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The sad shit here sickens me
Get some stories here that genuinely make you happy and motivate you to live
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>>35561798
I used to have suicidal thoughts i just think about the people who care about me and look outside, life is too good to miss out on
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>out last night
>wearing sweatpants because fuck dressing up, just wanted to go to the local bar and grab a few drinks alone
>get there and it's crowded as fuck
>meet a few cuties at the bar that insist we trade contacts as well as at least a half dozen of my friends
>standing up outside with the smokers talking and drinking
>friend behind me says "damn anon you've got a nice ass"
>ooh shit wut.jpg
>turn around to try and hide my ass
>"and I can see your dick through your pants "
>mfw my self confidence flies through the god damn roof
Started out the day all moppy and shit because the fuck buddy fell off. Ended it feeling fantastic and even forgetting that she's probably gone.
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This dog doesn't let his limitations stop him.

He's a champ. Why aren't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJpJqABY-aM
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I married the love of my life exactly a month from today
:)
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>>35562868
You'll end up regretting that, mate
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>>35562469
pls anon you're making me tear up
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>>35562469
i had a dream that i has a pet snake last night and kept him in the shower/bathtub

anyone here have a pet snake?

how are they?
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>tfw the regulars see me as a regular
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Kissed my crush yesterday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOQfLFzJj8

For when you feel like giving op Anon.

Live your life as you want, remember life goes fast. One day you are young, the next you are old.
Enjoy your youth.
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>>35563655
me too bro
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>Don't want to die anymore

I'm smiling for the first time in a while over here
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>>35563681
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>>35563227
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>>35563105
Fuck you
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>>35563947
Fuck her when she steals half your stuff and takes your kids away from you.
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>>35563977
I wasn't the op but fuck you not everyone loses their shit, some people stay together. Who are you to say they won't be together forever? Fuck you.
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>>35564004
We all die alone, faggot.
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>>35563105
>Broken motherfuckers pushing their own brokenness on others
I hate it when people do this.

Like, I've lost all hope too but just because there's no hope for you or me doesn't mean it can't work for others. Just be happy not everyone is as pathetic as we are.
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>>35561798
My gym got rid of the small female only area.
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>>35564050
not if you die first
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>>35564122
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>511 220lbs down from a lot more

>qt at work who I assumed was light years out of my league being pretty friendly with me at work

>mention the fitness center at the local college
>oh anon are you going there? I was thinking of going. I'll go if you go.
>don't capitalize because I'm a massive pussy and up til this point just assumed she was talking to me because she was bored at work

>next day
>fuck it's snowing
>talking about my car needing new tires, small talk cause I'm fucking boring
>she suddenly gets this odd smile on her face
>do you want my number in case you crash, anon?
>what the fuck, yes
>get her snapchat too
>haven't added or texted her yet cause I'm a fucking pussy with zero experience talking to women

Brehs. What the fuck is going on. I've had two other girls give me their numbers, too.

Don't they realize I'm still a cocooning autist?
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>>35562420
Thanks for the input, Chad. Don't forget to thank God for giving you attractive face.
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90% of the people I've seen at the gym these past weeks will quit. Meanwhile I'll keep working.

This makes me happy.
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>>35561798
>date girl for nearly half a year
>she dumps me for her ex
>i started lifting during that period
and i'm still going to continue lifting cause it makes me happy. fuck that girl, she doesn't want me? she's missing out on a great guy.
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I have the best job in the world. Nothing makes me happier, and it has allowed me to experience and see things almost no one gets to see or do. I stood on top of a pyramid when I was 24 and it was awesome. The world is an amazing place.
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>>35564244
buck up champ, you're doing well

just hang out with her and don't think about it too hard

if you both agree to go to the gym together that's a good start

once you get there tell her you're gonna go do your thing but she can come ask for help at any time

once you're done with your shit go get and ask if she wants to get some food or coffee
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>>35564264

Damn right, anon.

>>35563766

Good for you. When you're way down, the only way to go is up.
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>>35561798
I have nothing but bad feels. The slight prospect of working out and starting a new semester tomorrow are the only things keeping me going at this point.

