unregistered car (with his knee)
-stealing plastic eating utensils from Chipotle

>>35628200
haha that scene. such a lazy excuse to go back inside after giving the dog like 2 minutes of a run. his wife didn't know what he was talking about. californians man

>>35628341
Adderall without script
parking in fire lanes at malls

>>35627722
that mutant music at 12.35

>>35628408
Failing to count to 15 seconds

somebody .webm sara and lisa clips

>>35628457
He meant 15 seconds total

so 5 seconds per hold

>>35628341
It reminds me of Trailer Park boys, but this is the real life.

how much cardio do i need to do rich

He needs to do a China day, show all of her program, talk about it in depth. I wanna see the meat he feeds her, I know he's said it's ~16 ounces a day, but I need to see with my own eyes

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>>35627722
>mfw I saw his table covered in Ben & Jerry's tubs and plastic cutlery
>>35628784
I assume its like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-en82Isq_0

>>35628781
25min

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>>35627722
I hope piano man gets off the royalty free music websites and uses some different songs for a change. I can't imagine by day 90 he'll still be using the same songs, pls wealthy harpsichord we need better music for our ascendance beyond humanity

>>35628813
What happened to that dog? Did it go into a berserk mutant rage and have to be shot?

>>35628813
So Pain is kill.
Maybe China can outlive Rich.

Yep.

>>35628372
When that scene started, they already were outside so fuck off

>>35628878
agreed

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>tfw you have no women to train with to get your engine going

>>35628980
Just into the mirror.

>>35628861
everyday?

>>35628998
*look

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>>35628980
>tfw you have no woman who massages your muscles when you get a cramp

One thing that Rich and Trump have common?

They love China.

>>35629011
watch the videos dude, he just increased from 20min to 25min daily

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Rich is going to die within the next 10 years. I guarantee it.

>>35627722
>those two lazy 95%er dogs

>>35627722
kek dat sara
>poop
>yeeeaup

>spooky workout music

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>>35629243
right baby?
yup

>>35628325
>says looking for the negative in things is setting yourself up for failure

Words to live by

ohh fuck, everytime he said ben & jerrys I thought he says having injuries

>>35627740
He starts filming when he wakes up. TF he supposed to look like a dandelion?

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>>35629259
He keeps using same shitty music. He must've had some custom tracks made.
For sure this not what us blasting on his headphones. He is listening to music that alters his genomes.

>>35628056
because he's a lazy fuck who doesnt want to wash cutlery

Right baby.

Yup.

>tfw you will never be able to communicate with a girl on this level.

>>35628056
All all of his meals he eats out of plastic plates/bowls. Is that what it takes to get so rich? By saving money on cutlery and dish-washing liquid?

>>35628266
Whatever it takes

>>35628813
OHH HO HO HO HO! COLLAR HAS MOVED 4 NOTCHES
IN A MONTH

>>35629311
sara come live here .. be with me
hope to see you baby

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why my nigga rich look like he 5 minutes from cardiac arrest

>>35630007
yup

>>35629311
>>35629931
>>35630056
To be honest 90 percent of the time she tries to say anything other than yep, Rich straight cuts her off and talks over her or completely ignores her.

>tfw Rich knows he's gonna die very soon and has probably decided he might as well get as big as possible as soon as possible to make sure his coffin is fucking big

>>35628813
This guy's life is pure gold comedy

This series might as well be renamed The Final Days of Rich Piana

>>35630030
WHOA CHINA
>>35630120
confirmed never going to make it. WHATEVER IT TAKES C'MON

>>35630089
not really

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YUP

>>35630096
Probably this.
he probably got a really bad prognosis

Sara just announced a new youtube series called "A Day In The Life Of Sara Piana" coming soon!

Did rich follow vegans' advice?

Sara dont lose that as GOD DAMN IIIT

>>35630273
What? Where?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwG0ixyy-YE

>>35628813

"He loves 'em"

You know what else dogs love, Rich? Chocolate. Grapes. Rat poison.

