Does anyone here show off their bodies on tinder and how

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Idk, I'm considering using this image at the moment (face uncovered of course). I don't know if it'd help me or hurt me more though.

>>35583171
do you think girls care about back?

>>35583171
disgusting.. is this bait?

>>35583171
why would you do that?

>>35583171
No.

>>35582491

no point

im 30 and the only girls probably interested are either single moms or married

feels bad man

>>35583217
>not setting your age range to 18-22

>>35583224

and if I do that, im a pedo

no matter how good I look or how young I am, I cant avoid my age

fuck every single woman over 25, nothing but drama and marriage entrapment.

>>35583238
i do that and nobody cares.

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>>35582491
Yeah. Chicks dig my photos. Great convo starter. Shows em that you're not some weak faggot.

>>35583244

im recovering from depression and dont even have my own place. I had to move home for reasons that would take too long to explain.

besides. why would they care about me when they could just hit up some 19 year old. to them, i'm "old".

>>35583257
how many dates in the last 3 months?

>>35583268
Prospects.. I've gotten about ten. But I'm picky.

>>35583171

nice muffintop you skinnyfat faggot

>>35583257
is that your photo? Because you look like a dyel faggot

I look at this thing this way

Would you be dissapointed if your mom was attracted to someone who had shirtless pictures on social media?

>>35583305
Yeah. Post your photo faggot

>>35583322

show us a picture that you didn't have to sift through 100 other images to find the one with the perfect lighting

also show us that faggot-looking tribal trampstamp tattoo you have on your shoulderblades.

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>>35582491
>match with avg korean qt
>she wants to meet after she gets back from korea in 2 weeks
>2 weeks for her to match with someone hotter and drop me
>the odds are against me

hold me /fit/. girls have forsaken me in the past when they've been given the time.

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>>35583305
>implying dyels don't get the most pussy
a nice body is an extra and probably matters the least. its all about the face. as long as you have a decent face and aren't a manlet/socially autistic you're good to go
>>35583320
>implying you should be the "man" you want your mother or daughter to date
fucking kek my nigger. Its 2016, no one cares about gentleman shit anymore

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>>35583331
I mean what the fuck more do you want

>>35583266
>why would they care about me when they could just hit up some 19 year old

>daddy issues

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>>35583331
This okay..? Fuck. You post some pictures.

>>35583266
Tell us anon, we have time

>>35583357
yes majority of girls like older men.

>>35583357

girls only wanna be with older guys cause they think we all have tons of money

but that isnt reality. and even if im in amazing shape, so what? it isnt like getting fit is difficult, even the dumbest fuck can get in shape. what makes me special? my face? plenty of aesthetic dudes out there.

>>35583238
>and if I do that, im a pedo
yet more and more women who are 18 and 19 are fucking men who are late 20's which is increasingly eliminating guys their age from the dating pool. you have an edge. if women aren't playing by rules, why should men?

If you want to have a body pic someone else has to have taken it. Like OP

Shirtless selfie in the bathroom comes across as tryhard

>>35583384
Depends.. If you look good.. Fuck what anyone else thinks.

>>35583384
can i do that with a timer? How do i pose for such a pic

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No reaction on POF and okcupid. Never tried Tinder, but I guess will have absolutely no game there as well

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I did a experiment, try to get girls with my before pictures in one week.

Literally got max 5 legit connections.

One with my after pictures (while on a cut), 25+ legit girls, and 5 down to fuck, where as I only landed 1 with the fat ones and all she wanted was a date, but I had to decline and told her the truth, then later she asked me for pictures and we ended up fucking.

She was a chubs, but qt, but whatever. You can't complain, you literally just get to talk to people depending on their looks, it doesn't get as swallow as that.

>>35583394
Go to the beach and set up a tripod

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>>35583372

parents had an ugly divorce, I sided with my mom (who did nothing wrong, my dad was an asshole), ended up living with friends for a while till we could get our stuff.

oh, the locks were changed and we couldnt get back in. had to use lawyers to get my things back.

anyways, social life went to shit, and I got depressed. started smoking, got fat. ate lots of shitty food. got better thanks to the gym, now im at 12-15% bodyfat or so, good mass, small waist (30" atm). I can still get better but im happier than I was.

why would a girl want a mess like me anyways? regardless how fit I am. I don't see my appeal.

>>35583402
Because you look like you're trying too hard.

>>35583407
that's crazy, taking pics in public like that

>>35583413
It's just only one shirtless pic I have. Other ones are quite normal, where I'm doing all kind of hiking and traveling shit. What do you mean?

