Kryptonite

>>35545915
home baking

Taco Bueno

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>>35545933
>Bueno
Fucking pleb

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>>35545915
i like pizza, and burgers

blu cheese burgers, rare patty; specifically.

>>35545915

10/10 choice desu

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My mom.
>Here anon, I bought you some Doritos

>>35545915
nah man for me it's a Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos, with fries on it

and the breakfast on a bun

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oh look another fatty hand holding thread used to justify their lack of discipline

>>35545915
Chocolate milkshakes

I crave them like nothing else after cardio

>>35545915
Belgian ale, once you pop you can't stop and all the sudden you've drank 1000 calories worth of it, and you're now drunkenly ordering pizza.

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Fucking taco bell man, I live right next to one and have to pass it to and from the gym every day. somtimes I cant resist the temptation and get meal, then proceed to hate myself for the next couple of hours.
>pic related my kyryptonite along with some baja blast

>>35546524
Holy shit nigguh this. Taste so fucking good. Sometimes I spoil myself and get the steak

>>35545926
wut

>>35548107
fuck you mean. when you got baking as good as mine, no fast food compares

>>35548047
The steak is fucking nasty are you kidding? It's like Salisbury steak

>>35548186
Pls be my home baker, desu :3

>shitty processed fast food drained in lard and salt is your kryptonite

oh murrica

>>35545915
Pizza

Decent food but big amounts of it. I fucking wanna have 8 meatballs and tons of whole wheat pasta and cottagecheese and fruits for dessert.

This is a problem cause I'm a fucking woman and my daily TDEE really isn't any higher than 1500kcal. (since if I eat that or more, I'm not losing any weight.)

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Motherfucker.

food

especially food that isnt chicken and broccoli but sometimes yeah that is in there too

arizona tea

>>35548534
You should stop lurking these threads. I recommend lurking some 5:2 blogs for food porn instead. It'll help you from being distracted by food out of your TDEE league

>>35545915
Whitr rice with soy sauce end up eating three bowls full by the time i noticed i done goofed goes so good with buffalo wings

>>35548801
Alcohol is my biggest gains goblin and weakness
Also fucks your workout because hubg over
Stops absorbtion of protein
Has a stupid amount of cals and no proteing

JUST

clubs

>>35549057
Clubs actually motivate me so i can get more sloots

fucking alcohol. Trying... only had 1 beer in last 9 days.

>>35546277
thanks mom
>eat one
>leave it to rot somewhere in room
>throw it out when moldy

>>35548534
Ugh, I know. My TDEE is like 1600 (I exercise a lot too but I'm really short and thin) so to cut at a decent pace I only get to eat like 1100ish cals daily. Something as simple as a midday banana or extra serving of brown rice makes the difference between losing weight or maintaining. Or gaining, even.

>there are men on /fit/ THIS VERY MOMENT with TDEEs above 3kcal who still can't cut properly

is it bad that I actually like my meals? I could eat chicken with spicy ketchup and fried rice with mushrooms all day. I actually did this once. Ate one and a half of a whole chicken and like 5 cups of rice.

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>>35549185
TDEE of 3,5k here, hehehe, u jelly faget?

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T R I G G E R E D

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>>35545915
Not the worst thing to be addicted to.

I can't understand addiction to fast food from big chains like Burger King and McDonald's, for me eating that shit is a chore, if I eat just one I don't want to eat it again in a month.

Homemade burgers on the other hand are GOAT, you can actually taste the meat.

Same OP. I can put away like 3 HBCBs and it's like 1350-1500kcal
But they're so fucking good, unless you get unlucky and you get a motherfucker who skimps on the honey butter

she is...

>>35545926
Same here brah. My mom makes some damn good food

>>35549347
disgusting

>>35545915
Mother fucking kettle chips.

>>35549969
Yeah. Learn to cook and you'll constantly marvel at the tasteless slop people will pay money for in a restaurant. Same goes with steaks. I'm a basic chef at best but I've never ordered a steak that was better than one I cooked myself.

>>35545915
Teenage ass, easily.

