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If you dont have top tier facial aesthetics its not worth to lift for girls.

The guys in the pic are benching/squatting/deadlifting sub 2pl8 and are basicly lower ottermode, but still pull every pussy on the planet.

>pic related, why you shouldnt even try
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>tfw at least on par with their facial aesthetics
>tfw beautiful blue eyes on top of that
cant hold me back lad
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>>35624221
But anon, women love swarthy foreigners. Blonde and blue eyes are so 1945.
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>>35624243
nah, not him but blue eyes are top tier
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>>35624243
my hair is a nice shiny brown and the two scars on my face suffice for exoticism
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>>35624202
>If you dont have top tier facial aesthetics
I have, ty.
>are basicly lower ottermode
You have bodydismorphism.
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>>35624257
So why do you still not have a gf yet anon?
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>>35624202
The taller one and the pajeet on your pic are 6,5/10 at best. You might have chance anon.
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>>35624308
>>35624221
And I bet you guys are 6'2+ and have at least 7.5 inch dicks too, right?
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So you're saying if your not blessed in one area, keep all other areas shitty for maximum virginity ?
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>>35624308

>bodydismorphism

topkek, how would you describe those bodys?

>>35624312

Keep telling that to yourself while you jerk it to anime porn you lonely virgin.
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>>35624202
Lifting for girls obviously
Not only because they love it, but because it makes you feel better with yourself and makes you more confident.
It's more of a psychological thing, but people notice it when you're happy with yourself, and this attitude attracts all the pussies.
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>>35624311
but i do
>>35624319
5'10 and 6.5" if it makes you feel better
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>>35624202
>had female friend about to go to Mexico for 6 months for studying tourism
>said she cant wait for all the hot mexibros
>arrived in Mexico
>all she did on app group was complain about short men
>she is Dutch
I had light giggles for 6 months
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>>35624322
He's saying you shouldn't lift for the sole purpose of attracting women, dumbo. A good body isn't as attractive as a good face.
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>>35624322
this
>>35624328
bodies*
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They're Mexican, so they're probably all 5'4. But the guy on the left is beautiful.
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>>35624202
thank god I have top 5% facial aesthetics. didn't have it early teenage years but puberty treated my face well. it's like having unlocked a cheat mode when it comes to grills

>>35624319
nah I'm 5'10 and my dick length is average, but girth is way above average
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>>35624319
193cm and 16cm dick.
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>>35624202
Girls blabber that bullshit over pictures of semi guys all the time.
Theese dudes wouldnt get approached IRL.
Girls like guys in pictures, thats basicly it.
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>>35624328
I don't live in murica so girls don't worship caucasian scum and pajeets here. But i got it you claim average fatties to be 10/10 and some dark uggos to be pussyslayers.
Thanks god not everyone on the earth have this shitty taste.
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>>35624378
>there are people who actually believe this

Lol, as a high school teacher I can tell you don't know shit. Little sluts love pretty boys like this. Ottermode + facial aesthetics is godmode when it comes to getting grills.
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>>35624243
That shit just stopped in the early 2000's.

Believe me. Im 6'2" northern european, big and thick dick. Good facial aestetics, but terrible genetics bodywise doe.

Girls used to drown over me, pussy everywhere.
Now, im considered meh looking.

Please bring that Brad Pitt era back fit? pls?
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>>35624378
This actually.
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>>35624202
that is until they see that these guys are 5'7" at best and then are like ew get away

face it

if you dont have 10/10 aestethics, born with zyzz body, tan skin, blue eyes, light brown hair, 8x5 penis, and 6'3" height at 8% bodyfat you should just kill yourself
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>>35624394
yes, high school girls. older than that and it's a no go.
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>>35624394
Your opinion is worthless for non-pedos (which, I hope, are anyone who is not you in this thread)
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>>35624413
>older than that
No thanks.
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>>35624394
fact: more feminine the girl, the more masculine she likes her men

swole af aryans are and always will be in demand by nubile pretty girls
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>>35624401
Or lift
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Do you have any idea how short that guy on the left is?

These guys are popular on SOCIAL MEDIA, where they can show off their faces and nobody knows their dark secret.