>>35583412
>why would a girl want a mess like me anyways? regardless how fit I am. I don't see my appeal.
Then kill yourself. People like myself had it much worse than you yet I still have my shit together and have a girlfriend (I'm 5'7). Its fucking embarrassing seeing other men grovel like they're a girl in a group chat. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>35583402
Like that pic lol

>>35583433
It looks like you're flexing by the way you're making a fist. Women don't like try-hards and prefer men who just seem natural in everything (fucking retarded I know).

>>35583436

im just wondering why a girl would pick me over anyone else when im older than they are, yet I dont have that "sugar daddy" appeal.

isnt the whole point of dating older because of money? at least, in general?

believe me, i'd love to pound some 21 year olds. but even if I build a greek god body I don't think it is possible. at least, unless I have the status to match.

>>35583416
then do it at a more secluded place where you are expected to be shirtless

like washing your car in the backyard or some shit

>>35583459
but it's winter in canada, how do i do it in my home

>>35583453
No shit I'm flexing. Try to stay relaxed after a dive in an iced pond while it's 5 degrees fahrenheit outside

>>35582491
>tinder
90% of girls do not give a shit about anything on tinder. theyre not even there to do anything except waste time
the other 10% are ugly and slutty generally and they are the ones that all the guys will be trying to get as well as yourself
ofc it depends on what area you live in

>>35583454
jesus how are you this much of a pussy at 30

>>35583485

not a pussy, im just being realistic

why would a girl want to fuck an older guy if he cant buy them lots of shit, isnt that the entire appeal?

>>35583345
2 weeks for you to match someone hotter also

>>35583485
he being pretty realistic if you ask me
you wont get quality anything in online dating unless you can show what you have

>>35583496
no it's not, older guys are more mature.

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>>35583454
Stop thinking so much my man. The sugar daddy appeal is for fucking providers. No matter how much feminists and leftists try to go against it, humans are still fucking animals with basic instincts. The two categories are:
1. Provider
2. Sexual Interest

Women are interested in older men because they come off as more mature and masculine then their younger counterparts. That can play in either a PROVIDER or SEXUAL INTEREST role. Older men have always had the edge. "He's older and its mysterious" "He's a little bit older than me and he's hot" "Oh my god it makes me tingle *insert dumb emojis*". It's just life, my boy.

>>35583470
Thanks for proving my point then :)

>>35583506

but who cares about maturity on a fuck app?

im not the only good looking guy out there, and there are good looking guys 10 years younger. so why me?

>>35583496
Bro.. I'm 32. I just had some amazing sex with a 19 year old with dad problems. You're being too hard on yourself.

>>35583521
you can say that about any guy who uses the app, because on the off chance a girl likes your unique features and charms more than another guy's

>>35583454
No fucktard, you date someone bc you enjoy their company. Do yourself a favor, and get the fuck of f 4chan and get some real world experience. Find some local group chats through instagram, find clubs to do, find sports teams, anything that will keep you out of the house. Social wellness leads to other gains. Who knows, maybe you'll find a gymbro like me.

But you need to drop your current attitude right fucking now. One of my closest friends acted like you did now and became a faggot with a fucked up life. I feel bad that I never said anything to him then, so I'm telling you now

Find something to do. Go to the fucking YMCA team if you have to. Get a job. These will fill your life. Maybe not forever, but its better than sitting at home.

Don't be like my friend, man

Don't be a shithead

>>35583384
This. Best to get a pic at the beach or doing something that you would normally have your shirt off for. Shirtless selfies are for massive fags.

>>35583532

you dont see age as a red flag?

>>35583541
no if they're looking for the age in the first place which they are if u can see them, that's how it works on there

>>35583519
What point? That I'm a try-hard because I posted a pic of me in a quite natural environment? Whatever man, all that talk won't give me the game. Online dating is full of shit for men by my experience anyways.

>>35583533

I used to be fat. completely changed myself thanks to the gym. however I still have some confidence issues, as you might have guessed.

even if I look good now, I feel that I fucked up by waiting too long. i'm not a kid anymore, and I am afraid that all girls will see is an old dude trying to be young again.

fuck, getting old sucks. I used to have a babyface which actually helps me now (look younger) but I feel like getting fit now is too little too late.

>>35583554
>Online dating is full of shit for men by my experience anyways.
Sour grapes, my friend. I told you the truth
>It looks like you're flexing by the way you're making a fist.
aka "looks" as in perception (perception is everything) and you got upset.
>No shit I'm flexing. Try to stay relaxed after a dive in an iced pond while it's 5 degrees fahrenheit outside
Stop being a bitch. Women have the edge over men in dating these days. Crying won't help you, and neither will blowing off making yourself better.

>>35583563
Holy shit lad noone cares. You have two choices

1.Become NEET even though you're on the path to fitness (learn how to suck yourself off, you're gonna get pretty lonely)
2.Go bangsome bitches and find someone to have a nice relationship with man.
If you fuck up, pack up your shit and move to somewhere else, its typically around $250 of gas and food per couple hundred miles

>>35583563
>I used to be fat. completely changed myself thanks to the gym
Doesn't mean it will help much with grills. Getting fit from fat skyrocketed my self-confidence, but I didn't notice any change in how girls react on me.

