>Carry along with your foolish isolation exercises and restrictive

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>I stare into space between lifts and walk from workout to workout in a trancelike state.

man i got troled

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>I have written down the holes to place the hooks and safety rails

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>>35594720
Excuse me sir, you seem to have dropped this.

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>I arrange the barbell so that it is perpendicular with or parallel to any surrounding straight lines including breaks in the flooring, ceiling structures, walls. I feel that my lift is unbalanced if not.

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>At the gym Nicky helps me get the heavy dumbells up (we do 60 lb DBs) at the beginning of DB shoulder press. And he maintains contact with my arms the whole time and helps me lock them out. I drop them on the ground and high five my boy Nicky after I finish my set. We run that bitch.

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>Oh my notebook? I'm writing a story. I write in it and read it at the gym. The title: "The Strongest Version of Myself".

>>35594720
I can't decide which is the worst part of this whole ensemble: the hair, the glasses, the coat or the fat

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>Oh why am I pulling on my dick? I'm jelqing. It makes my tiny penis a little bigger for a short period of time. It normally isn't this big.

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>am I going to wipe down the bench? I'm sorry friend but you seem to have me confused for an employee.

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>I let other people work in with me. I'd probably even let them fuck my wife while I watch if they requested it. I'm definitely not a cuck though!

>>35594814
If he was wearing snowshoes, I think it would work somehow.

>>35594740
good idea tbqh

>tfw I always try 2 or 3 different spots before I remember where I usually put them

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>The philosophical implications of 3pl8 are far beyond your mental capabilities

>>35594758

holy shit i lift in my kitchen, the floor is all 10x10 tiles and i have to line everything up evenly across the sqaures. its the only way i can grab the bar and put my feet in optimal positions in order to keep correct form, and i have a separate set of grid settups for each lift. i even use the grid to arrange my weights on the floor, it's a system based in efficiency so i don't need to think about where my current plates go or where the next comes from. to my right is my patio door, which is hung with vertical blinds, and i use my peripheral vision while lifting in order to track how far i travel back and forth during each lift to make sure im not going too far forward or backward, and fuck it if i dont have a glass-front canbinet right in front of me and i use the reflection of the verticals on the cabinets behind me to ensure i'm traveling up and down perfectly vertically with no side to side drift.

i never thought this might mean i have some kind of ocd problem until just now. and i was fuckig happy for once in my goddamn life because of lifting.

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>squat? Girls don't care about legs bro.

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>I have a number of specific movements and cues that I execute before each lift in order to ensure that my body is correctly positioned and ready for vigorous exercise. I call this, "The Set Up."

>>35594720
Even Vash was ripped. The fuck is this cosplaying faggot going on about?

Why do you guys have so many pictures of men wearing fedoras.

>>35594720
>>35594898

top quality.

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>The bigger they are the harder they fall, what they may make up for in muscle they lack in speed, you may have muscles but that won't help you when I run circles around you and you cannot even lay a hit.

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>Tips fedora after every set

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>warm showers

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>you like a woman who lifts weights? that's kind of gay bro, they look like men, why don't you like a real woman with curves?

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>>35594720
Looks like Auron from FFX

>>35594720
It's cosplay you jackasses.

It's the guy from ffX.
Jesus. It's like you've never wasted time on vidya before.

>>35595372
They all look 40 years old.

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>>35595288
>cold showers

>>35595421

was being fat Part of the Plan?

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>>35595472
>>35595288
>showering at all

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>>35595511
>leaving the gym without showering first

If he wasn't so fat that might have been a cool picture.

>>35595480

he's a Big Guy

>>35595412
He's Vash the stampede

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>>35595639
>>35594720

See the resemblance?

>>35594814
Pretty sure he's cosplaying some dude from Final Fantasy or something. Though the dude he's cosplaying isn't a fat fuck.

>>35595472
>uzi

That's great.

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>>35594789
You're a pussy for having someone assist you.
>cuck-tier shit

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>weighted dips

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>I wipe my ass

>>35594758
hey

fuck you

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>of course, my good sir. why wouldn't one drink a gallon of milk every day?

