/fph/

>>35542244
>>35542250
>1 poster
>Friday night
lmao'ing at your life. Don't bother replying I'm exiting out and going downtown with my friends.

>>35542244
because an 11" dick is the only thing that can penetrate past the fupa and thigh barrier.

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>>35542259
And yet here you are.

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>>35542272
Why do people think it's okay to act like they're attractive?

>>35542289
She really is hot though.

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>>35542259
Did anyone hear a manlet just now? It's hard for me to hear them from up here lmao

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>>35542289

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>>35542312
Last one of blabba the Hut

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Captcha: pies

If phones work by shooting their loads into satellites who go on to spit it into another phone... is it entirely possible that fat people don't text back because the signal can't leave their orbit?

>work at mental health inpatient facility
>hear about involuntary commitment from peers before going to review documentation to do assessment
>tried to commit suicide by slicing wrists
>unable to go far due to too much fat
>go get her out of group therapy and introduce myself
>bring her to my office
>she has a seat
>tell her what I'm going to do
>she sees my half-marathon and marathon medals
>starts blabbering about fat acceptance
>attempt to redirect her on questions
>get to medical section
>she has type-2 diabetes, takes insulin, joints and back hurts constantly
>claims it's genetic, everyone in her family has it, and she only eats about 1000 calories a day
>tell her that it's a result of her poor eating choices
>she gets mad and walks out of my office and asks nurse to speak with my supervisor
>supervisor comes in and talks to her
>she says I was fat shaming her
>we review what she told me
>supervisor calls her out on her bullshit, especially when the evening shift nurse and morning shift nurse noted she not only ate her meal, but took other's food
>she goes batshit insane
>we have to restrain her because she's banging her head on my desk
>nurse injects her with the haldol
>doesn't even phase her
>nurse tries thorazine
>doesn't do anything
>at this point hambeast is raging and we have three staff total restraining her
>try lorazepam
>she finally gets sedated
>have to take her to room and keep her in restraint
JHC, I never thought I'd actually experience this in real life. I always thought it was some dumb tumblr bitches being ironic. I'm dreading Monday.

>>35542452
>I'm dreading Monday.
Why? Being able to sedate a raging hambeast sounds like fun.

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Beating the patriarchy one pie at a cake

>>35542452
>Work with people who have mental health issues
>When not on work posts on 4chan

Your life is dealing with the retarded. I love you though

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>>35542244
contribootin'

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>>35542244
>looking for BBC

Nope. My black ass is staying FAR away from that thing

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>>35542552
>has minion pictures and captions

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>average

Only in America...

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>>35542567
You're a credit to your people, son.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUbH1J66tEA

>>35542525
Hey at least we're only socially retarded.

>>35542552
>don't judge a book by it's cover
>cover accurately illustrates book's contents

>>35542244
>Big girls won't text back either

Because their fingers are too fat to hit the send button.

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Why do you think it's acceptable to bully women for their appearance? You're a fucking disgusting misogynist.

If you dared to say any of this shit to a woman in my presence you would get punk'd in front of all your friends.

>>35542705
Kek I would fuck you up fagggggg

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>>35542720
Haha yeah alright buddy. This is what you'd be up against.

>>35542705
You really should consider getting a trip.
>Yfw people still believe this guy is anything other than a ruseposter

>>35542259
Not him but there could be reasons he is not out tonight,for example my quadriceps hurt like hell.

>>35542705
>Corbyn
Nigger we have more pressing issues

>>35542244
She's 5'8 and 420lbs?!?!?!

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>>35542730
Oh you meant the picture of the guy who isn't you, I would also fuck that guy up.

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>>35542766
That is actually me lmfao

Here's my back pussy

>>35542766
i-is he pregnant

>>35542705
>Corbyn
That retard wants to give up the falklands to my country,we invaded you,killed your soldiers,killed a couple of civilians too and sunk many your ships and this KEK wants to give us free shit for it.
When even your own enemies feel sorry for you,you have to realize you fucked up.

