>nazi germany edition
>cow tren best tren edition
>lotteries are idiot taxes edition
stale bread >>35551088
>Nazi Germany edition
tfw people rage hard when I tell them very few Germans were Nazis and most German regular army soldiers were only fighting to protect their country after their leader fucked up and got them in to a massive war
Kind of like... ah... Literally every other country ever
Let go steelers!
& gains. Definitely gains.
I forgot how good it feels to be on dbol. Sweet baby jeebus this stuff is the best.
Lol I saw that reaction and burst out laughing. They got nothing to blame but themselves.
>Been on tren for a week.
>Where my gains
Its been a week you impatient fuck. Contrary to popular belief tren actually takes about 10-14 days to "kick in". The gains however are up to you.
Had an argument with my Lif and were not going to see eachother again. Pretty much been seeing guys behind my back playing me off and she's nlocked my number now lol. I know about one guy that she really likes and she told him that he was the only one she was seeing even though she was also seeing me and a few others. I don't know whether to try and fuck her over and create a facebook account so I can message the guy to let him know she's sleeping with other guys as well. It's not much but I just want to get back in someway
In for $1.3 billion lottery drawing on Wednesday.
let me give you some perspective
I basically didn't lift for 3 years, started cruising on 250mg test e a week beginning in june, didn't start lifting again until august
old pr:new pr
second deads session back I pulled 505 then 515 easily
put in the time, do the work, eat right and train right, and it can take you pretty fucking far
What kind of routine are you doing?
- +- 18%BF atm
I want to be 10% BF before september
Is this possible?
My plan is:
Dnp cycle now cuz of cold weather (2wks)
Natty cruise on test nd t4 + cardio
Tren ace blast in april
Tren e blast in summer
Is this good?
weighted chest dips
db or incline bench
close grip bench
tricep dips or skullcrushers
high bar squats
front squats or bb glute bridges
primary compounds 5/3/1 (bench was 3x5 until this month, lol@+5lb 5rm pr every week for like 4 months)
krocs 2x12 + 2xf with straps
going to change it up a bit while blasting, go from m/w/f a/b/c to a/b/c/x/a/b/c/x focusing on low and heavy the first block then more volumetric for the second with emphasis on greater variety and allowing for targeting of specific weak points like my off the floor for deads
>got on the sauce when my son was about to be born almost 3 years ago
>he died a year ago
>i made some epic gains juicing pretty much year round for 3 years straight
>i'm having a midlife crisis now that maybe i should go off before i can never have a normal life and children again and be stuck on trt for life
>ordered a complete stack of pct gear the other day
>still having second thoughts
>part of me wants to juice harder than ever before
>part of me wants to come off permanently
How much of this dry look is genetic and how much is it the compounds he uses?
could someone look like that just on testosterone?
Noob question: Does the body naturally make tren/mast/dbol or are they just derivations of test?
What would be better?
150mg test/1g tren a week(current)
150mg test/500mg tren/900mg deca?
>enjoy lactating bro
I don't have that problem on 1g of tren, the low test dose keeps side effects at bay ezpz.
Stop being such a faggot Cheeky. Did you really catch feels for some old woman.
The moment you react like a child is the moment you know you lost.
First date, coffee or walk or something similar. IMO you're looking for things with:
>Low cost (Because you don't know if you like her enough yet)
>Short time (Create intrigue and the perception of being busy, without letting things get stale and awkward)
>Public but intimate-ish (Comforting but memorable for most grils)
>People-watching is an alright icebreaker.
>No pressure to make a move - If you're serious about her then you want to create some elements of fantasy and desire first
As of late I'm taking chicks to a billiard bar for first dates
Gets you in the situation for touchy feely
meaning: derivatives of a derivative of testosterone = derivative of testosterone
and theres absolutely not enough of them to warrant their own "group" or whatever, there are literally two
>tfw only generic ug shit everywhere sold by gymbros
>tfw nobody has pharma grade stuff in east europe
I am torn between robbing a pharmacy and just straight up forgetting roiding at all. What do bros?
UGL isn't as dangerous as people make it out to be, and I've never been scammed and/or given bunk gear. I've had underdosed stuff, sure, but that's to be expected. You'll still make substantially more gains and be happy.