>>35583402
How is your face out of 10? That's pretty important. Also, you have to be proactive, women won't do shit but reply occasionally in online dating.

>>35583626

I dont really care about marriage. i've seen it ruin too many lives.

I just want to fuck some hot girls before I get old. then i'll be satisfied. that's regardless of my gym progress, as I train to better myself cause I want to be my best. not going back to the fat fuck I used to be.

>>35583628

that's fine, although girls do seem way more friendly now. I doubt it's a coincidence, I never got attention before.

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Dyel and this is the pic I use. At least 5 matches and day and have had 8 lays off tinder.

>>35583171
Don't do that anon

>>35583664
that's hard to believe man but being naked on the bed gives me an idea for a natural photo that doesn't involve going outside.

>>35583355
>>35583370

>trying this hard to impress an anonymous person

>>35583632
I dunno. I'm slav and was considered attractive back in Eastern Europe. Grills mired me on the streets and I had plenty of game there. I can pick up girls here in murica, even had some murican pussy already, but my online stats are awful. Not even a single date. Most grills don't even read my messages, half of them don't even view my profile. I guess I'm going to drop this shit and start to attend some meetups or something like that. I got way better luck IRL

>>35583664
>DELUSION

>>35583664
probably have a good face. Which further proves my point.

>>35583675
>Inb4 I wouldn't lie on an anonyous slav cross knitting image board

Go try it. You'll learn quickly that the only girls you match are onestill who are dtf

>>35583257
Looked better before

>>35583720
can you post face? promise no bully, also screenshot your tinder messages

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I did, before I deleted tinder.

guess whooooo :^)

>>35583785
middle?

I don't into tinder so no

>>35583790

Nope

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I aint even mad

don't just use a picture of yourself shirtless in a gym or bathroom, it's offputting.

take a picture that shows you in a social and/or interesting situation, bonus points if you look great in it or show off your physique. like maybe you standing in front of a lake or mountain or some shit, shirtless playing with your dog, be sure it looks natural and unstaged

>>35583820
>shirtless playing with your dog
that sounds funny

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>>35583302

>>35583533
>talking about real life dating
>in a tinder thread

ive never put my body on any social media outlet. for all people know, im still a skinnyfat.

>>35583177
They care more about OP's dirty mirror and boring life.

>>35583171
Pop that shoulder zit first

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>>35583469
go outside and take pics of you and a dog frolicking in the snow. You'll look cut(e), fun, and ~*ADVENTUROUS*~

>>35583895
I wouldn't

isn't it crazy how we have to hop through all these hoops just to give girls the dick they want anyways?

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Okay so I dont want to come off as try hard here but what if I posted this? I already say in my bio that I'm in the process of getting bigger. Maybe this is too lame.

>>35583895
No

>>35583899
this
>>35583895
nah. You could work on finding better lighting, taking care of the hair. In general probably best to use candid photos other people take of you at the beach

>>35583910
Problem is that guys are the more desperate of the two. This allows girls to be picky.

>>35583912
wow, that's crazy for 5 months. I think guys would be more impressed

>>35583912
I wouldn't

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I put this pic on my profile and the amount of jailbait I match with has doubled, and I'm barely past dyel lol.

Proof women are shallow whores.

>>35583912
post just last pic would work I think.

http://blog.okcupid. com/index.php/the-4-big-myths-of-profile-pictures/

Rock it if you got it. Just no gym selfies.

>>35583171
Girls dont really notice back that much...Like they will kinda but they like definition in general.

Your back is literally normal tier. Dont do that.

>>35583973
Literally no muscle definition or mass

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>>35583171

>>35583975
but thats even douchier because theres no context, just a shirtless pic
>>35583971
thats what I'm leaning towards
>>35583938
thanks anon

>>35583973
pushin it thinking youre past dyel

>>35583177
Just the slutty ones :^)

>>35583820
r u a girl

bcus i did the bathroom shot and got matches from some high test hos. idgaf 2bh :D why do u recommend putting so muxh effort into an app thats catered to fucking and going home

>>35583355
so what are you, like 36?

>>35584006
Enhance

>>35584007
doesn't matter if you look that good baby

>>35582491
I have a picture of myself on the beach with other people around me. Glad I have that picture because putting a shirtless selfie on tinder is not a good move, family.

>>35584017
Niggaz is trippin

>>35583402
do you even chest bro

>>35584049
I aint that jacked

>>35583257
If you just showed the picture on the right they would think you were narcissistic and retarded. But by showing your progress is comes off more as inspirational. Devilish fucking tactics.