>>35630355
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAkb1xlp0yj/?taken-by=sara.piana

>Bigger by the day
more like
>Bigger by the day (until I finally die): The last crusade against Humanity

>talks about the gym like it's some hardcore barbell only place
>only uses machines while he's there

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All you shit talking haters will never. NEVER.
I REPEAT:
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
Make it. You pussies would rather sit inside and bitch about Rich Piana? Yeah? He's out there doing 8 hour arms RIGHT NOW. While you're spanking it to obese women in high test threads, Rich is out there KILLING IT, MAKING MONEY and getting BIGGER BY THE DAY.

You cowards can bitch and be scared of the real man all you want, or you can shut the fuck up, get your ass to the gym and
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

C'MON

Rich seems like a stupid douchebag and his wife seems dumber than a bag of retarded rocks

what are the colored liquids hes drinking in the tacky af 5% bottles?
why didn't he get a logo for his company? all of his shit is so garish.

>>35630673
Those blue tiles look really untasteful.

>>35630702
>tfw you will never have a qt blond rock gf that only wants to lift, agree with you, and hunt for rare Ben & Jerry's flavors.

Why even live?

>>35630702
>stupid
he's rich, you're dyel

>>35629932
guy is on his way to eating 12 meals a day, that's like 2 hours of washing the dishes, and his schedule is apparently busy as fuck already

>>35628279
kek, first dude goes to the gym I used to go to in Denver. literally a gym consumed in protein farts. forever a human.

>>35630738
He doesn't need to wash dishes.
His meals are pre cooked in plastic containers from his upcoming meal prep company

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>>35628200
>them feels

>>35630749
that's what i was implying yeah

>>35630089
She does take a while to get the words out. Hopefully Sara does a 4 month learning English series on her channel.

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this is now a sara piana appreciation thread

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Damn, I'll met with rich one day, and hopefully he'll be into cuckold, and I'll bang this chick while asking if she's feeling my 5% mutant sperm inside her.

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I wish to be loved as much as Rich loves China.

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Did anyone notice the lighter in his hand when they got to Chipotle?

>tfw Ricardo smokes
>tfw it will mess with his gains

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MUTANTS!

I SMELL A HUMAN IN THIS THREAD!

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>ywn have an average icelandick fit qt3.14 that studies law and loves ben & jerrys
why even live bros

How many times will we be subjected to the same generic beat?

>>35630937
smoking doesnt affect muscle building brah

is this guys bloodstream 100% roids yet

>>35630978
she's not going to pass a lot of her exams if she thinks you're allowed to kill shit that you love

>>35630978

>law

>2016

lol enjoy NOJOBS

>>35631076
50% roids 50% synthol 100% C'MON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwG0ixyy-YE

>chipotle, ben & jerrys and plastic cutlery all over the fucking counter

True 5% shit

HOOH THAT SHIT BURNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>35628813
animal cruelty 100% rich turned that dog into rich 2.0

>>35631167
What the fuck is he even doing when he does vacuums?

>>35631167
burrrnnnssss

>>35631214
I don't even think he does them right, you're meant to inhale to inflate your chest and bring your abs in then exhale as much as you can while trying to hold your core in towards your spine as tight as you can. From what I can tell, Rich is just inhaling and tensing his abs.

>>35631263
it burrrnnnss god damn it. so it must work for rich

The more I see Piana the more I think he looks like an Orc.

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>>35631316
you're not quite right

I'm hooked to this shit man. I marathoned aep 1-11 yesterday and 12 was good today.

Love it. I'd watch it everyday

>>35631369
>I'd watch it everyday
I mean there's a new one every day so

>>35631379
Yep, but for only 4 months smart ass.

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>>35631316
Kai Greene is the true orc

That real food supplement sounds pretty good. Anyone try it?

>tfw oat shake gets thick after it sits a while

>>35627893
His last house he sold for 500,000, so he's really not that well off. He said in one of his videos that he lives in a city where houses are cheaper.

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>>35631245
HOOOOOH
O
O
O
O
O
H

>>35631397
>sounds good
>falling for that marketing shit

Literally cheaper to buy real food. kek

>>35631479

Yea the price is ridiculous

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>>35629311

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>>35631121
i knew those vaccum wasnt even close to 15

who else has been vacuuming? i cant get mine to hurt at all no matter how hard i suck

>>35630922
almost perfect for tittyfucking

just need a bit of sag to create the perfect comfy gap for my penis

ok serious question

what is the best flavor of ben and jerries and why is it half baked?