A lot of the pharma stuff is shit anyway unless you can buy it otc. No point buying Iranian stuff online that's for sure, everything else is hit and miss as well. Probably best going with a well known ugl that's been round for a long time
He's just a thirsty sucka who's more replaceable than an old pair of tits kek
>on PCT, first week on tamoxifen (nolva)
>3 weeks after my last test-e injection
>libido non existant
>suddenly on day 5 of taking 20mg nolva ED crazy libido ramping up
is this normal? I thought nolva would kill my libido, not the other way around. I'm definitely hornier than natural... not cycle-like, but still definitely higher than normal.
i lost ~0.5-1 lb/day on 500 mg ED
thad be at least 21 lbs if on for 6 weeks (id recommend splitting up in 2 cycles of 3 weeks with 3 weeks or so of eating at a slight deficit in between though)
if 21 lbs is much less than 8% of your bw youre one big motherfucker
1lb a day on 500mg dnp sounds like you're losing a lot of water from all the heat. i think thats why fatlifts couldnt keep that up, its not 1lb of pure fat. I think 5lb of fat a week may be possible if you really kamikaze it but it gets much less effective as your body clings to more tightly to the remaining fat as your % goes down.
5 lbs a week is over what you need if you want to lose 8% in 6 weeks unless youre over 375 lbs
i actually retained water from using dnp (most people do)
your other point is fair, though
but you wont really need 8 months to cut from 18% to 10%
>bro tren loves carbs, totally bro
>1g of tren bro u gona get swole as shit bro
>eat 3000 cals 40p/40c/20f
>get moonfaced as fuck and no other problem elsewhere, no e2 or estro issues
Boy I sure do love being capped at under 100g carbs a day even if I were to lean bulk at 3500.
where the fuck's a guy gonna find some cheap calories after my chicken breasts fill in the protein quota?
I would never doubt pcom.
it's 100% legit tren, people have done labtests on it.
Yeah, nuts do seem to be a good cheap calorie dump.
I had a good amount of oatmeal yesterday, it probably contributed a lot to it.
>300 calories of oatmeal has 60g carbs
fuck me this shit is a trap.
>Nazis get voted into the parliament as majority
That was also because the financial crisis. PPL were desperate. They wanted a better life.
Propaganda got to them.
It's like everyone votes for Wilders over here, because ppl are scared for sandniggers/refugees that are gonna rape them, like happend in Cologne recently. Also scared for terrorist attacks.
nazi were supreme, you're just jealeos
i always find it funny when ppl say this.
just wait till the 4th-5th week, when you become asexiual and have suicidal thoughts
150mg test. I used to do 400-800mg, oh fucking god the sides were insane, body bloat and anger issues galore.
I heard n2guard not only protects my innards from 1g of tren(haven't taken any, I guess it's stupid) but also keeps water retention to a minimum.and other bad sides.
Is it seriously just over the counter shit I can get off of amazon? like, how is this legal to sell compared to shit like aromasin/caber?
I don't see anything special at all here that will protect my organs or keep water retention low.
is this legit or another fakeass supplement shit copying roid names (dekka/testoboozt/trenbalogna).
Do I still count as a kissless virgin even though the only girl kissed me was some slut that worked at a party-boat that did it for a photo to show that ugly guys can get girls to at their party-boat
Is it ok to use ostarine between cycles?
Any1 tried it, does it work?
I don't remember it was free drinks and everyone passed out right when we came home and it took hours for some to make it home and almost everyone puked and I did it to because another guy did it and I'm sensitive
>she did it for a photo to show that ugly guys can get girls to
you cant be that ugly if she kissed you
I'd try and get that pic tho if I were you.
Use it as motivation or some shit.
>3 years bnc
he also made a thread about it recently, with exact the same midlife crisis story & picture of him and being on for 3 years straight.
Who else could it be.
He's almost 28 and got a midlife crisis.
wait till he hits 30-40.
He shoudn;t bnc for 3 years straight.
If i would bnc, i would do it for max 1 year and then come off for a while with a power pct
>The fitness and steroid advice here is pretty good too
Incorrect. Only for advanced users. Everyone else is ridiculed for nor being steroid experts.
This is one of the worst generals on 4chan.
Basically forever if normal doses
>My 1st kiss was with a drunk girl too
Have you even banged anyone in a 100% sober situation
Does drinking a lot of soy milk (like 700ml a day average) matter at all if you're taking aromasin anyway?
Even normies don't get affected that much, but with an AI I imagine it doesn't matter at all.