>>35583709
>>35583664

They like this pic because you have a sense of humor and you're probably handsome.

>>35583810

lel youre the same guy that posted about the height thing with that chick. Are you really 6'2?

>>35583910
> we
Don't put me on your level, autismo the magnificent.

>>35584093

it was a general statement

girls want to be fucked too, yet guys have to do all the work.

>>35584060
I do. It just looks smaller with arms spread. You can bully, I don't care

>make fake hot guy tinder
>get matches like crazy
>troll or just play a long with the girls

holy shit looks are like 99% everything.

>>35583910
its crazy how much fucking time wasting goes into two people having sex in the first fucking place.

I use to really have the patience to sit around and text women for days - weeks in order to get pussy but i've lost my patience.

>>35584052
who

>>35583912
>5months

what did you use? no way thats natty

>>35583810
how many have you converted?
imo matches mean shit
girls will match you for shits and giggles and not even reply to any of your msgs

I made a tinder profile and used all the likes I had every day for a week straight, no matches.

I'm not disfigured, but I am a 6 and a half foot tall dyel.

What kind of pictures do I need to put up there? Do skinny fags ever get matches?

>>35584117
You guys need to stop basing your opinions solely on behaviour on a whore enabling app.

I guess it's not surprising that a generation taught human interaction by a TV would also think tinder encompasses the entirety of male/female interaction

>>35584126

I just find the chase dumb/stupid

if I wanted to play games, i'd go on my computer. too much bullshit involved with some girls.

and my reward? I get to give her the dick she wanted anyways. lucky me!

>>35584146
you realize he's small right? put the weight that he's claiming to be at at a respectable height say 5' 11" to 6' 4" and see what you get.

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used this pic and my bio on pof is

"i like watching movies and scuba diving" (netflix and chill lmao)

odd enough i got matches. i really didnt think i would get any but oh well. my pic should be pretty blatant tht i want to fuck but im stumped on the openers.

>>35584179
if that came off as hater-ish it wasnt my intention btw, just stating facts. if youre small thats an easily obtainable goal within 5-8 months.

>>35584181
Are you roiding? What's wrong with your gut?

>>35584181
i think any buff as fuck person is gonna get matches, cuz they're top 5% of all men.

prbbly but im 5' 7 152lb and im pretty sure its just the cropping of the pic tht makes me look decent. i dnt really care desu, whatever gets my dic wet

>>35584181
get off the lactose boi

>>35584230
that's 22lb of muscle on me, post pic pls

>>35584160

i like whores. I'm a filthy bastard

>>35583910
You only jump through hoops if youre not the dick they want

>>35584179
manlet here. 5'8"

I know I'm small man. Been trying to gain weight for a long as time and its finally working. Im 142 right now but my goal is to get up to 155 in the next few months

>>35584213
You underestimate the number of buff guys on tinder. Or really any men at all, the ratio is like 10:1 male to female

>>35584262
About 80-90% of the 'female' profiles on dating sites are fake in order to draw in the males. Its like the worst kept secret in the business.

>tfw get matched with half asian half white qt with long nails

hnnng

>>35584278
super easy to spot fake profiles though

>>35583294
with that faggoty face you probably shouldnt be. lol.

>>35584239
idk wtf is going on with the site right now but im the nigga above with the owl of minerva tat

>>35584210
im not roiding, i was bloated tht night plus if i relax my lower bac my lordosis can be crazy

>tfw no gf
Does anybody else ever match fuckable girls on tinder and never talk to them? Or is that just me?

>>35584181
You look like that nigger from American History X that shot Danny at the end, except buffer. When did you get out of prison?

>>35584278

tinder is mostly legit though since it integrates your FB and it's a mobile app

ive been using tinder for about a year now and about 5-10% of profiles ive seen are sloots with look/height requirements, the rest are either cuties that barely respond, or desperate fatties. Only like 10-15% are actually cool and end up hanging out with. I get about 5-7 matches a week but only 1 i'll end up hanging out. It should by no means be your primary way of meeting girls.

>>35584298
I match some really hot girls but they ignore me, they just wanna see the superlike

>>35584299
tf man, how come nobody giving me any advice...

>>35584300
Where do you live?
1 new girl a week is way more than anything in my life lol

>>35584302
>>35584302
one of these days ill work up the courage to talk to a girl

>>35584307
You want advice? Don't abandon your children and marry your babymamma.

>>35584300
>It should by no means be your primary way of meeting girls.
i think it is for most of us millennials. either some app or going to the club

>>35584320
i got a vasectomy and the last bich tht was wifey material ran off wit some dude that almost a foot taller than me so im pretty jaded. srry bruh

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b-brehs she just texted me

>>35584341
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that rape joke was autism.