>>35542785
I don't have arms you privledged cunt. How fucking dare you you rancid swine.

>>35542730
> thinks abs tell you how strong a person is let alone how well they'd fight

toppest of keks

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>>35542811
Fuck wrong picture

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OC from my Facebook feed

>>35542730
How do guys get that "fat but have abs" look?

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>>35542785
Her son is trying so hard to hold back tears and disgust.

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>>35542780
I've been doing martial arts for 6 years, I'll destroy you, skeleton kiddo.

>>35542522
>one pie at a cake

>>35542785
Why do they think that they can reinvent the rules of the English language? I'd she seriously confused that "fat " can be an adjective and a noun? Fuck this bitch, makes my head hurt.

>>35542845
>40 likes

>>35542730
>>35542830
Literally photoshopped or painted on

>>35542830
He is pulling his fat flab down, look at this belly button

>>35542720
>>35542730
I'd beat both of your asses and twist your cross eyed nipples into oblivion.

>>35542830
My fat spreads quite evenly across my body which probably has something to do with it. And in all fairness that picture was taken in good downlighting so the abs look deceptively lean.

>>35542845
He changed the blanket on the door tho

>>35542780

Sweet Backpussy, Bro.
Need a ladder to flush the urinal?

>>35542705

Is this a close up of someones pinky?

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>>35542845
This doesn't look too bad

>>35542939
The urinal is pretty much waist height, dumb fuck. That's a sink to the left. Stop calling me a manlet ffs.

>>35542780
>>35542939
Kek he literally needs to stand on his toes to be close to reaching the urinal

>>35542951

>I-I'd punk any of you fat womyn shaming fags!
>I-I'm not a tiny weak manlet, despite no evidence of the contrary!

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>>35542845
At least he's trying and succeeding.

>>35542785
If my arms were 50kg each then I'd be arms.

>>35542629
is this bealeton virginia senpai?

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>>35542244
>EDM friendly

fuck me, she's one of those bitches you see at fests in skimpy outfits that everyone literally makes a ten foot radius around because no one wants to be up on that, then goes home crying

>>35542825
There's a grain of truth to that, but at the same time a widespread "fat acceptance" would just demotivate people from changing. Depression is demotivating but so is acceptance. You gotta hit that sweet spot of confidence where you're confident that you can make changes AND unhappy with your current self.

>>35542452
That sounds fucking hilarious though.

>enormous fat black girl on tinder
>"FIT GUYS ONLY, BIG DICKS ONLY - IF YOU HAVE NEITHER DONT MESSAGE ME I WILL NOT RESPOND"

I don't like fat people as much as the next guy, but really?

Like you're really going to make femands like that? What honestly gives you any right?

I've never just been so genuinely confused about someone's personality.

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>>35542705

Say that to my face not online motherfucker, that's it, if you say one more thing about high test womyns on 4chan I'm crawling through the internet tubes to come and get you. I'll fuck you up for sure.

>>35543193
>femands
Is this a typo or did you just coin the term for unrealistic female demands?

>>35543290
Formally the first, but informally the latter

>>35542780
Wow you look like shit

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>people actually find this attractive

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fat girls who think they're curvy vs fat guys who think they're muscular. Who's worse?

>>35542324
It's funny how they all wear bottom parts that hide their stomach.

>>35543459

>eat leafy greens
>get diarrhea

That's not a flaw with salad, that's a giant red flag that your body isn't functioning properly.

>>35542891
I thought she was lying down on the ground and laughed hard

>>35543459
>>35543584

Forgot to add:
>fast food
>"cheap"

This is how you know they've never actually tried to eat healthy.

>>35542244
>bombshell blonde productions

So they hired a Fat Man as the manager? haha

>>35542891
She would be so pretty if she lost weight...

>>35542452
>lorazepam
You had to use anti-seizure medication to knock her out? Cot dayum how big was this bitch?

>>35542552
>Caucasian Cancer
>Don't judge a book by its cover
kek

>>35542244
Lol 420 lb friendly maybe.