Need something that's low calorie, low carb and high protein to blend well with my peanut butter on! powder.
fuck it tastes so good bros you can't imagine.
Get off and freeze your sperm bro. You won't regret that ever. You can always use more gear later on, but you won't always be able to get more sperm later on. May seem like I'm trolling but I'm dead serious.
Don't fuck up your ability to have a child bro.
No, i thought he mentioned he's 27 and will be 28 next month.
that's why i got a midlife crisis.
tfw when you go off and the muscle dysmorphia kicks in
it's real fun, trust me.
BUT IAM STILL 100KG WITH FAT
Aromasin is prescription only not scheduled, the distinction being that it's illegal to sell a prescription medication without a valid prescription, but it's illegal to sell, possess, or use a controlled substance. That being said stopping people from selling prescription only meds is just about at the bottom of the governments priorities so things like AIs and clomid are de facto freely available
The best thing you can do while using orals or tren is to keep it under 10 weeks and don't do anything else damaging to your liver such as alcohol or Tylenol etc while cycling.
Drink plenty of water.
Day 3 on suicide cut.
I look a lot leaner but also a bit flat.
Still no hunger whatsover. Yesterday i had to forcefeed the 1500 kcals. As a former fattie, this still amazes me.
Been feeling pretty sick since yesterday evening, might not be related to the cut though.
No one knows, thats why some people prefer to cycle.
I want to.. But due to certain circumstances i cannot risk looking sick in the next 1-2 months
AHH the firsttt kissss, i remember like it was yesterday.
i was like 11-12 years old in primary school. Me and this girl were writing notes to each other, writing we are gonna meet behind school to kiss.
It was the first exciting moment of my life.
So you can take me in my anus? Like you did with that girl?
everyone gonna tell his story about his first kiss
>i was like 11-12 years old in primary school.
>have a sort of girlfriend?
>Me and this girl were writing notes to each other, writing we are gonna meet behind school to kiss.
>terrified as fuck
>stare each other in the eyes akwardly
>rotating tounges like washing machine
>akward as fuck
not like exspected
tell me yours
i think this is her today btw( not sure)
probably around 26 years old. She was older than me back then.
It was my last day in my home town
Still a kissless bete no gains
We decided to have a big ass going away party
My cousin(female) said she'll bring her sluttiest friend over for me.
Legit 8 or 9 / 10.
Legit, she does acting now and have been on lacal tv a few times.
We all get p drunk.
Take her outside to share a cig.
Just go in and make out.
We were so fuckt tho, I puked green that night.
Eventually end up on a trampoline with her
She jerks me off and I finger her.
Even ate her out lol.
It was prolly one of the best nights of my life
She was gr10 at the time iirc
Probably depends on what you're taking and for how long, things that decrease lutienizing hormone through agonizing the androgen receptors are probably going to kill test production potential less than ones that aromatize or have estrogen if effects on their own
Did nothing in particular, but i happen to take tren and ritalin and that combo completely killed my appetite and cravings
27 male here. Was wondering if I took test e 250 mg/wk for 10 weeks and .5mg/day arimidex for 14 weeks as my first cycle, what results I would expect to get or if there would be anything else I should add.
/fraud/ i'm having some problems with my spot injections
I rotate between glutes/vg/thighs and somehow I always have just enough pip to interfere with my leg day (i'm pinning e3.5d)
I would switch to delts but I don't wanna fuck up my shoulder training either. How do you guys deal with pip, just push through it?
With this girl i lost my virginity.
wow, she changed a lot since then.
So the first time you also fingered etc.
how old were you?
pics of the girl?
test e 250/ml, my first cycle
I try to inject slowly and massage the spot afterwards, is there anything else I can do?
I might try that again. The first time I had pip in my glutes I did a heavy leg day the following day and it was so painful I could barely walk the rest of the week.
How many times have you pinned each site by now?
Are you pushing/injecting it too fast?
Hot water helps. But you really just gotta work through it.
Some people claim that running nolva with deca,npp or tren will increase your prolactin levels while other people say it does not.
