The sad shit here sickens me
Get some stories here that genuinely make you happy and motivate you to live
>out last night
>wearing sweatpants because fuck dressing up, just wanted to go to the local bar and grab a few drinks alone
>get there and it's crowded as fuck
>meet a few cuties at the bar that insist we trade contacts as well as at least a half dozen of my friends
>standing up outside with the smokers talking and drinking
>friend behind me says "damn anon you've got a nice ass"
>ooh shit wut.jpg
>turn around to try and hide my ass
>"and I can see your dick through your pants "
>mfw my self confidence flies through the god damn roof
Started out the day all moppy and shit because the fuck buddy fell off. Ended it feeling fantastic and even forgetting that she's probably gone.
This dog doesn't let his limitations stop him.
He's a champ. Why aren't you?
For when you feel like giving op Anon.
Live your life as you want, remember life goes fast. One day you are young, the next you are old.
Enjoy your youth.
>Broken motherfuckers pushing their own brokenness on others
I hate it when people do this.
Like, I've lost all hope too but just because there's no hope for you or me doesn't mean it can't work for others. Just be happy not everyone is as pathetic as we are.
>511 220lbs down from a lot more
>qt at work who I assumed was light years out of my league being pretty friendly with me at work
>mention the fitness center at the local college
>oh anon are you going there? I was thinking of going. I'll go if you go.
>don't capitalize because I'm a massive pussy and up til this point just assumed she was talking to me because she was bored at work
>fuck it's snowing
>talking about my car needing new tires, small talk cause I'm fucking boring
>she suddenly gets this odd smile on her face
>do you want my number in case you crash, anon?
>what the fuck, yes
>get her snapchat too
>haven't added or texted her yet cause I'm a fucking pussy with zero experience talking to women
Brehs. What the fuck is going on. I've had two other girls give me their numbers, too.
Don't they realize I'm still a cocooning autist?
>date girl for nearly half a year
>she dumps me for her ex
>i started lifting during that period
and i'm still going to continue lifting cause it makes me happy. fuck that girl, she doesn't want me? she's missing out on a great guy.
I have the best job in the world. Nothing makes me happier, and it has allowed me to experience and see things almost no one gets to see or do. I stood on top of a pyramid when I was 24 and it was awesome. The world is an amazing place.
buck up champ, you're doing well
just hang out with her and don't think about it too hard
if you both agree to go to the gym together that's a good start
once you get there tell her you're gonna go do your thing but she can come ask for help at any time
once you're done with your shit go get and ask if she wants to get some food or coffee
I have nothing but bad feels. The slight prospect of working out and starting a new semester tomorrow are the only things keeping me going at this point.
I'm deeply considering volunteering for a back to back deployment in life since it's the only thing that allows me to focus entirely on something, aside from the person I love who has no desire to reciprocate the feeling back.
>thank God for giving you attractive face.
What the fuck do I even say to them tho.
I'm having the same problem with another girl (who also offered her snapchat to me), where I kind of have no idea what I'm supposed to be texting them.
When I say zero experience I mean zero. experience.
If spent the last year cocooning and before that I was a fat dork my whole life.
>graduation weekend a month ago
>roommates parents there
>drinking with his alcoholic dad and sister while he sits on couch on his phone
>sister flirts with me, dad keeps telling me I've got a bright future
>mfw my dad didn't even congratulate me even though I finished in 3.5 years and got accepted to PA school already
>still tfw no gf though
Reddit scum would surely start a discussion. I'm just calling an anon a retard on a Peruvian goat porn board.
Here. Have a piggie.
Easy; since these girls acted first, you're the prize. Make sure you stay as the prize then; don't bend-over-backwards and put pussy on the pedestal. But don't be an obnoxious dick about it. Be a subtle dick. But then again, this is a weeaboo website, so your mileage will definitely vary.
No matter the reason, don't do it
I got back together with my ex of 4 years, the first few weeks were great but after that everything faded and eventhough she looked better than ever its just not her that i wanted, gave up a great girl for her
>what should I say to her?
Whatever you would say to her in person?
Seriously though, how the fuck is anyone else supposed to know what you would say to some girl we don't know? There isn't a cheat code for this. You talk, listen, and respond
O-ok anon ima do it.