McDonalds. It wouldn't be that bad, but I'm cutting. It's rough fitting three or four mcdoubles into a 2160 calorie diet

GOLDFISH
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>>35550612
2600 calorie cut.
It's like you don't have good metabolism

porn, I've been struggling with porn addiction for 2 goddamn years.

I want to kill myself sometimes I hate how easy I cave.

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So good brehs

>>35545915
don't have one, determination keeps me going and so does weak ass posts such as this. All that effort to fuck it up because you can resist shovelling shit down your throat, forever failure you beta cunt

>>35550801
I just want to lose this fat I've had on me for over a decade. I've been cutting for a year now, gone from 245 to my current 185 at 6'

>>35550870
Are those even that awful? I know the dark stuff isn't TOO bad.

Booze is my dark side. I can kill 12+ drinks in a short period of time. During which I will probably order two pizzas and smoke 10+ cigarettes.

I'm trying to just drink once a month now, and to do so casually.

>>35549185
>1600 TDEE

man, im glad im not a woman. that's harsh pham

I work at kfc. Free meals at every service, so ~1500 free calories seven times a week.

I usually eat a boxmaster menu with a large portion of fries, ketchup, a kream ball and orage juice. Dirty bulk is dirty.

>>35551512
Are you me? I went from 250 to 178, it only gets better. Trust me m8. I believe In you

>>35552238
Yeah buddy, I've started liting seriously a month or two ago, finally getting close to 100lbs on all my lifts. I'm doing couch25k on my rest days too

>>35546524
Fffffffffffuck

Are you me?
I also have to pass a Jack in the Box when munchie Meals are in effect and a firehouse subs.

mutha fuckin cheezits.

I don't have any weakness.

Alcohol. It's not that I can't drink in moderation, it's more that even a little amount makes me want to eat the whole world. I tend to avoid it all together

>>35545926
Yeah my dad makes cookies like every week and I both feel bad about not eating them and want to eat them. It's tough living the cookie fit life man.

>>35551609
And yet so many fags here complain that all a woman has to do is eat less and do some cardio and she'll have a good body.

>>35550870
are you on your period?

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One of my roommates is Mexican and always buys these things.

They're delicious.

>>35552263
Nice! After the cut ends, you'll get ez gains. I dl 345lbs after 6 months

>>35553190
Which is why we have cardio bunnies. They need to do shit loads of cardio to keep their weight down as eating 500kcals lower than their TDEE will leave them hungry as fuck.
I live in an incredibly small family, my mam is 4'11 and her TDEE is like 1100kcal, and she's overweight.
>Tfw 5'8, tallest person in my extended family by 4 inches, TDEE of 2250

>>35554401
Your TDEE is 750 higher than mine. Enjoy. I feel for your mom. Her TDEE is pretty much my cut

>>35554401
Yeah but cardio burns far fewer calories than people would like to think. As a small female, you still have to watch your calorie intake closely, and you'd have to spend a significant amount of time doing cardio at least 5x a week for it to make any big difference. Like, at least an hour of intense cardio x 5/week. Lifting helps to some degree, but you still need to do tons of cardio no other way really.

As much as I hate fatties, I understand where they're coming from. Especially the really short ones. I know women who are like 4'10 full adult height and the simple fact is that they're gonna have to eat very calorie restricted their entire lives if they want to stay skinny. You can't even go out to a restaurant like that or have some drinks with your friends because it could be your whole daily calorie intake + more.

>>35554608
This
I wish someone could have told me about TDEE when I was a teen rather than mock me when getting fat on a normie diet. It fucked me up for years.

>>35546524

My NY 2016 resolution was to stop going to taco bell because I was becoming a regular

>>35555968
I have never been to taco bell

Beer

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>>35545915
Pizza.
Crunchy cheese flavored snacks are also really hard to give up.

I am trying so hard to decide if I want to make my delicious pizza dip tomorrow and fuck everything. I have all this pepperoni and an open can of black olives in the fridge. I haven't had cheese in so long either. I want it.

fast food. recently moved to suburbia from bumfuck nowhere and now there is all this fast food around me. It is just too convenient.

