Rich Piano's new cycle

2nd month, calling it right now

>>35540717
Let's just add another, and another half... because why not.... RIP my sweet prince

>>35540717
God you can see how much of a mess he is.

>RIP PIANO

>>35540717
He won't be doing that cycle, he's half synthol

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>>35540717
2nd month 3rd week, he will collapse.

>>35540717
post cycle details, im lazy

>>35540717
whats wrong about test/mast/deca cycle?

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>>35540717
RICH PIANA'S HEART DOESNT FUCKING STOP.
THE PRE WORKOUT AND STEROIDS HAVE FUELED HIS HEART WITH THE POWER OF 1000 SUNS. HIS HEART IS NOW A FUSION FURNACE INCAPABLE OF DECAY FOR THE LIFE SPAN OF THE UNIVERSE.

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>>35540743
>>35540769
>>35540774
>>35540777
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>>35540824
His days are numbered lads

>>35540717

i think he will die somewhere towards the end

>>35540790
just looked it up, that's not that bad

I dont know why he's mixing so much up and using the orals so long, I think he'd have better luck putting the EQ up front and running it longer, same with the tren.

>>35540876
thanks

>>35540876
holy shit senpai.

Rich is fucking insane. I don't know why it is so entertaining to watch him.

>piania fails leaving humanity behind
>his bimbo wife gets all his money
Implying that wasn't her plan all along.

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>>35540876
Rich cant die! ALL HAIL RICH PIANO!

Is Rich going to be the first Space Marine?

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>>35541028
Yes.

How will his heart stop?

>>35541237
it wont, his liver or kidneys will give out long before this cycle will stop his heart

I really hope he survives that shit. I'm really interested in seeing what he will become.

Anyways 3rd month.

>>35541281
Nah he's got his 87 pills a day of his patented Liver & Organ supplement plus the fact that he drinks real food will boost the liver assimilation and add more potassium into his blood oxygen..
He developed that shit himself, specifically for this. Plus the hair pills will aid on toxin adsorption.

>>35541327
i just cringed out of my chair

>>35541327
You have to be +18 to post here bro

>>35541327
>drinks real food
>drinks food
>real food

Woah china

>>35540876
Can some US fag please explain this. How is he openly allowed with using roids without getting arrested?

>>35541632
he keeps them somewhere secret and consumption isn't illegal

>>35541709
Nobody really cares about anabolics unless you are
1) selling to kids
2) selling / distributing in ungodly amounts

>>35540777
Trips of truth. Why dont people realize he's synthol

This is like Jonathan Livingston Seagull, at the end when he leaves humanity behind.

I am loving these videos btw

>inb4 rich dies and leaves millions to synthol-tits

>>35541632
I still don't know and I live in the US

>>35541573
He has his own supplement line, one of his supplements is called "real food".

Try watching the video(s) before commenting next time.

>>35545690
See >>35541878

>>35545732
You don't get the joke, it's over your head. Watch episode 1 again.

>>35541632
Its not illegal to be "on" drugs, only possess them. For example I can smoke weed & walk to the police station & proclaim I'm high. That will give them cause to search me, and after they find nothing I will be free to go.

For all the feds know, he keeps that shit at a friend's house. Feds are more worried about black ppl & their weed anyways.

>>35545749
So the joke is that you're pretending to be retarded?

>>35545752
No, I've arrested many people for being high, and not having drugs on them. Nobody really cares about steroids cause the only person you might hurt is yourself.

>>35545752
are you retarded? its public intoxication

>>35545768
You need to watch episode 1 again Tito

>>35545774
So you're a cop who posts on 4chan & charges people with "being high" with no evidence?

>>35545781
public intoxication is for DRUNK people & it means you are exhibiting behavior that is disruptive/obnoxious. Merely walking down the street & saying "I'm high" isn't disruptive/obnoxious behavior, its free speech.

>>35545808
anything that impairs you is intoxicating. pls pull up the law that states intoxication only applies to alcohol

>>35545785
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>35545793
Your arrested for being "under the influence" . We know what it smells like, what the effects are physically, and how it makes yo act. Please get high, walk into a police station, tell them your high, and see if they let you walk out.

>>35545815
You're the one claiming there is a law against being high, the burden of proof is on you.