>>35584338

i doubt it was solely because he was a foot taller. You prob fucked up some other way. I'm soz to hear that, though brah

>>35583257
Your pecs look awful.

>>35584341
trying to be funny but came off a little creepy with that rape joke

>>35583459
>pure, unadulterated narcissism

I don't do it anymore.

>>35583171
>Body pic for girls where you dont show abs
Have you ever met a female in your life

>>35584347
>>35584360

she laughed. I responded to her "hey its xxxx from tinder" text with "hey it's xxxx the Magnificent" and she lol'd again

sometimes you have to be a faggot to get grills to laugh

>>35583507
Absolutely correct. Instinct triumphs in the post-modern age.

>>35583355
>>35583331

>/fit/
>where men demand to see each naked
>n-n-no h-homo

>>35584372
doesn't matter it was autistic, she likes you is why you got away with it.

>>35584379

lol you mad at my autismo game, son?

>>35584372
what would you expect her to say?
>eww

>>35584382
if you really want to prove your autismo game, start sending her an endless torrent of shitty unfunny Facebook-teir memes

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I use it as my main, but nothing cringey like a gym selfie even though I would look a lot bigger with a pump, you don't want to try too hard and just come across as a douche or insecure or something so I think I got a decent balance

>>35584408
lucky bastard with a dog and on the beach, how many dates do you get

>>35582491
WHERE IS HIS BELLY BUTTON

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>>35584402

heres some more autismo with another grill

>>35584419
pic of girl or she's a whale

what you say is irrelevant if a girl likes how you look

it's the reason girls date douchebags, it doesnt matter if they look nice (and by extension, make them look better)

>>35584419
nigga wtf. lmao did that really work?

>>35584419

shes alright. I havent responded tho i dont really care that much for getting laid. I'm 26 my days of fucking just to fuck are over. Looking for qt asian gf now.

>>35584417
Strictly dates? A handful of girls a month, i could probably go for more but trying to get quality > quantity

>>35583496
You're so clueless.. Get out of that depressed state of mind and realise you're in your prime. If you're not, fix that shit first. No reason for a 30 year old male to feel old unless you're a competitive gymnast. In which case you wouldn't have a problem getting laid.
TL; DR: Man the fuck up, Nancy.

>>35584452
i'm jelly, how much of those dates lead to sex and how many dates, do they admire you in person?

>>35584408
looks like you have a huge penis in the first pic

>>35584461
Well I got into this shit to begin cause I just didn't want to dwell on my ex anymore, so the first month I had a few hook ups. Now I'm considering something more exclusive and also I think I'd like to quit while I'm ahead in terms of STIs, I've never had that shit and I never plan to

I definitely get most admired when the shirt comes off in bed and they just feel up my arms and chest and back while I pound them

>>35584445
Me too man, talking to a qt Korean and another qt jap right now

>>35584489
yea STIs, that's why I look for the virgins.

>>35584489

half asian half whites literally make me hnnng. I want wifey material. Don't know if I'll find it on Tinder but might as well keep it as a second option

All from.tinder?
Also where you live?

>>35583912
your sink has a bigger cock than you

>>35584498
Not sure about personality but there are definitely some 10/10 Asian girls there. Just chuck them a super like so you get there attention and play the game. Not all are gonna be responsive or match but it's just numbers in the end, there's plenty more out there but if you do feel a tad disappointed just know it happens to us all at some point

>>35584341
jesus

>>35583224
>not setting to 18-21 or 18-20
srs the 22's are not cutting it

>>35584419
that's gotta be either a landwhale or a single mother

>>35584526
I would if it allowed it, I also change my age to 22 even though I'm older

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>this is only pic i have of me showing any gains
>one is me flying plane
>one is me with 9/10 friend for dat jealousy/confirmation factor
>one is my high-fiving a dog (also shows arm gains)

i read a thing that a fuckton of people joined tinder after new years and, indeed there are a ridiculous amount of madQTs on now. my hit rate is around 1 in 100, though today i maxed out my likes and got no matches, so not even 1 in 90-100 or whatever the 12 hour cap is. and the few matches i get the chat peters out after a few volleys.

ive read modern romance, i dont (think i) make the common mistakes.

conclusion: im ugly as all get out ;_;

>>35584519
>implying superlikes isnt purely just a ego boost for the girl.
>"I got 249 matches and 89 superlikes today!"
>"aw i only got 218 matches and 45 superlikes today =("

>>35584657
i wonder if girls do actually get 50 superlikes a day

>>35584408
Mirin' hard.

What did you do routine wise?

>>35584006
This is not /b/, nobody cares

>>35584157
bump for advice

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>>35584661
if most people get 1 per day or 12 hours w/e, you know they save them for the finest girls. so the finest ones get a lot of them.

