>sunday night edition
>girls providing feels edition
>calamari and fries edition
>girls providing feels edition
May have patched it up with my milf, which is good. Had a bit of a chat on the phone, she said she wants to clear her head for a while and she'll get in touch when she's ready. Fucking women honestly she can clear her head whilst riding my dick, women are good at multitasking
tried to make plans with a girl today
she kept stalling, so I just said coolcool, leave it and stopped replying
now she mad
>Tell her i lover her.
you'll steal her from me
them dubs doe
he looks..let's say.. different? Not what i had in mind
Either way, it's stupid to do.
But with pmma it probably stays longer. >>35564112
I saw some old pics were he looked pretty good already. Muscle dysformia killed it
Does anyone else keep a fish tank? These things are fucking addicting. I'm running out of space
Be wary. He will want another tank soon. I started with a 2 gallon for shrimp. Now I have a 2, 5, 20 long, 29, and a 45. GF loves them though so I'm not catching shit for it
Yeah, moving them with substrate, decor, plants, a tiny bit of water sucks. Water is like 9 pounds per gallon IIRC
just did a quick calculation, theyre about 120 kg without water in them, glass is hella slippery too so grip started failing
i just moved them when they were empty lol, still heavy af
prolly over priced
>theyre about 120 kg without water in them
pls stop making me feel feels
Yolo fell in love with a man edition
That's their way of getting you to leave them alone without having to flat out tell you "no" cause they're bad at that.
Fickle women don't work out long term. Speaking from experience. Find a down ass girl and stick with her.
Told girl i wofked out so she could feel my pumped muscles. Touched my chest i see what you mean anon.
Fucked her right there as she grabbed my shoulders and screamed my name
I want to especially thank jj and cheer
>Find a down ass girl and stick with her.
That's called becoming gay
If it's just sex, I wouldn't stress over it, but I wouldn't try to lock a chick like that down for the long haul.
Oh no it's just a hot milf to play with until I go to uni. I'm not looking for a relationship with her. She lets me fuck her raw as she doesn't ever want kids and so worst case scenario she'd get an abortion
Ok guys quick question I'm considering taking a pro-hormone. What are my best options and what should I expect as far as results if I take it and continue my normal workout regiment. Also is there anything I have to take after the pro-hormone?
i would hit it 8/10 qt
bostin loyd and rich piana are still alive.
you will be fine
i did a george leeman tier bulk from 16 to 18
cutting now, dropping about 40 pounds
when i get lean, i want to get me a bike and get big for real. what would you recommend for first gear? i'll be 19
ill be 19
I would recommend waiting until you are 21 or older to use. Read up on age and steroid use. But it is your body and your life so you do you.
Test and dbol is a great beginner cycle
Thoughts on 6 week cycles?
For price and timing reasons, I think 6 weeks 500mg test e and 4 weeks 30mg dbol with HCgen nlva and clomid afterwards would be right for me.
Why all the hate for 6 week cycles? IS there something I wouldn't get out of it?
why the fuck would you do enth for 6 weeks?
but a cute one
getting a checkup soon, currently on cycle. running test-e @500 and tren-e @400 per week.
what type of bloodwork should I ask for?
Why do young girls seem to take pride in putting there occupation down as "full time mummy" on dating sites? All it shows is that they've fucked your life up before it started to an extent.
Occupation....full time mummy. Fuck me, aren't you special love. It would be a bit bad if they put part time.
Why are you a juiced 18 year old asian girl and a jacked white roider simultaneously?
Or are you just one lesbian 18 year old asian girl who hooks up with moms on tinder?
i still cant fucking believe that there are bitches letting me fuck them in the ass despite being bald as fuck
i guess it was true after all that there are bitches that just dont give too much fucks
yes that brazilian honey let me hit it in her ass the other night
she says i am handsome
pic related, it's her
>only redeeming quality is dem titties
I've posted lots of my hookups tho*
I wana get a gf this year man.
being alone at night sux
right now there are 3 girls I'm looking at.
dunno if I even have a chance tho
That's the best plan honestly. By then you have weeded out all of the girls that got married early, got divorced, or popped a kid or two out. Your options are single girls right out of grad school and ones starting their career. My fiance was super focused in school, has only been with 2 guys, and makes more money than I do. It's pretty awesome
>You lowered the dose by any chance?
pin day is tomorrow, so blood levels are at their lowest atm
Can anyone redpill me on the pec fly machine/pec deck?
