>QT receptionist calls me by name now, I never told her my

Ask your the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? When she says they're the same thing, tell her you won't let a garbanzo bean on your face. When she laughs, tell her it wasn't a joke. Works every time.

>that pic
HOT FUCKING DAMN

>>35575663
Yeah maybe I should use the archaeologist line then. Thanks man!!

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>>35575685
>pink taco

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>>35575685
Girls who lift are the real high test

>>35575559
> only ask for the code to the weights
Fucking what ?

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>be receptionist
>get all the pussy I want
>get my pick from staff and members
>watch the common folk struggle to even get the girl's attention
>mfw

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>>35575559
Adorable girl.

>>35575995
this and also
> I never told her my name.
i don't get it

>>35575995
Weights room has a code on the door. Pass code. I dunno if American gyms normally have them.

It changes every day do autists like me are forced to interact with people to gain access to the actual gym.

Holy heck how do her arms triple in size when she flexes?

>>35576035
I've never told her my name before, I don't even know how she knows it. From scanning in? She says "code is XXX today anon" "oh sorry anon" etc.

I'm gay and I find the women in this thread attractive

>>35575986
she should have found a middle ground desu

>>35575559
this one qt receptionist gave me her number so she could update my debit card on my profile from her gym (she was just a fill in for the day). but i sperged and thought she was genuinely providing good customer service, and then i thought she was taking advantage of me and trying to meet some quota the gym had, and then i thought she was scamming me by asking for my debit card number.

it wasnt until months later that i realized tht she was just using that as a reason to give me her number (i think)

sucks that i changed my number a loong time ago tho

>>35576050
This is how it is for most men and women. If you don't have a pump and you don't have fatceps, they aren't gonna be as impressive until you flex

>>35576055
>I'm gay and I find the women in this thread attractive

You found the cure! Nobel prize for you, senpai.

>>35576055
You're on /fit/ you don't need to clarify that you're gay

>>35575559
I have the same situation, after about 4 months in my new gym she started calling me by name and she didn't overhear someone saying it.

Always very sweet and looks me in the eye as I pass by, not sure if she wants it or this is normal

>>35575559

>sunday after new years eve
>10 pm
>gym is empty, I'm the only one
>and the receptionist
>doing my deadlifts
>suddenly she is sitting besides me and watches me
>I do another set, she is still there
>I turn off the music and look at her, in case she wants something from me
>'what are you doing today?' (she was asking about my routine)
>thought I'm gonna be a funny guy and said 'working out'
>'I know but what are you training today?'
>'muscles'
>she storms off angry, I guess she did not like my humour
>I finish my workout and want to say bye, but she is nowhere to find
>I leave
>we see each other a few days later and she apologized because she was in a bad mood
>no problem

I thought it is going to be awkward but now we have small talk all the time.

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>>35575559
>be a dyel
>See this
There are women who have more test then I do.

>>35576041
What type of shit-hole do you live for your gym to need to do this bullshit?

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>>35576041
Fucking why ? is it some sort of communal council estate gym ? I don't fucking understand, I have been to probably 30 different gyms all over Europe, never seen anything like this

>>35576058
wft is wrong with your benis

>>35576099
>>35575559
nigga they see your name when you swipe your card, they just want to make you feel like they like you and you would want to keep coming and tipping them, women are crazy

>>35576102
Based

>>35575559
>work in a hotel
>one night after work qt girl randomly says hi and calls me by name
>err hi
>shes totally into me but i dont even know who she is
>turns out shes a new girl in a different department
>shes hot and likes to keep fit
>but im married

>>35576154
Is 10 dollars too much of a tip? She looked strangely at me last time when I only tipped 5

>>35576163
> im married
Literally cucking yourself senpai

>>35576050
>>35576063
For serious? I just tried and my arms didn't triple in size

>>35576190
>implying my wife is white

>>35576196
Well youre also probably not a girl or perhaps not as strong as you think. Genetics will affect the appearance too.

>>35575559

I'd like to see her pink taco if you catch my drift

>>35575986
I would destroy both forms

>>35576165
>tipping the receptionist
I thought this was a meme.

>>35576248
It is

>>35576165
wtf? do u really tip them? wtf??

>>35576248

No wonder nobody likes you at your gym

>>35576102
Autism.

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>>35576090
Nice

>>35576102

>she apologized

You should have apologized for being an asshole

>>35576102
You did good until the day she apolgized. Would have been the time to ask her out if you liked her.

>>35576102
you could have banged her when she apologized , now its friend zone for you

>>35576058
fucking retarded. Right is perfect.

>>35576041
>Weights room has a code on the door. Pass code.
>It changes every day

hahahahaha what kind of retard spy shit is that hahaha

>>35576055
>gay because he's attractive to a WOMAN! Go to reddit.

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>>35575559
Kinda looks like Ana Kasparian
They are both cuties

also, no libtard

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>>35575559
Tee fee wee no gf

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>August 2015
>see cutest chick I've seen at the gym where I work
>be me, 6'2 200 lbs fitizen
>find out she just broke up with her boyfriend because she was literally crying while working out
>talk with her and everything is going pretty damn well
>cutest voice imho tbqh
>ask for her number
>"Sorry, I just broke up with my boyfriend... b-but I'll see you around the gym..."
>forgot all about her
>Yesterday, January 2016
>see the same chick for the first time since that day in August
>literally been thinking about her since

Boys, I'm going to go in. Rarely does a girl ever peek my interest that I feel the need to put myself all the way out there out of the blue. I want to get to know this chick. Wish me luck.

>>35576055
>I'm gay
>posting on fit

Bit redundant, wouldn't you say?

>>35576055
That's because they all have muscular shoulders and no hips at all. In short, they all look like men.

>>35576769
Neither you nor I is gay

>>35576740
Pique, anon. Pique.

>>35576864
Faggot

>>35575559
You idiot, it's called 'good customer service', by addressing you by name she's creating a false sense of personal relationship so you're more inclined to renew you membership.

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>>35578248
I go EVERY DAY. I'm gonna keep the membership anyways

>>35576740
good luck bro

>>35575559
All the staff in my gym mysteriously knew my name within a week of me joining and said hello and goodbye to me using my name every time I visited. It's just part of the customer service mate, part of their job,

>>35576864
You're posting on fit....