Lefty has been friendzoned so many times it's unreal.
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>>35624243
It's true kek. Here I am with dark skin (for a white american), nearly black eyes and black hair and girls literally love it. I do have a good face and body. My face is literally like a neanderthal though, all masculine features are hyper developed and men will call me a neanderthal a lot :(
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>>35624202
women do the exact opposite of everything they say
especially online. just go look at the average girls tumblr and then see who they date irl
its basically porn for them
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>>35624343
The guy on the right is Francisco Lachowski, a top male model

He's Brazilian
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>>35624394
high school is over. In 5 grade all the girls was in love with the gym teacher. kids will be kids.
that dosnt mean that all girls love getting dicked by gym teachers.
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>not knowing that /fit/ is filled with 6'3 masterrace with model tier faces earning 300 a year with 5/4/3/2 lifts

Plebs
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>>35624413
>>35624417
Teen pussy is prime pussy you fucking cucks. Girls are absolute shit after their early 20s.
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>>35624440
google says 6'3

lefty manlet confirmed
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>>35624422
blond guys are not masculine
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only the middle guy has actual facial aesthetics

the other two are too feminine and girly
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>>35624445
kek? 5/4/3/2? Are you retarded. I lift 15/15/15/15 and 10 plate on curls.
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>>35624422
>swole af aryans are and always will be in demand by nubile pretty girls
>he actually believes this
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>>35624454
>only the uggliest guy in the picture has actual facial aesthetics

kek, nice one, pajeet
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>>35624202
But anon, gay people don't pull any pussy.
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>>35624446

>Girls are absolute shit after their early 20s

virgin confirmed. or brit
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>>35624453
implying impliances

I smell sour grapes of lacking viking heritage
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>>35624417
>non-pedos
>high scool
Oh fuck you retard. It's not like I'm fucking some 10yo girl. Those are fully grown women at their prime.
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ITT: delusional /fit/izens who believe they have top facial aesthetics while not one of those super looking faces got posted

this board never dissapoints when it comes to delusion/autism and jealousy.
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>>35624202
why do you assume these guys wanna fuck the girls in pic related?
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I dont get it tho. I the scrawniest little body I have personally ever seen, well like literal top 10, and A big ass nose and Ive had my dick sucked and fucked more girls that I feel like counting, and oh yeah I have a small baby flacid dick and 0 confidence. and the girls were all pretty hot.
My fucking point is, people that shout manlet, or this wont get you laid, dont try if ____ is a bunch of stupid brainwashing bullshit.
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>>35624440
no its not you dumb fuck
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>>35624461
swede males aren't aryans so that doesn't count

I completely understood why swedish women do that after meeting a few swedish guys
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>>35624425
I dont think you understand.
Muscle looked like shit on me.
I did the roids at one point, became semi big, it looked like shit. I am ottermode now and stronger than i was then. Wich makes me more happy and better looking.

Dont think putting size on will help you with anything.
Only way muscles help you with girls is when you get freaky big looking, rich piano stylez, then you can get those insecure daddyraped bitches that loves portraying to be tough bitches.
Nothnks breh, imma just stick to getting lightskin northern blond beauties in small numbers.
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>>35624243
"I hate blue eyes" - Said nobody ever
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>>35624484
unfortunately physical prime clashes with social prime, resulting in you fucking a biologically mature yet psychosocially childish kid. it feels wrong.
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>>35624474
>liking beer bellies, shitty skin, and streched out pussies

feminist cuck confirmed. made out with a qt 15-year-old a few weeks back. it was like kissing the fountain of youth. took the verginity of another school girl last spring, the look in her eyes after that was amazing

enjoy your busted old hags full of nigger cum
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>>35624433
white girls dont care about blue eyes that much
but believe me i be stealin everyone elses women they LOVE that shit
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>>35624505
now this is a bit hard to believe, where did you meet them you pedo rapist
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psst jay is six feet

>fit on suicide watch
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>>35624501
"social" prime is just made up bullshit

nobody had a problem with banging 15-year-olds for 99% of human history
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>>35624501
>childish kid
That's what a woman should be. You are brainwashed by feminazi if you think otherwise.

>it feels wrong
For you.
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>>35624505
dude wtf......... this is bait
you are admitting to rape
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>>35624491
>jay, Marlon and Francisco

Read the first comment on OP pic you dumb nigger
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>>35624510
through friends mostly.

>pedo
kek, their not pre-pubescent. most of europe isn't repressed like you americucks so nobody cares
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>>35624505
lel
that was a very interesting piece of righting m8
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>>35624518
>fucking 15yos is rape

lol at this slave mentality

you'll never experience heaven
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>>35624523
how old are you and where do you live, I'm coming over
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>>35624518
>everyone lives in america

About what I'd expect from American education.
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>>35624525
breh............
>>35624528
what country im coming over tonight
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>>35624523
>having this pic
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>>35624527
will be 25 in a few months. just pic any of the blue countries on the map and you're in heaven
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The thing is, lifting helps improve your facial aesthetics. You'll have a better looking face at otter mode than skinnyfat.

