If your feet aren't at least size 12, you don't deserve to call yourself a real man.
>always worn size 12 since adulthood
>tried on a 11.5 because the 12s were sold out
>actually felt like a better fit
>felt a strange and deep feeling of embarrassment in front of the girl at the register
I'm a size 14, 6'3", and my dick is 5.5 x 5.5
Foot size is a meme, at least footlets get a better selection of shoes when they go to the store, I have to buy whatever fits me, regardless of style
>11 year old cousin made fun of me because small feet and only 5'9
>>tfw I'm the oldest
>tfw every other cousin older than 15 is 6'2+
I'm probably going to move and change my name teebeeh
>wear size 10s
>wear size 11s
>wear size 12
>wear size 13
>feet finally stopped growing
Thank goodness. I'm pretty much restricted to running sneakers because anything else either looks like clown shoes or is just too hard to find in my size, but whatever.
>talking to a female and my shoe sizes comes up
>they always, without fail, either quickly look at my crotch or make a face that lets me know they're thinking about my dick
>mfw my dick actually is big
they don't make them anon size 11.5 is the last half size I know of
I recommend getting a shoe with a leather or poron footbeds
it doesn't take up as much space as a regular foot bed and become super comfy
>Not shooting molecular acid out of your twelve foot long Alien penis
>tfw size 13 feet
>tfw bought white shoes
>tfw look like a clown because white makes your feet look bigger
Fuck my life, why do I even have these size feet? My mom's 5 or something and my dad's a 7.
>tfw size 11 shoes
was my growth stunted /fit/? is there any hope that i will join the 5'10+ master race?
You autists put way too much value into the size of things on your body. First it was weight and height and then it was dick size. When will you morons be satisfied? I don't want to have to measure the width of my fucking pinkie nail to justify to you faggots that I'm a man.