>>35546231
> burger
> rare
Enjoy your e coli

>>35545915
>Insulting chickeny bready goodness
>Year of our Lord 2016
Our king would disagree in his latest review, fresh off the presses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJYVmvNdvZM

>>35558200
i rarely eat it m8

>>35546514
I know this feel too well broh, even after 2 beers I get maddeningly hungry and have noticeably less self control.
Doing occasional work at a brewery does not help things along.

>>35548801
>Lag 16
My nigga, although 12 was the absolute bomb but good luck finding a bottle.

Only 80 cals a shot though, could be worse; it's only a gains stealer if you're having a good few in a session.

>>35551715
Just eat the boneless fillets by themselves, good macros and only 200 kcal each (australian KFC.)

The fries and the bread at kfc are the worst, that's where all your cals are coming from anon.

>>35545915
I'm vegetarian but if tempted I might crack from clams or lobster

>>35558313
Easy there, Flanders.

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>>35545915
Let me help. Former Whataburger employee. Your burger is handled by 4 people who do not wear gloves. If your burger is dropped on the floor oh well you'll never know. Supposedly the employees were supposed to wash hands every half hour but we didn't.

>>35545915


I make some real nice boygers but they are heavy. Save them for special occasions. And wine.

>>35558447


kake

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>>35559368
Not that gross. Work at KFC then talk to me

i eat marmite every day, if it did not have so much salt id probably eat it 3x daily, so fucking good

>>35559431
former KFC (aus) employee, can confirm.

>pieces of chicken dropped on floor, dusted off and sold.
>expired chicken cooked instead of thrown out because muh profits.
>chicken sitting around for 5-10 hours despite being meant to be thrown out after 1.5 hours
>oil in fryers is literally black 90% of the time because cook's cannot be fucked cleaning them
>cockroaches all over the entire store, found one crawling on the bacon once, dusted it off and sold that shit.
>cockroaches also in the flour that we bread up the chicken in

this is only the beginning, shit's fucked.

>>35559464
That's pretty much 100% of all retail anyway.

>clean an upmarket 'organic' butcher store
>sell products that aren't even organic
>out of date meat regularly gets thrown to the public
>maggots all over the floor frequently
>maggots ground into mince meat
>meat covered by chemicals to make it sell-able

it's a fucking joke

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can I get an advance on my paycheck?

>>35549120
Haven't touched alcohol in 70 days.

The Christmas and new year period was pain, all of a sudden everyone wants to get you drunk.

>>35548801

You tasteful fuck.

Brown sodas

>>35548801
This and Laphroaig kill my gains

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these motherfuckers omfg

>>35558304
Being a poorfag this makes my bulk way easier. I really don't mind getting a bit fatter but thanks for the advice.

>>35559464
I assume you're the same guy that advised m3 to eat the fillets. Just feel the need to mention that I have never witnessed that kind of shit here. I've actually had a collegue getting fired for picking up a fallen piece of chicken and putting it back with the others. This is in france.

Any type of food. fucking bulk got me

>>35559912
HNNNNNG

Big Rösti

2 of them every time :/

>>35545915
Ketchup

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I love these dried fruits with nuts mixes.
Especially dried banana slices, my dick is hard for that shit

>>35549356
Fuck same, I can't get enough of the apricot ones

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>>35545915

pesto sauce and pic related

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>>35546524

I think I developed an addiction to taco bell some time ago. When I was a fat fuck I'd sometimes ride my bike in the cold to go get some taco bell , I'd buy more than what I knew I could eat and force fed myself till I felt like an heroing. I'd eat that shit while asking myself please to stop doing it. One time I ended throwing what I couldn't finish and feeling like a shit for eating so much, but the next morning I went to the dumpster and microwaved it and ate it without looking at myself. It was like a love-hate abusive relationship, the smell of the taco bell place made my stomach turn and feel repulsed, but it also made me hungry and comfy...That feelings made me decide to start losing weight and stop eat junk food.

I'm bulking now and I got high as fuck and decided to go with some friends. I ate a couple of tacos and actually disliked them. Probably because of what it reminded me to.

I don't really know how to feel about all this anymore kek

>>35562188

wew lad

>>35562066
mein nigga. is multiplayer still active?

>>35562188
Its funny in hindsight but would be really patheti to see happening/experiencing

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Alcohol, but ever since I made an ass of myself on new years eve in front of my coworkers I've been sober.