Unless you have a face like Supermang, in which case, you're fucked.
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>>35624536
I'm 25 now, I could date 16 year olds, dated a 17 yr old recently but she looked a bit older so I was turned off.
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>>35624510
Not him but I'm dating 17yo asian girl for 2 years now. I'm 10 years older and like 2 times bigger (I'm 190cm an 90kg). Met her on taekwondo classes.
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>>35624535
I pulled it from Google, retard.
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>>35624518

PROTIP: america isnt the only country on the world

>inb4 some freedom fries shittalk
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>>35624525
So much this. You americans are dumb af.
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>>35624541
so 15 is legal for your area, where do you live
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>>35624547
nigga what country.I'll book a flight now
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>>35624540
You could date whatever you want. Two my best friends dated 14-year-olds last year. One even went on holiday with her and her parents. Nobody gives a fuck around here.
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>>35624556
pls name your country, I work online so I can move, I like them young but also I like the law.
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>>35624541
did you fuck a little 15yo asian girl when you were 25, damn bruh you must have laid the pussy out
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>>35624202
All these girls are going to be deeply disappointed once they discover these guys are 5'8" 5'5" and 5'3"
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>>35624551
Legal? No. But why should I care. If your government forbid you to have sex with any girl younger then 40 would you submissively obey? I wouldn't.
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guys this is still /fit/. just saying


gtfo
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>>35624567
All male models...all 6' and up
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>>35624575
well no but the law is pretty fair at 16 so hard to compare.
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>>35624560
Bulgaria. Should be even easier if you're foreign and decent looking. If you make a good salary you'll be rich af over here.
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>>35624563
She is pretty big actually. About 170-175cm high. Petite but not like you've imagined.
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>>35624580
>male models
>tall

You are fucking retarded.
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>>35624556
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>>35624585
>Bulgaria.
did you move there to fuck bitches
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>>35624591
Um, I was born here.
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>>35624594
and how many girls under 16 would you say you've been with
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>>35624546
i dont believe you
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>>35624587
>implying 6' isn't a requirement for male modelling
what the fuck are you saying
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>>35624585
thx family
hope the local girls like bbc, i'll just tell them im a rapper
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>>35624584
>is pretty fair at 16
Who said that? Fat ugly jealous feminazis? Cause doctors say otherwise.
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>>35624609
this gon be good, what do doctors say? I like young girls and I'm 25 but I'd agree 16 is pushing it in terms of consent, imagine a 12 year old making decisions about sex.
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>>35624410
Lachowski is 6'3
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>>35624606
The 90% of male models are manlets. Wake up.
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>>35624497
>looks like shit with "muscle" but apparently looks fine as ottermode.
You looked like shit because you were fat.
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>>35624606
Dude what the fuck are you on? It's a known fact that male models are usually around 5'7" at most and dyel as fuck.

It's FEMALE models that are tall. Holy shit, how fucking ignorant are you?
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>>35624401
Well, did you get old?

I love tall blue eyed scandi men, and facial aesthetcics are so much more important than the body. average body is perfectly ok if the face is good and he is nice and smart
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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>>35624636
thx family just saved me some cash
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>>35624336
>when will they learn.jpg
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>>35624640
You are dumb as hell kill yourself deluded shitcunt
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>>35624636
not if you look pretty good, I seem to attract underage girls already so.
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>>35624585
i have been to bulgaria on party holiday over at that there sunny beach. And fuck is your women ugly as fuak.
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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>>35624615
I've actually had sex with 13yo. Nothing special. As soon as they have emmenia and other secondary characteristics of sexual maturity they are ready to fuck. Do I have to mention romeo and juliet (who was "only" 13) and thousand of others.
You are brainwashed. Admit it.
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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>>35624615
16 is age of consent for hetero in ausfailia.
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>>35624671
i'm the least brainwashed, ever heard of kaiji from /tv/? me
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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>>35624665
>>35624669
>>35624673
WTF

>>35624671
WTF!!!
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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>>35624657
all childish social outcast weirdos feel like they look really good. Its just your own little bubble, dont let it pop.
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>>35624202
>dat male objectification
Wow just stop it's 2016 cmon
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>>35624692