>>35543598
But in the US even a simple lettuce costs more than its weight in gold

>>35543646
>anti-seizure medication
It's a real common emergency med

>>35542324
Dat guy on the right.

>>35543595
Cannot unsee, well played anon

>>35542705
stop enabling fat bitches

>>35543595
LOL

>>35542780
do you even work shoulders?

>>35543064
that looks fun as fuck tho
I want one

>>35543867
Divefag here, no you don't. Your field of vision is extremely limited and if something goes wrong you're beyond fucked, since that tank covers both your oxygen and the thrusters on the scooter. Run out of O2 and you sink like a rock. Plus you can't even go that deep - it's for people who are too fat to snorkel.

>>35543075
TOP KEK

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>>35543137
I grew up in (an) abusive household(s). My parents do not really give a shit about me even to this day. I had to work after school at the age of 14 just to get some spare cash to do shit even though they were doing fine for money. I was bullied at school and no social life other than getting into fights, and ended up on police report and in counseling for finally taking out my anger. I had literally no financial backing once it got time for university. Rather, my belt-wielding father forced/baited me into helping him finish the house he was building, and then promptly forgot my contribution and told me to fuck off. I had to bust my ass to get funding for school, had a physically abusive girlfriend, been in a car accident, been beaten to shit, stabbed, electrocuted, had my whole left arm broken due to an asshole's negligence at work and had to pay those medical bills, and have basically seen people take advantage of or shit on me for my whole life. Particularly my family, which is very riling.

I am basically a traumatically induced borderline sociopath. I was depressed when I was a kid due to the treatment I got (surprise, it runs in the family too) but as this progressed untreated because no one cared, I became so damaged that it "stuck", and I now need amphetamines just to feel some level of excitement.

Today, I am an electrical engineer, and a damn good one. I own an apartment, I have a social circle, I play the guitar and sing and make watches, and I look like a fucking greek god (apart from the scarring). I am starting to date again, making headway with a shrink, and I am dealing with my family. I pulled through.

This bitch doesn't know what depression is. She's probably walking around with her GI so full that the serotonin is leaking from her nostrils. She is an overgrown child who has no concept of or grounds to judge what you can and should expect of people, and neither do any other HAES faggots.

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>>35543691

>>35542845
progress is progress

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>>35542324
Dear god this is right near me. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IN MY CITY!

>>35542289
this really grinds my gears. I don't just mean fatties, I hate seeing 7/10s act like 10s, even the way they carry their handbags, like some expensive ho but they are avg as hell

>>35543193
if she's lucky she'll come across a ripped hung chubby chaser

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>>35543976
Damn anon. This gave me feels that I did not wish to feel. Fuck your family. I wish you success in your life.

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>>35542864
Legit?

>>35542705
>>35542730
>think that is impressive.
top kek m8

>>35544152
what the fuck do you think

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>>35543377
>That pig comment

>>35543664
grow your own faggot, it grows itself and a packet of 50 seeds is like 25 cents.

>>35544067
Thanks. As I said, I'm turning it around. It's just so fucking punishing to know that a) I could have done so much better with some actual support, b) I'll never be able to get back at my father because he moved to another country, and c) I have to see this sort of shit going on around me, and know that some of these people will even live to a ripe old age thanks to my disproportionately contributed tax money.

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This is a story of two years ago when I started college

>first day of college for computer engineering
>have no place to live yet
>met this guy called Matias at the cafeteria and somehow he convinces me and dad to go to his home to see if I want to move in
>he was at the time 23 yo, 5'5" and at least 240 lbs
>decide to move in because of the expenses, it was VERY cheap, like $220/mo
>more five guys live there
>surprisingly all guys are quite nice except him
>always trying to put others down and trying to lead everything
>he would say things like "oh big shit be the strong one when I can have a knife or a gun"

Life wasn't bad except for his fuck.

