What does /fit/ think of pork? My bros a butcher and he gave me a shitload of pork chops. Would be a nice change of pace from eating chicken all the time.
I was going to pork her too, but I chickened out because there was too much at steak. I could always fish around for another date, but the truth is I'm only a 5'9.5 shrimp, and I'm worried she'll duck me. At least I won't get the crabs for that nasty clam of hers.
Oh don't be mad, I'm just hamming things up for laughs, everyone knows she is deer to me, and not just because of her loins.
Sorry if I butchered any of my puns. Bison.