My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach vacuums. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
hes making longer episodes by the day
the last day will be a full 24 hr video
He sucks me in with real, serious, logical thought....then turns around and blurts out something retarded...I'm wandeing around dumbfounded...
the whole episode fucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fucking
>WILL HE BE BUSTED EATING COOKIES IN A STOLEN SMASHED UP CAR WITH NO WHEELS NO INSURANCE NO LICENCE?
>ON ONE FOOT WEARING GUCCI
>ON THE OTHER PRADA
>DRIVING THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 300KPH
>USING HIS SYNTHOL FILLED ASS CHEEKS TO HANDLE THE WHEEL
>HES HIGH ON 20 SCOOPS (CMON!)
>LOOKING AT THE CAMERA SMILING AND SAYING....
>10 hour video
>rich wrings the whites out of a dozen chickens
>pops 20 prostate pills
>cuts to car
>he's bent over the headrest, driving with one glute, injecting 500ml of test of test with an elephant tranquilizer gun
UH OOOOOH BUSTED AGAIN
You sound mad jelly breh. Rich is the one tearing up that pussy. You need to get the "she deserves better" mindset out of your head. It takes two to be inna relationship. She obviously likes him well enough to marry him and serve his coc
You will never eat 6000 calories while cuddling and watching Criminal Minds with the piano man.
It's a good time to be /fit/.
he's pinning all that shit into his delts? look how much red spots he has on his arm
well on the left he was signed with mutant who was doing majority of the work for him. but now he's gone solo the stress of running a business is killing him.
also he's retarded for not hiring somebody to edit the videos for him
I can honestly say i popped a semi watching a rich piana.
Sara is actually mad hot when she keeps her fucking mouth shut
I feel sorry for rich, I really like the bloke I hope he regains his health.
any theories why he looks so terrible? can all the roiding catch up with you and suddenly trash your health?
he's deadset aged 10 years in 2.
I'd bone her
No homo tho
The precious. ....gains golem. Ever wonder what Golem would look like with tits & blonde hair?
I'm really frustrated that Rich is filming hour long videos for what is essentially ten minutes of content. I also feel sorry for his Icelandic gf, having to hold the camera while Rich babbles about pre-workout while stumbling around his kitchen. I wonder what effect this has on their relationship?
He could do this so much easier with some tight editing and some forethought, just like he could eat far cheaper by shopping ahead and cooking his own food, instead of ordering out every couple of minutes.
C'mon get big,
Well she's featured a lot more in the latest video than previous videos. Betting Rich had to deal with a hissy fit from her. There was also a bit of tension between the two following the workout as she complimented Rich's ass & he seemed more annoyed than anything. A slice of typical couple shit.
I like Rich but these video's are so weirdly depressing to watch. I really do wonder if they are actually trying to make a bodybuilding lifestyle seem appealing.
The only thing that's depressing about these videos is the watching them order all dat dere take out and know that there ain't no way I'm having that bcoz of being on a cut and all. Still watch that shit and drool like a mofo brethren.
yeah I don't get why he cant get anyone to edit the fucking videos
could easily get some college kid to do it for nothing or free
food shit is ridiculous also ben & jerry's is 5 bucks where I live. fucking rich spending tons
>uncle (150kg) exclaims "arms" and feels my arms for 8 hours
>asks if I've been tryin to leave humanity behind
>flex arm "you tell me"
>holds my arm as we walk along street with his friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"gotta eat big to get big"
>not three consecutive 8 hour workouts
Do you even mutate?
Yeah, me too. Obviously natty tits are better, but a well made pair of implants are still better than small tits.
>Gets to eat good ass food every day
>Fucks Icelandic princess with lower than balls hanging cock
>Has unlimited amounts of supplement at his disposal
How is this lifestyle not appealing?? Not gonna make it tbqhf
I need to see proof sempai.
>Poor people don't have a supplement / clothing line.
>Poor people don't start up a meal business for $6 a meal.
>Credit has a limit I don't see anyone living this lifestyle on credit alone.
>even "Rent" for that house would be at-least $5000 a month maybe more because remember he is from LA.
>Beautiful massive house in california
>Married to a hot/young/blonde icelandic woman
Yeah dude you're right, only thing rich about him is his name r-r-right?
>early in the morning he did not get his kill it in yet
>professional video editors
Jesus you people are stupid
I think he invested alot of his money to start up his businesses. So he hasn't started to recoup any of that money yet. A lot of what he "buys" - computer, food etc can technically be written off come tax time as business expenses. It just appears that he liquidated the majority of his assets to start up his company.