I suppose that the patriot act is about being a patriot & not mass surveillance as well, right? And the charge of battery must be all about electricity

>>35545820
>2015+1
The police will just say 'So are we :^)'.
This world is going towards shit in soon every aspect.

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>>35540876

>>35545820
They'll just ask you to leave and/or search you on the way out. Its not illegal to say "I'm high", its no different than walking in and saying "I'm happy". There is no crime nor evidence of a crime. Its not the same thing as walking in and announcing you committed a murder.

>>35540717

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA

he's such a god damn trainwreck

>>35545828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_intoxication

California for example:

The code describes public intoxication as someone who displays intoxication to liquor, drugs, controlled substances or toluene and demonstrates an inability to care for themselves or others, or interferes or obstructs the free use of streets, sidewalks or other public way.

Can we talk about Piana's attempt to ascend instead of weed

>>35540717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXWkMlKFkI

>>35545843
Yeah right, and black lives really matter too.

>>35545853
But then again, it vary between every state

I would have been annoyed if I got a long ass order for lettuce wrapped burgers 2 minutes before closing.

>>35545853
Exactly. Thanks for proving my point. Walking in a public space & exercising my free speech does not demonstrate an inability to care for myself, or interfere with or obstruct the public way.

What would be public intoxication is if I crawled in, and passed out in the doorway blocking it. At that point its considered public intoxication because they must intervene for my own safety & to maintain free passageway of the doorway.

Its not a crime to walk in a public space and calmly make an ambiguous/innocuous statement/joke.

>>35545843
It kind of is since both of them revolves around admitting to a crime.

No, I'm not comparing weed to murder even tho that I'm a fragile swecuck.

>>35545854
I just watched this and it looks like he's about to break down crying. Emotional train wreck.

https://youtu.be/MCbR843Z_zE

>>35545875
Except being high is not a crime. So by saying "im high" you haven't admitted to anything. All it does is give them probable cause to suspect you of a crime, aka the right to search you. It does not constitute a crime in & of itself.

>>35545870
really it just depends how bored the cop is that day. he might care or he might. if you think there is no possible way to get in trouble for being high in public you are wrong.

>>35545774
>govt needs to look out for my well being
nah thanks, Im good.
If done with the supervision of a doctor and made legal to distribute (its pretty much also legal with a "doc") then there is little risk if done correctly.

>>35545877
Speaking of being high, this motherfucker is high as fuck in this and other videos. Like almost nodding out on oxy high.

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>Has a Bentley, a Matsarati, a BMW, and a bro truck
>flat tires everywhere
>buys a new car instead of replacing the wheels

>>35545886
being under the influence of drugs gives them enough reason to detain you.

>>35545890
It doesn't matter if the cop cares, there's no law he can arrest you for. The law called "public intoxication" means you are causing a nuisance, and again simply stating "im high" while calmly walking in a public space isn't causing a nuisance, therefore its not public intoxication.

You faggots asked why Rich can admit his steroid use, im just explaining. If it were illegal to talk about doing drugs, then his videos would get taken down & he'd be in jail right now.

>>35545903
>mfw he'd rather pay a $200 ticket than walk an extra 200 feet

>>35545907
Yeah lots of stuff that isn't illegal is still a reason to be detained. They have to charge you with a crime or let you walk free, and there is no crime they can legally charge you with.

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he may get away with this bullshit because he's doing cardio

how old is he anyway?

>>35545910
States also have "under the influence " laws, and "intoxication" laws encompass many aspects - it doesn't need to be disruptive, you look at what potential harm the person could do during the intoxicated state.

Seriously though, nobody cares about roids unless you selling to kids.

>>35545944
Dude this is America, you're allowed to talk about doing drugs, its freedom of speech. You're acting like its North Korea & you can get tossed in prison for admitting to "previous" drug use. No cop can arrest you because you admitted to smoking a joint 10yrs ago or 10 minutes ago. They need possession to charge you.

>>35540876
>more like 5% natty

LMFAO

>>35545936
Cardio improves your blood lipids to a small extent as well as a few other things, but the massive amount of gear and food Rich is taking in combined with his hulking mass will lead inevitably to an early grave.
Rich's good cholesterol is basically zilch, while his bad cholesterol, triglycerides, blood pressure, resting heart rate are through the roof. His heart is overgrown from the drugs and still struggles to pump blood through his massive body.
Increased IGF-1 levels in his body will cause any developing cancer cells in his body to thrive, if heart disease doesn't kill him first.

