Hightest alpha males how does your gym bullying translate to real life?
>at a bar
>manlet spills his drink on me and says nothing
>smack it out of his hands and he tries to square up
>tell him to get the fuck out of my sight
>seeing how big i was he must have sobered up because he looks down at his feet and mutters cone out back ill kill you reaching into his pocket
>spic has a knife what a cliche LOL
>go and buy two drink to make it up to him
>sip mine while talking to him
>then throw the rest of my drink on his clothes and knock the other drink out of his hand
>dont threaten me you piece of shit faggot
>kid scurries off
I only wish he was an asian dyel. Anyway ended the night fucking sone guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
>at the grocery store
>browsing tyson chicken wings in the refrigerated goods section
>find a bag, honey barbecue
>take bag and put it in shopping cart
>"something ain't right"
>fuck it, it's bulking season
>take a few more bags and throw them in the shopping cart
>walk to the register
>cashier makes a joke about how I'm going to get diarrhea from all the chicken wings
>joke that she can drink it out of the toilet if she really wants to
>she says nothing after that
anyway ended that night fucking some guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
Another from me an oldy but goody
>hypertrophy lower day
>just finished squats run towards leg press
>an old fat lady is just sitting there with her cane against the machine
>angry i ask how many sets
>she laughs and starts flirting with me
>shoot her a look of disgust
>jump on the leg extension machine perpendicular to the leg press and stare daggers into her then she tries to be cute and tell a joke
>cant help it
>"fuck you you fat cunt"
>then i mutter fucking granny as i power through my sets
>she gets off the leg press and move all her shit and sit down to do my lift
>>on the way home honk at a geezer for going slower than 10 plus the speed limit
>curse him out flaring my highbeams (and my nostrils)
>get home and jerk off to mature porn on spankwire
> at the gym
> see DYEL resolutioner curlbro struggling to shoulder press 10s
> go up to him
> say "implying you can ever be here, shiggy diggy. get back to leddit and read the sticky"
> "y-you too"
anyway ended that night fucking some guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
>at the library
>searching for harry potter
>some chinese dyel tells me i should read lord of the rings
>''telling me what to do''
>throw him against the book case and smack him with a ''Artamène ou le Grand Cyrus''
>tell dyel to nver come in my libarary again
I only wish he was an japanise dyel. Anyway ended the night fucking sone guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
>at the flea market with gf
> gf receives a phone call
> she looks at me tells me "it's your dad"
>I take the cellphone and threw it in the ground
>it's smashes to pieces
>fuck you bitch, my dad isn't a cellphone
Anyway ended the night fucking sone guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
>at the gym need to take a preworkout shit
>barge into the shitter to see the only toilet locked
>give a slight knock the kid doesn't reply and lifts his feet up like i dont know hes there >smirk from ear to ear, at this point i can be sure it's a dyel
>raise my hand over the stall with all fingers spread out
>raise the other hand to present the 45 plate i will throw at him if he takes longer than 5 minutes
>hear him whimper and the scrapping of the toilet paper against his asshole as he gasps "oh god" repeatedly between sobs
>I start howling signifying that 3 minutes have gone by
>he starts screaming why and cursing at himself full on crying at this point.
>1 minute left slide the 45er under the door with you + me written in a heart on a piece of paper taped to it
>finally the stall door opens and an asian dyel gets out watching me shit ina urinal
>wipe my asshole with his towel
>dont wash my hands
Another day another asian dyel
This morning I fucked my gf and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue left over? Well this morning that happened and I went to take a piss at work and this guy was in the urinal next to me and when I went to take a piss all of the urine came out sideways and went all over this asian dyel's work shoes. He was like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU?!" I just said "I fucked my gf this morning and you know how afterwards there will be a little cum residue leftover? Well that happened.", flushed the toilet did a backflip, turned 360 degrees and started moonwalking backwards and left
>be in taco bell drive through
>minding my own business listening to music
>some girl is in front of me, fat guy in passenger seat
>can hear fat guy yelling about something
>STOP LOOKING IN MY GOD DAMN CAR or something along those lines
>confused as fuck
>he sticks his head out the window and stares at me
>stick my head out as well
>IS THERE A FUCKIN PROBLEM FAT ASS LET'S GO MOTHER FUCKER
>he sticks his head back in and they drive off
Fuckin hate insecure people. I don't like being put on the spot like that either.