Haven't watched this one yet but I hope he eats a snack in the car and mentions that it's not a fucking meal and talks about the snack for 5 minutes like in every video, that's my favorite part.
Why does rich get so defensive and mad whenever Sara makes a comment about his ass? It's like the third time she's done that, and he gets immediately pissy "why the fuck are you talking about my ass" every time.
Is Riccino Peyote insecure about his ass? Why doesn't he embrace his oversized glutes?
>if he dies he dies
pls rich don't do this to us... you can still stop this madness.
>pic related is a pic of her 2010
she looks like a car crash and 20 years older in 2016
>you will never lick sara's sweaty fartbox
hold me brehs
sara quads check em
last sara training clip
at 44:30 he looks like a skyrim character with that one head/ body colour mismatch bug
LOL His face looks like the doom guy in steroids
I can't help it brah, the Pianist has reinvigorated my old sneaker addiction, and I don't have very many hightops I like.
Like, I only got these that I like, but I really like shoes with a higher tongue(?), like his Adidas.
I could buy the Guccis too, but I didn't really like the emblem on the side.
im serious i cant be the only one who thinks sara is a fucking robot
like the way she talks and looks
i swear shes an android who thinks its human.
a mutant and a robot wouldnt that make sense
come on guys
id bone her too
Haven't you ever met a really dumb chick who's gotten bye her whole life because she's got a nice ass.... it's a subculture of female society. Almost like a gold digger but not that aggressive.
I had this great dream last night where I was Rich's personal chef.
It was fucking great, I got to cook crazy good shit every day, and as a bonus I got free 5% apparel and supps, and sometimes I'd train with him.
Why is watching daily videos of a mutant talking about mundane shit, eating and barely training so damn comfy?
Bruh i dont even know. But I wait for this shit and get all giddy inside like im a kid again watching saturday morning cartoons
HGH. Look at the faces of people with acromegaly, then back to Rich. Same underlying physiology, except that he's doing it to himself.
why doesnt Sara have her own youtube channel? i would sub and watch every single video. she could literally get free money for being hot
which is funny because she really likes his ass, and it's sorta jelly of him because she has LMAO0ASS
Looks like rich is an ultra heterosexual/maybe a bit homophobic and is afraid of literally everything that gets near his ass, he probably doesn't even like when she tries to grab his ass when they are fucking.
ive actually thought about this scenario i would be like, ill edit the videos if i can take a photoshoot of your wife. rich rich it doesnt even have to be nude calm down man.
it would be one of those tiny string bikinis and you would see lots of feet
>tfw it would be the best fap material in the world
>Sara is actually mad hot when she keeps her fucking mouth shut
So all the fucking time then? she literally only speak when Ricardo speak to her, also the way she's emulating her husband crazy way to talk and spew bullshit is kawaii as fuck
Bullfuckingshit, even that beta 3'' dicklet vegannogains knows he's rich as fuck, look at his mother, the bitch has the body of a 20 year old girl if that doesnt tell you how rich they are then you are fucking dumb, also do you even know how much money he spends on shit? you simply can't buy everything he has with credit.
seems like normal bb type of shit where they tell you have to give minimal rest to the muscle even when you are literally lifting weight, IE avoid full lockout completely, always
>tfw I learned about knee driving thanks to Rich
>tfw I can finally eat and drive at the same time without having to grab the steering wheel at the last second to avoid crashing with something
it's like Rich is truly the father I never had.
>tfw he'll die in my lifetime
You basically just described the average woman and man for that matter in any of the Nordic European countries.
dont worry after a few years she'll divorce him and take half his money, then we can make a JUST meme out of Ricardo Piña
from the waist down she has improved a lot, I think the only bad part about her is the oversize gigantic fake tits, like I can enjoy a fine pair of fake tits but her tits are too fucking huge for her frame, and they look outright terrible when she has ridiculously bf, I like my muscle bitches thick like a bowl of oatmeal
Does he have the lifting details written down anywhere.
>rich piniata is more flexable than you
because he's insecure about his delight in her pegging him.
think about it. a reserved nordic woman who lets loose in the bedroom by dominating one of the biggest guys on the planet. the reverse is true for him: an outspoken huge masculine guy with an aggressive personality dominated and pegged like a little bitch by a strong woman.
it's too perfect to not be true.
>2:30 minutes of working out
>48 minute video