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>My dear, if one doesn't train full-body doing 5x5 every session then you are inferior.

>>35594848
I just scratched a marker into the rack for my preferred height. It's totally new so I know exactly which mark is mine. It's the only one.

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>I take two bottles with me when I train. One for water, one for cordial or some sort of sports drink. That way I can control the amount of water vs sugar and salts I take in, depending on my needs.

>>35594720
Where do I get a coat like that?

>>35594947
This, desu

>>35599521
I like having both. But it's only because of the taste. I'd drink pepsi though if it actually quenched my thirst.

>>35599580


FedoraFanatics.biz

>>35599607
On someone jacked (like me) I think that actually might look kind of good, especially if I don't wear anything else. Maybe some boots

>>35599632
Nice, perfect for surprising ladies with your gainz.

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>>35599521
>it's also important to follow up the cordial/sports drink with water, for oral hygiene reasons

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>Fools, what good are your muscles against my nodachi folded one million times to perfection by legendary Japanese swordsmiths? Indeed, all your flesh can do is give way to my mastercrafted blade infused with a portion of my very soul. Perhaps now you will realize how wasted all those hours spent lifting weights really were.

>>35599653
Easy access too. I'd probably drop $100 for a meme like that if it tapered slightly

>>35594879
Need more pictures of animals tipping

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>>35595525
>not showering in the gym to show your big white cock and make fun of the others with manginas.

>>35599669
nice nodachi

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>>35599697
>>35594879
I couldn't resist.

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>>35595412
>>35595697
Pretty sure he's the commandant from fable 2

>>35594875
It's not ocd, you just enjoy the aesthetic options around you.

>>35594816
And this is why I always lurk because im not going to ask wtf jelqing is, here or on google. Took an entire year tho

>>35599807
Because that bald faggot totally wears those gay ass Ozzy Osbourne glasses all the time. Its like a dark Vash or hes cosplaying [spoiler]Vashs brother[/spoiler]

>>35594875
Kill yourself

>>35599936
But it looks nothing like vash. Your autism is really triggering my autism

>>35594720
pretty sure this guy could fuck me up real good if we ever met

>>35595121

Reminds me of those retards who think Ronda rousey wouldn't armbar mayweather because he could "circle around her with superior speed"

Fucking gold

>>35599671
>>35599632

don't fucking do it

>>35594839
Gets me every time. I miss the world filter

>I'm not a kek though!

>>35599899
That's sad desu senpai

>>35594720
this guy actually looks cool as fuck

>>35600844
If he was a fucking final fantasy character maybe

>>35595582
No dude. Pretending you're a videogame character is pretty sad and pathetic unless you're a child or paid to do so

>>35601125
Same could be said about lifting

>>35601138

no it couldn't

>>35601195
Confirmed as no friend nigel

>>35594758
Only a person with mental problems would NOT do this.

>>35600844
>>35600254
>>35599580
>>35595582
holy shit if this is the consensus of /fit/ then i no longer believe any bit of advice ive gotten here

>>35594758
I literally can't deadlift unless the bar is perfectly paralleled with the wall

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>>35594758

>2016
>Not rearranging walls and structures and to suit the bar, rather than the other way around

Bro, do you even fedora?

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>>35594814
He is trying to cosplay as this guy I think

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>"Excuse me m'lady?! What was that right now? Maybe for you it was nothing more than a mindless pleasantry that you say to everyone who enters the gym, but for me it revealed your complete ignorance in the matter of weightlifting. Refering to an activity that requires carefull planning and involves lifting weights so heavy, that it could seriously hurt, if not kill you if not executed with less than perfect form, as „working out“, is outrageous. I am deeply saddened by the fact that many personal trainers don't even know the difference between working out without any plan (what most people do at the gym) and training with a purpose. Therefore I would like to ask you in the kindest and most respectful manner to refrain from further wishing me a „good workout“ in the future. Have a nice day."