It's literally the only way I can feel contraction on my chest (as opposed to benching/dumbbell bench, dips I can feel but it's more compound).
Articles say it's bad for your shoulders, but then again mens magazine and bodybuilding forums is made by dyel natty shitheads who will make up anything to keep their audience of equally forever DYEL teenagers/young adults.
tfw they fired sap mm pp cpim specialist lady at my company
tfw i asked union man what she was earning
tfw she was earning 3000K net a month with a company car
tfw she will probably land herself an even better deal next
tfw the man who fired her is bald
tfw he was probably mad at her hair and should give the job to me
Cable flys and pec deck are the only movements that made my chest grow extensively.
Incline db bench I feel good contraction if I go neutral/halfway neutral grip.
Flat bench is a strength measurement tool, not an exercise for major growth. Could be my gorilla arm leverages though.
yes, i consider this brasil sloot a fuck bodi
but even she takes too much time, she spent a whole night at my place
which robbed me of opportunity to view luimarco videos and chit
this guy is completely bald but had a hair tattoo
This fella is bald and fucked more sluts than anyone here
I dunno dude.
these are weird feels
I dont have much :c
IMO that's running and hiding from his genetics
Steroids don't change your insertions but they do enhance good ones.
I view steroids as more of a short cut/cheat to mass/strength. Also wanting to be as strong and big as you possibly can doesn't sound beta in my eyes
Can someone give me the very best dumbell routine idk about volume or whatever. only free weights up to 50lbs. Tghis is for your fradulent friend caesar
I think that head tattoo is similar to people who wear those shoes with large heels to look taller.
In both cases from looking at them you can see they are ashamed of what they are and are trying to hide it. That in my eyes is beta as fuck
So painful having to slow down because of the accutane
Tfw I can feel in my soul that I could do higher weights higher volume
But all those joint noises slowing me down
I just wanna get on the heavy bulk again and push up to 90
>became bald and aesthetic
>went into porn
>made good money
>living the boss life now
B O S S
>Can't tell if post is serious. I lold way too hard.
i was deadly serious
porn life is life of drugs, aids, and suicide
i thought this was common knowledge
it's not hard to imagine that most of them are miserable
it's like bodybuilding, most of those fools destroying themselves with drugs which they finance with g4p
eventually their kidneys give out, get aids or overdose (most of them are also drug addicts)
Rate my first blast broskis
w1-6 35mg dbol ED
w1-18 400mg deca
w1-20 500mg test e
Aromasin starting at 5mg ED - adjusting if needed.
All products are pharma grade save for the deca which comes from a top tier ugl ( baltic pharma)
Steve cook is doing pretty good. He had an ugly break up but he's in a better place now.
CVM is loving life.
I know for a fact Sadik is happy. The only time he's awful to be around is during prep.
You're generalizing industries. That's like saying all veterans are victims when in fact they are many people who come out of our armed forces to live very happy successful lives.
Doing babby's first cycle test e 500 12 weeks and have a few questions since there doesn't seem to be a clear answer online.
Do I need HCG for this cycle? If I don't use HCG, but do proper PCT, will my test and balls return to normal or will they always be "off"
Do I continue AI during PCT, or stop after I'm done pinning?
Dbol kickstart? I see a lot of differing opinions on this. Some say low does, others say high. I have also heard that Tbol is a better kickstart than Dbol? Please specify dose and length if you think kickstarts are a good idea.
How much AI should I have on hand to be safe? Was thinking of doing 12.5 Aromasin every other day - but how much extra should I buy just in case?