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. Jihad
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>>35624692
but by that logic nobody looks good
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>>35624640
Type male model height into Google you stupid dumb retard.
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
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>>35624701
read again or get a grown up to help you
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>>35624482
>WE WAS VIKINGS AND SHIT
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>>35624719
I don't have to read that retarded shit, I will use the same logic and call you a childish social outcast weirdos, you ugly fuck.
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. tip my freebies
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>>35624491
>learn to read
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>>35624687
To be honest I didn't know her age. She looked like one of this girls on your jailbait meme pictures. Big boobs and shit. Met her on a beach and asked if she wanted to go out that night. It turned out she was 13 only when I met her parents. They were a little pissed but nothing extraordinary. She looked at least 16.
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>>35624401
>big, thick dick
Pics or bullshit
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>>35624740
nobody is going to give you a free dick show today pal
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>>35624704
>Type male model height into Google
Yeah. Google gonna say tom cruize is like 2m tall.
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>tfw high tier facial aesthetics but skeleton mode lanket wristlet
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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox
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>>35624453
Yes Chris hemsworth is so feminine
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>>35624753

0/10 b8
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>>35624410
>born with zyzz body

Kek Zyzz wasn't born with Zyzz body. He got it with time, shit form and a lot of roids. And he didn't look that good.
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>>35624808
>Zyzz wasn't born with Zyzz body.
Ahahahaha. You are stupid kid.
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>>35624808

>he didnt look that good

your jealousy is showing you fucking dyel fuckoff
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>>35624811
>Muh genetics

>>35624823
He looked good, but you'll find better bodies in every CBT. His transformation from WOW nerd to fit and his arrogant personality was what made him iconic on /fit/.
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>>35624831
i dont like zyzz. But he did have some great insertions.
Looking good is all about insertions.
So bbyplsmammazyzz
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I've got the same coloring, except I'm 5'10 and 110lbs.

Why the fuck don't I get girlpucci?
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>>35625056
>girlpucci
>boypucci

I will smack ur head as hard as i can if you say that 1 more time
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>>35625056

>girlpucci

some people take 4chan way to serious not even kidding
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>>35625075
>>35625093
IS that a new trigger word now?
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>>35625075
G I R L P U C C I
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>>35625121
I dedicate this video to you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9dD8mu5bw
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>>35624202
>I shouldn't try because a top 1% looking model will cuck me at every turn
no
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>>35624221
>>35624251

>all these evil-eyed motherfuckers thinking women like blue eyes

blue eyes look evil and deceptive you faggots. also, girls like foreigners because they're not as boring as natives

don't even get me started on blond hair. only fags and girls have blond hair
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>>35624243
>But anon, women love swarthy foreigners
dark haired, dark complexion with green eyes master race here
I'm genetically quite pale but I'm outside in short sleeves all the time so I look a bit swarthy because of my skin
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>>35625246
Literally only you think this. Stay mad. I have throughout my ENTIRE life, ONLY gotten compliments on my blue eyes.
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>>35625246
Anti-/pol/ please...
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>>35624461
>stupid cuck propaganda
>meaning anything
kys you fucking wogcunt
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>>35624221

hazel eyes are better
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Nordic """""""men"""""""""
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>>35624556
>14-year-olds
that's a bit weird familia
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>>35625272
not when my blue eyes have a light grey ring around the pupil, i catch bitches looking whenever the sunlight hits them
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>>35625262

>Literally only you think this

dream on. I admit that in younger years, most girls think blue eyes are something special but literally every woman I've spoken to about eye colours told me that blue eyes and especially blond hair is either unattractive or probably only attractive for little girls

>throughout my ENTIRE life, ONLY gotten compliments on my blue eyes

and I have gotten compliments on my green-brown eyes, so fucking what?
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>>35624705
this looks like a tyrone video transcript or some shit
or is it the newest misc cuntpaste
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>all these retards in this thread thinking girls look at eyes and hair
>all these retards thinking it's not about your smile

I believe that you could be an ugly to decent looking chump and still get all the bitches with a goat-tier smile

even though I don't have godlike looks, I never had problems in catching women with nothing but a smile
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>>35625296
You're talking to niggers who are jealous of what they don't have.
Not a single person thinks blue eyes are "evil". Blue is literally the color of choice for businesses specifically because the majority of people associate blue with trust and safety. This is old news and your anecdote is shit.
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>>35625313
tfw good looks hair and eyes but shitty awkward crooked smile
i rarely smile though and ive gotten compliments for it before, so i dont care all that much
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>>35624640
>>35624587
>>35624567
are you retarded? Male model height is 6'1"-6'3", francisco lachowski on the right is 6'3". Texeira around 6' and the instagram "model" is indeed a manlet
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>>35625318

>You're talking to niggers
>tfw I'm german

nice try faggot
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>>35624322
>>35624322
Literally this, OP. Not training because you missed out on a single advantage is a nice way to knock over the board and chuck a tantrum.
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You guys should really fucking read this book by now

