>Carry along with your foolish isolation exercises and restrictive 'clean' dieting. Perhaps women will be drawn to your defined abdominals and rounded shoulders, but I will attract a much more intelligent, perceptive woman who has a taste for a man who can call upon his body to exert lethal amounts of force as one kinetic chain.
>I stare into space between lifts and walk from workout to workout in a trancelike state.
>I have written down the holes to place the hooks and safety rails
>I arrange the barbell so that it is perpendicular with or parallel to any surrounding straight lines including breaks in the flooring, ceiling structures, walls. I feel that my lift is unbalanced if not.
>At the gym Nicky helps me get the heavy dumbells up (we do 60 lb DBs) at the beginning of DB shoulder press. And he maintains contact with my arms the whole time and helps me lock them out. I drop them on the ground and high five my boy Nicky after I finish my set. We run that bitch.
>Oh my notebook? I'm writing a story. I write in it and read it at the gym. The title: "The Strongest Version of Myself".
>Oh why am I pulling on my dick? I'm jelqing. It makes my tiny penis a little bigger for a short period of time. It normally isn't this big.
>am I going to wipe down the bench? I'm sorry friend but you seem to have me confused for an employee.
>I let other people work in with me. I'd probably even let them fuck my wife while I watch if they requested it. I'm definitely not a cuck though!
>The philosophical implications of 3pl8 are far beyond your mental capabilities
holy shit i lift in my kitchen, the floor is all 10x10 tiles and i have to line everything up evenly across the sqaures. its the only way i can grab the bar and put my feet in optimal positions in order to keep correct form, and i have a separate set of grid settups for each lift. i even use the grid to arrange my weights on the floor, it's a system based in efficiency so i don't need to think about where my current plates go or where the next comes from. to my right is my patio door, which is hung with vertical blinds, and i use my peripheral vision while lifting in order to track how far i travel back and forth during each lift to make sure im not going too far forward or backward, and fuck it if i dont have a glass-front canbinet right in front of me and i use the reflection of the verticals on the cabinets behind me to ensure i'm traveling up and down perfectly vertically with no side to side drift.
i never thought this might mean i have some kind of ocd problem until just now. and i was fuckig happy for once in my goddamn life because of lifting.
>I have a number of specific movements and cues that I execute before each lift in order to ensure that my body is correctly positioned and ready for vigorous exercise. I call this, "The Set Up."
>The bigger they are the harder they fall, what they may make up for in muscle they lack in speed, you may have muscles but that won't help you when I run circles around you and you cannot even lay a hit.
>you like a woman who lifts weights? that's kind of gay bro, they look like men, why don't you like a real woman with curves?
>leaving the gym without showering first
You're a pussy for having someone assist you.
>of course, my good sir. why wouldn't one drink a gallon of milk every day?
>My dear, if one doesn't train full-body doing 5x5 every session then you are inferior.
>I take two bottles with me when I train. One for water, one for cordial or some sort of sports drink. That way I can control the amount of water vs sugar and salts I take in, depending on my needs.
>it's also important to follow up the cordial/sports drink with water, for oral hygiene reasons
>Fools, what good are your muscles against my nodachi folded one million times to perfection by legendary Japanese swordsmiths? Indeed, all your flesh can do is give way to my mastercrafted blade infused with a portion of my very soul. Perhaps now you will realize how wasted all those hours spent lifting weights really were.
>not showering in the gym to show your big white cock and make fun of the others with manginas.
Pretty sure he's the commandant from fable 2
>Not rearranging walls and structures and to suit the bar, rather than the other way around
Bro, do you even fedora?
>"Excuse me m'lady?! What was that right now? Maybe for you it was nothing more than a mindless pleasantry that you say to everyone who enters the gym, but for me it revealed your complete ignorance in the matter of weightlifting. Refering to an activity that requires carefull planning and involves lifting weights so heavy, that it could seriously hurt, if not kill you if not executed with less than perfect form, as „working out“, is outrageous. I am deeply saddened by the fact that many personal trainers don't even know the difference between working out without any plan (what most people do at the gym) and training with a purpose. Therefore I would like to ask you in the kindest and most respectful manner to refrain from further wishing me a „good workout“ in the future. Have a nice day."
I've thought about computers and random numbers as well. I've understood that they somehow, using a comlex formula, derive the number from the current time. That's not truly random in my opinion. How could a computer generate a truly random number?
>some DYEL neckbeard lifting old sand filled weights in his kitchen
>strugglin redfaced tryin to floorpress 0.5pl8
please tell me its just the lighting in his room or camera or monitor or whatever that makes his hair look pink, not that he actually colored it that way
Hence they're called pseudorandom really.
To be a bit closer to random, I hear there is some research going on with orbital hardware-based encryption (i.e. it happens on a satellite); you know, the whole encryption needs random numbers shizzle. This means that the electronics that deal with your encryption are exposed to the solar windz and the induced currents make it pretty close to truly random. Of course for purely earth-based comms this makes little sense because you have to beam your data of to your satellite. But it's an interesting idea anyhow.
Don't ask me to elaborate though because this is as much as I know.
Unless the bar is way fucked, I just adjust my body for lifts, especially my school's gym. Sometimes one side of the bar has a really old bumper and the other side of the bar has a brand new bumper. I'd never lift if I spent all my time trying to get it to sit still on the platform.
It's the Japanese equivalent of the european greatsword. It's designed to be used against mounted enemies. Basically you're supposed to cleave the horse with this thing and dismount the rider.
>I don't hold the door open for women, it is a sexist archaic gesture
>I carry my own micro-plates and chalk into the gym
All huge ass swords are cerimonial ONLY. You'd have to be a lunatic to drag that thing to battle, and the motive is obvious - they weight too much for a precise strike.
>swords against cavalry.
I think you meant a SPEAR.
the only possible use was if you were ON the horse, and used a smaller version to slash on your grounded enemies.