>one time we agreed to go to a restaurant and when me and a friend arrived he said: oh you are late so I already ordered for you
>mad.jpeg
>get real mad at him and leave immediately

But the most horrific moment was when he got some new drug from his uncle

>Hey Marco my uncle got me this. You take two every day and it blocks most of your fat absorption .I'll get to eat what I want and still lose weight.
>oook.png

This shit really works, but its prescribed for people who agree to not eat a lot of fat, because otherwise the unabsorbed fat leaks through your anus.

>the fucker start eating everything fried
>anus leakage begins
>the fat that leaks is brown but oily and sticks everywhere
>this fucker keeps walking only in underwear at the house like he always did
>see droplets of fat on his chair, bed and some chairs
>a few weeks pass, start seeing the same leakage everywhere
>the odour is unbearable, like shit after a BBQ
>confront him
>get mad saying that I don't want him to succeed that I'm afraid that he'll get better looking than me
>other guys see this and stay at my side
>ask him to stop this shit drug and clean everything
>he says his name is the only in the contract and he could expel us from there
>say he didn't want to
>pack my things and leave
>spit at the floor as I go away

>>35544152
>itworks pyramid scam
>Legit?

m9

>>35542301
>that neck
>black and white filter
>hot
hue

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>>35544576
>set point
>weight is predetermined at birth by outside factors such as our genetics and environment
>determined by outside factors

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>>35542244
just saw this on my newsfeed...

>>35542801
puto

>>35544576
>Oh honey
>Let me tell you about some made up bullshit I frequently use as an excuse for my lifestyle
>It's called 'set point'. It's nature's mechanism to maintain diabetes and destroy your joints
>Biologically it makes sense because

>>35544645
that does not look like a Happy Porker to me.

this photo has been shopped to death
jesus christ nothing in that image looks real

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>>35544567
>tfw getting /fit/ on my regular diet
>tfw just had to exercise more
>tfw fatties tell me I'm a lier

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>>35544645
Imagine it's your job to photoshop something like that.
>Just try to make it look human, I don't care how you do it

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>>35544782
>be 12
>hopping on the fat train
>start rowing because my mom made me
>ate MORE, still got /fit/
>slept more, felt better, grades came up
>tfw 6'4 and 220lbs 12 years later, seeing this shit all over every normie social media

>fat chick at work
>every time i pass by her she's talking about some diet fad
>today she rolls in (lol) with mcdonald's breakfast
>then she orders indian for lunch

>>35543083
It's around that area, yes anon

>>35543290
Holy shit
>I femand HAES acceptance and closing the gender wage gap

>>35542452
>literally wrangled a cow

sounds like fun

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Technically FPH related. These are the people hating on the fats.

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>>35542244
Puts a whole new meaning to "White whale".

>>35544506
You're thinking of alli... It's over the counter medication.

>>35545009

What point are you making

>>35545078
I just like circulating the image. Makes me chuckle every time I see it, and these are the only threads it pertains to.

>>35545078
This is /fit/ and those people from the old Reddit fph are not fit.

>>35544514
>whoa be to you
>whoa
jesus

>>35545085

Why is it funny, though?

>>35545111
because you hating on people because of what they look like is pathetic much like your gains

>>35543645
no she wouldnt

>>35545114
They're from reddit though

>>35545140
so what? you're still pathetic

>>35545140
Reddit is a hugbox; 4chan is a hatebox. Other than that, there is zero difference in the behaviour of their respective users

>>35545114

They just look like normal people though

>>35545010
HOLY
GRAIL

>>35545201
if by normal you mean they have shit bodies, like you do
>b-b-but at least im not fat
doesn't make you better, you were just raised differently

>>35545009
Thanks to my own crippling insecurity, which /fit/ has helped cultivate, I look on anyone who isn't Dmitry Klokov with hatred and disgust, myself included. These skinny losers, although hateful and disgusting, are still higher up on the Klokov ladder than the morbidly obese, the farthest from Klokov of all and therefore the most deserving of our disgust and hatred.

>>35545229

We'll just have to agree to disagree. I can't see a reason why a person of normal weight is somehow not allowed to criticize a fat person.

