Simple question: How do I fix my posture?
I got forward head, rounded shoulders, and a bit of lordosis.
Thought I had a centaur version but I cant find it
I only have one more I think, I do have slylock on this device from when I used to derail peoples threads for fun
Yup, thats all I have, sorry folks, if you want slylock, hot bitches, or general off topic pics let me know, I have hundreds of pictures on this device
OK, preference on blonde, brunette or red head
OK I'll randomly post some sexy bitches
Then you were never in one of my slylock fox threads
Yeah I'll try to post some in between the comics, you fuckers are a lot better at these than /v/
Life works in mysterious ways, anon, never say never
There is still time friend
Also to op, sorry for hijacking the thread
This is right, everyone talking about matching outfits I have news for you
This one is kind of bull shit so I'll accept a few answers
>Fur coat in the rain.
Anyway. You could use Max Mouse, Max Mouse's Hat, Slylock's Hat, the ugly fucking rat in the corner, the thing the candle is sitting on, put the beaker up against the mousehole, the list keeps going.
Hint: the answer to the puzzle is somewhere in the picture
>How do I fix my posture
posture is all about confidence and deliberate motion. You slow down and focus on keeping your shoulders back and your head up. Same for keep your hands out of your pockets and so on.
at some point your efforts becomes second nature. Nothing makes a man look more beta than having a shitty shoulders and head down bitch walk.
My mother flat out broke me of mine as a kid. I grew fast and started to try to hide by slumping down, round my shoulders etc. She would have none of that shit when I was out with her anywhere. At the time I thought it was stupid to focus on how I walked but now as a grown man I understand why she felt it was so important.
Candle wax to seal it is correct, like I said kind of bull shit
Another answer I would have accepted is "pour it down the faggot mouse's throat"
Tried finding a shop some /v/irgin did that made the painter been garrison but couldn't find it
Slick smitty returns
>Is he going to beat the shit out of him?
That's what I'd do. I imagine Slylock Fox is the old pulpy and gritty kind of detective - the kind who cheats on his wife with hookers and puts his cigarettes out in the faces of his suspects when interrogating them
I also suspect Max Mouse is gonna die from a cocaine overdose
>>35557179 here is what happens, steal shit and he breaks your hands
You mean to tell me that this "Slick" Smitty fucker after going through all that fucking rigmarole to get himself set up as a real-estate agent just so he could scam people by upselling a shit house on some ridiculous pretense that was never going to work anyway, and after getting caught by Skylock Fox and hits rock bottom he resorts to stealing his fucking breakfast from strange women in the park, and after getting what he deserves by having Skylock Fox break both hands, the cunt is STEAL trying to fuck people over instead of just getting a fucking normal job like everyone else???
Slick Smitty is a foil to Shylock. Shylock is superficially a villain who operates outside the confines of society and is very close to being a vigilante, and judges without favor to class or character (as demonstrated in the gas tank mystery or the clothing shop mystery). However he is fundamentally a hero. Meanwhile Smitty is outwardly an upstanding citizen with an honest job, a nice suit, and a winning smile, but reveals his true character as a moral menace - stealing, swindling, and in cahoots with people who break hands.
It artfully demonstrates that what society deems as right is not always right, and that the only thing in life that matters is one's base morality, devoid of all superficial qualities.
>lives in squalor
>no kitchen to speak of, cooks in a pot over a fire like a hobo
>ramshackle little shit trailer
yes, it's raining, but how do we know the HAT is wet? Why couldn't she have stolen the hat to protect herself from the rain? How do we know she arrived to the store with a hat on?
Three insinuation is that he can check it's wet to see quickly if it was stolen, a means to an end rather than an end itself. It's also prone to a lot of bull shit as is seen in the wax one
Its a puzzle you fun nazi clearly at the scene shylock would have noticed it was damp and a damp hat wouldnt necessarily visually look much different dependant on the construct. Regardless, you want them to draw a fully dripping fucking hat? This isnt wheres waldo motherfucker your playing with the big dogs now
Look I'm a slylock PRO and you ain't got shit on my puzzle game kiddo. I can testify that was a poorly executed comic, with AUTHORITY,
You wanna tango buddy? I could write the sparknotes on this shit and make shakespeare sound like see spot run.
Because it would be too easy then. Youre supposed to look at the visible unrelated clues and piece it together.
I figured it as soon as I saw the umbrella, but some other ones dont really click with me at all like the omlette one.
