what are some fitness related ways to kill yourself?

>be some sort of weird middle eastern slavic thing
>roid for a few years
>have god tier insertions
>become king of /fit/
>go to sauna

best way to go

>>35608026

you forgot eat like shit

>>35607987
Supermang deadlifts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vHdKC_Qcgc

>man killed in homemade guillotine-like contraption; neighbors report hearing "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!1!" moments before accident.jpg

Put as much weight as you can on the bench press and then let the bar fall on your neck like a guillotine

>>35608069
>homosexual man killed in homemade guillotine-like contraption; neighbors report hearing "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!1!" moments before accident.jpg
fixed

Tie a noose to the pull up bar and do as many as you can until you can't hold on anymore then let yourself drop

Do kettlebell swings outside. Swing it real hard and then try to catch the kettlebell with your face

>>35608046
holy fuck. i snapped my shit up just watching that.

Literally choke yourself to death. If you wake up in your kitchen feeling light-headed then you've failed and you need to try again.

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>>35607987
>this
https://youtu.be/FscpEdSTiNA

>>35608120
His 6pl8 pull isnt much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX04g9X-MAQ

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>>35608046
>smesh it

>>35607987
crossfit

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Do high intensity training cardio while overdosing on your E/C stack.

This is the only /fit/ way to die, ask Zyzz.

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>>35607987
>>35608026
this fammo, only way

>>35607987
>>35608193
>This is the only /fit/ way to die, ask Zyzz.
But anon cardio didn't kill Zyzz, Sharkey did.
>Post Yfw Sharkey piled a Judah and sold out our Lord and Savior for 30 ladyboys.

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>>35608132

Weighted box jumps

Go full Benoit ....just don't murder your wife and sleeping children though.

ketoacidosis... nuff said

>>35607987
I hear drinking a bunch of energy drinks and trying to outrun a train on its tracks is a good starting point

>>35608046
slipped disc intensifies

>>35607987
crossfit

>>35608085
I like this one

>>35608125
holy fuck, JUST

>>35607987
Overdose on creatine

>>35607987
I once did half of a tub of "The Curse" and felt like I was going to die. Probably if you did like 5 tubs of that shit you could kill yourself.

Alternatively, load up the bar at the squat rack until it can't fit anymore, then unrack and drive down fast, decapitating yourself.

>>35607987
Stand in front of the train to snap city

>>35608930
I once overdosed on creatine, just made me fart a lot.

>>35608993
how much did you take?

OD on DNP

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>>35608046
>gud

>>35607987
Kek

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>>35608073

>that Russian powerlifter that dropped 400lbs on his chest

>>35607987
OD on DNP

>>35609738
THATS MY FUCKING POST YOU FAGGOT
>>35609033

>>35607987
Roids, get swole and die of side effects

>>35607987
Mix up a whole fresh jar of powerful preworkout and chug it.

>>35608713
kek too soon

>>35608125
>ok, not so bad, gymnasts do that
>FUARK

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>>35608046

Even youtube itself knows his form is shit

>>35607987
Deadlift

>>35610773
IV tren like a real man

>>35607987
A legit way
>attempt 1max rep for bench press
>while attempting to re-rack bar, drop it on your neck.
Benching is scary.

>>35611012
Don't try to summon the mong

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>>35608960
i luaghed hard as shit when i read this, i think this is the best way to kill yourself period

>>35607987
Why kill yourself bro?