I'm deeply considering volunteering for a back to back deployment in life since it's the only thing that allows me to focus entirely on something, aside from the person I love who has no desire to reciprocate the feeling back.
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>>35564307
>Damn right, anon.
yes sir. leading me on for months and then deciding to go for her ex? fuck her, i'm gonna leave humanity behind on my own.
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>>35564250
>thank God for giving you attractive face.
>God
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>>35563655
>>35563681
Making it bros!
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>>35564331
>fat_guy_with_fedora.png
Hello Reddit
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>>35564294
What the fuck do I even say to them tho.
I'm having the same problem with another girl (who also offered her snapchat to me), where I kind of have no idea what I'm supposed to be texting them.

When I say zero experience I mean zero. experience.

If spent the last year cocooning and before that I was a fat dork my whole life.
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>graduation weekend a month ago
>roommates parents there
>drinking with his alcoholic dad and sister while he sits on couch on his phone
>sister flirts with me, dad keeps telling me I've got a bright future
>mfw my dad didn't even congratulate me even though I finished in 3.5 years and got accepted to PA school already
>still tfw no gf though
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>>35564366
How did you even mange to get girls man
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>>35564356
Reddit scum would surely start a discussion. I'm just calling an anon a retard on a Peruvian goat porn board.

Here. Have a piggie.
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>happy thread
>/fit/izens still bitching at each other

This makes me happy
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>>35564324

Screw her. People going back to their exes are idiots. There's a reason they broke up, they'll just break up again.
You deserve better.
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>>35564366
Easy; since these girls acted first, you're the prize. Make sure you stay as the prize then; don't bend-over-backwards and put pussy on the pedestal. But don't be an obnoxious dick about it. Be a subtle dick. But then again, this is a weeaboo website, so your mileage will definitely vary.
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>>35564401
You. I like you.
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> Had an accident a year ago
> Thought I'd never walk again
> Actually just regained almost 100% mobility in both legs, will hit the gym in a month or two

Feels good man.
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>>35564419
exactly my thoughts anon, but looks like she needs to experience that for herself, after that she'll see what a great guy she's lost, meanwhile i'll be at 4pl8s, roughly.
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>>35564331
4chan is a Christian website get off of here
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>>35564400

Hugs for all.
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>>35564395
I'm just as stumped as you are, dude.

>>35564430
When should I snap qt/what should I say to her?
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>>35564419
This
No matter the reason, don't do it
I got back together with my ex of 4 years, the first few weeks were great but after that everything faded and eventhough she looked better than ever its just not her that i wanted, gave up a great girl for her
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>>35564350
It's a small step, but it's something
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>>35564452
>4chan is a Christian website
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>>35564516
Just text her
>hey femanon, whats up?
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>>35564444
Checked
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>>35562469
Good form pupper
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>>35564444
Quads confirm you have made it anon
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>>35564516

>what should I say to her?

Whatever you would say to her in person?

Seriously though, how the fuck is anyone else supposed to know what you would say to some girl we don't know? There isn't a cheat code for this. You talk, listen, and respond
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>>35564542
O-ok anon ima do it.

What do I do if their answer is lame? Ran into that problem with the other (not qt, lower tier) girl I was snapping. Asked her what she was doing, she told me she just got off work, didn't really know what to say to that, just kinda didn't respond.

Th-thanks for the help anon. These girls I'm talking to were around me at work a year ago when I was almost 350, so I'm banking my hopes on them expecting and letting slide at least some of my spaghetti.
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told off bitch of an ex gf to the point where she blocked me on social media. I let her get the best of me to the point where she had me apologizing for shit like I was the bad guy. Felt good to get it off my chest and zero fucks given about burning that bridge.
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>>35564663
always does anon
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>>35564655

Text

Fail

Text again
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used to be a fat fuck, got in great shape: waist last year was 36, now it's 30. added a lot of muscle and I have a good V shape now. I actually like what I see in the mirror.

im really shy, so im hoping my body can make up for that with regard to women. I dont lift for girls, but a gf would be nice. or a fwb, I really dont care at this point. marriage is not a goal of mine.
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>>35564655
Ask questions about her day, to show your interest. Just don't turn it into an interview.
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>>35564655

If their answer is lame, then you tease them for being lame
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>>35564244
The hard part is done go in for the kill anon you got this
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>>35564264
you are me.
It really helps take away the pain and feel better about yourself.
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>>35564728
>>35564780
>>35564699
Thanks for the help, brehs. Here goes nothing.

>>35564752
Pls to give an example?
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>>35564797
yep it really does.
fuck people that go for their exes and are too scared to commit to something new.
let's lift anon like there's no tomorrow.
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>>35564539
must be new or /fit/ exclusive browser
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>>35563655
I seriously experienced happiness for you.