>>35601517
Thank god, i thought i was the only one

>>35601792
I've thought about computers and random numbers as well. I've understood that they somehow, using a comlex formula, derive the number from the current time. That's not truly random in my opinion. How could a computer generate a truly random number?

>>35602311
there is no such thing as a truly random number, no matter what the number generated by man or machine will be based on something and not entirely abstract

>>35600308
Good b8

>>35602311
>not understanding simple rng tables and the mathematics associated

Pleb

>>35601125
>no fun allowed

>>35602598
There are inputs that are complex enough to be random for all practical intents and purposes, e.g. white noise between radio stations.

>>35602698
You really don't seem to understand that true randomness doesn't equal randomity for practical purposes

>>35601844

I kind of like the feel of doing it crooked

what does that say about me?

>>35594799
ha

>>35599669

Someone wanna help a baka gaijin out and explain to me what the fuck you'd even use something like that for? Looks retarded desu

>>35602626

Good brain

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>>35594875
>some DYEL neckbeard lifting old sand filled weights in his kitchen
>strugglin redfaced tryin to floorpress 0.5pl8

>>35594875
same desu

>>35602915

I'd use it in Mount & Blade while riding a horse. That reach would make me unkillable.

It's probably some animu katana replica, or he is 4'7

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>>35598189
please tell me its just the lighting in his room or camera or monitor or whatever that makes his hair look pink, not that he actually colored it that way

>>35602915
It is retarded, I bet if you made it with traditional shitty Japanese iron it would break the first time it was used.In b4 folded 10,000 times by ancient swordmaster

>>35602311
Hence they're called pseudorandom really.

To be a bit closer to random, I hear there is some research going on with orbital hardware-based encryption (i.e. it happens on a satellite); you know, the whole encryption needs random numbers shizzle. This means that the electronics that deal with your encryption are exposed to the solar windz and the induced currents make it pretty close to truly random. Of course for purely earth-based comms this makes little sense because you have to beam your data of to your satellite. But it's an interesting idea anyhow.

Don't ask me to elaborate though because this is as much as I know.

>>35601250
Unless the bar is way fucked, I just adjust my body for lifts, especially my school's gym. Sometimes one side of the bar has a really old bumper and the other side of the bar has a brand new bumper. I'd never lift if I spent all my time trying to get it to sit still on the platform.

>>35594720
Man, that guy from the Witcher really let himself go.

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>>35602915
It's the Japanese equivalent of the european greatsword. It's designed to be used against mounted enemies. Basically you're supposed to cleave the horse with this thing and dismount the rider.

>>35602311
Pseudorandom

>>35603639

I honestly think it's natural color and it can look pink because of low quality pic. Heavy compression, low quality camera and high ISO can really fuck up an image

>>35602598

One can generate a truly random number by measuring a quantum system.

>>35599521
>cordial
I haven't seen this fucking word since I read Redwall. So cringe Jesus christ.

>>35594726
holy shit I legit think I could rip that kids arms off

>>35594720
Thank OP. I decided to start coming here because I'd like to get in shape but you're right. I can be like you too.

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>I don't hold the door open for women, it is a sexist archaic gesture

>>35594720
>>>/b/663164719

>>35595525
>The lonely beater

Holy shit kek

>>35605495
you sound pretty tough bro

>>35595525
Also nice edgy hummingbird feeder

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>35594814
It's the fat and his color choice. The person he's trying to cosplay as looks great as a jacked Aryan in a red coat.

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>I carry my own micro-plates and chalk into the gym

>>35605506
Not even white and this shit makes me cringe. This bitch is trying way too hard.

>>35603971
idiot.

All huge ass swords are cerimonial ONLY. You'd have to be a lunatic to drag that thing to battle, and the motive is obvious - they weight too much for a precise strike.

Also:

>swords against cavalry.

I think you meant a SPEAR.

the only possible use was if you were ON the horse, and used a smaller version to slash on your grounded enemies.

>>35605714
> le spears vs cavalry meme

>>35605531
Wanna meet up and fuck?