She's obviously asking you for a good workout program, so ask her what her goals are (weight loss, hypertrophy, strength etc.) and take it from there. Recommend her a solid program and make sure you go into detail to show your fitness knowledge, chicks really like that. After that its basically a walk in the park.
This bitch looks like she has a squidward nose 2bh familia
Some chick's actually ended up saying yeah lol
Looking to get shredded now and just show off abs.
Do you guys ever look back at your old high school pictures are think "Damn, I was ugly as fuck"? I look so much better now than I did in high school, despite the fact that i'm wearing braces right now. Thank you based puberty
Off topic, but whatever
Girls in the DMV are generally ugly, at least compared to Virginia Tech, which is my Uni.
>tfw I don't get as many matches as a I should since i'm black
At least I got laid off this app several times, and that's all that matters I guess
Here's a sort of blurry picture I posted when I used tinder
I didn't have too much success on tinder so I deleted it and will use it when I get shredded.
But I still got decent compliments on my body
>Setting up tinder account
> Sex :
Tinder is mostly a waste of time tbhfamsmh.... At least she's honest
Nobody gonna point out that the girl in OP's name is Kolyn? Like colon? Like the place in your butt where poop comes from? OP you missed a great chance to tell this girl that she's 'the shit', you dumb fuck
>Making random tinder sloots fall for the SS+GOMAD meme
Absolutely DEVILISH way to get revenge on the Stacys.
Yeah I'm well aware of it. Dunno how I didn't kill myself. I was such a beta fuck who actually believed it when girls and my mom said "you're perfect the way you are." Didn't help my dad and older brothers never taught me how to be a man. Fuck.
>His whole about me section is copied from Charlie Day's dating profile.
Where did I go wrong?
lmao this one is pretty great desu
Forgot image sorry.
That's because you put him in the friendzone already.
>got knocked up by some dude who looks like drake
>they're still together
>sloot is using tinder, who's a highschooler
My black ass needs to leave Northern Virginia immediately
>no one knew who I was till I put on the mask
I didn't know people like this actually existed.
>tfw getting fit front Oceanic Marvel Mode and no new pics of me to put on Tinder.
>tfw his dickwould be bigger than my head
Only betas give a fuck about the nuances of flirting via text. That shit is non-sense. You straight up ask the girl if she wants to fuck. If she's interested in you at this point... she will most likely want to fuck. If not, then the chick is a waste of your time. On to the next one.
That's how you alpha.
Also NOVA fag,
My opening line was a volleyball joke, "Why couldn't the volleyball girl cross the road." She added me on snap, sent me booty pics, promised to send me a vid of her playing with her pussy the next day. Then I mentioned that I lived 90 miles away and I was sad (As a joke) that I couldn't meet and she blocked me. Fucking NOVA girls..
This is my tinder profile pic, to much? I don't have any face pics.
"Why couldn't the volleyball girl cross the road?"
Punchline: To many bumps
A bump is a way they strike the ball like pic related you uneducated nigger.
I have a fucking vagina you dunce. And yes, although vaginas are generally elastic and can heal, there's a certain point where damage can be done. It literally took two years for her pussy to adjust to his dick, if they break up it's going to be awhile before it snaps back if at all.
More NOVA shenanigans. Some girls are just retarded
Accommodating more size =/= Gaping and loose.
It might be more elastic now but that doesn't mean its without tightness. I have roughly the dimensions of a can of shaving cream, though a bit thinner and none of the girls i was with for awhile became substantially looser.
maybe not to you, but if some guy with a 5x4 came along afterwards there would be a noticeable difference
I have literally had this happen to me, where I fucked a guy with substantial girth 1 time, and it took a few days before it would go back to its original tightness.
I play intramural volleyball and i'm involved with several cultural groups and what not.
Protip: Extracurriculars/clubs are a GOAT way of meet people. Don't be an uninvolved faggot
Pic almost unrelated
Any you guys had success on bumble? The women are way hotter on there than tinder right now.
I'm not aesthetic enough, but that's where I'd be at if I had already made it.
If you're not familiar, bumble is tinder but girl has to talk first after a match. Right now the quality of women is way higher for whatever reason. maybe because it's new
Amount of community service hours done? Can you explain more about the cultural groups your involved in? Also, post maxes nigger.
Pic very related to the benefits of having abs.
they are great for hungry skeltons to get stronger and add some mass. they are made fun of because they aren't for aesthetics and make you add some fat but it is the best way for hungry skells to start
I tried the online dating thing for a while but I gave up. It gets tiring trying to hold up a conversation when the women all type like that. None of them have an original thought in their heads and all they want to do is fuck, but they make you jump through so many damn hoops to get at the pussy.