Anyways he ended up fucking my gf w/o a condom later that night
>watching another asian dyel by the day with gwangchi pianamasu between sets of my 4 pl8 bench
>eye out a bro spilter dyel
>hey man can you spot me
>guy panics and says he cant even dl 4pl8s
>say no worries this is my 12 rep max
>lift off and tell the guy to put his hands under the bar incase i need help
>troll mode engaged
>lower the weight to my chest and pretend i cant lift it up and its crushing me to death and im gonna die
>laughing insidebut im a good actor, dyel struggles to pull the weight off me as my face goes purple
>he begins crying and i do to from laughing so hard
>everyone in the gym runs over and tries to pull off the weight but they are resolutioners LOL
>For an even bigger laugh i grab a plate from the ground and smack one of the nyrs in the face screaming fuck you
>wake up in the hospital with a collapsed windpipe from laughing so hard
>doctor tells me I'll never be able to lift again, tell him it was just a prank as i overhead press him
>then i notice he is asian and dyelso i take the 45 lbs EKG and smack him in the face
Anyway then i lubed up a condom and fucked it w/o a girlfriend tfw no gf
I love you guys.
>living in germany
>new year resolutioners are swarming gyms, mostly young boys
>see this group of DYELS bro split who work only their biceps and triceps occupying power cage( you can move rails unlike other racks who have prefixed rails) to do shrugs while other racks are free
>ask them can I work in there bcuz I have to squat, and they do bs anways, on phone and laughing
>they say they came there first, I was like " oh ok, nvm", it really wasn't important, it was squat dynamic anways so I did my sets on other squat racks
>fast foward after few weeks see them again, it's monday again, and I have to do squats and they are doing shrugs
>wearing a old black shirt with arabic signs, I did many turist tours in ME, Iraq, Syria(many years before war), Lebanon and UAE.
>have wireless headset, phone is on the docking station at the gym deck ( far from machines)
>had wrong playlist, so accidentally I was listening my Arabic nasheeds(which I use for r/Unexpected Jihad and some Live Leak videos)
>Audio volume was probbably a bit loud, so people were giving me wierd looks
> Song " We are soldiers of Allah", ISIS nasheed on ENGLISH, comes just in moment when I was approaching the boys to ask for the rack.
> They were acting strange, scared, they just gave me the rack and went from gym
>Whole session people were giving me death stares, but can't do shit since this is cucked Germany.
>tfw jihad gets you gains and frees all hogged machines
I guess this is the most /fit/ related of OP'S gurl.
Women like this piss me off. They get to be hot by facial genetics alone, and by being at the point in their life when they are young. She is a young female, and that is why she's hot. After working out and living the gym life, it's obvious this chick doesn't do anything for her body.
Look at the slight belly pouch waiting to explode. No hips at all. No muscle definition - even slightly - on her legs. She clearly doesn't run, do any cardio, squat, or lift anything at all. She is young and asian, so her life is just haned to her.
There is no effort whatsoever for anything that she has in life.
Her snapchat is mostly food but is HNG as fuck when shes not with her bf.
Don't remind me Anon. I will never be a little girl ;_;
Would be cardio related if she actually swam.
Proof nigga. I need to catalogue this bitch. Content always welcome.
She eats alot but she takes care of herself working out often, her intake is also controlled small high calorie meals. Its not like she has a god tier metabolism, youre a fat cunt because you overeat and do nothing. She is keeping in shape and shes hot
>at the gym
>squat rack full. three asian manlets detected
>lmao 1plaet, underdeveloped hindquarters kek
>when will they learn.jpg
>how many sets u ladies have left
>main Asian turns towards me
>holy androgyny, batman
>voice reveals that this pathetic Asian manlet is in fact waifu tier short hair woman
>and now my property
>muscle in and take over for two cucks with her
>squat form advice, fucking terrible, mad buttwink
>made her butt wink later
Only wish she was one of the Asian dyels. Anyway ended the night fucking the girl's guy friends without a condom
>sometimes wear sweatpants and wifebeater to the gym
>doing my weighted chins
>guy comes up to me
>says "whered u buy u sweatpants at?"
>"idk ive had them a long time"
>i laugh, though like wtf
>says "i used to wear sweatpants all the sometimes too"
Anyway ended the night fucking sone guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
Not really a gym bully story but a good gym story none the less
>Just started work at a law firm
>Go to the gym at lunchtime to make gains
>Notice a couple of Dyel lads from work there
>They spot me but we don't talk as I've just joined the office and I'm autistic as fuck
>Decide I need to make a good impression
>Deadlift lmao4 Plates for 5
>Make sure to grunt and slam the weights on the floor so the lads notice
>They notice, they mirin
>Head back to the locker room
>Hear them chatting about me
>"Doesn't that big guy work in our office"
>"Did you see what he was lifting"
>I put on shit eating grin and walk past them as I head to the showers
>I got a pretty big flaccid dick so I hold my towel in my hand rather than round the waist.