You sound like you're reaching really far on this one, to the point where I just can't even understand your perspective.

>>35545291
>I can't see a reason why a person of normal weight is somehow not allowed to criticize a fat person.
you are, but these threads are just for hate and feeling superior which in turn makes you a pretentious asshole that thinks they are better than others

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>>35542874
>"and twist your cross eyed nipples into oblivion."
Fuck idk why that got me so good

>>35542525
kekerino

>>35545308
>but these threads are just for hate and feeling superior which in turn makes you a pretentious asshole that thinks they are better than others
Have a le upvote fellow redditor! XD

>>35545405
reddit is where the fat hate comes from, the threads use to be fat people stories which usually came from an objective stand point

>>35543459
What kind of fast food are they eating that they actually feel satisfied for longer than five minutes? Eating clean meals always keeps me feeling full for way longer.

>>35542845

Good for him. He obviously has some work to do, and he should work on his legs, but fuck, he's skinnier, isn't he?

>>35545445
Quit jumping through mental hoops. It's the same shit.

>>35545479
>stories about fat people
>pictures of fat people and people insulting them
seem pretty different to me

>>35542244
i've been trying to bang out a fatty

>>35545490
Then you're an idiot. The purpose of both is to hate on being fat and motivate posters to not be fat. The only difference is one is visual and one is textual.

>>35542302
>>35542759
>>35542272
>not knowing this is a slightly modified meme
Newfags pls

>>35545517
>The purpose of both is to hate on being fat and motivate posters to not be fat
no, the stories were not to hate on fat people and they have never been to motivate posters to not be fat
they were stories that had fat people in them
just because your reddit was like that doesn't mean fit was ever like that
fat people hate threads should be pushed over to /b/, they have nothing to do with fitness

>>35545569
I have never been to Reddit. If what you are saying is true (it isn't), if anything FPH has more to do with /fit/ than stories because the stories serve no purpose related to health or fitness. Quit trying to defend one while condemning the other. They are the same. If you don't like it then hide the thread, you mongoloid.

>>35545593
>the stories serve no purpose related to health or fitness
no shit, they were just something that came about
but now it's about hating people, and hate groups are always just circle jerks full of pretentious losers

>If what you are saying is true (it isn't)
it is, when reddits fat hate shut down the stories thread became fat hate threads and there were several up at any time

>you mongoloid.
you mad

>>35542321
BEESA DOBO, MUSTAFAWA BEEDAAA, HUEHUEHUE

>>35545569
>they have nothing to do with fitness
Then diet related threads shouldn't be /fit/ on according to your logic and only belong on /ck/.
Fuck off you newfag, /fit/ used to be Health and Fitness

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Is pic related fat?

>>35545640
>hate groups
SJW spotted.

>>35542632
kek your pic

"I come from a world you may not understand."

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>>35545009
>lebbit
leave, fatty, don't come back

>>35545010

Ahab wants nothing to do with that shit

>>35545640
Found the fatty

>>35542891
she so fat
the photography had to use an f/22 aperture to get all of her in focus.

>>35545817
I myself am a recovering fatty that enjoys FPH threads because they keep my motivation up on top of being entertaining.

>>35542289
Because Photoshop exists.

>>35543064
This picture is my desktop background. Get some weird and sometimes angry stares in class, but definitely worth it

>>35543976
Shut the fuck up. Literally everything you said was an exaggerated version of 90% of the developed world in a way to victimise yourself.
- my father beat me. Taught discipline
- I had to work at 14 to buy things
- I had to work at 14 to pay bills
- I entered university with literally nothing

Can you offer something that suggests an actual abusive childhood?

>>35542891
Fuck this bitchs face.
Something about her face angers me.

>>35542891
Damn, the Photoshop is real, all her features are smooth but unnaturally flat.

>>35544506
That's so fucking nasty, dude! Every watched Metalocalypse? There's a character named William Murderface...you're horrible roommate sounds exactly like him.

>>35544514
>whoa be to you
>not woe be to you
Fuck, that's messed up. What does she even think that expression means?