The entire first part is a complete, scientific breakdown of female attraction, based on actual studies, experience and facts

Looks for men matter, but not very much
Money matters, but not very much

All in all, women are, at their baseline, attracted to two things: Success and desire

They want men with high social status, men with confident BEHAVIOR, looks are just a bonus

Lift for yourself, and girls will be attracted to your persistence and hard work
Lift for girls, and they will be turned off by you trying to impress them
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>>35625445
>reading self-help books
>reading self-help books about how to attract women
Holy shit kill yourself
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>>35625476
You forgot something, m8
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>>35625491
>be this >>35625445
>post fedoras
keep the laughs coming
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>>35624202

Yup girls have shit taste. Lift for yourself. Husbando mode even if straight.
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>>35625476
>Having this much of an unwarranted superiority complex
You're one of those guys everyone secretly hates, aren't you?
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>>35625476
>>35625518
Okay, I'm not mad or anything, but please explain to me logically what's wrong with reading self-help books

Not everyone grew up in supportive families or had the opportunity to learn everything in life

What's wrong with learning this stuff as an adult?
Or are you one of those "a loser should always remain a loser" people?
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>>35625554
>>35625529
It is Cosmo and Men's Health tier as literature, and turns out it doesn't even 'work' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-help#Criticism
>Not everyone grew up in supportive families or had the opportunity to learn everything in life
Go read the bible like or wait until you finish puberty
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>>35624410
because girls that like twilight are the quality of women I want to shoot for.
>topkuk
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>>35624445
Wtf can anyone lift 5 plates in OHP?
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>>35625281
Fins are not what you would think about when you think Nordic gods. But they do fit the scrawny look away and get stabbed viking image.
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Most people can get to the stage of "many people would consider you conventionally attractive if:

>lose weight, under 12-15% bf, varies from guy to guy
>eat a healthy balanced diet and do everything possible to protect your skin
>shower on a regular basis, actually scrubbing your entire body down as opposed to just letting the soapy water run down you
>brush your teeth and other basic hygiene things, use deodorant
>get a good haircut
>lift for like six months seriously

that's it

of course that isn't what will get you pussy and friends and a nice social life

no, what you want is CONFIDENCE

i used to be a fat loser fuck, but i still pulled 6-7/10's because i had brass fucking balls and a great self-esteem and i could talk to other people without worry. If I was up against someone fairly attractive but they couldn't talk for shit without stuttering or showing hints of lack of confidence, i'd win 80% of the time. now i'm /fit/ and i'll win against 99.99% of all people with confidence and my body.

The goal is of course, to be both physically and behaviorally attractive, but understand that everything about the former is almost completely useless without the latter in terms of social/sexual situations.

When you learn to love yourself, you will beat everyone.

Reminder that both confidence and being /fit/ is actually really fucking easy, just that 90% of the population has no willpower whatsoever. trying means you win
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>>35624523
VIVA ESPAÑA
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>>35624656
Dude models that shoot fotos arn't the same models that the ones that walk around with clothes on...
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>>35625625
>knowing how to improve automatically means that you'll strive to improve
>implying everyone can be saved/make it
>advocates against self help books
>yet is pro bible
oh man.
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>>35625974
remember confidence doesn't grow on trees, it's acquired through experience(read:mastery in general). Recognize that most basement dwellers haven't experienced much of life to warrant any confidence.
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>>35625974
>When you learn to love yourself
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>>35625625
Self help books are a double edged sword.

On one hand you are learning principles that can improve your current situation--overcoming depression, building wealth, dating girls, etc. But there is always the risk of deluding yourself. You could go through an entire library of these books thinking, "It's going to be better! I'm gonna make it!", when in reality nothing has changed and you are still your mediocre old self. There's another term for self delusion, it's called mental masturbation.

The difference between self improvement and mental masturbation is proper goal setting principles and taking action.
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>>35625974
6s and 7s by your extremely low standards, they were most likely real 3s to 4s
People need to re-evaluate their standards, if it's a 1-10 scale, then 10 is godlike, 9 is close to godlike, 8 is almost perfect, 7 is extremely good, 6 is still really fucking good looking, 5 is good looking to average good looking, 4 is average to below average, 3 is bad looking, 2 is extremely bad looking and 1 is fucking ugly
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>193cm
>90kg
>light brown hair and brown eyes
>southern european
>ain't drowing in pussy
Aesthetic face doesn't mean shite if you're a aspie, mate.
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>>35624221
you are most probably delusional
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>>35625974
do you have any advice how to become self confident?
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>>35624523
All of the first world countries on this list are 16, which is the age of consent in many US states.
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>>35626792
This is bait, don't reply to it.
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>>35627361
> he doesn't know first world just means in the nato pact.
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>>35627422
I used "1st world" in the sense of "White, Christian, economically prosperous nations"
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>>35627440
So you're retarded bro?
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>>35627417
He's right you fucking moron, take a look at every thread ever when Op brags about his '9/10'. You can be sure she's painfully ugly when he shows the picture a few posts later.
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>>35624202
lmao @ all these girls thinking they can go to mexico and find bros like that.
just a bunch of fatty slicked back 5'1 muchachos looking for some young white culo
have fun girls, don't get beheaded
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>>35624523
>tfw learning spanish
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>>35624202
why lift when its all about the hair?
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>>35624202
i thought the one on the left was a lady
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>>35624410