>>35545915
Brann Dailor's drumming. Trainwreck is fucking impossible

>>35562274
Not the original poster but native and Napoleonic Wars are still pretty lively.

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& then the drinking of the milk afterwards... fugg.

Drugs
Clubbing

Go over to mates house for 1 beer
All of a sudden 6 beers and everyones getting ready to go out
Someone breaks out the pills

Nek minnit getting home at 6am and workouts ruined for a week

>>35562419
>real sugar in every bite

>>35545915
Dode fuck whataburger. A1 thick and hard gets me every time.

>>35546277
jesus fuck, where do they make pepperoni pizzas that have 2500 calories?

Eggs Benedict

Every Saturday or Sunday

>>35559464
Sucks to live in a third world country. That would never happen in the US.

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>>35562485
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>>35562553
Keep telling yourself that, burgerboi

>>35561758
hell yeah, dried cherries and mixed nuts just make me cave

Mcdonalds fries for me. I make sure to cook at home without oil or salt but every now and then I just get a huge craving for it and order myself a couple large fries. I always feel like shit after it too, but I just can't resist

>>35549051
There aren't any or few carbs in most straight whisk(e)y

>>35545915
>>35546340
>>35546524
>>35559465
>>35562554
>eating meat
Have fun with your cancer and heart attacts

>>35545915
coffee

i know for some people it doesn't affect your appetite but it does for me bigtime. (skelly)

>>35563086
iktf breh. Hnnnnnnng coffee. Currently at a no-caffeine detox session but fuuug it's hard. Dark heavenly liquids calling for me.

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>>35563190
oh thats tough cuz caffeine is in everything.

fyi i'm a chemist and one lab we calculated the amount of caffeine in decaf. spoiler: it's about 50% of the same brand of regular.
>tldr there's still a shitload of caffeine in decaf.

>>35563620
>oh thats tough cuz caffeine is in everything.
Only if you eat processed garbage. I eat clean and don't even have raw cocoa in my diet atm because of the caffeine. I love the stuff, but I want to limit the nerves I get from it.

Didn't know about the decaf thing. Surely it depends on the brand and the decaffeination method. The different methods give very different results.

Or are you just shitposting, mate?

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Real tacos

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Being mexican is not diet-friendly

>>35563101
Ya got good taste anon

>>35545915
Crispy fried chicken waffle sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, and sriracha mayo or cajun sauce. Pulled pork poutine. Craft ales/stouts and single barrel bourbons.

Wouldn't say they destroy me though, I have one of them maybe once or twice a week, my lifts/bf% haven't suffered in comparison to when I was completely avoided them. More of a guilty pleasure I'm not willing to let go of.

>>35563748
You don't have to eat everything they make in your country you know.

>>35552281
firehouse subs... the beef brisket is the best sandwich in alive probably

>>35563786

You can only try

>>35559912
those have good magnesium and probably some other shit.. but yeah i gorge myself on those and i can tell its more bad than good

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Awesome for bulking tho.

Taco bell for me guys. Yesterday I ate 12 soft tacos.

>>35562188

How did you solve that without professional help?

Grapes.

I'll eat like 2 pounds before I've even realized what I've done. Whenever I cut I have to write reminders to myself on grocery lists to not buy them.

>>35563810
Enjoy heart attack and diabetes then. Mexican food can be amazingly healthy if you just take a few smart choices. Avocado, lime, tomatoes, raw onion, coriander, beans and corn combined with lean meats. Just throw out the tortillas and the sodium and traditional tacos are goat.

>>35563863
Freeze them, and eat them frozen. Same taste but takes a lot longer to eat. Worked for me.

>>35546277
>Mom tries to be nice
>fucking cunt

>>35563847
don't you mean 1w?

>>35563898

You missed the point of what this thread is about. This are unhealthy things, so therefore i try to avoid them as much as i can. I have a pretty decent diet, but (real) mexican tends to be really high calorie.

> Just throw out the tortillas and the sodium and traditional tacos are goat.

How can i make a taco without tortillas?

>>35563952
Clicked W and I didn't notice haha. Thats what I get for using my phone.