Please help, already have my test on hand but have held off on PCT and AI thus far so I can do my research on sources. I want to make sure I'm buying everything I need the first time around.
I've got proviron on hand, I'm contemplating running that the whole cycle @ 50mg ED or only if get the dreaded deca sexual sides
Alright man! Anxious to find out what gains I'm in for.
Btw, what are you guys opinion on Dbol? As potent as they say? Does it do more for strength or mass?
Oh shit he broke up with shays sister?
Rage and/or irritability stories?
>Be me, at work
>Shitty retail job
>Fat as shit customer walks in, spills her Big Gulp all over the floor
>Third time she's done this
>"I feel so bad! At least let me do something to help clean it up..."
>Kind of pissed, I've cleaned it up every time she's done it
>"You can help by not spilling things."
>She shrieks at me, complains to manager
>Manager tells me to watch tone when talking to customers in front of her. When she leaves, he high fives me
Probably wouldn't have said anything to her if I wasn't on gear. I'm a bit of a cuck off-cycle.
You're saying a normal person wouldn't be annoyed at that?
You're saying this is rage induced by steroids?
>Doing babby's first cycle test e 500 12 weeks and have a few questions since there doesn't seem to be a clear answer online.
>Do I need HCG for this cycle?
>If I don't use HCG, but do proper PCT, will my test and balls return to normal or will they always be "off"
they will go back to normal
>Do I continue AI during PCT, or stop after I'm done pinning?
Continue AI after the last pin, but not during PCT, meaning, you go off, take AI for one more week, wait another week not doing anything, then you start PCT.
>Dbol kickstart? I see a lot of differing opinions on this. Some say low does, others say high. I have also heard that Tbol is a better kickstart than Dbol? Please specify dose and length if you think kickstarts are a good idea.
test e for 12 weeks wont give you much, sure dbol as a kickstarter is fine, 40mg ED for 4 weeks
>How much AI should I have on hand to be safe? Was thinking of doing 12.5 Aromasin every other day - but how much extra should I buy just in case?
I dont know shit about aromasin
>Please help, already have my test on hand but have held off on PCT and AI thus far so I can do my research on sources. I want to make sure I'm buying everything I need the first time around.
the reason you would do such a low cycle is just to get used to the process of pinning and taking AI and doing a PCT, this will also reveal if you're prone to gyno or not, so I wouldn't start taking AI from day 1
>counter examples provided
>still insists EVERYONE has a shit life
There will always be people with shit lives this doesn't represent everyone in the industry.
If you expect something for nothing ofc you'll be a broke loser bodybuilder. You can't even pretend poor financial decisions make them more successful in bodybuilding. They should get a real job. Steve cook managed a restaurant for while. Ronnie was a cop. Sadik worked for his father's company.
Yeah she was seriously fucked. She cheated on Steve then dragged his name through the mud trying to blame it on him.
If I am doing a very basic cycle of test e 250ml E3D how much aromasin should I be taking? I read 12.5mg every 3 days and adjust depending on symptoms but I would like your opinions
>be glorious huttess
>enter merchant to spend my lovers smuggling fortunes on goods
>human behind the counter starts yelling at me
Get out! We don't serve your kind here!
>I give him a look of disgust
>how DARE a mongoloid human talk to a glorious huttess like that!
>warble and groan about how in a paying customer
>human keeps yelling
>he walks up and uses his oversized muscles to throw me from store
>must be on spice
>everybody knows humans are on spice
Aren't their family super religious too?
I don't follow body builders and don't really look at any of them as examples
But Steve seems really likeable and has the kind of body I think working for would be well worth it
Fuck that bitch
Ah I get what you mean
Same thing for me
But I have genuine anger control issues
Can get raging over something small and break shit for dumbass reasons
But on steroids I'm relaxed as hell
Haven't had a single time I've lost control
Every time I feel it building I am able to calm myself down
Thnx bby. Is this cycle to short or something? I thought this was the recommended first cycle, but I'm hoping to get more from it then just seeing if I'm prone to gyno - anything I can add to get more gains but still keep it as a beginner cycle?