>8x5

Literally a pencil cock
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>>35625380
>SAND nigger KEK detected
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>>35624202
How many cocks has dude on the left sucked?

I hope it's a lot.
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>>35624202
>trying to compare yourself to a famous male model
thats my bru in the middle
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>>35624333

Glorious trips confirms.


There's nothing wrong with wanting to lift for women. Wanting to impress a mate is one of the most primal functions, and satisfying primal functions is of utmost importance to living a happy life.
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>>35624671
The issue with teens fucking is that they're as retarded as you are and have no understanding of consequences. When they get pregnant, they're not equipped to deal with having a child and they're, on average, too shortsighted to use protection and too stupid to realize that STDs are a thing, leading to them being a drain on society's resources. It's not a biological issue, dipshit.
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>>35624523
Tfw based Spain
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>>35624474

>or Brit

The legal age in the UK is 16. I don't understand your logic.
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>>35624202
can we start making these threads a daily reminder? Tired of seeing all the uglets taking up my gym space.
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>>35624319
yup guys, everyone on here totally is 6'5 with a 9 inch dong.....
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>>35624251
GREEN
R
EYES
E
N
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>>35625974
>When you learn to love yourself, you will beat everyone.
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>>35624202

SAme could be said about not having money/wealth.

Just fucking do whatever makes you happy and the confidence will come.

You have to learn to be happy being alone and being with yourself before you share your life with other people.
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>>35624740
>>>/b/
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>>35624202
Some of us have to lift to even get to ottermode.
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>>35624505
>stretched out pussies
Virgin/retard detected
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>>35627566

this is true, i recently fucked up my hair pretty bad and now nobody mires
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>>35627422
>implying anyone uses 1st world in that sense anymore.
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>>35624410
I love this, Girls so insecure about their lanky-asses that they take it out on people irl lol

Be me last night:
>5'9, average height for my area
>Two tall af girls behind me at bar
>Say hi can I buy you a drink?
>one answers "no you're too short for us"
>I laugh and say "I'm glad that you recognize that"
>Internally I lol thinking of /fit/ and realizing that these two girls hanging out together so they don't feel so freakish by themselves are so insecure that they literally take it out on average height guys and act superior when you could see in her eyes she couldnt even convince herself that she was right in suggesting tall girls are somehow superior

I kek'd then had a pretty good night hooked up with a 9/10 hottie who was about 6 foot mfw
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>>35624446
Omg brehhh... Is that the perfect woman right there??
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>>35631741

i can just sense that she is the most basic bitch you will ever meet
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>>35632024
nah man she looks chill af, like the kinda girl who is an extrovert but still has doubts and insecurities like a normal human being

she knows shes hot but also knows its a power she shouldn't abuse to get an easy life, like she still wants to try and will put effort in everything she does

thats the vide i get tbqh
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>>35632148
if you're overthinking just one girl then you've already lost.
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>>35624257

do you wear a fedora as well?
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>>35632148
She`s 15, senpai.
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>>35632148

im sorry anon but this photo >>35632195 btfo your analysis
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>>35624505
>verginity

This is a 18+ board anon take your lying ass outa here
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twf in México but didn't get to see those pretty boys

no homo
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>>35624410
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
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>>35625281
Behead those who insult Finland
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>>35632228
DUDE MANLETS LMAO
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>>35624446
>>35631741
yep

same grill but full body pic
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>>35632256
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>>35624202

> implying Nordic manlets aren't the best

:^)
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>>35632188
i guess using the word suffice is fedora but i dont say that shit irl, nah
bitches love scars though, i have fun making up retarded stories to see what they'll believe
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Social skills>pretty face
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>>35632195
this doesnt look real theres something in this pic that doesnt feel right.. maybe she got surgery and removed a couple of her ribs or something but theres something weird with this grill
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>>35624523
>tfw in austria

15 year olds are annoying as fuck
not worth the pussy imo
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ig: demirosemawby
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>>35624528
>No country outside the US has AoC of 16

About what I'd expect from gypsy education, it's illegal in my non-US country and several others breh
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>>35624202
It's not worth it to do anything for girls actually.

