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/fit/, one of my friends had started to make...
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/fit/, one of my friends had started to make it. He went from the stereotypical awkward chubby kid to thick tight and solid over the course of two years.

He fully zeez'd out and was banging hotties left right and centre and just living up his youth for about half a year until he got domesticated by an overweight cakefaced 4/10 who looks and acts like she could still be in high school (she's not) and probably couldn't run half a mile without dropping to the floor.

What the fuck do I do? This dude had ultimate potential, he was well on his way to becoming the penultimate alpha; and this walrus, who posts couple selfies and makes bullshit lovey dovey posts every day, has whipped the shit out of him.

I've seen the look in his eyes, the look of defeat and I know she's fucking crazy, I've put my dick in enough crazy to smell it from a mile away.

Help /fit/, he's in danger, you're my only hope.
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>>35572598
Have you told him?
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>>35572598
Kill her. For him.
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>>35572670
This. You know what you have to do OP.
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>>35572598
Get her to suck your dick, take a pic of her mouth on said dick, send said picture to bro, will hurt both parties but as bandaids must be ripped off so shall gains gobbling whores be excised from our ranks
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>>35572646
He's gone full recluse, doesn't gym anymore and I don't want to tell him this shit over facebook or text.

Joel, if you're browsing, snap out of it man, we're all worried about you.
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>>35572683
Fucking do it, who cares if it's over text of facebook.
Or just text him and ask him if he wants to hit the gym with you, tell him then.
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>>35572598
Fotos, que pareces nuevo.
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>>35572683
Straight up go to his house and have the "Stop being a fucking retard" talk. If he tells you to piss off, he's too far gone, but there's not much you can do if he's so far gone that he won't listen.
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>>35572598
she probably sucks some mean dick, he's happy leave him be
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This is them, it's terrifying what pussy can do to a man
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>>35572740
>cake faced

i thought you were being facetious, eesh
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>>35572740
>Five piercings in the face alone
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>>35572740
that's them? they compliment eachother.
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>>35572740
If this is legit, your friend was already shit to begin with.
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>>35572740
looks like a dyel
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>>35572740
Lmao that's what he gets for leaving the gym
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>>35572836
can't remember his 1RMs exactly but it was something around
DL: 160kg
S: 160kg
B: 140kg

He'd made 1000lbs club, I'm sure of that.
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Have a proper sit down with him and ask him if he's happy, really happy, comparing his life before and after they started dating, what he actually thinks. And if he lies about being happy with her, tell him to quit being a sad cunt, and go back to the gym to be a sick cunt again, tell him it's cuz you think she's toxic, whatever the truth is
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>>35572884
So he was pretty much intermediate... and still looks dyel
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>>35573134

>160 kg DL
>160 kg Squat
>140 Bench
>Intermediate

Fuck you srs.
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>>35572740
>those ear things

My compassion for this story just dropped to 0
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>>35573704
>the squat and dl are beginner imo
>bench is intermediate

But for dyeltwinks prob not
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>>35572598
Post his number, we send link to this thread. He reads/ comes to realization. Thanks you
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>>35573963
This
Do it OP
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>>35573704
If it tickles your pickle, I meant the higher end of the intermediate range, but shit if hes a manlet then good job
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