>tfw accidentally superlike someone only 7/10
>still doesnt respond

>>35584672
started with PPL, then did SL, then a upper/lower body split and back to PPL

Basically just do PPL and every 4 months or so change to SL or another strength routine so your body doesnt adapt to your routine (this is just anecdotal experience)

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>>35584622
forgot to mention

the weirdest part in all this is that IRL i really dont have much trouble getting girls interested in me. the last place i worked, i had girls I considered hot calling me hot to my face, grabbing my ass or literally rubbing their asses on me during work (this was a fine dining restaurant lol) and I think I eventually fucked all but one i wanted to.

whatever i have going on does not translate to first impression, and thats all tinder is. so I gotta be ugly, thats the only conclusion i can come to.

>tfw

now i work somewhere where there are 0 women at all, so tinder/OKC and all that garbage are the only ways to meet women and. fuck me i got nothin.

>>35584408
>>35584741
post yo big 4 stats & weight/height nyukka

curious

>>35584750
Try tweaking your bio, some shit definitely works better than others

Honestly pham I'm curious to see the competition in my area, I cant be fucked anymore actually using all my likes in the time they give but I still get like 2 a day minimum and I am pretty picky. Some of you might just be unlucky and not shape up compared to the rest of the people in your region despite not having anything wrong with you

>>35583355
>>35583370

Frig, man. Why'd you let him get to you like that?

>>35584775
my lifts aren't even at their max right now
180kg dead x 1, 140kg x 1 (best was 145kg x 5), 110kg bench x 3, 35k x 5 dumbbell OHP

I'm 179cm and 72kg

>>35583507
this opened my eyes

>>35584779
> I'm curious to see the competition in my area

do this
>snag pics of dudes from here or whatever, maybe someone you hate on your facebook friends list lol
>create me-only folder on FB
>upload pics
>replace pics on tinder with these pics
>turn fagmode on
>run through and left swipe everyone, see whats up
>go back to straight mode
>replace with your pics again.

>>35583177
If you have a good one, believe me, they do.

>>35584885
but guys hardly care about back how the hell would girls even know what a good back look like

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>>35584885
Given that she's already attracted to you, yes. Women tend to shape what they find interesting around what you find interesting as long as they already find you attractive enough.

>>35583257
Actually a pretty great idea to use a progress pic.

I'm almost jealous that I started as a skellington now - no girls give a shit that I went from thin to fit, they'd interpret a progress pic as conceited.

>>35584865
>fagmode
>competition for females

>>35584181
dope owl tattoo m8

>>35584865
kek'd I'll keep that in mind thanks m8, but I'm fairly sure the guys also need to have the interested in guys otherwise you wont actually see the ones going for girls as >>35584929
says

>>35584181
another 5'7 guy here, I think I'll aim for 135lb, 8-10% bf, what's your bf %

>>35584929
>>35584938
haha good point

well, i guess you could go through the trouble of a fake facebook and collecting 10 friends.

seems like a pain though. but would be pretty interesting.

>>35584910
Can not argue with this. You are right, I guess. But then again, can't that be said about any musclegroup? A good body is always a bonus tho.

>>35584953
actually come to think of it i think the 10 friends thing is only to actually make matches, you can probably look through all the people anyway they just wont ever be able to match with you (not that they need to/want to)

>>35584962
i have no friends and my matches are fine, not sure what you're talking about

>>35584964
i thought there was like a 10friend minimum or tinder assumed you were a fake profile?

*shrug*

>>35584972
that's cruel to people with no friends like me

>>35583810
Trumping you by 10 son

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after liking everyone for a month

tfw no matches after two weeks of swiping

>>35585002
Are you a white guy who put Chinese in his bio?

>>35585055
no i'm chinese.

>>35585002
nancy is an awkward name for a guy. He's still cute tho.

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>>35585002
also every convo went nowhere sooner or later with girls id actually wanna date, did see one girl for a month.
>tfw really liked this girl but she disappeared

>>35584941
9 - 12

im getting kinda pudgy but for somereason my abs still there

>>35585018
swipe some fat bitches. hey at least u can get ur dick sucked

I get asked alot if im a catfish, it did get me laid once though

>>35583973
>barely past dyel

laughing so hard i couldnt click the reply button until i had settled down

I did manage to get some nudes and skype sex off tinder but no face to face

>>35583912

How tall are you?

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>>35583257
You look like Stewart from the Big Bang Theory got fit.

>>35584181
ooga
booga

>>35585435
pass
me
the
hooka

>>35584408
dam man you so white lmao

>>35585058
NI HAO NIGGA

>>35585443
touché my Vegemite skinned friend

I just have a face picture. it's funny, I almost never get a match, even less girls chat back. yesterday I created a grindr account out of curiosity and got 5 messages saying I'm cute in less than 5 minutes.
[spoiler]maybe I'll answer[/spoiler]

>>35584408
>that face
ayy lmao

tinder only match me with fatties

I'm dyel and have at least 10-15 lays off tinder.

