>>35600194 I'm the only white guy in an all Vietnamese traditional gym (I live in Vietnam). I see lots of 1, 2, and 3 inch penises... Usually with a big bush. I weed whack that shit and I get stared at a lot. Oh well.
>>35600423 Oh and weirdly enough the PF I go to is actually the most Lifty gym I've ever been to, that alarm thing seems to vary gym to gym.
Basically just workout, don't go for culture or whatever. For that stuff Equinox was my fav, but it's like $200 a month vs $20, and besides classes I never went to and loaner gym clothes I really can't tell the difference mostly.
>>35600001 Some people don't want to use those facilities at the gym. If they're just going home afterwards anyway then why not shower at home. You avoid the weirdos and fungus and all the other negatives of using public washing facilities.
>>35600761 I set a timer, my whole routine took me 20mins. Also, as a warning, I got a strange rash all over my body after a month of showering at the gym, which went away when I started showering at home.
Some shower tips from a fellow anon! >use moisturizing body wash so your skin doesn't dry out like crazy >Shampooing everyday is actually bad for your hair, you can only shampoo once a week. However, conditioning your hair everyday is a good way to keep it smelling nice and soft.
My big question for other anons, what do you do with your wet towel? Carry it around all day?
>work at big corp >massive, modern office building in business district >locker room and showers for the retards who cycle to work >I shower there after my workout
The place is always impeccably clean, private boxes, heating etc. Feels good being a wage cuck. Best of all I literally look better than all the varicose-legged auschwitz envirobicycle faggots who use the place so it boosts my shallow ego too. My gym's room on the other hand is disgusting.
>>35603147 See, what I've done is just master the art of the chub. A downward facing quarter boner looks like a big flacid dick, simply train yourself to get kinda hard quick and you can make a more honest display.
>Working out with gymbro >Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains >Suddenly, THAT guy walks in >Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds >EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music >Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on >Walks straight to the squatrack >Starts squatting with just the bar (wat) >Loads a few small plates on >Does 5 struggling reps >Sits down, face already red as a tomato >Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more >Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar >Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP >Without clips >PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are >Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on >Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares >Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps >Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again >Drops it to the floor >Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR >Entiregymstaring.jpg >Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up >Deloads the bar >Walks straight out of the gym >Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES >Me and friend are practically in tears >Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets >Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao
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