>>35563976
Make the tortillas yourself, and use corn not wheat. If you use proper corn they're have more fiber and less cals than the ones you get on the corner, and when you make it yourself you can control the salt content. Also, use one tortilla pr taco, not two, even if it gets messy, as it automatically halves the cals you consume.

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>>35562553

>>35563737
>>35563748
>>35563810
>>35563976

Why don't you get a narco to kidnap you or cut your hands off? You'll sure lose weight you fat spic, and mutilation/abductions are your countrie's national sport, probably because you are all so corrupted that can't even keep narcos in prison and good old uncle sam has to finish it for you. Or you could just take some of the drugs your father sells, fag. Anyway enjoy being a brown fat manlet aaandeele weey.

>>35564242

1.- Narcos don't kidnap randonmly
2.- I'm neither rich or involved in that shit
3.- Not trying to lose weight
4.- Not all mexicans are brown

>>35561758
mah nigga. I can eat a whole bag of that and still want more.

>>35564032

Are you american? Tortillas are handmade in México, and btw, the tacos i posted have corn tortilla.

>>35562867
alcohol itself has calories. the calories from drinking don't come from just carbs, you nigger

>>35564381

enjoy living in a shit tier country. Everyone considers you the dirtiest of the dirty.

>>35558274

I love 12, and the distiller's edition. They're pretty easy to find here (NYC) though always >$100. The 16 just dropped to around $70 a bottle. Used to be about $96. >>35558274


>>35559833

Clink clink motherfucker.

>>35559892

I'm a sucker for the Islays. Ardbeg, too. Not so much Talisker though, doesn't pack the peat that the other guys do. Laphroaig cask strength is my spirit animal.

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>>35564397
>Tortillas are handmade in México
Lol. Have you never seen the inside of a Tortilleria? Not handmade. Second, they mainly use wheat. You pay extra for the corn ones, and you can surely agree that a big problem with mexican diet today is that most people resort to the wheat ones because it's cheaper. The ones you posted are made of heavily processed corn. I'm talking about unprocessed food, mate. When I say make your own I say use good corn.

>>35564442
its funny how latinas are so hot, never met latina irl tho :(

>>35564503
>Lol. Have you never seen the inside of a Tortilleria? Not handmade.

That's a pretty big tortilleria, seems the kind of place that will produce for markets and shit. The tortillas you buy around the corner are handmade, depending on where you live or where you buy them.

> Second, they mainly use wheat. You pay extra for the corn ones.

Wrong. First of all, wheat tortillas are made in the north of México (which, again, have to be handmade cause otherwise they're shit). Most of México uses corn tortillas and they are cheaper. Other reason is because in the south, they don't make wheat tortillas except for tia rosa, which are garbage.

>>35564442

Thanks man, i do enjoy it :)

Zaxbys. It's almost become a ritual; every Sunday I'll get a platter.

>>35545915
Getting shitfaced.

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>>35564673
>The tortillas you buy around the corner are handmade, depending on where you live or where you buy them.
You mean a small place like pic related. They all use machines. They don't use their hands. dude, you're in mexico, go take a pic to prove me wrong. Go on, go to your tortilleria, pls. take a pic.

>Wrong. First of all, wheat tortillas are made in the north of México (which, again, have to be handmade cause otherwise they're shit). Most of México uses corn tortillas and they are cheaper. Other reason is because in the south, they don't make wheat tortillas except for tia rosa, which are garbage.
With the exception of the Yucatan, Campeche, Chiapas, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Oahaxa. So the entire south region.

Where do you live in the south where they 'only have corn tortillas dude? A magic little fairy village in the mountains?

>First of all, wheat tortillas are made in the north of México (which, again, have to be handmade cause otherwise they're shit)
No, and no. See pic related for the last part.

>>35564993
*Oaxaca
well played rasist spelling program.

>>35558274
I've seen doubles come back at around 250 cals?

>>35564993
>You mean a small place like pic related. They all use machines. They don't use their hands. dude, you're in mexico, go take a pic to prove me wrong. Go on, go to your tortilleria, pls. take a pic.