>>35543664
...No?

>>35544152
Works as good as test boosters

>>35543664
Gold Price Per Ounce $1,106.00
Lettuce, romaine, per lb. $1.162
it seems you're just retarded

>>35546380
You're obviously the retarded one if you couldn't get that joke.

>>35542552
she looks inches from death

>>35542730
those are fatbs, not abs (the t is silent, like in french)

>>35543459
Ate some mcfuck chicken nuggets and contemplating getting my stomach pumped. How fucked are these fattys systems.
I've had explosive diarrhea since 2 yesterday afternoon.

>>35546455
Yeah I have no idea how people do it.
If I eat anything deep fried or really fatty I feel nauseous for the rest of the day.

>>35544539
lmao, so the insurance company's statistics were correct, but she mad anyway because they didn't hold her hand in a group therapy session and ask her easily dodgeable questions until they got to the truth

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>>35545180

>>35542845
Why is this here?

>>35546455
Your digestive system adapts to it over time, and if it can't you can get a probiotic for it so it can adapt. If you go from full fatty burger diet to clean high in fiber your body goes apeshit at that too, I had to get used to it when I lost a ton of weight.

>>35542244
>Cheese grater phone case
Gotta have accessories that match the lifestyle.

>>35542730
Calm down Jason.

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>>35542849
Why would you post a picture of your physique acting as if it's impressive, when in reality it's borderline comical.

>>35545669

Fuck off

>>35545669
How does her left foot fit in that shoe?

>>35544645
What the serious fuck

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>>35544352
You get back at your father by forgetting about him and doing amazing things with your life. Anything that is dead weight should be treated like dead weight. You never know, one day he may suddenly take an interest in you and want to find out what you're up to now; however he won't be able to find you or if he does you won't want to know. He may have won a battle but he did not win a war, your day will come, just keep bettering yourself like you are doing.

>>35545202
Nicely done.

>>35546536
failed attempt to make you think the guy hasn't succeeded in losing weight

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>>35546086

>>35546810
>>35546536
pretty dog shit progress for 2 years

>>35546828
look at the rest of his body and the house he's in. do you really think he could just drop all the weight like that? two years as an adult is pretty damn short, and progress is a plus, no matter what

>>35542839

this is called "projection"

>>35544576
Then why is it 30% in North America (one of the most mixed country in the corld), and nowhere else?

How could this woman not aknowledge that hamplanets are nowhere in the world near as common, let alone existing?

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>>35546828
This is what happens if you do in in less time.

>>35546889
still going to happen

>>35546894
support your claim :^)

>>35546909
Science don't lie.

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>>35546919
he's right, you know.
>>35546886
CHECK YOUR THIN PRIVILEGE!

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>>35545669
Steven Universe is fucking garbage.

>>35542552
is she australian by any chance? looks like a typical socialist alternative from melbourne

>>35546940
support your claim :^)

>>35546909
How were they able to get the accurate calorie data?

>>35543193

Beggars can be choosers

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>>35546926
It does. Just not this time.

>>35546889
how fast you lose weight has nothing to do with loose skins. Thats a MEME.

That guy got a hot GF, then he got fat again, like fucking how huge he use to be and she was still with him last i checked.

>>35547002
https://www facebook com/David-Elmore-Smith-207608272410/
Damn you weren't kidding.

>>35547049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTlvDMBDIxQ

>>35542864
But.... sugars are carbs......

>>35546889
>This is what happens if you do in in less time.
No, it isn't.

That has to do with the volume of fat that he had to begin with, not with how quickly he lost it. The speed with which you lose weight doesn't matter, as far as loose skin is concerned.
How long a person has been fat for also affects how well your skin can shrink back, but if it's been more than a year or so, then the skin will no longer just "go back to normal."

If you lose a lot of weight, you're just going to have loose skin, no matter what. Six months after you finish your weightloss, your skin will have "re-draped" about as much as it is ever going to.
For "better," more aesthetic results, you'll need surgery.