>Look them in the eye
>y-you too they stutter
> Alpha as fuck
Anyway they joined me in the shower and we fucked each other in the ass w/o a condom.
>go to school gym
>all asian dyels, except for one that's alpha, 185cm tall
>benches 100kg, squats 130kg
>how is chinky so strong?
>hear rattling while he is squatting
>pull it down, reveals 2 asians underneath
>chinese receptionist kicks me out of gym for figuring it out
went home, fucked scooby doo w/o a condom
Why the fuck would you post a screenshot off your phone and not the original image you Mongoloid scum, and that bitch has saggy tits, they want to escape to her armpits even now when she's standing up. She's a 7/10 at best
>redditor nerd offended by the concept on the alpha
>comeon guys we are all the same except black people are women are the best, they can give birth LOL literally a bun in the oven now thats what i call a chef!
No its fun. You act kind because youre a loser who is scared of being hated. In reality you dont give a shit about other people you just feign empathy because you desire to be liked. Even if someone is in your way you'll just be a good little cuck and cling to some illusory moral highground to rationalize why you let people walk over you. I dont need such things.
if you did that in australia, you'd have a very high chance of getting glassed.
lol you can talk all tough online about australia and glass but if Big P were here we both know you wouldn't say shit. You'd use more appropriate language. More respectful. Big P doesn't take disrespect very well and has been known to have quite a temper. Wouldn't end well for you.
alright enough with the memes, here's a real story
>at gym, chest day
>There's this manlet who caught my eye as soon as I entered
>not just going about his business like everyone else
>constantly eyefucking people
>mostly eyefucking me and a qt doing squats
>instantly pisses me off
>warming up with some light cable fly work
>notice him take one of the benches as soon as it becomes unoccupied
>fucking manlet I was waiting for that
>this is my gym
>he struggles to remove the weight on the barbell
>does 5 reps with just the bar then goes to the nearby waterfountain
>leaves his sweater on the bench as if that gives him claim to it
>I walk over to the bench
>the qt finishes her squats and heads over to the fountain
>manlet is staring at her the whole time
>I knock his sweater off the bench onto the floor
>load up 3 plate
>ask qt, who I only know because I went to high school with her, for a spot despite knowing she isnt strong enough to really spot me
>"hey anon! Yeah sure!"
>manlet sees this
>surprisingly walks over to me like hes about to confront me
>I stand up
>he keeps walking, looks pissed
>the car behind me beeps as the owner turns on the alarm
>I am in the gym parking lot
>I have been here for 35 minutes
>drive home without going to the gym
>testing squat 1rm
>still working up through warm-up sets when dyel manlet with glasses comes up to me
>asks how many sets I've got left
>"Lots of singles, yeah."
>he's clearly confused but goes away while I continue
>catch him pick up a dumbell, hold it for a few seconds then put it back down
>don't know why he doesn't just throw in some curls or something while he's waiting but I guess that's why he's dyel
>break 1rm pr, roar like a proud lion as I do so
>take off weight, dyel comes running up ready to pounce on the rack
>says, "hey well done, but you know there's a rule against grunting and making noise?"
>"What did you just say to me?"
>"I-I'm just stating the rules"
>put my hand on his tiny shoulder, he starts shaking. "You gonna report me?"
>"i-i-if you s-start disturbing other gymgoers then I'll have a w-word with the staff"
>"Oh yeah? How's this for a grunt?"
>grab him by shoulder and hip to clean and press him
>don't actually grunt because he's too light but w/e
>feel my hand getting wet, he's pissing himself with fear
>slam him to the ground, stomp on him using the power of my huge meaty quads
>wipe my pissy hand on his face
>he's whining and blubbering
>staff member comes along and asks him to leave for making so much noise
It was a good day.
K man go take on any predator in the wild with no weapon. Post results.
How autistic do you have to be to think that weight lifting gets you skilled at anything other than just being able to lift more weight?
Anyone else thought she was kissing a very big penis at first sight?
Ive got one
>kid i've never seen intercepts me on my way to the water fountain
>"i almost didn't recognize you with your shirt on"
>without breaking stride i say, "i didnt recognize you because i have no idea who you are"
>kid looks sad as hell
I only wish he was a full grown dyel. Anyway ended the night fucking sone guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
>Not bullying the shit out all these resolutioners
Confirmed for resolutioner newfag
Confirmed for legit autists
Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.
>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."
Haven't seen him since. Guess he was a nyr.