What do I do if their answer is lame? Ran into that problem with the other (not qt, lower tier) girl I was snapping. Asked her what she was doing, she told me she just got off work, didn't really know what to say to that, just kinda didn't respond.
Th-thanks for the help anon. These girls I'm talking to were around me at work a year ago when I was almost 350, so I'm banking my hopes on them expecting and letting slide at least some of my spaghetti.
told off bitch of an ex gf to the point where she blocked me on social media. I let her get the best of me to the point where she had me apologizing for shit like I was the bad guy. Felt good to get it off my chest and zero fucks given about burning that bridge.
used to be a fat fuck, got in great shape: waist last year was 36, now it's 30. added a lot of muscle and I have a good V shape now. I actually like what I see in the mirror.
im really shy, so im hoping my body can make up for that with regard to women. I dont lift for girls, but a gf would be nice. or a fwb, I really dont care at this point. marriage is not a goal of mine.
Thank you breh, feel gud.
I wanted an example to a response to her saying something that's a dead end. Figured you would use the example I already mentioned but maybe should've specified.
So I'll try again.
Based helpful anon, how would you reply if you ask some bitch what she's doing and she tells you she just got off work?
Admit it, most of us are lifting for the sole purpose of being tough enough to lift our feelings. Foolish we are, in vain we try, because such burden is impossible to move
I just makes it a little bit easier. constantly challenging yourself to do things that you know you "cant" do and struggling through them gives me the confidence to face other problems I have
finally realized what the doctor was trying to tell me all those years ago. Bitches truly ain't shit. Feels good being free
How about some autism feels? they're happy if you dont know that feel I guess
>tfw qt acts all nice around you and calls you names
>you're a faggot who wouldn't bother doing anything because you never have in these 20 years of living
How do you even start bothering? I honestly never feel the urge to start something that will achieve in a stronger connection with a person, I dont mind if it comes by itself(like I don't have problems talking etc).
>you could ask her what shes doing next,
>ask her how work was,
>ask her to hang out with you,
>Tell her what you are doing.
But yeah i hate getting that text is hard to turn it into something that gets you laid.
when you are used to being alone, you stop giving a shit eventually about getting a gf or friends.
it might be nice, but who cares. they are just going to let you down anyways. the only person you can rely on in this life, is yourself.
>the only person you can rely on in this life, is yourself.
>tfw that's what you live by
>tfw I am an undisciplined piece of shit
>tfw it's all on me
trying to better myself is a long process
>tfw no miring buddy to jerk off with and mire each others gains
but you can do it
no girl is going to ruin your progress, or cheat on you, no friends are going to leave you, it's all up to you and you alone.
that's why the gym is great, it's all up to you if you want to get better.
I fell really hard for a girl and after a couple months of hitting a brick wall with trying to get out the friend zone I eventually just gave up and spilled all my spaghetti telling her I like her to much and don't want to be friends. Since breaking things off I've enlisted in the marines, cut all my hair off, and am getting better at PT. I have a stable home life now that things aren't tense between me and my father, he was initially disappointed in me joining the marines but now he's come to terms with it and things are going pretty well.
After a month of not talking to her I talked to the girl again and kinda patched things up. The feelings I had for her aren't as strong as they used to be. I feel now I can focus on my PT and my grades and just enjoy the rest of the year, I guess.
I'm the guy who kept spamming that long ass beta story for a couple days last week.
>be me, age 17 240 lbs 5'11 ~40-45% BF
>date leaves me at prom for another guy because he has a better body
>fuck it I can't feel sad when I'm lifting heavy
>start lifting religiously and dieting heavily
>zyzz helping me every rep
>2 years later, at world deadlift and bench press championships age 19 179 lbs ~8% BF
>win on last lift, friends and GF cheering for me
>tfw when I have a qt fit gf, a nice body and a world powerlifting championship, after being nothing 2 years prior
We're all gonna make it brahs
>tfw I'm miring myself every time I lift
>keep getting mires and compliments from family members
>even getting some mires from randoms now
I'm so happy I decided to start lifting. I have great genetics for it too
Congrats man, I'm genuinely happy for you.
HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR GIRLS
A girl that I have been seeing for the last year told me that the first time she noticed me (translation: she realized she needed the cock) was when I held the door open for her, I looked into her eyes and smiled
her description: it felt like she was been zapped with electricity (full body)
obviously this only works if they think you're cute but girls love that shit
flip side of the story: i'm kinda a crazy fascist type and she's a hippie so we're not very compatible and the relationship isn't working out so now she wants to be my literal whore and be paid to be my slave
when we first met she described herself as a feminist
>Ordered a grip trainer
>Confident about my first uni exam
>Joining a new gym after my exams are over
Feeling pretty good. I'm looking forward to losing weight and I'm hoping to lose at least 70 pounds this year since my dieting is pretty good it's just that I have 0 support from my family so I'll have to prepare meals in advance and by myself since I can't move out yet.
Setting Halloween as my goalpost since all the thirsty cougars come out to the clubs and a milf is on my bucket list. A girl from each ethnicity too.
Losing weight will be like unwrapping a Kinder Egg since a lot of the muscle is still here from previous training periods so I don't know what I'll look like.
Today I got multiple compliments from my gym senpai and my dad told me he could see my gains. We're all gonna make it bros
I got multiple compliments from my gym senpai today, and my dad tells me every week he sees my gains. We're all gonna make it bros
still a virgin tho
It's been about 4 months since I tried to kill myself now but since then
>reconnected with old friends
>got a job after being unemployed for a fucking year (which I start tomorrow)
>going to have health insurance again thank christ
>starting to go back to the gym again
>forcing myself to read everyday
>teaching myself to cook nice things
I wouldn't say I'm happy but man things are definitely looking up for once. Hoping by the end of the year I'll have actually started to make something of myself.
Yesterday I hit my goal. I lost 150 pounds.
I'm going to college in five months, /fit/. And I'm not going as a morbidly obese monster. I just want you to know that you guys saved my life.
I....I actually asked for a girls number today
AND SHE FUCKING GAVE ME IT
I wasnt super nervous or stuttering or talking fast or any of that shit either holy shit guys i think she was more nervous then me she
>finally rid of the cold that followed my stomach flu
>finally went and saw star wars (alone, but I'm happy being alone right now)
>sat down and planned out all my meals for this week
>cleaned the apartment, ironed my work clothes, finishing up lunch prep atm
There's something to be said for the solitary, ascetic life. Just me and my cat, sitting on the couch drinking coffee and watching the snow fall outside.
Bros some girl invited me out from an old job and we hit it off super hard really fast. My ability to dress and socialize with cues i learned from here of all places made her friends like me too along with their guy friends. They all helped us have fun and we ended up going out to another bar ourselves and eventually my place. We banged multiple times throughout the night. I went back to focusing on my PPL routine the next day and everything played out just fine. God i can't believe i actually fucked a trap three days before that though. I didn't shower either so that girl got spit from the trap <_______<
I got to meet my girlfriends family over the break and they absolutely loved me.
They all talked shit about her ex and how I was better than him.
It made me feel so great and then she fell asleep in my arms while we cuddled with a fire crackling and just talking.
I've never been happier
Distance yourself, try not to think about her (you will) but keep a good attitude and don't let yourself slip into a negative headspace.
Gym and gains, this is all you need to think about. It's working for me.
>meet qt3.141 at party, get her number on Saturday
>chatting, she lives 10 mins away
>decide to go for a day at the beach
>pick her up this morning, drive to beach
>she's laughing, pretty entertained
>get to beach, find place to sit
>reveal swimwear, pic related
>she loves it, suggests we go for a swim
>in the water she can't keep her hands off me, grabbing muh dick
>can't get out of the water because there's children around and I have a raging erection
>dropped her home about an hour ago, made out in the car
Her parents were home so so I couldn't capitalise. Feels good man
I crave it too sometimes, especially because I spend a lot of time interacting with people at work but it's mostly shallow conversation.
That's why I only have a few good friends that I rarely talk to, but that are always game for genuine discussion. It does kind of suck that if I want to do something like go see a movie, most of my less close friends will say "oh, but you live too far away" or "oh, I'm too busy, I need to know a couple of weeks in advance" but I love my job and my life is otherwise fulfilling.