I don't care if it's your 9.95/10 facial aesthetics or that one in a million neuron wiring in her little peanut brain that makes you undesirable to that one 10/10 out there, or you found your fucking soulm8 or you settled

BUT

IN THE END:

If the girl isn't trying to get YOUR attention

It's not worth it trying to get hers.
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>>35632341
i feel ya, bruder
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>>35625445
>Implying women aren't pathological liars

BACK TO REDDIT!!!
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>>35632390
>undesirable
I meant unresistable
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>>35632390

>that one in a million neuron wiring in her little peanut brain that makes you undesirable to that one 10/10 out there

this happened to me once, it was freaking weird, nature doesn't make sense sometimes
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>>35624446
>Teen pussy is prime
yeah when you're a teen yourself

usually people grow up but some apparently don't
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>>35632404
>bruder
des hast hawara oida ;)
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>>35632228
source on this i wanna see the original video
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The guy in the middle has about my ideal body.
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>>35624505

>migrant logic

get out of germany
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>>35632459
search "TinyTrip learns that hgh doesn't stunt height growth" on youtube
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>>35624523
Do those ages of consent apply to American citizens visiting the country?
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>>35632481
i get nothing related to the webm tho.
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Being a male model is the gayest shit ever

No self-respecting man should be a male model, I don't care how pretty you are. Go get paid for doing something useful.
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>>35632491
well sex tourism ins't rampant in civilised yurop so you can keep your fat ass home

this ain't thailand
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>>35625445

I read a book included some stuff of this, for the sake of finding some relevant material on a research paper on prostitution and sex work. It just felt so wrong, reading what I did.

I've long idealised the concept of romance, love, passion, and affection when it comes to relationships and perhaps, in that sense, I'm indoctrinated myself but tried to read it without bias and to be objective. However, I couldn't help myself but feel angry whilst reading it. The talk of women only finding men attractive if they're capable of protecting them (which included being wealth and fit). Appearance meant very little.

On the other hand, men found women attractive because they have a desire to reproduce and continue their bloodline, hence why men who raise the children of other men (according to the book) are deemed weak. Whilst I could understand this point from a primitive perspective, I actually find it quite admirable, especially if you love single parent caring for the child(ren) and are willing to put effort into raising said child(ren). There's more to being a parent than a biological link.

Despite all this, there was only one thing I felt I was in agreement with and that was that men like bigger, curvier women (high test) because their wide hips are symbolic of their child-rearing abilities, so men often opt for them. I think, nowadays, it's more or less constant media bombardment that influences what people like when they're growing up. However, I don't know where sexuality would really come into that (the book made brief mention of it going against the grain of his arguments but that was about the extent of it). I think that's also partly social conditioning (although this is an unpopular opinion), maybe predisposed by some genetic mutation or hormonal change in the uterus.

I wonder if children were born from mechanical uteri where they were monitored could end up LGBT+.
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>>35632500
Lmfao, you actually searched that?
The webm has nothing to do with tiny. It's just some fight video that's probably on worldstar
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>>35632525
But if I just met some 16 year old at a bar or something would that be legal?
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>>35632554
*wuhrlstah
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>tfw subpar facial aesthetics with above average body
>tfw dating a gymnast
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>>35632251
>>35632228

That's a Turkish dwarf called Köksal Baba. He's basically a beloved "character" in one of the Black Sea cities. They usually let him act up - him, along with some other lonely / insane people, although laughed at, are very respected in the city and they basically let him get stuffs for free, bring him along when they go abroad etc.

So that's not a real serious fight.
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>>35632564
lol go at it you creep

where I'm from it's actually a sign of inadequacy if you have to rely on fucking teens
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>>35632459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg&feature=youtu.be
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>>35624523
I forgot how based Eastern Europe was lmao
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>>35632587
>had no idea how to girls until i hit 20
>first gf was 23
>never got to hit that young puss
kind of want to hit up europe now lmao
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>>35632630
you're pathetic
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>>35632426
Yeah right lol she was just playing

Unless you are saying that one slavic godess I used to walk to school with when we were both 14 actually meant it too when she vacantly sang some german pop song about blow jobs and unprotected sex with minors while staring into my empty eyes seriously kill me now, my life could have been 10/10 but my step dad just had to buy me a pc when puberty hit and we just had to move like 8 times.