There's this dyel asian with a little dick who is so small it just pisses me off. Not really a bully but I have this prank I'll do to him sometimes. I watched him enter his combination into his combo lock a couple of times. Once I got his code, I'm off to the games. What I do is I wait until he grabs his towel and goes to shower. Then I'll take all of his clothes and walk out to my car and put them all in my trunk. Next I walk back and find a spot to watch with a good view. Lol then he has to walk out of the lockerroom in just a towel and leave the gym through the lobby. Bonus points if he's late for work after an early morning session. I'm always out in the lobby sitting on the couch laughing my ass off when he comes out. I think he knows it's me because every time I'm always there laughing but he hasn't said shit to me.
> asian dyels OHP 1xF
> 1pl8 face smacks 1xF
fucking lost it
>cruise in yesterday
>working tris and back
>pop my shit down, change up into my fancy ass gear
>look like a goddamn power ranger
>load up on 3 scoops PWO
>tfw it was 3 scoops creatine
>ok lets try that again
>3 scoops PWO, get some stretches done
>40 year old pajeet in the squat rack
>doing deadlift rack pulls, looks like he is going to snap city
>i ask him 'bruh, ever been to snapcity?'
>oh shit my PWO is kicking in
>.ask to work in with him
>he doesnt know what the fuck Im saying
>I just take the barbell and start doing squats
>this pwo is really kicking in now
>loaded on to 315 squats
>pajeet still standing behind me
>I tell him he can try
>he cant even lift the bar
>hold up need to use the bathroom
>unleash the shit monster inside
>return to find pajeet on floor
>he is passed out
>bar is still on the rack
>he passed out trying to lift it
>I didn't flush
>gym starts to smell really bad
>cardio bunny chick sees pajeet on floor calls ambo
>we both laugh about how bad the pajeet smells
lol you can talk all tough online about shitting in the street and india but if Big P were here we both know you wouldn't say shit. You'd use more appropriate language. More respectful. Big P doesn't take disrespect very well and has been known to have quite a temper. Wouldn't end well for you.
Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of this thread right after I post this.
[ ] Not served.
Not really a bully story but
>at the gym the other day
>someone is in the squat rack figure id be polite since its nyr
>ask how many more sets i have left
>he looks at me confused
>i repeat the question and he doesnt answer
>tell him 5 plus a warmup
>grab him by the neck and make out with him
>the other bullies start roaring and cheering
>steal his phone and text his gf to come to the gym
>stuff that guy in a locker
>fuck his girlfriend infront of the locker he is stuffed in
>hear him masturbate through the locker
Holy fuck I haven't laughed so hard in a thread since forever. You goys are the best
>Being beastmode gucci at the park
>Typical day jog around the park for a quick 5miles before i hit the gym
>See some fat piece of shit hunched over in my jogging lane
>Walk up to this waste of air and tell him to move the burger store is across the street.
>Cries and runs away fucking bitch ass pussy.
Anyway ended that night fucking some guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
>Being a woman you win either way at the gym, I know because I am. I wear tight af partially transparent yoga pants for giggles, you either get people who oggle, in which case I don't give a fuck, or people that don't care, in which case I don't give a fuck, or people that are aggressive about disliking me, in which case I make a point about how little I give a fuck. I have my hair in the most alpha of girl hair styles, aka the top of head bun, and I just get stinky as fuck while still looking exceptionally fuckable. It's hilarious to watch for all the little micro reactions and all the inflated chests, faster breathing and invisible lat syndrome against their will. I just love to win.
Anyway ended the night getting fucking some guy's girlfriend w/o a condom
Alfa female pls help, im very shy and autistic af so when grills look at me long enough to make me uncomfortable and starts following me "stealthy" in the gym does it mean they want to rape me?
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.
I know this is bait but starting a conflict just because is not confident, It's ok to defend yourself but only a poor manchild with highschool mentality who has no college education seeks conflict with everyone, stay cucked anon
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I added you because you're a female /fit/izen, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>at the gym done with lifting
>just relaxing for a minute
>suddenly asian guy in his leather outfit
>i tell him the leather club is 2 blocks down
>he says "fuck you"
>i stand up and we start pushing eachother
>"lets settle this right here on the ring"
>i say "ill show you whos the boss of this gym"
i wished he fucked me in the ass
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I do is I'll purposefully leave my shit in the toilet and not flush after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even flush them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
my name is rick panini and I am going to fuck your powerlifting fatass up.
Not at the gym but at a convention at work I accidentally farted on this old dyel asian senior manager. It was in the bathroom while I was pissing in the urinal and he was behind me. It's always awkward when I see him now.