Also, I forgot to ask, but should I be getting bloods done pre cycle, then after? Or would that be overkill for a first cycle?
Whenever I feel like punching something during a blast, I'm able to remind myself it's the drugs and control my impulse. The same was not true while I was natty. If you set me off then, I exploded.
Fat asses are the best kind of asses
Finally got my gf doing weighted squats
Shit is good
She already has a nice ass but it's mainly fat distribution
Gotta get her to drop a few Kilos down to 60 and work them glutes
I often find myself thinking
>this little cuck is weak, I'll probably break him and end up with assault charges
>just laugh at them and walk away
Has worked every time
>Aren't their family super religious too?
Yeah. You know these religious types though. They're horrible people.
Steve was insanely invested in their relationship. Bought a huge house and everything.
He's back in California now working on new projects. I have a feeling he's going to keep his focus on fitness modeling and business now rather than competing.
Thought he was in Arizona with Courtney King?
I've had that same thought a couple of times too. It's amazing what a little bit of testosterone can do to change someone's mindset completely.
>You know these religious types though. They're horrible people.
That's a good point
Justify anything you do by saying God will forgive you
I knew a guy who was a pretty good body builder
His fiancé was smoking hot and owned the largest local gym
He got sent to Malaysia for 3 months and she cheated on him within the month
Thing I find funny is I've never had big juicy guys about my height try to start shit
They're always chill and wanna have a chat about lifting
It's the tall guys who are twigs that try to fight
Like they have to prove that even though they're weak as fuck they're better than me because tall
>tfw friends say "mind the gap" every time I undress because of chest gap
Idk I haven't seen what's he's been up to these past couple months.
I just know he was doing stuff in Venice and picked up a sponsorship.
Do as I say not as I do.
Shitty people always need a way to feel superior. Religion is an easy way to talk down to people.
It's always the wanna be alphas who want to start shit. They're so insecure they're overly aggressive. Hench studs have everything going great for them in life. They're generally chill folk.
Yeah tends to be like that
At one point I went to a school that was run by a church and they were terrible people.
Bullied and harassed other people constantly, talked shit about people who had converted, saw them as lesser people because they had, had sex.
>It's always the wanna be alphas who want to start shit
the kind of guys who need a group of their mates to fight one dude
I never get involved in fights
Even when mates are getting in to it with people I tell them "I'm not fighting anyone, you guys wanna be idiots and get thrown in the drunk tank tonight go for it."
Once they've done I grab them and drag them off before the cops come and arrest them.
Only had to swing at someone a couple times and every time it's hilarious because I don't drink, so some poor idiot up to his eyeballs in vodka gets spread out by a midget.
Oh the shame
>brb becoming bald ans aesthetic
>already got a workout in mind for it
>mfw it might take me 3 years
Of course also make sure to eat three meals a day.
Just a banana in the morning is fine.
But the most important thing is to neveer use the A/C or heat in the summer or winter so that you can strengthen the mind. (and save money)
In the beginning you'll wish you were dead.
You might thinking whats the harm of taking a day off?
But for me in order to be a strong porn star even if ill spit blood ill never stop!
I'll keep doing squats even when my legs are so heavy they refuse to move.
Even when my arms start making wierd clicking noises ill keep doing Push-ups.
Hope that helps!
Hey I have a couple of basic questions and would appreciate some help.
1. I found this beginner stack off gear-oz.com, http://gear-oz.com/product/beginner-stack-for-first-time/ could someone give me an opinion on this and tell me if it's worth it or not?
2. By taking a cycle like the one I posted above, Test E ( possibly dbol ) and using clomid for pct is it possible for my natural testosterone to shut down vomplryrlu? even if I do everything correctly?
gona hit up a bipolar girl this week :)
going to post office tomorrow again.
or just phone them.
spoke to another SA bro who also imports stuff, he thinks its at customs
Eh, as long as its a reliable & quality source I don't mind paying more. If you just shop around on price alone you're more likely to get underdosed gear or get scammed. Even if you're paying 10x the going rate, its still more cost effective dollar for dollar than buying supplements from GNC & stuff.