SS + GOMAD is designed exactly for people like you - Help add mass and gets you started on your core lifts. It's not an aesthetic routine, it's designed around functional strength so you can start on other accessories later.
People shit on it because they're mad their Rippletits noobgains are in the rear view mirror, while yours lay stretched out in front of you
What do I say /fit/? I met this girl on a night out but she's not being very entertaining on text, I've been relatively funny too :(
Pls allow the emojis
Liquid is a chain of clubs in England btw
I didn't do any community service hours, but they definitely look good on your transcript. Cultural groups are basically international clubs that cater to different ethnicity, though anyone is welcome to join them. Some of these include, but are not limited to ASA, FASA, and CASA ( African student alliance, Filipino american student association, and Chinese american student association) respectively. Basically catered to minority groups.
Pic maybe related?
liquid is a fucking shambles of a club, our local one got bought out for being so shit
also yeah, just ask her out or something, if yes you a happy bunny, if no forget her easy peasy
You're forcing the conversation, be a bit more laidback and stop trying to start another conversation if she is responding with boring respondes. Just talk to the one you're actually enjoying talking to, that way you'll sort out the boring ones and the ones who aren't will respect you for not being needy
The ones* responses*
Also don't talk when you think they're being boring, let them start the conversation. When you stop giving too much of a shit you can enjoy your life more and the conversations with girls will be a lot more fun
Did you go to high school in NOVA? Also my nigger friend wants to know if it's possible to be accepted with a 3.0-3.1 GPA (That's the absolute worst case scenario for him and his GPA probably won't be that low) What were your junior year courses? Also is that pic yours?
>the neckbeards who have never smashed strange cooz off of tinder think this is shit when it's actually pure pussy pounding gold.
If you feel this way then Tinder might not be your thing. If you wanna meet girls you can try clubbing (i hate trying to hook up through clubbing, terrible at it) or just go for girls you meet at work or school or whatever. I think Tinder is kinda boring though I've tried it to get laid some
You're right it's not flowing... I was more flirty last night. I'm trying too hard.
I'm going out clubbing again on Friday night, and I might text her after, that is if I don't pull a QT. I know alcohol kills gains but this week is a total write off, first week back in town.
Also yeah Liquid needs to be shutdown.
>tfw 21 y/o virgin
>been lifting 3 years, almost making it
>suddenly an 8.5/10 (seriously) shows interest
>3rd date tomorrow, i know we're gonna fuck
Well, guess I'm gonna lose my virginity to a fucking 8.5/10.. This is not gonna end well. Any last minute advice? Just fuck my shit up senpai.
Yes. In Prince William actually. And desu I doubt it at that GPA. I graduated with a 3.7 unweighted GPA. Half of my classes Jr year were AP, and then there were other classes, such as Spanish 3, P.E, etc. And yes, this pic is mine.
Treat her like an exercise in cardio.
Go hard, go fast, and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SLOW DOWN. Fuck her silly, focus on the gains youll get from this.
Oh, and use a condom, shes a slut.
How do you guys do it?
Like after messaging these grills how does your dick still work. They're all as dense and dishonest as fuck.
Or do you just go on and troll them until someone offers to suck your dick?
my brehs, NOVA here too. matched with her. she NEEDS some dick. What first person that bones her is the new king of /fit/ nova. on a side note
i'm in woodbridge too. dam.
When I first asked you for your GPA, I meant your GPA weighted/unweighted you sent to your college. Care to specify what AP classes and the GPA of junior year? Again, asking for my nigger friend.
On an unrelated note did you smash? Also Dick max.
(now ex)gf was in pain after every time we fucked
after some time and checking it up she realized that it wouldn't be getting better so she dropped wanting sex, stopped being attracted to me. I got massively insecure and she did aswell when I was nagging about sex, we drifted apart, got depressed, broke up after 3 years
go over to her place, massive makeout session, eat her pussy like groceries, get her all hot and bothered and then get all serious like you're going to reveal a huge mysterious secret to her. Look her deep in the eyes and say, I don't know how to say this, but you're my first. If she doesn't immedietly take the reigns and fuck your brains out forcefully yet gently you dodged a bullet.
If she asks why you're still a virgin, just tell her that you've just never come across the right person until now. She'll fucking cum all over your face if you say this to her, I guaran--fucking-tee it.
>encouraging dude who is scared shitless to eat her out when losing his virginity
just chill and be yourself. Be yourself also in the sense that when you get horny, go with it. When you have been making out for a while, you can stop and tell her that it's your first time. I assume you guys have a good connection because she has "taken an interest" as you put it and that you think she's hot.
Communication and being chill is always the way to go.
And hey, enjoy it dude
Go fast and hard and pay attention to her body language, communicate and for god's sake pay attention to her clitoris during sex, 90% of the time that's the only way women can cum. If you feel you're going to bust and it's too soon, slow down and do long, deep, slow strokes.