Besides, there's one person in your life you have to spend all of it with - yourself. So unless you learn to love yourself and be happy with yourself when you're alone, you'll always be looking to others to validate you and complete you.
I accidently got a girlfriend the other day.
>Fucking around on Tinder
>Sisters friend on there, swipe right
>Tell her I sucked her brothers cock
>Archaeology line, avacado line etc
>She banters along with this
>Asks for a sweet pickup line
>I say I'm not an organ doner but I'd give my heart to you
>She says 'you've done it, you're in.'
>Adds me on facebook
>Drunkily talk shit in a group chat with her best friend and 2 of my mates
>She puts us in a relationship
>we fuck with everyone
>End up talking for hours the next day
>Find out we get along really well, and that we compliment eachothers personalitys nicely
>Actually in a relationship now with some Cutie German Chick
>woah weird, why did you lie about it to her?
I knew her brother so I was just fucking around. Wasn't on Tinder looking for anyone, just wanted to talk shit to strangers. And say shitty pickup lines.
> is it an internet meme I'm missing?
I don't have many friends and I feel like i don't meet that many people I can be truly laid back with. I've been hanging out with one guy during winter term and it's just been really chill shooting the shit or just sharing whatever part of your life seems relevant at the moment. I almost forgot what having a friend feels like. Good feels.
nice. did you get strong too?
>go to school, study, eat, sleep, lift, repeat in some type of order
>just waiting for semester to end
>going to class when a 6/10 asks for my number
>hand her my phone to type and you can see she was nervous
>text her for a day or two but it felt weird
>mfw I could be Chad material someday
>get bullied all high school
>was so shy i couldn't even fathom talking to girls
>simply talking to a girl was a fantasy in my mind as something otherwordly
>eventually grow up a bit
>get fit cause get sick of the bullying
>try to help my buddies make it
>they say the wanna be like me and be strong and fit (i'm barely ottermode kek)
>have some good platonic friendships with girls and eventually a gf (not anymore though)
It feels good anons, it feels good putting effort in and getting these results back, it feels good people look up to you and that you have the power to help other people instead of putting them down.
Please, help a friend.
>doing SS for a few months
> tfw going back to the gym for the first time after Christmas
>tfw I hit 40kg OHP
>tfw I hit 60kg bench
>tfw I can just see my abs in the right lighting
>tfw friends mirin my noob gains and DYEL body
I know that I look like shit and am weak af but god, I'm in the best shape of my life. There's a long way to go yet but all this progress is one hell of a motivator.
Having a tough, shitty week with jack shit sleep and waking up on a Saturday morning, realizing you're ripped, have people who love you trying to hang out and a couple bitches who want nothing more than a flirty text back.
makes life worth living
i care about the people on here, and i just sort of love this board in general
really cool to just be a part of this place, oddly. changed my life when my best friend died, all i had was this place.
This gives me motivation when I want to quit. I think of this saying.
It was a good day. Better than sitting inside on /fit/ all day.
>atleast we try
Fucking this 100%, at least we arent sitting on our arse accepting shit the way it is, we go out and try to change shit.
In the end if nothing happens or comes of it, at least we tried to change shit and not get caught up being down about crap
>Hoping by the end of the year I'll have actually started to make something of myself.
Considering the things you have listed, your on you way to bettering yourself already
Good job brah and goodluck
Generally you've already found that person months/years before you enter into a binding legal contract with them. Meanwhile, feeling the need to enter into a binding legal contract to ensure the survival of your relationship says a lot about your love, trust and confidence.
Just saying. You wouldn't be congratulating me if I padlocked my balls to the bank's front door no matter what thread we were in.
>tfw I missed the last time my grandpa visited us because I was at home
>he died 2 days later to unexpected heart failure
>tfw too depressed to keep lifting
>I'm just going to eat my proteons and pretend my muscle mass won't waste away
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
i just combined whey with my chocolate milk
and it tasted delicous
also fuck the girl i thought fell in love with me
>We have a choice in life to move on
>It's your choice get stuck or move on
>Mistakes happen in life, keep going
>Correct your faults and prove 'em all wrong
>tfw been working out for three and a half months and can already bench more than my bodyweight
Feels great man. Can't wait to see how I end up a year from now.