Guess it's because if one of my m8s did it then it may happen to me aswell.
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>>35561798

people used to call me lazy

im in better shape than all of them now

fuck those faggots. seeing them fat on facebook puts a smile on my face.
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>>35564780
The hard part what..?
He basically did nothing yet. He still has to make a move, and that's where troubles lie
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>>35564827

You want an example of how to respond to a hypothetical text?

Ok, here goes:


"Wow, you're lame"

How's that strike ya?
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I'm actually feeling my abs from doing only SL

What the hell man, i NEVER had visible abs.
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>>35564928
She obviously is throwing herself on him, he needs encouragement not to be told it gets harder.
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>>35564835
/pol/ pls go
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>>35564887
Thank you breh, feel gud.
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>>35564371
where are you going to PA school?
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>>35564945
I wanted an example to a response to her saying something that's a dead end. Figured you would use the example I already mentioned but maybe should've specified.

So I'll try again.

Based helpful anon, how would you reply if you ask some bitch what she's doing and she tells you she just got off work?
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>>35565053

That's not a lame response, that's conversation
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Admit it, most of us are lifting for the sole purpose of being tough enough to lift our feelings. Foolish we are, in vain we try, because such burden is impossible to move
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>>35565147
atleast we try
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>>35565147

her?

there is no her, never has been.
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>>35565147

I just makes it a little bit easier. constantly challenging yourself to do things that you know you "cant" do and struggling through them gives me the confidence to face other problems I have
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finally realized what the doctor was trying to tell me all those years ago. Bitches truly ain't shit. Feels good being free
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>>35565194
> Bitches truly ain't shit.
Sadly the truth
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>>35565194

getting your heart truly broken is an amazing experience. Its like dying and being reborn. Or waking up in your matrix goo pod
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>>35565237
kek this
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How about some autism feels? they're happy if you dont know that feel I guess
>tfw qt acts all nice around you and calls you names
>you're a faggot who wouldn't bother doing anything because you never have in these 20 years of living
How do you even start bothering? I honestly never feel the urge to start something that will achieve in a stronger connection with a person, I dont mind if it comes by itself(like I don't have problems talking etc).
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>>35565053
>you could ask her what shes doing next,
>ask her how work was,
>ask her to hang out with you,
>Tell her what you are doing.
But yeah i hate getting that text is hard to turn it into something that gets you laid.
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>>35565272

if you dont get close to other people anon, you cant get hurt. like a hedgehog.

that's how I look at it.
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>>35565286
something i had to learn the hard way
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>>35565286
That's not it tho, I simply cba trying to "pursue"
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>>35565329

when you are used to being alone, you stop giving a shit eventually about getting a gf or friends.

it might be nice, but who cares. they are just going to let you down anyways. the only person you can rely on in this life, is yourself.
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>>35565352
>the only person you can rely on in this life, is yourself.
>tfw that's what you live by
>tfw I am an undisciplined piece of shit
>tfw it's all on me
trying to better myself is a long process
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>>35565053
>well y don't u cum get on my dik bb
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>>35562420
>tfw no miring buddy to jerk off with and mire each others gains
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>>35565053

>yea, work is lame.
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>>35565387

but you can do it

no girl is going to ruin your progress, or cheat on you, no friends are going to leave you, it's all up to you and you alone.

that's why the gym is great, it's all up to you if you want to get better.
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>>35565147
Sure, but I know that last year it was a different 'her' and next year it'll probably be a different 'her' too, but I'll still be the same me, except bigger and shit.
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>>35564250
>he thinks I'm a Chad
A, am I??
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>>35561798
I fell really hard for a girl and after a couple months of hitting a brick wall with trying to get out the friend zone I eventually just gave up and spilled all my spaghetti telling her I like her to much and don't want to be friends. Since breaking things off I've enlisted in the marines, cut all my hair off, and am getting better at PT. I have a stable home life now that things aren't tense between me and my father, he was initially disappointed in me joining the marines but now he's come to terms with it and things are going pretty well.
After a month of not talking to her I talked to the girl again and kinda patched things up. The feelings I had for her aren't as strong as they used to be. I feel now I can focus on my PT and my grades and just enjoy the rest of the year, I guess.
I'm the guy who kept spamming that long ass beta story for a couple days last week.
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>>35565573
good on ya mate
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>be me, age 17 240 lbs 5'11 ~40-45% BF
>date leaves me at prom for another guy because he has a better body
>fuck it I can't feel sad when I'm lifting heavy
>start lifting religiously and dieting heavily
>zyzz helping me every rep

