GET THE FUCK IN HERE IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGE
Rich has been missing since yesterday, let's hope he hasn't left us behind.
LETS FUCKING LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
Morning Routine (every day):
My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
Is Rich ok? Episode 6 isn't up yet and I'm getting worried.
Was he always wall-eyed or was it just an unfortunate photoshoot?
I hope you didn't park in a parking space
For real, I legit do not care for ice cream, but this Ben & Jerry's stuff isn't too bad.
I had peanutbutter cup and brownie chocolate fudge, gonna try cinnamon bun and blonde brownie later.
I do not, however, lack the humanity to eat a pint of it every night (One day I may), so I got some of those feminine small tubs. Couldn't find Cherry Garcia or Coffe Toffee though, and Strawberry Shortcake is fucking horrid.
I bet he just figured that if he dressed up his iMacs in his Zanottis and used them for lat raises, it'd make for a crazy good display of wealth.
I've been curious about it ever since I saw the video he made about the shake he made back when he was with Mutant. It's not that i *dislike* ice cream, I just don't usually seek it out.
then he's retarded
i eat real food because i like it and need it to survive. rich piana doesn't enter the radar of my life at any point other than when i'm bored at home and want /fit/ related humor
Why do people pump themselves full of fucking roids and HGH to look like this? It looks absolutely disgusting, unnatural, and it literally looks like the dude is about to keel over and die
I mean for fuck's sake man, I thought going to the gym is meant to be about getting in peak physical condition. If you look at weightlifters and strongmen (well strongmen sometimes look like they're on the juice, but olympic weightlifters always look pretty natty) they actually look HEALTHY
You don't have to kill yourself to get big, and if you go down that route, well, you're just fucking stupid really, letting your vanity overcome concerns about your own life. That's a chick thing to do. It's fucking gay.
I don't believe that. Doping authorities have their shit together these days. Yes there will always be dopers that go uncaught but I definitely don't think they're all doing it.
It wasn't but it can be if you like.
>Doping authorities have their shit together
brehs what gauge needle do you use to inject synthol into your flat tires?
Bro, wouldn't you want to roid if it meant you could look like Dan Green, Filip Lindström, Svend Karlsen, Bill Kazmaier, Dmitry Klokov or Lü Xiaojun?
Don't you think the people who are that big sometimes want to get bigger?
guys is this the end of the mutant bloodline?
i was hoping rich and mrs mutant were gonna breed giving way to a litter of mutantlets. he would have breast fed mutant milk them from his lactating nipples.
Holy shit Rich wasn't fucking around when he said she had a nice back.
And, umm, looking at episode 4, I can kinda understand why she wants his ass. No homo tho
Can you imagine the doctors tryna explain to the heat that there's a freakbeast sifting through amputated limbs from the bariatric section of the hospital in search of something heavy to shrug?
Guys what the fuck do I do I wanna do the program but how can I get fucking huge if I ain't got no pretty wife nor any dogs to play with inbetween working out and eating?
Thus far I've eaten slowly and I still sit there waiting like a fucking hawk for the next meal or workout or bedtime I cannot fucking wait till we're eating twelve times a day with an hour of cardio and eight hour arm days.
why doesn't rich just hire somebody to edit his video?
should be piss cheap.
I bet his dumbass probably shoots himself fucking his wife and thats why he takes forever editing those parts out. something he is hiding. makes no sense for a guy who always preaches being professional not to hire somebody to make these videos come out with ease.
There's two dogs in that video, buddy (look at the nose on both dogs). Richie trolled you hard, nigga
I can't wait until the mutants take over and we live in a world where 8 hour workouts are the norm, our diet consists mainly on Ben and Jerry's, Mutant Whey and Real Food and everyone's dick hangs lower than their balls.
Can't fucking wait, winter got my dick shriveled up higher than my balls. I wish there was like a 5 % boiler suit or some 5 % merino wool underwear so I could stay comfy in the dead of winter.
>but olympic weightlifters always look pretty natty
Rich Piana's new uploading supplement, some day you may
>3 sets of 100 rep side laterals superset with 100 rep bent over rear laterals!
C´MON but fuck this, no videos this weekend
I'm not a native english speaker, and I've got to google those moves to understand what he wrotes. Learning english with Rich Pianonina.
Oh lawdy, he's alive. I was afraid the lack of sleep woulda made him lose some training day(s).
I can't wait to see this finished - This, together with his shake recipes, will be his magnum opus.
You guys think Sarah is happy? Anyone have any insight to their relationship? I don't really get it.
I mean she was hot in their wedding video but not /fit/ really, now she is a roided out freak. Did this dude buy her and forcibly inject roids into her and turn her into a monster like him? I just want to save her and take care of her while we both reach our natty limit eating clean with NO Ben & Jerrys.
Bro, there's no way she grew a crazy back like in >>35554313 in no time at all. Most like she has been competing in bikini fitness (Or maybe physique?) for some time, and has just been off season while the two of them got closer and eventually married, and now she's about to compete (I think Rich said she was 6 weeks out from a competition?) she's leaning out.
Here's an example of another fitness girl who's leaning out for her competition - And she's still got ten weeks left before the comp.
Another example you can look at is Dana Linn Bailey. She looks really nice when she's off-season (Like, fuckable-nice), but when she's in competition shape she looks like any other chocolate creature.
In case it's not very obvious where I'm going with this, I mean to say that if they are competing, the goal isn't to look as fuckable as possible, they gotta show off definition and fullness and whathaveyou (I'm too fat to know about this in-depth).
tl;dr she's about to compete, she's supposed to look like a Barbie doll with lots of lumps covered in spray paint.
>admitted he accidentally deleted some videos
>replaces his old mac, that appears to be in working order, with a new one
>instead of learning how to avoid this mistake in future, he buys a new one
i can't wait to see what perfectly good product he replaces in the next episode.