Good source, been around a while
Always quality stuff
And the one time there was a mix up I got sent new gear free of charge
> girls with nicest asses I've ever seen in person mirrin', turn around on cardio machine and smile
> erection in gym shorts lol
> later, little sis introduces me to her friends; the same girls (18 and 17)
> they suddenly want sis to 'train' them the next morning, I stick around and attend
> they're happy to see me, I can't even look at these girls while they're squatting, it's too much
> show off my new gymnastics trick, like a 250 degree leg raise, the look on their faces -- clearly it was breathtaking; "omg, how can you do that?"
> today, mistaken for J J Watts
> wear magnum xl condoms but don't believe the average dick is so tiny
> buy regular magnum to see if it's Jewish tricks
> shit is so tight it's cutting off blood flow at the base
This is not helping my ego problem.
While on that; face cream and plastic/condom worn on the penis during the day/night seems to be very healthy for the head. Like an artificial foreskin for cut folk. Could throw some androgel or andaractim in there, increase absorption by 500%, and see if it grows the dick (FTMs do this).
This whole post had me in fits
Jelly of the fit girls mirin
For $570 that is not worth it. Way too much $.
That website shows fifty 50mg dbol capsules for $410. What the fuck.
A vial of test should cost 30-40 dollars
Arimidex - around $1 dollar per gram
And enough clomid or nolva for a proper 4 week pct would be 30-40 dollars
500 test e per week is a good beginner cycle though.
Go look on reddit sst for good sources.
Okay fair enough so that website is charging way too much.
But what about my other question?
Doing a cycle like that, what would the chances be of shutting down my natural testosterone production and should I get some bloodwork done before I start roiding?
>Doing a cycle like that, what would the chances be of shutting down my natural testosterone production and should I get some bloodwork done before I start roiding?
If you want to play it safe, then yes, get bloodwork before and mid cycle to compare, but it's not mandatory. At 500 test per week I wouldn't worry about bloods too much, but if you decide to mix in orals like dbol then it would be wise to do so.
If you inject test you will be shutting down natural test production, no way around it. Your test production will be shut down for ~10 days after cycle too, since exogenous test is still flowing around in your system, and that's where pct comes in to get it started again.
Shutting it down permanently after cycle? Unlikely to happen.
When I dropped her off at her car outside the gum in the morning my gym bro saw her and through the whole workout he was going on about how hot she was lol
Too bad her titties are weird
Don't you fuck with me jerry I'm gonna win the powerball
Taking a moment here to shill for the evil Phenibut tycoons... that shit is legit. Removes social anxiety and good feels, good for sleep and anti-stress, seems like bitches are no longer smelling elevated cortisol levels. Withdrawal doesn't seem to be an issue but probably shouldn't take it everyday. Got mine from powdercity but I'm still wary of them, their amino acids taste like rotten ass.
Eh, maybe the smaller/normal condoms are the same size as 'magnum'? Maybe they just sell smaller unusable sizes to trick males into buying ego-boosting condoms?
At the same time, the glimpse of the.. dozen flaccid dicks I've seen in person; tiny. Porn dicks are likely far above average and appear a lot bigger with camera tricks and tiny girls. Although, mine sure as hell isn't nearly as big as the dildos I've seen bitches take.
>Thanks, do you think test-e and dbol for my first cycle would be a good idea? or just test-e by itself?
I'd rather just run test e. Dbol is good for strength gains and weight gain, but not much besides that. Overrated imo. You'd most likely have to run a higher dose of AI with dbol since it aromatizes too.