>>35542448
Underrated

>>35547002
>>35547049
Different girlfriend, but the new one's even hotter. How the fuck does this happen?

>>35543914
>tank covers both your oxygen and the thrusters on the scooter

Was the designer literally a retard?

>>35542864
looooooooooooooool just eat less fuckers

>>35544045
How else are they supposed to act? Do you want them to drag their handbags across the floor? Wear a sign saying "I'm ugly and I'm proud"?

Stop projecting your butthurt insecurities just cuz you're mad that people have confidence.

>>35546968
http://www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1056/NEJM199212313272701

Check for yourself. Its's all there.

>>35545235

"The Klokov Scale", thats pretty brilliant tbqh. He's my goal body aswell. I think I will start to employ the Klokov Scale as a measure of my respect towards fellow humans.

>>35542780
Where has your neck gone?

>>35547101
bc hes famous

>>35547195
>>35545235
The only flaw is that no one will ever get close.

>>35547245
>>35547195
>>35545235
If you guys ever meet Klokov in person, you'll be so disappointed, it's not even funny.

The dude is somehow photogenic as fuck. In person, he looks like a caveman. It's like neither film nor photography can capture the roughness of his features.

>>35545833
underrated post

>>35543595
Haha I thought so too before reading you.

>>35542705
Because I also bully fat MEN for their appearance and denial of the diseased body they inhabit.
Most men aren't posting this sort of disillusion bullshit on the internet, so the majority of these post's content is directed at the sort of retard we have.
I'm sure we'd be laughing and cringing at fat dogs, if dogs could go on twitter and announce to the world that they are beautiful and everyone wants to sleep with them.

Besides, we look at them, and we don't see gender. We see sexless balls of adipose.
That is true gender equality.

>>35547271
>In person, he looks like a caveman. It's like neither film nor photography can capture the roughness of his features.
I'm not seeing the disappointment. Is it coming at a later post?

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>>35543459

>instantly get diarrhea
>costs like $900 for a goddamn salad

>>35544576
for some reason I just quickly moved forward and did a spitting noise at my monitor(not evean jocking)

>>35543459
Fuck. This.

I'm a student, and trust me when I say that every penny matters.
I can't afford eating junk food. First, I was not raised into liking it, but mostly vegetables are cheaper and more filling.

Loving cooking also helps, but come on, 9€ for a shitty Mc Donald menu, while I could buy entire kilograms of carrots, potatoes, and stuff to accomodates them nicely for the same price? Those are just lazy fucks that were never tought how to properly manage food.

>>35546968
You can test urine and it shows how much calories the body took in and how many it expended, it's how dietitians catch these fatties out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA9AdlhB18o

>>35545009
looooool im actually a chub chub and i support these threads -
HAES and FATACCEPTENCE are litraly killing people

>>35546951
You are garbage.

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>>35547478
>likes the second cancer of /co/
>is not a fat SJW

Pick one. You are one step away from pony fuckers.

>>35547499
How come these women that get fat after marriage always have fuckhuge arms?

>>35543459
I just got off my WhatABurger shifts , any fellow ex or curent fastfood workers know how much shit is in the food . How unhealthy greasy fat oily it is . I only eat grilled chicken from here

>>35547522
fat distribute differently on men and women. most men get a big gut while it spreads more evenly on women.

>>35547509
What is this a mixer? Family reunion?

>>35547522
To graze with my dear.

>>35542324
>>35542340

Dem reactions

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>>35547522
A woman with Rich Piana-style chicken wings is already fat, people just don't notice.

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>>35547631
>>35547522

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>>35544845
Indian for lunch. What the sweet fuck.

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>Captcha is steak

>>35542289
How can you be that fat but still have a pancake ass?

>>35542705
the only one getting punk'd is you by your parents for giving you such a shitty name

>>35542730
yeah this aint bullying
and if you want a fight you can go ahead and fight all the women who browse this board including me
yappity yap yap go white knight on tumblr

I honestly don't understand how they can consume enough to get that fat. I feel constantly sick with the amount I eat on a bulk and they're eating significantly more than that and could keep going

>>35542301
That's because she's fat. When you're fat you're constantly hot.