>>35585456
my chinese is not very good, only reason i sent that to the girl is cuz it says she speaks mandarin but she ignores me still.

>>35584741

Thanks for this. Can you tell me what kind of PPL you did? Exercises, sets, reps, rest intervals.

I had shirtless pictures on mine, but girls never mentioned my body when we would talk. They always focused on how much they liked my face. So, I decided to remove all shirtless pictures, and now nobody talks to me.

WTF?

>>35582491
Doesnt work at all for me.
I actually had the most success when i put up pics of me with my gf
But im asian so meh

>>35585565
girls don't wanna be shallow is why, I put how much I make on there 130k, hardly anyone asks about it.

>>35585569
wait really, cuz I got a hot white ex, how did that get you success? I heard it's bad to put pics of yourself with girls.

>>35585576

they thought he was the girl

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>>35585539
I used to have it saved on my phone, when I get home if I remember I'll post it

>>35585465
Damn bruh you sound salty, I don't usually act to smug towards my /fitfam/ but I've probably got it better than you, how does that make you feel? Lmaoing at your life

>>35585449
See above (some girls love it, also tanning in Australia as a supreme white being, not even once)

>>35583912
142 and jacked as?
Manlet

>>35585569
you know what I got nothing to lose I'm not getting good matches recently so gonna try some pics with hot exes as my main pics.

>>35585661
>I used to have it saved on my phone, when I get home if I remember I'll post it
also wanting

>>35583266
So it's nothing to do with your age then. It's the fact you're overcoming depression and live with your parents.

If you had your shit together, younger girls would be all over your dick because they love slightly older guys.

>>35585661

pls remember
pls post here

or email it to me at

[email protected]

>>35584408
I suppose you have 1 gf for every eyebrow you have?

>>35584408
How the hell are you single?

>>35584408
do you live in sydney?

mirin as usual

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>>35585723
>>35585750
This is like the first routine I ever did, and I guess it did me pretty well, I will post my 18 month progress picture which I did solely on this routine (before I learnt I should change routine, and I changed mostly because my legs were as developed as my upper body)

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>>35585821
I do actually have 2 eyebrows thanks senpai

>>35585830
I was dating exclusively for 2 years,being single has been good though I've learnt a lot in this time and learnt to prioritise myself again and know that focusing on yourself will eventually bring girls who are interested in you as you develop

>>35585836
Bit more north friendo

>>35585910
pic (wasn't always so vascular though but its kind of the onyl old picture that has made it so far)

>>35585910

Thanks for this, looks solid. Looks like a lot of volume to finish in 90 mins (for me), do you do warmup sets as well?

How much rest between sets?

>>35585940
Just pyramid sets from memory

Rest I dont remember, but you should definitely feel it by the end of each muscle group, try to time yourself and see how you go

>>35585957

Thanks man. Your progress looks amazing btw, much more than what I've got on 9 months on SS, and you didn't put on fat either. All natty? Did you bulk then cut?

>>35585963
Yeah sort of bulked, this was about my prime 'bulk' before I went to schoolies, lost some mass, went to get wisdom teeth out, lost mass and then got gf, lost mass.. Went from like 74kg to 68kg haha but I was very good with my macros at that stage, have always stayed natural

>>35583507
I knew it!
Thanks Duke!

>>35585910
>>35585926
Looking fucking good man, gonna stick to this and see what happens. Only got time to lift M-Fri so Im gonna try compact it.

>>35584157
being a male on tinder is really hit and miss, anon. either you get like 0-5 matches or you get 100+, girls go for the top 10% of guys and the rest are discarded. Don't lose hope, the only thing to do is to climb the attractiveness ladder by lifting, clothing and grooming

>>35585974

Right on. All I can say is thanks for the info, will put some of what I learned from you in practice.

>>35584408
twink-fuckboy-faggot/10

>>35583912
>probably 5"4
>trying this hard
>"5 months"

lmao
m
a
o

>>35583238
i just turned 31 and i date a 23 yr old and have a 20 yr old side girl and her 19 yr old friend who i get with once in a while too

>>35583171

> not showing your full face

You might as well be on Instagram.

>>35583734
>>35584355

Get off /fit/.

>>35586099
noice, I'm 25 just dated a 17 year old from tinder but she broke up with me cuz of work and school, but we didn't have shit in common.

>>35585576
Generally i would think so, but im asian so my market is already super limited.
I just did it for kicks and it ended up being better.
I even had a match compliment my gf for being hot

A cute animal picture is a fucking must.

Girls are more likely to swipe right if you're holding a cute puppy, much more than flexing in a mirror.

