Has anyone here tried out the squatty potty meme?
Seems like momscience but I'm always down for a better poop.
I've read before that it's more natural and better for you.
It's how you would poop if you were shitting in the woods, and pretty much how half the world's toilets are designed
I just put my feet up on steps I keep next to the toilet.
I used to have bad stomach problems before I got /fit/ I'd have constipation so severe it gave me headaches and honestly, I was afraid I'm gonna end up like Elvis.
I started shitting with the steps and its amazing. I didn't push as hard and so much more evacuates your body.
I full recommend it, op.
1. It's faster
2. Unless you eat spicy food 3 times a day, 8/10 times you wipe it's clean on the first try
3. Medically proven to prevent hemorroids and general anus problems
4. Works like a charm against constipation
It's not a meme like "paleo-diets because the ancients did it" or shit like that. It actually works, and it's easily verifiable. First world countries where most toilets are like >>35601292 have a dramatically lower incidence of shitting-related medical problems.
leaing forward is actually what this tries to correct, properly squatting apparently straightens your GI tract to its natural state, leaning forward just creates a more acute kink in it.
Too bad we're on a SFW board. I have a pic that will make you think twice before trying this crap.
Just imagine that the pressure you're applying on the toilet is different, therefore, it might break and hurt you really bad, REALLY bad.
I once heard of a somewhat overweight person who broke a toilet. Granted, she was STANDING with her feet on the edge of it because it was a public toilet. Broken porcelain cuts like a knife.
But no, you most likely won't break a toilet by perking up your legs a little kek.
Tfw squat on the toilet seat
Fine so far cause I'm a 140 pound dyel but one day it'll break
THe same effect can be achieved by leaning forward you manlet. And that's only necessary if you don't fucking do heavy fucking squats. If you already do heavy fucking squats, guess what, all those fucking muscles get regularly worked out and you'll never worry about shitting yourself when you're 80. Functionally useless for anyone who is actually fit, like most things on the planet.
i dunno, doesnt seem to do much for me, and instead of seating my weight on my thighs now its just on two pinpoints of my ass touching the seat so i cant stay like that for long.
i think the same effect is achieved just by resting my elbows on my knees which is my default position anyway. who sits bolt-upright to shit? fools.
>High protein high fibre diet
>something to help me poop
>know your audience
It's from an article about one size fits all clothing. They're wearing the same clothes actually. I think I made that image years ago iirc, but was banned the first time I posted it on /fa/.
Originally it was an article about fat people complaining that they can never fit into good clothes thus blaming healthy people of fat privilege.
Ironically the article better sends the message that if you want to wear good clothes then lose weight.
Jesus, the facial expression in two middle images of the girl in the upper row are so identical that the slight rotation of the head between the two images allows me to create a stereoscopic image of the girl.
It's really true, though. The only thing that fat people fit are glorified tarps.
I mean. What else can you say? There isn't really a way to make legitimately flatting, good looking clothes for fat shits.
This reminds me of a newspaper article maybe 2 years ago where this dude made a self-wiping machine and somehow got killed by it
I still fucking kek my pants when I think about it
He got KILLED by a fucking self-wiping toilet machine
Fail to see how standing makes a difference rather than squatting.
Just don't do it while travelling.
We mean standing ON the toilet, with both your feet in it, opposed to sitting on it, with your feet propped up on a stand like in OP's image
Difference is the weight isn't concentrated in one spot
its pretty common that girls are very aware of how to face the camera and look the best for pictures.
attractive chicks get a lot of practice, I'm an uggo and i probably am in as many pictures in my entire adult life as a pretty girl is in an average week.
Yeah dude. Toilets are meant to be sat on so when you don't stand on them, your weight gets disturbed differently causing some parts of the toilet to have more stress on certain parts and you may break it.