>2 years later, at world deadlift and bench press championships age 19 179 lbs ~8% BF
>win on last lift, friends and GF cheering for me

>tfw when I have a qt fit gf, a nice body and a world powerlifting championship, after being nothing 2 years prior

We're all gonna make it brahs
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>tfw I'm miring myself every time I lift
>keep getting mires and compliments from family members
>even getting some mires from randoms now
I'm so happy I decided to start lifting. I have great genetics for it too

>>35564444
Congrats man, I'm genuinely happy for you.
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>>35564264
But she wont be missing a great guy anon, thats why she left you bro
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>>35562469
>tfw dogbro passed a year ago.
>Haven't thought about getting a dog since.
>See video.
>Look at old photo of dogbro.
>Cry.


I thought this was suppose to be a happy thread.
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>>35565846

even though they are gone, at least the memories you have will never go away.

look on the bright side.
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>>35564942
What the fuck
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>>35561798
HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR GIRLS

A girl that I have been seeing for the last year told me that the first time she noticed me (translation: she realized she needed the cock) was when I held the door open for her, I looked into her eyes and smiled

her description: it felt like she was been zapped with electricity (full body)

obviously this only works if they think you're cute but girls love that shit

flip side of the story: i'm kinda a crazy fascist type and she's a hippie so we're not very compatible and the relationship isn't working out so now she wants to be my literal whore and be paid to be my slave

when we first met she described herself as a feminist
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>>35564444
witnessed
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>>35565727
nope
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We are all gonna make it someday :)
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>>35565158
for me there just isn't anymore. I don't get infatuated with girls anymore.
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>>35566464
saved
nice "dubs"
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>>35564967
I'm getting psyched about abs too, mine are getting more noticable.

Feels and looks awesome.
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>>35562868
Divorce rape in 3... 2... 1....
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made out for an hour with a chick, grabbed her ass and titties, she placed her cleavage (or however its typed) in my fucking face. Im ottermode. Were all gonna make it brahs
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>>35562868
Good luck mate. Hope all the best!

Crabs in the bucket man
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>>35562868
She's already cheated on you, breh
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>Ordered a grip trainer
>Confident about my first uni exam
>Joining a new gym after my exams are over

Feeling pretty good. I'm looking forward to losing weight and I'm hoping to lose at least 70 pounds this year since my dieting is pretty good it's just that I have 0 support from my family so I'll have to prepare meals in advance and by myself since I can't move out yet.

Setting Halloween as my goalpost since all the thirsty cougars come out to the clubs and a milf is on my bucket list. A girl from each ethnicity too.

Losing weight will be like unwrapping a Kinder Egg since a lot of the muscle is still here from previous training periods so I don't know what I'll look like.
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Today I got multiple compliments from my gym senpai and my dad told me he could see my gains. We're all gonna make it bros
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I got multiple compliments from my gym senpai today, and my dad tells me every week he sees my gains. We're all gonna make it bros

still a virgin tho
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>>35564244
you should stay away from grills at work

but other than that good job anon
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>she moved yesterday
Help me bros
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It's been about 4 months since I tried to kill myself now but since then

>reconnected with old friends
>got a job after being unemployed for a fucking year (which I start tomorrow)
>going to have health insurance again thank christ
>starting to go back to the gym again
>forcing myself to read everyday
>teaching myself to cook nice things


I wouldn't say I'm happy but man things are definitely looking up for once. Hoping by the end of the year I'll have actually started to make something of myself.
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>>35569056
I don't have much to say, but good for you.
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Yesterday I hit my goal. I lost 150 pounds.

I'm going to college in five months, /fit/. And I'm not going as a morbidly obese monster. I just want you to know that you guys saved my life.

