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>2nd week of uni, living with 3 other guys in the student halls.

>Great friends with 2 of them, they also lift and their confidence is brushing off on me when we hang out with girls.

>4th guy is an obese, sweaty neckbeard but he is usually ok.

>My food has run out so I go to the supermarket. They have a deal on sunflower seeds (I eat 50g of them a day for protein and fibre).

>Buy a 10x 200g pack of sun flower seeds. Will last me for ages and only cost me £5.

>I put my shopping away and head to the gym with one of the 2 non neckbeard roomates.

>We get back around 3 hours later and on the shared kitchen table are 8 empty sunflower seed packs.

>I knock on the neckbeards door and ask him about it.

>I open the door and a stench of semen and sweat hits my nostrils. There are anime posters all over the walls and dirty underwear on the floor.

>I power through the stench and ask the neckbeard if he knows what happened to my sunflower seeds.

>He admits he ate all 10 packs, 8 in the kitchen and 2 others in his room.

>"Hey yeah sorry man, I just love healthy food like that, I will pay you back the money dont worry bro"

>I dont even bother telling him that he just consumed 2kg of sunflower seeds.

> 2kg of sunflower seeds, at 600 calories per 100g, comes to 12k calories.

>The fucking obese truck ate 12000 calories in 3 hours.

I have to live with this neckbeard until the next year. I dont want to lodge a complaint since he usually stays out of our way but not only is he a gains goblin for eating my food but he is gonna probably die of a fat induced heart attack while im living with him.