It's sunday, everything is fucking closed. (And, like if i would go just to prove you wrong). Tortillerias that provide for a lot of people of course will use machines, but there are places where they are handmade, more expensive tho. The taquerias where i go use handmade tortillas, and any mexican can know wheter they are handmade or not

>Where do you live in the south where they 'only have corn tortillas dude? A magic little fairy village in the mountains?

I'm from Sonora (below Arizona). Wheat tortillas were invented in the north of México. When conquered by spaniards, they wanted the indians to make bread, but they used it instead to make tortillas. Those are quite normal in Sonora, Sinaloa and Chihuahua. Americans mostly know wheat tortillas used for "burritos", which are processed and taste like shit (i lived in Texas for a while, and have some relatives in Arizona and California).
On the other hand, i have lived in Mexico city, Queretaro, San Luis Potosí, Morelos, etc. And also have traveled a lot through México. South of Mexico uses mainly corn tortillas. The only wheat tortillas they get are Tia Rosa or some shitty processed tortilla, so they mainly use corn.
So, letme make it easy for you
North of mexico = Awesome wheat tortillas and awful corn tortillas
Center and south of México = Awful wheat tortillas and awesome corn tortillas.

>>First of all, wheat tortillas are made in the north of México (which, again, have to be handmade cause otherwise they're shit)
>No, and no. See pic related for the last part.
I don't know how that proves a point. Here, a video of a old lady from Sonora making wheat tortillas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNrTTYnsHr4

>>35565271
>South of Mexico uses mainly corn tortillas. The only wheat tortillas they get are Tia Rosa or some shitty processed tortilla, so they mainly use corn.
No, sorry dude. I've obviously spent more time there than you, but the wheat practice has spread south. The only places you can still rely on getting corn (not good, just regular) is in the remote Chiapas regions for obvious reasons. Most tortillas sold anywhere is crappy wheat.

>I'm from Sonora (below Arizona)
So stop talking about the south like you know what you're talking about.

>Here, a video of a old lady from Sonora making wheat tortillas
Good for her.
My point was that most tortillas are machine made, and that include most wheat tortillas in the north too. If you qualify them as shit, then well good for you. I will agree with you no problem.

>North of mexico = Awesome wheat tortillas and awful corn tortillas
>Center and south of México = Awful wheat tortillas and awesome corn tortillas.
The discussion started with processed vs unprocessed. Do you remember that?

>>35565348

No, estás todo pendejo.

>>35565464
Now you're just being mean, compadre :(

>>35565483

I am not your compadre, carnal.

>>35545915
Donuts, but I don't go near that shit anymore.
I'm gonna make it.

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>>35565510

Wendy's Baconator.
I could gorge myself on them if I let myself.

My kryptonite is my family. They're all obese slobs who eat like 6000 calories a day and most of it is fat. They get really pissy if I don't spend at least two days a week with them and even more so if I bring my own nutritious food.

"We do so much for you and you don't even want to spend time with us."

"We spend all of this time preparing a delicious meal and you won't even eat it."

I do want to spend time with them. I just hate sitting around doing nothing while stuffing myself and getting criticized when I don't.

I've even tried just eating a little bit and then eating something healthy when I get home. They get offended with that too even if I claim not to be hungry.

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these, i will eat two bags in like 5 minutes and regret nothing.

>>35565531
I had one of them gouda bacon burgers and was tempted to go back to get another.

>>35565918
>>35565531

I have eaten bacon twice in my life. Hated it both times. Tastes meh. It's like having avoided crack addiction :)

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I live in the south so Cook-out is my shame.

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I'm a degenerate

>>35563737
I HAVE ONLY JUST DISCOVERED THESE. WHY HAVE I BOTHERED WITH GRINGO TACOS MY WHOLE LIFE GOOD LORD EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

Beer & Pizza.

>>35566110
bruh, is that real? how can it be so cheap? is it disgusting?

>>35567461
It's fucking godly. Not as much food as you'd expect though. For example, if you order onion rings as a side, you get 2-3 onion rings.

>>35550870
For realz, triggered.

fucking beer man

slowly seeping a good beer might just be the best thing in the world

>>35545915
Arby's
Eat that shit at least once a week.

>>35558200
we all have e coli what you gotta worry about is ehe coli

>>35567461
Its real and Cookout is GOAT food. It is on of the rare places where everything on the menu is good.

