FUCK i can't stand boiled eggs anymore! How does

>>35625645
Put potatoes, rice, noodles in your scrambled eggs.
Or if our not doing carbs with your eggs put in chilly, onions, garlic, peppers, tomatoes, spinach, kale, cabbage...
Soy sauce, siracha, ketchup, oregano...
There are too much options.

boiled

scrambled, atop toast

In an omelette with cheese, tomato, etc mixed in

Try infusing them by letting them sit in a flavour broth for half an hour.

boiled with bread and whatever I have in my fridge

omelet, can put pretty much anything in that to make it taste great

>>35625645
>2016
>still falling for the protein meme

>>35625645

Raw with oats, a giant dallop of peanut butter, a banana, some vanilla almond milk and 100g of chocolate whey for breakfast.

>>35625746

>2026
>still hasnt made it

Put in syringe and inject them directly into your blood

>>35625765
>still not vegan

>>35625645
Combine eggs with caviar. You can thank me later.

>>35625756
GOAT breakfast.

>>35625808
>still not a cuck*

Fixed that for you friend.

>>35625950
but caviar is eggs

>d-double eggs?

>>35625769
the only guaranteed way to make it. Thanks for bringing this up

FUCK IT i drink em RAW too lazy to cook this shit every fuckin day

>>35625950
master race caviar eaters

>>35626071

>3500-1484
>not eating double eggs

>>35625645
proper scrambled eggs with cut up chunks of crispy bacon mixed in to finish are the best

nothing worse than amateurish shitty overcooked scrambled eggs though

>>35626071
Salty glorious fish eggs

Poach them

>>35625950
Can confirm

>>35625645
just knocked back 2 raw with 4 servings of oatmeal in a shake

>>35625645
Scrambled because I'm a lazy fuck and it's the fastest way.

>>35626091
RIP in pieces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs

>>35626091
>2016
>too lazy to take literally 5 minutes to make eggs

seriously it's probably the quickest food to make ever. 20 seconds in a heated up pan and they're already half done

>>35625950
got two 150g cans waiting

Pickle them.

Poach them
I'm based with this as I have chickens so eggs are fresh everyday so they stick together and come out perfect
>do not use vinegar
>not not have the water bubbling in pot


>use the freshest eggs possible

>Boil your kettle
As soon as its boiled put in pot and turn element in low then

>crack eggs and place them in as close to water as possibke

>leave for 3 minutes. It should never bubble

>serve with avocado and add salt and pepper

>Perce the eggs and let the yolk drip and set for 30 seconds

>>35625645
put some corn in your scrambled eggs, tastes awesome

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I eat them raw cause I hate cooking

scrambled with a sprinkle of pink Himalayan salt .

Fried or scrambled brah, too ez

>>35630868
Enjoy salmonella

>>35630954
Even the shittiest eggs, in the US whose cheapest eggs are pretty fucking low quality, have a low chance of contamination, estimated at about 1/20000.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0168160500003755

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>>35631097

my stomach is hurting so bad lad ;[

>>35625645
get frozen chopped spinach, thaw it

put a few pinch fulls in beaten eggs

scramble

put some ketchup, salsa, or siracha on top

>>35630868
Thats why you shouod keep a female of any type in your household, either mom or gf.

Op just eat them scrambled with a pinch of salt

>>35631535
will you be my mum

I put raw egg into protein shakes. It tastes like they are not even there. Been doing it for ages & haven't had any issues.

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>>35631663

Do you usually do this on an empty stomach?

>>35630954
Ummm, stop this meme pls k thx :)

>>35631097
Still way more than zero
there is no reason to eat them raw...
It takes a pan and 2 extra minutes to cook them..and when cooked they don t taste like shit..

>>35625645
eggs and toast is where its at theres just something about the flavor combination.

>>35632057
Most foodborne illness comes from restaurants. Do not order easy-cooked eggs from restaurants because they generally crack a lot of cheap eggs into a single container, infecting the batch if any one is bad.

Cooking at home, from good quality shell eggs (or fuck, buy pasteurized eggs), feel free to have runny yolks or foods like carbonara that don't cook the eggs scrambled.

>>35625645
Make it sunny side up and put it on top of kimchi fried rice, ketchup on the side or on top. Shit takes years to get old

>All these people wasting their eggs by eating them raw

Do you even bioavailability? enjoy your nogains