Condom sizes are a joke
Normal condoms will fit almost anyone
It's just a case of whether or not it's comfortable stretched out and the risk of it breaking if you're fucking hard
But frankly you can get a condom and stretch that fucker out big and smash it around without it breaking
Extra large sizes are just a trick to make idiots pay more
>the glimpse of the.. dozen flaccid dicks
tfw I've seen hundreds of dicks thanks to army life
Always small when flaccid, that's how the body works lel
> titties are weird
I'm so sorry :(
I can't have em, m8. Very unlikely.
>Withdrawal doesn't seem to be an issue
This is false. Tolerance builds up very quickly and withdrawals are really bad; like benzo-bad.
Do not take this in a regular pattern for prolonged periods. Do not take this on a daily basis.
The net's full of horror withdrawal stories with this shit. Believe them.
When it comes down to test-e, let's say I'm taking 250mg of test-e twice a week and I do this for 10 weeks, then do the pct etc..
If I was training and eating right like I usually do and doing a 5 day split routine, how much muscle, visually would I be putting on compared to if I was doing it naturally.
Would one day be like one week?
You don't even want enough money to start a semi successful business?
If I have 3 meters and every day I add some more length, at the end of one month how many more than 3 meters do I have?
>If I was training and eating right like I usually do and doing a 5 day split routine, how much muscle, visually would I be putting on compared to if I was doing it naturally.
There's a study somewhere that had 4 groups.
2 groups were on 500 test per week for 10 weeks.
Other 2 were on nothing.
The 2 groups on test gained 9 and 14 pounds of lbm (9 pound group didn't even lift)
The other 2 groups (not on test) gained 0 and 4 pounds.
before Jerry killed himself, did he ever post for you guys his Birthday song to Yui?
How's this for a first oral only cycle?
>forced into natty now
>gains are slow
>talking to Swedish model
>month or so goes by
>bitch is psychotic but oh my God is she gorgeous
>pinnacle of crazy. Can't handle anymore
>no girl, no gains, hair falling out, chest constantly hurts
>order pizza and cry in darkness
This is my life
I found that Tren worked best at 75mg a day, higher had no visible change. I kept my test around 200mg, higher might have been better. I found that cycling Tren at 4 weeks on, 1 week off and raising test and exemestane during that week also helped shed water weight and kick gains back up.
how long after starting to pin tren-E should I start feeling strength gains? or the tren in general?
i'm guessing 3-4 weeks like test-E, but I'm not sure
> lonely, broke, and crazy
> figure I'll post my butt on Tinder and see if I get any hits
> boot up workstation, a relic from 2011 when I was a hacker making 6 figs
> go start laundry
> BEEEP. BEEEP. BEEEP
> fucking fire alarm going off, run up stairs naked
> it's coming from downstairs
> from the fucking computer
> shut it off, start it, same shit
> look inside, cob webs everywhere, alarm LEDs flashing, code 67
> apparently, RAM module #4 is shot (out of 64 GB)
Sigh, too drunk for this shit. Is it garbage or can I reduce the clock?
How does one use Tinder properly? Make fake FB, post butt pics, what else?
>Normal condoms will fit almost anyone
Normal condoms are extremely painful at the shaft if you're a size over. It being "able" to fit doesn't mean it's comfortable.
>Eh, maybe the smaller/normal condoms are the same size as 'magnum'?
No, they're not. I'm the same as you, my dick isn't terribly long but due to it's thickness I have to wear XLs.
Man I remember the days when you were talking about how your life is literal perfection.
Sad how things can change so quick.
Dayum son 64 GB of RAM.
You sleep with a condom on?
Lol, seriously? Shit.
What about the text and shit, it gets something from FB right?
>What about the text and shit
Your first name
It's 5 years old. I'm sure the kids have 256 GB RAM nowadays, amirite? Really have no idea, been out of it so long.
Plastic baggy sometimes when I'm in an odd mood.
K, thanks brah.
I pay $100 for 50 grams, can't use any though.
If you're US and its ugl then yeah. Most I'd pay for test is like 30
Local is always going to cost more. No idea why you'd go local instead of finding someone online.