Anon, all this excessive exercise isn't necessary for you to be healthy.
30 minutes a day walking is all you really need to do to be healthy, Anon, it's good enough.
All this unnecessary excessive exercise is too dangerous, Anon, you're just going get injured.
I think maybe you're obsessive, Anon. Are you depressed? Maybe we should discuss putting you on an antidepressant. Your behavior is self-destructive.
I afraid that sounds rather delusional, Anon. I'm going to have to advise you against spending excessive amounts of time at the gym, and I'm giving you a referral to a therapist.
I'm your doctor, Anon, you can be honest with me. Are you doing this to impress a girl? You don't have to engage in these dangerous exercises just to impress a girl, you know. Think about it: putting hundreds of pounds of weight across your shoulders and then bending your knees? You're going to get injured that way sooner or later, Anon, you really should stop that immediately.
Why on earth would we need to check your testosterone levels anon, you're a young man!