Oh fug, what high school/college did you go to? I went to Potomac Senior High AKA Ratchet as fuck
My weighted GPA was just shy of a 4.1 if I recall correctly. I took AP Thinking skills, AP English, AP History, and Calc AB or whatever it's called. Forgot my Jr year GPA tho. And of course I smashed, she wanted the D. 6.5 x 5.5.
From what I've seen yes. War is typically less busy than McComas at any given time. Still, nevertheless, it'll be busy just because it's the beginning of a new semester.
going down on a girl you don't have chemistry with is terrible, especially if you don't know what you're doing. Just rubbing her clit with fingers can be alright, she'll be cool with it if she knows it's his first time. In this case, she can even guide him to what feels good
>6-7 doesnt seem big at all
Imagine 6-7 inches going up your ass, does it still seem like a small size now? Obviously there's a difference between anal and vaginal sex, but honestly not that much. The vagina's actual more sensitive.
So for my black friend, would you say that race helped you get accepted or gave you a little bit more leeway to get accepted? What GPA could practically be a guarantee/good chance of getting in for him? What would be a maybe or 50/50 chance? And next to GPA/SAT what would the third biggest deciding factor in your application?
Congrauts for smashing, the girls over there hot?
7 inches is literally perfect for most girls. 8 inches and above can become painful when having sex often. 8+ is only impressive to one-night-stands or fuckbuddies.
>would you say that race helped you get accepted or gave you a little bit more leeway to get accepted?
To be honest, it probably did. Only 4% of Tech's student population is Black last time I checked, so the admissions board is definitely looking for more diversity. There's no guarantees imo, but taking lots of AP courses and maintaining a ~3.5 unweighted GPA/~3.8 weighted should give him a pretty good chance of him getting in, but location is important too. Nova is a pretty competitive area when it comes to Tech applications, which is evident due to the amount of NOVAfags there. And besides GPA/SAT, I think the third biggest deciding factor in your application are the essays for sure. Of course, extracurics are important too, but there's less emphasis on those.
Let me put it this way. VT girls=Aesthetics, while NOVA girls=/plg/. VT girls in generally are pretty fucking attractive, though there are also a lot of basic sorority bitches there too.
count your blessings, dipshit. I'm a grower too, but my semi is like 3 inches, at my rock hardest with a cock ring and everything I'm like 5.5". 6" round though without ring so not completely shit tier but still.
an inch makes a huge difference, and inch is the difference between 3-4 or 4-5 and so on. Vaginas are very sensitive organs and can tell the difference. If you're 6 rocking a semi, don't worry about it. Vaginas grow and swell during sex too depending on arousal level. Relax bro, we're all going to make it.
>tfw missed out on the biggest crush I ever had because I was insecure about my dick
>tfw I didn't fuck this girl on a cruise who blatantly wanted it because of my dick
>tfw didn't fuck a beach slut a few years back because I couldn't tell she was into me, then having a dream where I meet her again and don't fuck her because insecure about my dick
Man, don't be insecure about your dick. If it's small or average, just learn better positions that make things a tighter fit and get good at eating pussy. That or find a petite asian with narrow hips a tiny vagina that will think you're huge.
You realize that a clitoris and vestibules are capable of getting bigger.. That's what makes girls so much tighter. Clitorises also keep growing.
That's basically a penis, which can get bigger just the same.
OP still here, any suggestions?
For all the dick insecurities in this thread:
As a grill whose slept with a few different partners over the years (so to speak), size matters less than how you use it.
Any girl who bitches about your dick being too small probably has a wizards sleeve for a vagina... or is a complete virgin with a weird complex.
Too big can be quite uncomfortable, though I wouldn't worry about that either, since vaginas are able to temporarily stretch to accomodate. Most vaginal pleasure comes from the front anyway, so it's not like you need to hit deep.
Polite sage and going back to lurking. It just makes me cringe some of you lads could feel shitty over such an insignificant thing. Penis envy as fuck.
>it's not like you need to hit deep
don't fall for this dicklet bait
>tfw when he bumps up against your cervix just so
>tfw every time he enters you, it feels like the first time because he's a 7x5
There are certain things you can do to compensate for a small penis, but nothing really compares to feeling of being completely filled up by an alpha cock.
Also called bullshit on this:
>Penis envy as fuck
if you truly had penis envy (like me) you would only admire the most beautiful and perfectly sized cocks, wishing you could understand and know what it's like to see a man lovingly suck on you cock, gagging and slurping on it until you finally cum all over his fucking face.
Not a day goes by when I don't wish I could have a perfectly aesthetic penis, 7x5 inches of veiny marble in place of my piddly little clitoris.