Always get caber no matter what, better be safe than sorry. Theres also a few nice benefits from caber anyways.
double the dose of test, 250 isn't going to get you close to what you are looking for
Looks pretty good m9
Why the stupid drawings tho
>6/10 girl in 8th grade has huge crush on me
>her 8/10 friend is visiting from hawaii
>we all skype because she wanted to introduce us
>she texts me the next day
>got her number from 6/10, thought I was really cute
>go to movies
>after movie "so uh, would you mind a kiss"
>most awkward thing ever
>both of us had our first kiss
>now shes a 9/10 who's dad is a multimillionaire apparently
>everyone gonna tell his story about his first kiss
>now shes a 9/10 who's dad is a multimillionaire apparently
HOLY SHIT M9
GET HER BACK
THE GOLDEN TICKET
>roiding for that
I feel you breh.
it's a though time srs. Some days i feel like killing myself. next time i'am gonna use hcg for sure
pussies stay on, because they don't want that feeling.
Go to at least 500mg test per week. 250mg per week is cruising dose. Half a pill adex per day will be a lot probably. I was at .5 adex eod when I was at 600mg test 500mg deca, and my estros where too low probably, since I had hot flashed a lot of nights. Once I went to .75 and all my joints where awful. It depends from person to person though.
It'll happen when you least expect it
My brain is fuckt
Keep forgetting things and strangers faces remind me of people I havent seen in 5ever.
If estro is /low/ you dont need to worry about prolactin
Pretty sure she hates my guts but Ill sure as fuck try again when shes back in town
I remember in 10th grade we started talking, then I went balls to the wall and just sent her a shirtless pic, started exchanging nudes from then on.
I also had severe acne at the time so when she actually ended up making it to town we didnt hang out despite her begging to fuck. I had a fucked self image
God damn I was a moron for not doing accutane earlier
No problem. Don't start using without AI on hand. If your estros rise you will feel depressed and your dick will be dead. You don't want that. Also before start using think about it a lot. It's possible that you won't ever come out. It's a big decision. Take it with responsibility.
>Does hcg help the mental sides?
You will recover faster probably.
those mental sides are caused by imbalanced hormones/low test
>scared to lose all gains when going off cycle
There are so many weird sides that you learn about. That faces thing is crazy.
Do you guys get weird dreams from anything? Especially the for support stuff? I feel like prolactin agonists actually change my personality somewhat. Little things, like wasting more money. Some ppl reportedly develop gambling addictions that they never had.
Fuaaaark that arm thickness so jelly
Would using HCG the last 4 weeks of cycle help start nuts back up faster?
I just dont want to go through suicical thoughts during finals week lel
theyre dopamine agonists, not "prolactin agonists"
this means it simulates having a high amount of dopamine constantly, which will probably fuck with your head a bit
but high dopamine = low prolactin
1.3 billion? Guess I'm buying a few powerball tickets now.
>get juice easy as fuck
>dont know how to get syringes
This is some monkey paw shit
Is there any way I can get them with btc
im p sure hcg doesnt actually make you bounce back faster but it artificially raises your natty test (sounds weird but its complicated and im too lazy to explain properly) by bypassing some shit
its p much replaces some hormones that make your balls produce test but those same hormones are still low after the cycle
so you run the hcg to keep your test high while your entire hpta recovers to keep from feeling like shit through your pct basically
ive not looked too much into hcg so i may not be 100% correct but this is my understanding of it
Yeah. I feel like having to search for it makes me reconsider more and more. I don't know if I'll ever order, but I have some idea as to what I want to run if I do make that decision.
Mirin like fuck, I think joof and I have similar pec insertions, so I guess I can look forward to that look
Also I hung out with one of Jeffs good friends personally, and according to him jeff is a natty. Says "he doesnt have enhanced work capacity"
Bout to take off on a flight back to school lads. Cant fucking wait to actually do something with my time other than play dota and lift
What? I order mine online. They get here in two days
Sad story breh. I would try it
multimil dad, man shitt. That's worth a try at least
It's better to run it throughout your cycle.
The mental are worse if you run a longer cycle.
With my first 14 weeks cycle it wasn't that worse imo. With this 17/18 week cycle it's verry awful. Way worse than the first time
so it's probably also about the length
Its hard to say what is tren sides and what is me just being fuckt lol.
Weird things I get are:
>that face thing
You forgot the ocean of sweat you wake up in every morning, assuming you were able to sleep more than 2 hours.
I always run it in the winter because of how hot it gets here during spring and summer. I still sweat like I'm a waterbed with a hole in it.
>pussies stay on, because they don't want that feeling.