>>35586133
what do they say about the girl in your pic usually? And I'm asian too so it'll stand out more with a white grill, trying this now and got 2 visitors on okcupid so maybe it works

>>35583695
Kako je u Americi brate? Je l se isplati ici?

>>35583217
Seriously man, your attitude is shit. 30 is the perfect age for a male. You are past your teenage-early twenties awkwardness and faggotry, you probably look your best to date, you have enough life experience to talk about just anything, your sexual performance is great because you are not longer easily excited. Even without having your life/career on point you outclass most of the <25 guys. Your attitude a shit.

>>35586144
All it did was give me more matches
I still havent converted any into real dates, so really its meaningless

>>35586008
And be white

>>35586202
well thanks, you've inspired me to try this before trying the abs pic as I haven't gotten abs yet, I can see this working.

>>35586045
so mad :^)

>>35584885
>>35583177
Last girl I was with went crazy for my back, bitches love it. Then again they love any muscle deep down

>>35583370
>>35583355
You are now part of someone's deranged fap collection.

So I have a question for those guys with 300+ matches, do you just swipe right for every old ugly bitch or are you selective and have a collection of hot ass bitches ready for the dick?

>only using Tinder to swipe bitches to see who I attract here

>>35586388
get a list for 10 bucks and swipe everyone, good strat.

>>35586391
What?

>>35586438
A LIST NIGGA

>>35586447
WHAT?

>>35583171
start lifting first.

>>35583257
good idea to use a progress pic.

great job on the weight-loss as well.

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op here I was thinking of doing one of these poses without a shirt on for the abs pic, is this really autistic or maybe a good idea?

>>35582491
a female friend of mine (7/10) said pics like that are an instant turn off and a douchebag warning signal

>>35586480
autistic as fk but somewhat funny at the same time. Then again, my sense of humour is pretty skewed by my own autism.

>>35586489
yea the point is to stand out while showing off your body in a while that's not douchey, which this kinda achieves, instead of douche it's weird.

>>35586099

teach me your ways, senpai

are you loaded? or just fit?

>>35583238
>he doesn't live in a country where 16 is the age of consent

>>35584092
Yes, I am actually 6'2.
>>35584147
I only fucked 7 girls off of this app. Bad ratio, but whatever.

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>>35583436
Are you a tard? You sound like a tard.

>>35583810
>swiping right all the time

>>35587892
No, but you are. Lol

>>35582491
I use 2, one of my back and the other front. Shredded in both, I'm carrying more fat around in winter. I get qt3.14 sluts all the time. My first pic though is just face though, don't wanna seem like a try hard. I'm 200lbs though so not a little twink

>>35584005
>>35584011
>>35585234


Look at these crabs.
Post your bodies, faggots.

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>>35582491
Not really about showing body (I'm 6'4 lanklet) but I need advice lads, should I use pics with grills or without them? What are the pros and cons?

At the moment I'm trying to get this qt friend of mine I know jealous (which is pretty stupid anyway because of long story no one cares about) so having grills in pics would be the answer, but I'm still unsure

pic related, my autism. don't mind the lighting

>>35588168
btw in case anyone's wondering, she's biting my wrist

>>35588168
did you shoop her away in the second one?

>>35588168

you skipped leg day, anon

>>35588206
>>35588240
yes to both

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>>35584181
goal body right here senpai

>>35588168
Doesnt look super lanky

>>35585473
Shame on tinder

>>35585698
>>35585364
5'8" bordering to 5'9" depending on the measurement so yeah, 142lb manlet here

>>35585698
how dare he be short!!

>>35584295
>i was bloated tht night

great choice of photo then

it's so frustrating that it's literally impossible to retake the photo

>>35585661
fragile ego there bud

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>>35584006

hmm.....

>>35582491
What's best way to take a shirtless picture? Mirror selfies seen to be frowned upon. Should I just take a webcam shot, or like have a friend take one outside? The problem is it's winter, there aren't any chances to take a shirtless picture just naturally.

Also do you have to upload to Facebook? Can you make it private or an I gonna be just sharing my sexy pics with all my friends?

>>35590478
You can import your pics from FB and you can choose not to. You can also upload exclusively for Tinder, so you can upload your saxy pics there without sharing on FB.

>>35583454
It's not just money. Older guys are also more assertive and better at taking charge. Chicks love that more than anything. I have no problem taking all of the initiative in relationships now but I struggled with it when I was younger, I kept expecting women to meet me halfway.

Also just by being older you have higher status. A lot of women are obsessed with age, I see 23 year old girls on okcupid with an age range of like 24-36 all the time.

>>35583473
It does suck, so many are just there for attention and will never met a guy IRL. And the ones that will meet have impossible standards and are often poor at communication