I don't lift for her. I lift because I'm tired of the way I once looked and wish to become something I always told myself I would become.
But that image still made me think of her. And I'm sad I don't get to see her enough. Or even if I have a snowball's chance of hell with her.
My brother is over 400 pounds with really bad social anxiety. I've been begging him to work out and eat healthier for years. A few months ago he got his license at age 26. Then he started going to the gym with me. I find out he goes on walks everyday. It makes me tear up. My family has so many problems and no one ever seems to change. But he is doing stuff I never thought he would do.
You and me could truelly be friends.
I'm a tradionalist/aristocratic type of person, with my thinking mainly. And how to deal/have a family.
You can change her to be your slave for free, Just dominate the fuck out of her.
>Had the most intense workout of my life today
>Upped weights, held them for longer, pushed boundaries etc.
>Went home and gorged myself with a bed of rice and a pot meat sauce
>Showered and laid fresh sheets on the bed
>Lie down in relief
>Start laughing for no reason
Kept laughing for a good 10 minutes
I have a pretty neutral life, nothing going wrong but not a whole lot to get excited about, so it's not like I absolutely need good moments to keep going on but they're always nice
>be first week at planet fitness
>have seen this qt3.14 around the gym everyday
>lifting dumbbells wrong
>she comes over and instructs me on proper lifting procedure
>asks me why im at the gym
>tell her im just there to build muscle and push myself
>tells me to come in Wednesday night and she'll teach me how to lift properly
>gives me her snapchat
gf broke up with me on new years and been down ever since now i don't give a fuck about her im excited to see what this journey of lifting has for me.
We need more of these threads.
>sitting in a car with best friend
>best friend drives
>no clouds on the sky
>driving on the road on the edge of a mountain
>rocks on the right side, sea on the left
>windows open, the air cools us down
>Jane's Addiction on the stereo
>roll up a joint
>close my eyes
>everything is perfect
Okay this is fiction, but imagining this scenario still makes me happy...
>Hit the dojo first time after winter break yesterday
>Still did good
>Get some sick calisthenicz done when I get home
>Shower and sleep like a baby
Woke up to pain all over, still I feel the best.
It's alright bro, chin up and press on you will survive. Just know it may hurt now but it's only temporary.
>Today I told my girlfriend for the first time ever that I loved her.
>I'd never told any of my exs that I love them
>She started tearing up and gave my a deep kiss and said she loved me too
>I felt so happy i started tearing up
>My life is going up on the roller coaster right now and I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy it.
Maxed my bench to 395lbs and my squat to 550lbs
we're all gonna make it bros :)
happy for you anon, hope all goes well with you two
It's a great book for the first half. Read it myself after reading that post and being present in the thread. After around half the plot is underway it starts getting retarded, and very quickly.
>be a fatasfatass all my life
>it's been literally a fucking millenium since anyone had given me a compliment, now 22
>even then it was mostly my grandma, kek
>one of the most traumatizing memories I have when is I was 17
>at a family gathering, where my aunt and my mom were mirin' my brother's and cousins' faces and saying how handsome they are
>my grandma interrupts and says something like "anon is handsome too"
>dead fucking awkward silence in a gathering of 20 people
>die a little bit inside
>lose 70 pounds in 6 months coccoon mode
>mfw at work yesterday, a coworker was kinda mirin
>be completely oblivious to it
>tell her "what's your damn issue" because I've grown up to be an antisocial faggot
>she goes like "dude nothing, it's just that you've lost weight and you've gotten handsome, do you have a girlfriend by any chance?"
>mfw I sperged out and said yes even though I don't
I fucked up but at least it's something.
All may not be lost anon, wymin often find men in relationships more attractive. If a rumor spreads that you're taken that may spark a bit more interest. You can always tell later that you broke up.
>mother and father devorced
>living with my father, gather money to visit my mother
>huge ass free concert in middle of town
>decide to visit it
>spot qt with 2 of her friends
>like she is 9/10, nearly most beautiful woman i ever saw
>have confidence to approach her
>remember i am poor fag and don't have phone
>Finally feel like I'm over my ex
>Date with a qt this weekend
>Starting a French class this weekend
>Making gains since I pulled myself out of a rut and people are mirin