He could have put the fire out and cleaned the pan before he sat down to eat.
Correct, sorry for the delay, just took around 500mg of diphenhydramamine so I'll be delirious sooner or later, if I stop making sense, that's why
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Carmen San Diego, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Odlaw, and I have over 300 confirmed spots. I am trained in circling pages and I’m the top detective in my entire grade. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in deductive skills, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a bix of crayons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
She swallowed the ring. Little did she know that Lulu lynx is cheap as shit, and the ring was just painted lead. Now she has lead poisoning, hence the loss of appetite. Too fucking easy.
you stupid retards realise they can put it in some kind of sealable plastic pot to take out? y'know, like most restaurants offer should you want to leave early
/v/ collectively had an aneurism trying to figure this out
Many insults were thrown
Can /fit/ do better?
she could have taken it with one hand, and there's no indication that the picture was taken at the same time of the crime.
Not sure if this is relevant, but the picture is mirrored with the bracelet and medal thing on the other side.
How the fuck did Slylock manage to get himself caught? I thought he was a badass
He probably gnabbed him when he was passed out after a long cocaine and alcohol ridden night at the strip club
>fat pig gets her candy stolen
>has someone arrested for it
Nah he's the suspicious smooth-talker who you think is the bad guy for the whole thing but then in the twist ending it turns out he was just a prick and it was someone else entirely
I think I'm running low on comics, I don't know, this device isn't well organized so if I run out it will take me time to prepare more
Or I'll just start nodding to music and start talking to a lampshade, delirium will be setting in soon
>the most active thread on /fit/ is about solving children's puzzles
>only human in the comic constantly gets treated like shit
He's forced to do this shit because he's discriminated against so much
And fuck animals, they don't need boats
"The victim appears to have been both raped and murdered. But it is unclear if the perpetrator is a rapist-murderer or a murdering necrophiliac. What did Slylock Fox do to determine whether the victim was raped before or after death?"
>charges at red
>looking at him in court
Thread seems to be slowing down as is my cognition, I'll try to keep an eye on it
Rotating the shoulders back is as simple as opening the palms and forearms forward. They should roll back almost naturally at that point. No lifting the chest, just suppleness.
If you're trying to strain up with the chest and spine, you should do the same with your hips and legs. That's called an open, neutral position, and it can be especially helpful as a counter action to tight muscles through lifts and stretches.. and should be the most comfortable.
New op is trippin'. may take a while for his response.
My herpetology license came in handy for once! There was me thinking, if turtle had a fucking fever it would probably feel so good it'd want to rob a fucking house.
As for the current one... is it because mrs pooch is retarded?
>>35558425 wouldn't say tripping, just feeling super relaxed
Shattered headlight is correct
Image quality on this one kind of blows
Slick's bandages on his hands are fake, since he managed to open the box of chocolates on his bedside. Unless the rat opened up the box to peer inside with his magnifying glass, in which case fuck him.
I think we hit bump limit, thread will probably be dead soon
Yeah, used to do this a lot, haven't done so in a year or so, might do it more often we'll see
Don't know how much longer I can go legally can't focus my eyes for shit I can't even read the answers right nor
And that's exactly what penguin WANTED you think. See, had the bald eagle taken it, he would have just continued flying and would have been miles away by the time Mandy realized her bike was missing. Had he done it, he would not have even been in the area and would not have ended up in the line up
SO it must have been someone else. As the three remaining birds are flightless, the only way they could have avoided making new footprints is by stepping in Mandy's. Ostrich has two-toed feet, meaning his feet do not match Mandy's well enough to be capable of that. Duck and Penguin both have webbed feet. BUT Duck's feet our clean, so he could not have been walking around in the mud. "But", you ask, "Where is the mud on penguin's feet?". Well one look at his feet and you will see that he is wearing SHOES! He has hidden his muddy feet with a pair of shoes! And besides, why would a penguin need shoes anyway, if for no other reason than to commit crime with?
And as for him still being in the line-up, penguins are very slow, and he would have barely been able to stash the bike (In a nearby ditch or barn no doubt) before Slylock went around and gathered those in the area. And just look at him, does he not LOOK like someone who would steal a girl's bike? With his hat on backwards, pants falling down, beer gut, hands in his pockets like a shmuck?
Don't believe this penguin's lies, he's the real bike thief.
BONUS: My captcha was to select all pictures of bikes