>>35542825
mental health deteriorates when physical health deteriorates
the best way to start fighting against the large population of fat people who also have depression is actually exercise.
and no its not that stupid shit where its just "pilates changed my life"
when your body becomes healthier it helps a ton with situational mental illness

>>35542845
not too mention losing weight too rapidly can lead to a lot of extra skin

>>35547782
Kek

>>35547776
Very highly caloric food, addiction to sugar, constant eating and getting used to it.

>>35542452
That juggernaut fighting off 3 nurses and being invulnerable to sedatives sounds kind of heroic desu.

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>>35545180
>ugly people are beautiful too!

>>35545009
what reddit is that?

>>35547699
right, this is the result of eating food

>>35542730
gyno tits lol

>>35546846
mirin those double calves

>>35547509
>everyone awkwardly looking away
>those three forced smiles

>>35547664
She's drawing that bow wrong

>>35547246
do they actually believe that men find this attractive?
how, how the hell? are there so many fat fetishists to fuck them?

>>35544526
>flexes until buildings collapse
>angels singing in mourn
sounds about right

>>35546690
>less
>not on the dollar menu

game over man

>>35547876
Yeah, she forgot the arrow.

Plus, you know, fingers on the string, hand grip, shooting as if it were a mongolian bow

>>35547499
Hey, faggot, at least I'll admit my porn is socially unacceptable. Steven Universe is the cartoon equivalent of sucking cheesy, short dick 14 hours a day and eating saltines and ketchup for every meal.

>>35546727
Now we're asking the real questions

>>35542845
Atleast he's trying, and he got skinnier. Dont be dick bro

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>>35547669
kek
Now thats an unlikely mashup.

>>35548064
This is not nice meme

>>35542785
looks like she could be quite hot if she lost weght

>>35542312
If you have to plaster "beautiful" over all your pictures, you are obviously either exceptionally conceited or trying to convince yourself and others of the fallacious claim.

>>35542552
>don't judge a book by its cover
>personality: tattooed/pierced

i really don't know what to say

>>35543976
wow and i think my life sucks, i need to man up and grow some balls
godspeed anon

>>35543976
Yeah right drama queen

But I do believe when you say you have a personality disorder, the instability is emanating from your post

>>35542552
>ethnicity: caucasian, cancer
>cancer

kek

>>35543459
>unhealthy food
>burger
>healthy food
>salad

where does this come from? why is salad the go-to meme food that people think of when it comes to health? and why are burgers made out to be some kind of toxic obesity food?

>>35542785

>I am not fat. I am fat.

>What are adjectives?

guys im 5'8 and 180, will i get loose skin if i lose weight by lifting? im still young btw

>>35544549

Hitler pls come back ok?

>>35545009
>fat hate thread
>posts random dyel redditors

what's the point?

>>35543976
When you say you 'make watches', what does that mean? I don't really have a conception of what that looks like as a hobby.

>>35547271
Tfw Klokov will never beat you up

>>35546690
no bullshit, actually useful advice.

>>35547519
Fuck her. I think that if she continues, kick her fat ass to the curb and let her die at age 40. No NHS for you, love. Go fuck yourself.

>>35543459
do americans actually get diarrhea from food that isnt filled with thousands of chemicals?

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>>35546154
>all her features are smooth but unnaturally *fat.
>FTFY

>>35548972
I want to believe that's some kind of ironic bait, but in the event that it isn't, I'd imagine the body is taking the opportunity to use the fiber in the veg to clean out the buildup of (literal) shit that accumulates when one lives on a diet that consists almost entirely of processed carbs.

>>35546846
It looks like her ass started falling off and she grew a new one.

>>35542552

>non-religious
>fat
>tattoos
>smoker

And nothing of value was lost.

>>35547112
Nah that dude's talking out of his ass. Underwater scooters use propellers.