And I just had to hang out with the biggest aspies around town and ignore all the jailbait that came onto me when I started lifting. I just had to go into computer science and never approach a girl after my first 2 tries at Uni. I just had to waste half a decade on league of legends and fap away my test on shemales and waste several thousand euros on dildos and get caught frolicking around a corn field naked and shit on playground swings and THEN there's the discussion forum personas.......
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>>35632534
Take into the account of the perpetuation of the species. It is quite admirable if one is willing to cast aside his own naive, primitive ego and take it upon himself to care for another. He may also do so out of the interest of his mate. But, good dads are sexy (truth). And what you said about women, all true.
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>>35624496
Nice try.
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>>35624319
Actually im a depressing 5'8 and a not so sad 6.5 so i roll w/ the punches
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>>35632651

This makes the debate of sexuality all the more interesting though. What if men have come to this realisation that women use them essentially for having children, so, men have children, and then seek out male partners who they have common values with, a shared identity, and appreciate one another for personality and appearance, not for protection/wealth? However, that's not the render those qualities obsolete, I imagine they have some factor.

I also imagine heterosexual men have an interest in how financially stable a potential female partner would be.
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>>35626862
You're not as good looking as you think then
Unless you have full on actual autism screaming at toy trucks shit you would get girls
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>>35632640
only in the past 50-60 years the western world decided to have meme age of consent, i dont give a fuck about what you or anyone else thinks - there are attractive teen girls and i want to fuck them. just because i'm over 18 now doesn't change that
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>>35632643
My cousin looks exactly like her
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>>35632697
If everyone would be honest fapping > sex anyways.

inb4 only virgins say this. Anyone who thinks this opinion stems from ignorance of what is "really good sex" is either a hedonist pig or can't in2 critical self reflection
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>>35632776
She's cute yeah?
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>>35632697

I have mastered edging to porn for hours and sex is so fucking poverty peasant level i don't even care about it anymore
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>>35624373
Same
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>>35632783

To be honest, masturbating seems to not only reduce the risks of 'hooking up' with strangers (both sexual risks and physical ones) but it's also more convenient to just do it in the comfort of you own home.

>>35632809

Is that because you're addicted to porn though?
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>>35632763
that's not it

it's pathetic that someone considers spending a lot of money and time to just stick his dick into a (biologically speaking) simpleton

that's just stupid, making excuses like hurr society made that up durr it's natural brah is only proving my point further
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>>35632866
im not talking about sex tourism specifically so i can fuck a teen, im just saying given the opportunity i would and not give a fuck
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>>35632879
good
be as retarded as you want but please for the love of god don't reationalize it
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>>35632809

> edging

Given that semen is carcinogenic I don't understand why anyone would want it building up like that
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>>35625445
Models by Mark Manson is absolutely fucking insane book, i recommend it, helped me a lot.
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>>35632905

To make sure he has big loads so he can eat it all up for that extra protein, as advised by /fit/, of course.
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>>35632905

I edge for hours , but jizz one time before going to sleep
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>>35632905
>semen is carcinogenic
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>>35632462
Guy looks lanky AF
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>>35625476
>Read about fitness all day
>Research best diet and macros for weeks straight
>research sterons for hundreds of hours
>Read an animu faggot shitposting bread from malaysia 8 hours a day
Better not read about self improvement
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>>35633052

The kind of self-improvement book that guy posted i just meme VHS 80's literally cancer type guru shit
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>white
>living in Korea

That's all I had to do to be knee deep in pussy. Have fun lifting weights to impress other men.

Kek why am I even on this shitty board.
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>>35633095

Asian women are ugly
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>>35633103
Hahaha

Korean women fucking gorgeous m8. You should take a trip over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I
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>>35624202
Those men are also models. The middle one is Marlon Teixera
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>>35633070
I was replying to the self improvement in general part.
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>>35633125

Not sure if serious?

Fucking rats
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>>35633173
>white "women"

I puked m8.
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>>35633173
not him but korean girls are alright, they take care of themselves a lot more than white girls. no fatties and they're all autistic about makeup/skincare/hair and have surgery and shit
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>>35632462
>What are legs
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>>35633186

I'm hot white guy , why would i even stoop so low to get with asian girl?

White women are hottest , there's no contest.

Asian women are sub-human aesthetically.

I get treated like fucking celebrity in Asia for my looks and i still don't touch much of them
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>>35633229
do what you want, i dont like korean girls that much but they arent shit tier like flips or chinks
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>>35633323

Just as shit just have more money for surgeries and skin whitening
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>>35632597
>that voice
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