Thank you.
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I....I actually asked for a girls number today

AND SHE FUCKING GAVE ME IT

I wasnt super nervous or stuttering or talking fast or any of that shit either holy shit guys i think she was more nervous then me she
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>>35564444
quads for the quad
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>>35561798

>finally rid of the cold that followed my stomach flu
>finally went and saw star wars (alone, but I'm happy being alone right now)
>sat down and planned out all my meals for this week
>cleaned the apartment, ironed my work clothes, finishing up lunch prep atm

There's something to be said for the solitary, ascetic life. Just me and my cat, sitting on the couch drinking coffee and watching the snow fall outside.
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>>35565021
Not him but your so new i hurts.
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>>35561798
fuck off normies
you dont belong here
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Bros some girl invited me out from an old job and we hit it off super hard really fast. My ability to dress and socialize with cues i learned from here of all places made her friends like me too along with their guy friends. They all helped us have fun and we ended up going out to another bar ourselves and eventually my place. We banged multiple times throughout the night. I went back to focusing on my PPL routine the next day and everything played out just fine. God i can't believe i actually fucked a trap three days before that though. I didn't shower either so that girl got spit from the trap <_______<
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>told a girl I liked her last night for the first time ever

>she said she liked me too
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>>35570081

This story started heart warmingly and ended hilariously. Holy fuck
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I got to meet my girlfriends family over the break and they absolutely loved me.

They all talked shit about her ex and how I was better than him.

It made me feel so great and then she fell asleep in my arms while we cuddled with a fire crackling and just talking.

I've never been happier
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>>35563227
snakes are good anon
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>>35563227
I had one in high school.
Lots of fun while he was behaving, but he was bad because I didn't take him out enough.
Just make sure it's used to you.
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>>35564004
Over half of all marriages end in divorce.
Statistically unlikely.
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>>35568996
Distance yourself, try not to think about her (you will) but keep a good attitude and don't let yourself slip into a negative headspace.

Gym and gains, this is all you need to think about. It's working for me.
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>>35570123
Did she touch your ding-dong?
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>>35569333
Trips for the trip
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>meet qt3.141 at party, get her number on Saturday
>chatting, she lives 10 mins away
>decide to go for a day at the beach
>pick her up this morning, drive to beach
>she's laughing, pretty entertained
>get to beach, find place to sit
>heregoes.jpeg
>reveal swimwear, pic related
>she loves it, suggests we go for a swim
>in the water she can't keep her hands off me, grabbing muh dick
>can't get out of the water because there's children around and I have a raging erection
>dropped her home about an hour ago, made out in the car

Her parents were home so so I couldn't capitalise. Feels good man
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>>35570188
your name better not be josh
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>>35565610
Wouldn't your bf have been more like 30ish or were you a weak fatty?
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>>35569970
The ascetic life is mellow as fuck, I can't maintain it for long even being the shut in that I am. I feel like I crave social interaction but not the reality of it.
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>>35570487
It's Sean
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>>35563105
>"happy thread"
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>>35570571

I crave it too sometimes, especially because I spend a lot of time interacting with people at work but it's mostly shallow conversation.

That's why I only have a few good friends that I rarely talk to, but that are always game for genuine discussion. It does kind of suck that if I want to do something like go see a movie, most of my less close friends will say "oh, but you live too far away" or "oh, I'm too busy, I need to know a couple of weeks in advance" but I love my job and my life is otherwise fulfilling.

Besides, there's one person in your life you have to spend all of it with - yourself. So unless you learn to love yourself and be happy with yourself when you're alone, you'll always be looking to others to validate you and complete you.
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I accidently got a girlfriend the other day.
>Fucking around on Tinder
>Sisters friend on there, swipe right
>Tell her I sucked her brothers cock
>Archaeology line, avacado line etc
>She banters along with this
>Asks for a sweet pickup line
>I say I'm not an organ doner but I'd give my heart to you
>She says 'you've done it, you're in.'
>Adds me on facebook
>Drunkily talk shit in a group chat with her best friend and 2 of my mates
>She puts us in a relationship
>we fuck with everyone
>End up talking for hours the next day
>Find out we get along really well, and that we compliment eachothers personalitys nicely
>Actually in a relationship now with some Cutie German Chick
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>>35570737
Are you anon or femanon?
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>>35570763
I am an anon.
I did not actually suck her brothers cock.
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>>35564244
DO IT
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0
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>>35570188
Gjdm. Wish i could feel these feels
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>>35569311
Keep trying to make it bro
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>>35570081
gross take a fucking shower
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>>35570786
woah weird, why did you lie about it to her?
>> is it an internet meme I'm missing?
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>>35562469
>adopt me
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>>35570394

at least you had fun even without the sex!
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>>35570924
>woah weird, why did you lie about it to her?

I knew her brother so I was just fucking around. Wasn't on Tinder looking for anyone, just wanted to talk shit to strangers. And say shitty pickup lines.