>>35562327
Dude, through 2013 I must've drunk ten times my weight in vodka and scotch, but one NEVER drinks with family or with coworkers.
That's the number one rule to happy alcoholism.

>>35564993
they make some out of cactus and they are low carb. have to go to one of the fancy looking mexican markets.

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These fucking things

It isn't even my fault.
I have always been socially difficult and don't speak to my family members. Growing up the only interaction I would have with my dad would be putting a few of these into my dinner and saying 'dad, I have to sue you, there is a maggot in my food!' then we would both laugh

I still don't know how to speak to my family so I do this at every meal they cook which is at least half of them. These things are high in calories like all these gummy sweets.

I tried to fucking stop doing it but my dad bought a bag and just walked over while I was eating some salmon and dropped a gummy worm onto it. They need me to do it.

>>35559912
as far as junk food goes, that's probably the best kind

>>35546277
My mom has no problem with me refusing what she buys me. My brother has a sweet tooth and she buys him chocolate whenever she goes shopping and buys me one to be fair. I just tell her to give him both every time. I also leave most of the carbs on the meals she cooks. I would be quite chubby if I ate everything she put in front of me.

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Lay's Ostre Chilli chips that are sold for 5PLN (a bit more than 1€) for a 285g pack. Pic related.

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Makes my throat fucking feel horrible during cardio but damn if I don't love it. Would try and quit but all the quitting aids are 3 times as expensive

>>35568017
thank you for your service

>>35568032
>mfw strangers on the internet already know
Got damn it gets hard to hide that shit, being thanked is awkward as fuck

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>one serving is 3 pepper poppers
It's like they're trying to kill me.

>>35568017
move to snus and then get the generic gum

>>35566031
>I have eaten bacon twice in my life.
You know you're going to hell now, right?

>>35568085
Been considering it, tried pouches to at least limit how much I took but I went through those much faster, and those grinds coffee pouches are so much more pricey even though I like them

>>35548801
Im 14 and what is this?

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>>35550870
>chocolate
>salt

>>35569875
Chocolate, salt and caramel is the end of any diet for me.

>>35568057
if it makes you feel better, I wasnt actually thanking you I was making fun of the stereotype.

>>35569998
Lol. it's just weird going to Wawa at 2 am during work and having some methhead townie thanking me

Cigarettes and rye baby. Sunday night and I'm a few glasses in. Cocaine is pretty awesome too but it's awful expensive.

>>35545915
beer

>>35558200
Just don't go to peasant burg places m80 bloody easy as

>>35562424
Is 6 beers like standard? I'm trying to work out if me and my mates have a problem. But then again I've never met anyone or group that loves beers as much

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>>35570195

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>>35570208

Alcohol and menulog.

JUST

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>>35570221

Random question: How bad is it for you if you have 1 can of soda a day?

>>35563737
>real tacos

Explain

>>35570236
Don't do it. Stop trying to justify it, drink water.

>>35566110
My nigga - double cheese burger with mustard, chili, slaw and onions.

>>35570747

Why? Tell me why someone shouldn't have 355ml of soda a day, and that will at least answer the actual question somewhat.

>>35550870
Not really that bad if you're not eating a whole bar of it.

>>35570859
Bad for your teeth
Calories without nutrients

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>>35570859
>>35570930
I used to drink soda a metric fuckton of it. To curb my sodarpop addiction i just drink tea. Yea its fucking water thats been sifted in dirt and leaves but i guess it gets me off of the Dangerous Doctor Pepper

>>35545915
a cheesy pepperoni gooood damn i could eat an entire one of those

>>35553294
Bro have you ever had Takis? Used to tutor kids in a Bengali neighborhood and they took me to the local deli a few times a month to pick a bag of these up and I still crave for them sometimes.

Haegan Daez dulce de leche, and cookie dough accompanied with Pizza Hut Dinner Box.

Killed my gain after eating that for 3 weeks straight after failing midterms, lost my 4 pack, and some definition in the traps and legs since I never stood up from my bed.

During that same time for some reason my thyroids skyrocketed so my metabolism was sorta fucked for a bit.

