>>35583918 If I win, im also starting a gym for /fit/izens only. Complete with a restaurant that lists macros and sells protein shakes at moderate prices. Also I would include a large social lounge above the gym where you can just go to hang out and talk lifting with other /fit/izens. You literally don't even have to leave.
>>35583918 Someone on /tg/ said that when they become a billionaire, they're going to buy out an abandoned nuclear silo for all sorts of Dungeons and Dragons jolly making.
I liked the idea so much that I decided if I become a billionaire, I too will purchase an underground nuclear silo and fill it with a coolio gym, a locker room with an indoor swimming pool, a sauna, a spa, a hot tub, a bunch of condos, an entertainment room, an indoor farm, a bunch of dried foods, guns, and it's all going to be powered by a nuclear reactor, along with auxiliary power supplies from geothermal energy and fossil fuels and stuff.
>arrive at /fit/ gym >there's a small gym store >only items are chalk and a supermarket sized fridge full of gallons of whole milk >"enjoy your workout!" >"thanks" >receptionist looks at me oddly >decide to do a quick run before my lift >oh right, no treadmills >no machines >just rows of squat racks, platforms, and benches >gym is packed >noisy as fuck >find an empty rack, start squatting >some guy immediately yells "HAHA! FELL FOR THE SS MEME!" >before I can respond some other guy calls him a faggot and asks if he even lifts >what the fuck is going on >look around, realize almost no one is actually lifting >they're all just yelling at each other >giant group arguing about each other's routines >giant group yelling at each other about vegans or paleo diets or some shit >giant group just talking about how much they hate fat people >giant line in front of a hospital scale with measuring stick, some guys crouched down literally sobbing about their results >a few guys actually lifting but most are either quiet, muttering to themselves, or just crying silently into their hands between sets >small group of powerlifters in one corner >small group of weightlifters nearby but everyone just averts their gaze when they walk by them >some guy comes in with some strongman equipment but just kind of wanders around for a little, no one wants to work out with him and eventually gets a dejected look and leaves >another guy walks in with some beginner questions but everyone just yells at him to read the gym whiteboard while calling him an "NYR fag" even though it's mid February >whenever a girl walks in people just yell the names of cities at her until she just sort of slinks away
I fucking hate this place. I don't know why I keep coming. Nobody lifts. Everyone is rude. It smells like doritos, body odor, and roast chicken. Don't even get me started on what goes on in the showers. Honestly if it weren't for the shooting range and hobby store I'd move out of this whole damn town.
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