> is it an internet meme I'm missing?
No sir.
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>>35569333

TRIPS 4 D NIPS
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I don't have many friends and I feel like i don't meet that many people I can be truly laid back with. I've been hanging out with one guy during winter term and it's just been really chill shooting the shit or just sharing whatever part of your life seems relevant at the moment. I almost forgot what having a friend feels like. Good feels.

>>35569304
nice. did you get strong too?
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>be me
>go to school, study, eat, sleep, lift, repeat in some type of order
>just waiting for semester to end
>going to class when a 6/10 asks for my number
>hand her my phone to type and you can see she was nervous
>text her for a day or two but it felt weird
>mfw I could be Chad material someday
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Op here
Thanks for your replies I feel better
We're all gonna make it
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Got approved to get a tummy tuck to remove excess skin and a surgery to remove gyno. both are in 10 days. im so stoked (i went from 340 down to 180 and bulked to a flat 200)
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>get bullied all high school
>was so shy i couldn't even fathom talking to girls
>simply talking to a girl was a fantasy in my mind as something otherwordly
>eventually grow up a bit
>get fit cause get sick of the bullying
>feels good
>try to help my buddies make it
>they say the wanna be like me and be strong and fit (i'm barely ottermode kek)
>have some good platonic friendships with girls and eventually a gf (not anymore though)

It feels good anons, it feels good putting effort in and getting these results back, it feels good people look up to you and that you have the power to help other people instead of putting them down.

Please, help a friend.
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>be me
>doing SS for a few months
> tfw going back to the gym for the first time after Christmas
>tfw I hit 40kg OHP
>tfw I hit 60kg bench
>tfw I can just see my abs in the right lighting
>tfw friends mirin my noob gains and DYEL body

I know that I look like shit and am weak af but god, I'm in the best shape of my life. There's a long way to go yet but all this progress is one hell of a motivator.
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>>35572449
The numbers don't mean anything anon as long as they are going up!
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>>35564331
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>>35561798
Having a tough, shitty week with jack shit sleep and waking up on a Saturday morning, realizing you're ripped, have people who love you trying to hang out and a couple bitches who want nothing more than a flirty text back.

makes life worth living
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>>35564264
this
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>>35571066
dubs 2 dubs
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>>35564286
what do you do?
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>>35567030
*divorce rape*
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>>35565147
I've got like 8 "hers", anon. Which one should I pine over?
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>>35565147
Not her. I lift to look better than most people out there. Men or women. I want people to envy me and how I look.
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i care about the people on here, and i just sort of love this board in general

really cool to just be a part of this place, oddly. changed my life when my best friend died, all i had was this place.
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This gives me motivation when I want to quit. I think of this saying.
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>>35570975

It was a good day. Better than sitting inside on /fit/ all day.
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>>35565237
Thats the little boy in you dying. That liberating feeling is the man being set free.
The boy in us wants safety and security.
The man in us just wants freedom.
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>>35572777
Trips for the trip
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>tfw new diddy PR 160 kg
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>>35563655
>>35563681

i'm happy for you anons. i'm meeting my crush on Wednesday for a movie night and i'm 99% sure she's friendzoning me.

w-wish me luck i guess
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>>35561798
I used big boy plates without horrible form for the first time today.
It might not be much but it made me happy.
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>>35564717
Good job, anon
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>>35562469
This almost made me cry, I would adopt you champ, i would
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>>35562868
All these fucking negative comments..
Good on you man, im jelly that you can find someone you can call the love of your life
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>>35573227
This is the best post I've seen in a long time.
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>>35565152
>atleast we try
Fucking this 100%, at least we arent sitting on our arse accepting shit the way it is, we go out and try to change shit.

In the end if nothing happens or comes of it, at least we tried to change shit and not get caught up being down about crap
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>>35564264
this anon here
also, the thread is still up? nice

i'm having chest DOMS for over 2 days now and it feels great.
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>>35573741
:D
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>>35569970
I want this so bad, but being 18 and still living at home so all I can do is have two or three days off by myself
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>>35569056
>Hoping by the end of the year I'll have actually started to make something of myself.
Considering the things you have listed, your on you way to bettering yourself already
Good job brah and goodluck
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>>35573708
Don't stress it, have a fun time.
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>>35565610
This ones for you bruv
https://youtu.be/04854XqcfCY
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>>35568996
Headspace app
I shill for them :^)
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>>35569999
>your
What a waste of quads
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>>35569999
>>35574156

This. When the fuck has 4chan ever been a Christian website.