>>35631539
>anything other than chocolate chip cookie dough

>>35631523
think about sucking up into your ribcage, into your spine

>>35631572
i used to always get that until i tried half baked

>>35631577
This plus think about pulling your belly button as close to your spine as possible

>>35631394
I've seen Kai Green fuck a grapefruit.

>>35631594
colbert's is pretty good

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dat jiggling

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BREHS

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>>35627722
C'MON

>>35630937
That's a wireless car key

>>35631369
It's a study in self destruction

>25 mins of cardio
>real shit

pick one

>>35631688
Yep

rich piana makes a viagra pill

one night you might

i hope this gets added into the image around new years


rich piana needs one image to himslef

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>>35631691
if you don't do your 25 minutes of cardio brah you're gonna get fat

>>35631705
u stole this joke

>>35627892
> what is >

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>>35631657

>>35630089
cuts off or starts laughing a fake af laugh. painful too watch really

>>35630089
YOU HAVEN'T REALLY WANTED BBQ LATELY BABE!!!!!

>>35631691
Yeah wtf? I'd expect at least 45mins

25 minutes is nothing in terms of the entire day

>>35631733
>>35631745
YEP

>>35631756
25 mins is just the warmup

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>>35631745

>>35631745
>Had bbq the day before
>BABE COME ON, DONT YOU GET TIRED OF EATING THE SAME FOODS?

>>35632123
C'MON

he admits that the 30 lbs will be mostly water
>on ounce of muscle 29 lbs of water

>>35632141
They spend so much on eating out too. Fuck man, watching them really made me cheat on my diet.

almost time for some vacuum and feeder exercises guys

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>>35630978
>move to america
>marry a rich roid monkey after 2 months of knowing him
>in california of all places
>get him to pay your way into law school
>learn all about the law so you can take as much of his money and assets as you can in a divorce OR make sure nobody else gets shit in case he dies of a roid induced heart attack in his late 40s
>mfw

this bitch knows *exactly* what she's doing LOL.

>>35632144
he said he's gained like 20 in water rn, but it's only 2 weeks in. give it time

>>35632167
>tfw she's gonna show Rich fucking Piano what it means to do "Whatever it takes to reach your goal"

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>>35627722

I'm convinced that Rich is slowly becoming a lobster

>losing hair
>progressively redder
>arms getting further out of proportion with body
>persistent delusions of leaving humanity behind

so.. people are just memeing about his wife right? right? please.. her face is fucked and her tits look awful. only her ass is redeemable.

>>35632224
Leeel

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Brehs, is this the new era of rich posting? The shitposting of this mutant has never been this good. Fuuuark I dont want it to end

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>>35632243
butmad normie human detected

>>35632224
>arms

he got some collagen injection

his arms are permantently like that

even if he lives to be 70

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>>35628200
>Rich will never let you out in the morning to pee
Despite having seen the video, I thought you were narrating from Rich's dick's POV for a moment there

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>>35632273
>>35632224
ffs

>>35632243
stay human, faggot

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>>35632243

>>35631448

CHINA!

>>35632495
*SHIK SHIK* CHINA!

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>>35627722
this guy looks like he is getting uglier every video he makes.

jesus, he looks like a troll.

>>35628878
I have quite a bit of music I made on my own but I don't know if it's good for fitness and if the Piano man would like it. He seems pretty metal/EDM.
That would be so awesome to have my music on his videos.

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has anyone here tried it? thoughts?

>>35632820
Buy it if you want. Just know you fell for the advertisement trap mr piano layed out for you. If I were you, I'd buy some caffeine and l-theanine capsules.

>>35632820
its as bad as hyphy mud

>>35632615

C'mon bro, don't even talk to me ever again if it's gonna be this negative shit

>>35627740

agreed

>>35630922

BOLT ONS

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>friday night rich piana thread has 0 activity

C'MON arent you weekend faggot anons watching the series?

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>>35627722
>back day
>not a single compound

>>35634684
>falling for the compounds meme

>Sara and the other chick have much better form than Rich

What is the music at 14:40? It's so fucking hype

>oops, busted again he he he

>>35631516
the girl in the back is cute tho

>Humanity: We'll gives you 15 seconds Rich, the same 15 seconds you gave us
>Sara: What do they mean?
>Rich: We have 6 seconds

I feel like Rich loves China more than Sara. There seems to be no chemistry between the two of them. Sara seems like Rich's human fleshlight and seems ok with it. Whatever it takes to get that citizenship.

