>>35549045 I have multiple. The stories are all pretty shit. The only vaguely interesting one is from a dog attacking me when I was in primary school. They're mostly due to being drunk and/or doing something stupid.
>>35549107 Apparently it's not very good to get drunk before you hurt yourself because alcohol is a vasodilator. Don't cut yourself after using L-Arginine, drinking beet juice, or alcohol. IIRC caffeine has some vasoconstricting properties, so take some of that and get pumped as fuck and JUST DO IT. Slash across your chest and say you got it while trying to have an argument with some gentlemen in Compton about the evolution of species and black people in society or something. Or just get a tattoo and say you got it to cover up a scar.
>>35549045 >Fucking around with new pocketknife >Accidentally slice open back of hand >2 inch cut, bleeding everywhere >Flap of skin dangling like an old man's cock in the locker room >Probably need stitches, don't want to admit how retarded I am to family and a doctor >Wrap the hand for a week, let the scar form >Horribly obvious to everyone who looks at my hand >Tell people I sliced it open while fighting off a mugger in Buffalo >Sometimes they believe me >Usually they look at me like pic related
I wish I had a bullet wound in the upper torso, something that would draw sympathy from mirin girls
>>35549045 1) drink 50mg of benzodiazepam you won't feel shit 2) take razor and make a large cut across your stomach 3) realize just a tiny cut will look gay and you need to cut a wider cat-eye shape to look like scarface (or scar-abs lol) 4) proceed to make a wider cut since you're high and don't give a shit 5) bandage the wound 6) realize you don't know how to bandage the wound so you keep bleeding 7) drink some vodka to relief the stress 8) die from asphyxiation caused by taking multiple CNS depressants at the same time 9) ??? 10) PROFIT
>>35549181 Actually one of the biggest medical studies undertaken with almost 200,000 samples found that being drunk reduced the severity of injury and complications. > Friedman analyzed all 190,612 patients treated at Illinois' trauma centers between 1995 and 2009 who were tested for blood-alcohol content, with levels ranging from zero to 0.5 percent at time of admission. (Blood-alcohol levels above about 0.35 percent can be fatal.) He found that with the exception of burn injuries, the mortality rates of all types of traumatic injury decreased as the blood-alcohol content of victims rose. [7 Ways Alcohol Affects Your Health]
>At the upper bounds of intoxication, mortality rates were cut by nearly 50 percent, said Friedman. The effect, however, was not equally strong for all types of trauma, with victims of penetrating injuries, such as gunshot and stab wounds, seeming to show the greatest benefit from alcohol.
>Friedman broke his data into subgroups, classified by severity and type of injury, before drawing any conclusions, to account for the possibility that drinkers suffer a disproportionate amount of relatively minor traumatic injuries.
>>35549267 Hey thanks, that's really interesting. I do wonder what the stats are like when the victims don't have immediate access to professional health care, though. Like, if one of these anons here get hammer face smashed and cut themselves up, I don't think they're too like to call emergency services right after. Of course, one could also argue that whatever wounds the fellows here inflict likely wouldn't be life-threatening in the first place, so I'm probably just arguing with nobody for the sake of arguing.
The human body is ridiculously good at repairing itself, too. Don't suppose anyone has the link to that blog where that crazy girl cut herself crazy deep?
I have scar on my left upper arm from closing a car door on myself. My left ring finger is crooked because I stuck it between a door when I was a kid and the top came off. Left forearm full of cuts from being an emo faggot. A scar on my left shin from slipping on a stone bench.
So basically all my scars tell I'm an idiot. Most scars do.
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