/pol/ =/= all the other boards.
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>>35573801
Generally you've already found that person months/years before you enter into a binding legal contract with them. Meanwhile, feeling the need to enter into a binding legal contract to ensure the survival of your relationship says a lot about your love, trust and confidence.

Just saying. You wouldn't be congratulating me if I padlocked my balls to the bank's front door no matter what thread we were in.
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>>35564286
What's your job? Sounds awesome.
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I got a gf and lost my virginity.
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>>35575242
Sounds like someone got shipped off to Mexico.
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>>35564444
AND you got quads. What a time to be alive.
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>tfw I missed the last time my grandpa visited us because I was at home
>he died 2 days later to unexpected heart failure

>tfw too depressed to keep lifting
>I'm just going to eat my proteons and pretend my muscle mass won't waste away

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
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i just combined whey with my chocolate milk
and it tasted delicous

also fuck the girl i thought fell in love with me


>We have a choice in life to move on
>It's your choice get stuck or move on
>Mistakes happen in life, keep going
>Correct your faults and prove 'em all wrong
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>>35576500
>Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
Actually, he's the one who's dead. You should lift for him and suck it up. You owe it to him for not being there, breh.
>>
After 4 years of doing the same shit at the same time every day, I'm finally moving out later this year. I feel like my real life is about to start.
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>>35576550
shit man i'd love to move out of home, wishing you best of luck
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>>35562868
High five, man, that love bug seems to be going around
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>>35564444
Bravo, good sir!
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>>35561798
>go to gym
>pull day
>add a bar to my curls on the pully machine thing
>able to get extra rep on most of my other lifts relative to last time

today was a good day :'D
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>>35562326
(you)ing this because it was nice
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today i hit a new PR,143 lbs on bench press after 5 months of lifting :D
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>tfw been working out for three and a half months and can already bench more than my bodyweight

Feels great man. Can't wait to see how I end up a year from now.
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>>35579440
whats your weight?
also great job man
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>>35580104
I weigh 158 and I benched 165.
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>>35562868
Congrats man!
Don't listen to these haters bruh.
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>>35581629
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>>35564444
Congrats brother
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>>35565272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAIddm-Bq8g
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>>35573666
for reps or 1RM?
either way good job m8, want to hit 180kg at the end of the year and I'm currently at 140kg.
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Hit a 210 deadlift and a 90 push press (god damn, do I suck at push pressing). Also managed to stand up with 260 on the conans wheel, although it definitely wasn't going anywhere.
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>>35565147
I don't lift for her. I lift because I'm tired of the way I once looked and wish to become something I always told myself I would become.

But that image still made me think of her. And I'm sad I don't get to see her enough. Or even if I have a snowball's chance of hell with her.
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>>35584384
Progress is always a good thing. Don't worry if you aren't hitting huge numbers off the bat.
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>>35584502

Those are kilos, not pounds.

Although that doesn't really change the fact I suck at push pressing, relative to everything else.
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My brother is over 400 pounds with really bad social anxiety. I've been begging him to work out and eat healthier for years. A few months ago he got his license at age 26. Then he started going to the gym with me. I find out he goes on walks everyday. It makes me tear up. My family has so many problems and no one ever seems to change. But he is doing stuff I never thought he would do.
>mfw
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>>35565147
This is a proper christian board,
We do it for him,/fit/,
>>
http://youtu.be/g1QvZmalCzU

These vids for the pickup
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>>35566112
You and me could truelly be friends.
I'm a tradionalist/aristocratic type of person, with my thinking mainly. And how to deal/have a family.

You can change her to be your slave for free, Just dominate the fuck out of her.
>>
>Had the most intense workout of my life today
>Upped weights, held them for longer, pushed boundaries etc.
>Went home and gorged myself with a bed of rice and a pot meat sauce
>Showered and laid fresh sheets on the bed
>Lie down in relief
>Start laughing for no reason

Kept laughing for a good 10 minutes

I have a pretty neutral life, nothing going wrong but not a whole lot to get excited about, so it's not like I absolutely need good moments to keep going on but they're always nice
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>>35584600
>implying we don't lift for the queen
Let me guess, americlap?
>>
>be first week at planet fitness
>have seen this qt3.14 around the gym everyday
>lifting dumbbells wrong
>she comes over and instructs me on proper lifting procedure
>asks me why im at the gym
>tell her im just there to build muscle and push myself
>tells me to come in Wednesday night and she'll teach me how to lift properly
>gives me her snapchat


gf broke up with me on new years and been down ever since now i don't give a fuck about her im excited to see what this journey of lifting has for me.
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>>35584875
U sound like a cuck
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>>35564444
witness
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>>35584971
you sound jelly
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We need more of these threads.