Why be Clark Cuck when you can be superman?
jm was born into a mid life crisis. If anyone can save him they'd get a nobel prize for advancing medical science
> superman = roids
> Clark cunt = pct
> batman = bnc
should i cycle or blast/cruise?
got about 3 more weeks until my current cycle ends, then I'd start the clearing phase+pct. But I have a fuck ton of test, and was wondering if I should just cruise until my next 'cycle'.
is that so?
I don't know much about it either.
Most ppl don't use it over here because they bnc, but most pp who cycle use it tho.
Probably gonna try it myself to find out.
I seriously don't know.
Have to do more research about it.
i wouldnt use it throughout the cycle though, just use it towards the end close to the pct and throughout pct
like maybe when you stop taking the long esters start taking hcg and continue until youre off nolva
idk about dosages either but you could look that up as easily as i could
If you start wondering abvout going of or b&c, you already know that you're going to b&c.
Using hcg while b&c is the safest thing to do to maintain fertility. Guys who are on trt use hcg, and that's it's main use.
I think so.
Do you follow his current journey to get big on Youtube?
Yeah, but most ppl say you have to use it throughout the cycle. I don't know who i need to believe.
piano also use it like you say it.
>Using hcg while b&c is the safest thing to do to maintain fertility
I thought they just use it when they want to make babies
most people are retarded, it doesnt make sense to me but id like to hear your opinion on what works best if you ever try both approaches
hcg does have side effects, lots more e2 in your system for some weird reason
Oh yeah watching him is like car wreck cant look away.
Hes interesting for sure.
I just cant wrap my head around his arms trying to figure out whats in there def not just muscle.
I read somewhere an ex gf said he went to mexico regularly for some kind of injections silicone if i remember correctly
There is some Dutch guy on this Dutch bodybuilding forum, he's like Brick. Also very intelligent and posting all these studies, why's it's better to use it throughout your cycle. I don't much about it, i need to probably try it myself, to find out.
Might first try it your way. After that i would probably try it throughout the cycle, to conclude which method is best.
>hcg does have side effects, lots more e2 in your system for some weird reason
yeah i was aware of this. Do you need to run an ai with it probably?
>I just cant wrap my head around his arms trying to figure out whats in there def not just muscle.
No, but is synthol even permanent?
Bostin loyd is using it, but it's not showing that much.
>kind of injections silicone if i remember correctly
Yeah, but still.
for how long are you're on now?
Are you even planning come off one day?
lmao. i feel sorry for the kid. still
thanks hungry, for your constructive advice
Is he still having issues with his baby mommas family? You'd think that after losing a kid, people would just leave you alone.
HCG creates luteinizing hormone which in turn increases production of test which would aromatize
My thoughts would be if you run hcg only probably wouldn't need an ai but stories here are falsehood and fiction so find a study
>What isn't Bostin using?
I don't know. I thought he was over her now and he got a new baby mama?
But then again; better safe than sorry.
Having gyno is no fun either
>HCG creates luteinizing hormone which in turn increases production of test which would aromatize
this isnt the only mechanism that hcg increases e2
theres some weird mumbo jumbo going on that nobody really understands afaik, probably upregulation of aromatase activity in some way
we dont even know if its an actual girl or if yolo has been catfished this whole time lol
she never posted a timestamp or anything like that
but if she is who she says she is she real pretty
Can anyone redpill me on the pec fly machine/pec deck?
It's literally the only way I can feel contraction on my chest (as opposed to benching/dumbbell bench, dips I can feel but it's more compound).
Articles say it's bad for your shoulders, but then again mens magazine and bodybuilding forums is made by dyel natty shitheads who will make up anything to keep their audience of equally forever DYEL teenagers/young adults.
Doing babby's first cycle test e 500 12 weeks and have a few questions since there doesn't seem to be a clear answer online.
Do I need HCG for this cycle? If I don't use HCG, but do proper PCT, will my test and balls return to normal or will they always be "off"
Do I continue AI during PCT, or stop after I'm done pinning?
Dbol kickstart? I see a lot of differing opinions on this. Some say low does, others say high. I have also heard that Tbol is a better kickstart than Dbol? Please specify dose and length if you think kickstarts are a good idea.
How much AI should I have on hand to be safe? Was thinking of doing 12.5 Aromasin every other day - but how much extra should I buy just in case?
Please help, already have my test but have held off on PCT and AI thus far so I can do my research on sources. I want to make sure I'm buying everything I need the first time around.