>>35635947
> citizenship

Money and fame, you mean.

>>35635647
kek

>>35635962
Oh I know she is going to leave him and get rich at some point. The citizenship is just the start.

straight merlin those Ben and Jerries tho

>>35632820

IMO one of the best pre workouts if you add ephedrine to it.

>>35636643
lmao u tryin to kill a nigga?

>>35628279
Why they are following his program? It's absolute shit for a natty. Training one body part once every 7 days is retarded.

>>35636711
To get big as fuck famalam

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Mutants! ..................assemble...!!!

>>35635647
Lol, where is this from originally i forget

Rich Piana would be the fattest fuck on earth if he wasn't roiding. Holy shit. He eats like a fucking bull.

>>35630922
holy shit they look fucking terrible

yes I am serious

>>35637038
James Bond

>>35634684
>lat pd is not a compound movement

>>35635647
lold

>>35637057
Well he also weighs 300lbs so maintaining that body takes shit ton more calories than maintaining your 120lbs skelly frame.

so will there be new videos this weekend or is he taking the days off like last?

>>35627837
This
Every second word is either "fucking" or "motherfucker"

>>35630882
She Icelandic so she should have no problem with English

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>>35637057
I think he has "slightly" more muscle-mass to maintain than you.

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>Check one of his videos from 2 years ago
>He's slowly but visibly drifting away from humanity

Do you think he'll feel lonely when he becomes the one and only mutant in the universe?

>>35637364
After finishing his program, we'll all be mutants

>>35629692

Nah senpai, he too big to be no dandy-lion

>>35630711

Perhaps a nice burgundy would have suited the decor better

>>35632820

Looks like he made the label using MS paint

>>35632820
>>35636643

I like to snort it with some coke, it seems to increase it's potency manyfold.

>>35636693

I'm being serious, it hardly has any stims in it.

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>>35637481
My favorite supplement label.
Giant fork...check; Giant spoon...check; Super pumped Piana...check

So his tattoos are like disruptive camouflage to disguise the roid veins, right?

>>35630922
Rich should pay her a better pair of boobs

>>35632167
>>35631105
>>35631094
Did you niggers not see the '50w', that means 50 weeks ago

she dropped out, married rich and i now trying to kill him so she can get his fortune

Rich Piana every fuckin' day, I'm lovin' this shit ha ha ha.

>>35638240
CM'ON

>>35627722
I am pretty sure he has already grown.

>>35627722
>Be working at Chipotle
>Shitty, do-nothing job since recent e-coli scare, just paid to sit around
>Every single fucking week, juiced-up bodybuilder waddles in with his gold digging wife with some ridiculous-ass order
>He orders the pasta 'carbonaero'
>Sir this is Chipotle, we don't have any 'carbonaero'
>His skin reddens, 'Godammit goddammit' he mumbles to himself
>'Yep.. haha' his wife says as she soothes him
>'Alright I'll take the chicken buritto, 3 softshell tacos'
>I begin to assemble his order
>'The name's Rich. R-I-C-H'
>'Can I have that medium rare?'
>This is chicken, sir
>'Extra meat'
>He spends the next 5 minutes walking me through every step of the process
>He finally pays for his order, on his way out he says 'gonna feed some of this to my dogs motherfucker'

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>>35631642
>>35631657
Dang, how can anyone focus on working out with her in the gym?

>>35630711
Tasteless. The word is tasteless

My motivation is increasing watching this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izIIe7GuABE

>only 11 minutes

not gonna make it

IT'S HERE BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izIIe7GuABE

>>35631394
LOK'TAR OGAR

>ok we're gonna do vacuums, 3 sets of 15 seconds
>clearly does 3 sets of about 6 seconds

every time.

>>35631332
Take heart young one...
The Earth Mother smiles upon you!

>>35639309
concerned the low of his blood pressure wont go above 90
>5% keks

>>35627722

>tfw forever human

>>35628341
What point does be talk about Ritalin?