>sitting in a car with best friend
>best friend drives
>no clouds on the sky
>driving on the road on the edge of a mountain
>rocks on the right side, sea on the left
>windows open, the air cools us down
>Jane's Addiction on the stereo
>roll up a joint
>smoke up
>close my eyes
>everything is perfect

Okay this is fiction, but imagining this scenario still makes me happy...
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>>35568996
We all had many crushes, and the feeling for her died in agony eventually. You'll be ok, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ
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>>35584780
Proud of you, brah!
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>>35562868
On ya mate, dont listen to these tards
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>>35570394
good job bro
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>Hit the dojo first time after winter break yesterday
>Still did good
>Get some sick calisthenicz done when I get home
>Shower and sleep like a baby
Woke up to pain all over, still I feel the best.
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>>35568996
>>35568996
It's alright bro, chin up and press on you will survive. Just know it may hurt now but it's only temporary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9A52UWmmrE
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>Today I told my girlfriend for the first time ever that I loved her.
>I'd never told any of my exs that I love them
>She started tearing up and gave my a deep kiss and said she loved me too
>I felt so happy i started tearing up
>My life is going up on the roller coaster right now and I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy it.

Also
Maxed my bench to 395lbs and my squat to 550lbs

we're all gonna make it bros :)
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>tfw no happy stories to tell
My entire life is a tragedy. I'm trying to turn it around.
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>>35564827
i have hopes in you champ, you are on the right track
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>>35587864
Great stuff dude,just dont let it go too far,dont let her fuck up your life.
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>>35587864
happy for you anon, hope all goes well with you two
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>>35585953
we're all gonna make it brah
maybe one day that friend will be your qt3.14gf
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>>35587909
>>35587899
thanks bros, hope u guys find the gainz and qts ur looking for
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>>35587864
I envy you bro
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>>35587890
>I'm trying to turn it around.
This is the happy bit. We got you, bro. You're gonna make it.
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>>35570394
>Not railing her in the car
Anon are you gay by any chance?
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>>35564942
>>35565927

It's a great book for the first half. Read it myself after reading that post and being present in the thread. After around half the plot is underway it starts getting retarded, and very quickly.
>>
Managed to kiss a girl

Big thing for a social outcast like me
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>>35590206
Go you :D
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>>35565286
>replies to autist poster with hedgehog metaphor
I like you dude
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>be a fatasfatass all my life
>it's been literally a fucking millenium since anyone had given me a compliment, now 22
>even then it was mostly my grandma, kek
>one of the most traumatizing memories I have when is I was 17
>at a family gathering, where my aunt and my mom were mirin' my brother's and cousins' faces and saying how handsome they are
>my grandma interrupts and says something like "anon is handsome too"
>dead fucking awkward silence in a gathering of 20 people
>die a little bit inside

>lose 70 pounds in 6 months coccoon mode
>mfw at work yesterday, a coworker was kinda mirin
>be completely oblivious to it
>tell her "what's your damn issue" because I've grown up to be an antisocial faggot
>she goes like "dude nothing, it's just that you've lost weight and you've gotten handsome, do you have a girlfriend by any chance?"
>mfw I sperged out and said yes even though I don't

I fucked up but at least it's something.
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>>35590593

All may not be lost anon, wymin often find men in relationships more attractive. If a rumor spreads that you're taken that may spark a bit more interest. You can always tell later that you broke up.
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>>35564244

invite her to the fitness center! or actually crash! You got this m8
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>>35570394

Congrats anon!!!!!

what do you chat about! during the first stages?!! i have no idea :S
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>poor fag
>mother and father devorced
>living with my father, gather money to visit my mother
>huge ass free concert in middle of town
>decide to visit it
>spot qt with 2 of her friends
>like she is 9/10, nearly most beautiful woman i ever saw
>have confidence to approach her
>remember i am poor fag and don't have phone
>tfw
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>>35591951
>happy thread
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>Finally feel like I'm over my ex
>Date with a qt this weekend
>Starting a French class this weekend
>Making gains since I pulled myself out of a rut and people are mirin
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>>35565610
so you're saying that you got to world competition level lifts in 2 years after being untrained
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