>>35548534
I've got a limit of 1200cal and goddamn if i couldn't just eat a shit ton of anything. steak, pasta, veggies, all homemade shit. But I have to limit my carbs as well, like 65g a day.

>feelsbadman

>>35554608
also getting enough protein in, unless you eat about 1kg of chicken breast a day

sucks when you wanna have a protein bar or shake just after workout but find out it's gonna but you 200 cal over your limit

Flammin hot cheetos and tacos de tripa

Also cheap Chinese buffets

>>35570567
He means none of that gay faggy shitty tex mex bullshit

>>35550745
oh god, i love goldfish and a tall glass of cold milk.

Cheesecake.
Today.
Good bye ketosis and fat loss.
Sigh.

>>35571918
>Cheap chinese buffets
Fucking this, and the one near me has cheesesticks which are my go to appetizer

Alcohol.

>>35549356
This , but I buy the cheaper Great Value brand and oats.

>>35562485
>>35562554
Fucking CFT , I work at wab , its pretty damn good , all i eat is this and grilled chicken , plus i get a discount .. gains coming my way

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Ice cream for me. New years resolution was to hold out at least 3 months. I usually only eat it during cheat days. Sure I can get carb smart ice cream while in ketosis but fuck that. Its just not as good.

>>35570233
that's where they got cornered by the raptors in JP3, right?

>>35559912
Nothing wrong with these unless you're cutting cause high calories and even then there are millions of worse things you could be eating. My own problem is I have canisters in my kitchen with different kinds of nuts. Usually I'll just grab a handful and leave. However with pistachios since you have to shell them I stand by the bin in the kitchen and just continually shell and eat, shell and eat. I tell myself I'll only have like a small handful but before I know it the bin has two fistfuls worth of shells.

>>35572318
I think ice cream is probably one of the best sweets to eat, calorie-serving size wise. Unless you're eating something like double chocolate ejaculation you can have a sensible portion for about 100-120 cal. That's a pretty sweet deal, especially if you just use it to curb cravings.

>>35565513
Stay strong. We gonna make it.

>>35565636
My family used to be like this, probably not as bad thought. I have converted them and they me and we all support each other now. I hope things get better with your senpai. I know how much of a pain it can be with people trying to force-feed you lard, and getting mad when you won't join in the grease-fest.

>>35559465
These are so fucking good.

>>35548801
had one this weekend. Partying general biggest problem.

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The stored up energy in these things can replace a meal.

>>35567907
Practice socializing as if it's lifting. That's what I do anyway.

>>35545915
Coke Zero.

0 calories, but dat cancer. Trying to drop it now tho.

>>35573347
>0 calories, but dat cancer.

Huh? I know no soda is good for you but what link is there between coke zero and cancer? I use that shit as a mixer for rum.

>>35564436
>scrolling through the thread
>see this dipshit
gasoline has calories, whats your point? you dont metabolize the calories that come from alcohol in the same way as basic macros, alcohol is converted to acetate which is extremly poor precursor for fat synthesis. youre not going to gain weight from alcohol alone. the metabolism of alcohol does however inhibit other metabolic processes as your organism prioritizes ridding itself of literal poision. so while generally intake of carbs and protein results in surpression of fat oxidation via elevation of insulin, when you throw alcohol in the mix fat oxidation is halted BUT so is carb/protein oxidation.
tl;dr you wont get fat from drinking (im talking clear spirits not your gay ass appletinis), you will get fat from drunkenly eating that kebab at 2 in the mornign like the filthy pig you are.

>>35570155
Ever since I started losing weight and working out, I quit booze altogether. Better that way.

McDonald's double cheeseburgers. I could eat 50 of those mother fuckers.

>>35570236
water down the soda with carbonated water and get it down to 1/4 can a day, then quit it altogether forever.

>>35571789
I'm in that 1200cal life too bro. This thread makes me want to die.

>>35548801
>>35558274
imo tastes like the ocean, did you guys find that?

>>35546277
Your mom is my kryptonite

>>35572116
You are weak. Eat nothing tomorrow.

>>35573260
laughed @ this

>>35573357
No proven link, just that internet fluff about the artificial sweeteners.

I just struggle to have it in the house desu, the knowledge that its 0 cals makes me drink it constantly.