>>35545965
First I didn't say anything about smoking a joint 10 yrs ago. I said if you smell high, got bloodshot eyes, stumble around and slur your speech - you can be arrested.
Now if your a good lil doper and use your eye drops, spray the ax body spray and keep to yourself then you'll be fine.

>>35545996
he admits he recently found his good cholesterol (HDL) was 4. He also stated that he "recently" just learned that AI pills combined with steroids can affect your cholesterol.

He's too mentally retarded to comprehend the consequences of what he's doing, which is the only thing that separates him from the casual user.

>>35545877
I want to see this guy on DMT or some other hallucinagenic drug.

>>35545910
Being some one that's been to jail for being high in public 4 times and drunk 2 yes you can go to jail for being high you moron. Public intoxication is being ducked up in public. Drunk and disorderly is what you are thinking of. Just to let you know you can get arrested for that shit Jesus Christ now shutup

>>35546012
The only thing you listed that could get you arrested is stumbling, if its blocking people. That has nothing to do with drugs though, you'd still get arrested sober for doing that. I'm just telling you from experience bro. I used to fuck with cops when I was young & retarded & we got away with stupid shit like that all the time. All they can do is ban you from coming back to that place, unless you refuse to leave at which point laws like public intoxication come into play.

>>35546017
>mentally retarded

Yet he "designs" his own supplements.
And is his own guinea pig.

>2 SCOOPS ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

>>35546034
No you were obviously pissing people off which forced them to call the cops on you, and you were still too dumb to walk away and instead sat there & waited. You were blocking the sidewalk or harassing people I bet. I've told cops I'm high before & they didn't do anything but search me. Just don't admit to being high while driving or disturbing the peace & you're good.

>>35546037
I once arrested a guy just for having too many scoops.

>>35546047
Yeah, if he didn't know about the correlation between steroid/AI use & cholesterol, it makes me wonder what the fuck qualifies him to "design" a live pill intended for steroid users. He doesn't even know the basics.

> GOTTA HAVE THAT WHEY SECONDS AFTER THE LAST SET BRO

>>35545818
U Fucking mad brah, leave 4 chan if you can't handle b8

>>35546062
Not saying they will arrest you but they can. I once knew a cop that would pull over at least 10 people a night for drunk driving and would never arrest them. He'd just take a picture of them and only arrest them if he caught them again.

>>35546104
Your story about drunk drivers has nothing to do with our debate about it being illegal to say "im high". Literally all you have to do is say "on life" afterwards, and then say "hahah its just a joke". They can't arrest you, because you can claim your joke was an exercise of your freedom of speech & your own way of protesting unjust drug laws. Lrn 2 Merica.

For example all RIch said was "i take steroids". He never said "I illegally obtain steroids & possess them" (which still may not be illegal to say per se). Literally all he has to say is "yeah, I take steroids that I'm prescribed". Or he could just say he was joking.

>>35546127
You are a fucking idiot.

It says some cops don't give a shit, some are pricks. Some let white people go, some hate black people. You can be arrested for "currently" being under the influence. We even go to emergency rooms when people OD and drag them in if we want them. Its all about if the cop wants to do it or doesn't care.

Please kill yourself.

You're all fucking idiots who cant think for themselves. None of you fuckhead doubters will ever be 5%ers. Have fun soing your cookie cutter meme programs

>>35546158
You're literally allowed to be high in public and can admit to it (just don't admit to doing a specifically illegal drug) in the US, you simply cannot be beligerent.

>>35545818

Well played

>>35545869

They stop cooking at 1 no matter what, there could be no sales for an hour, theyll still stay open till 1. Then cleanup and close. Im a burger flipper, i know

>>35546158

Making a statement is not probable cause fucko. Yes the officer COULD do whatever he wants, including shoot you, that doesnt mean he is within the law. Your actions, however can justify probable cause.


Please have a nice day, faggot

>>35540717
this man is fucking insane

its amazing

>>35540774
That or this video was filmed at around 5am just after he got out of bed.

>>35540824
Most forecasts for the lifetime of the universe put it a couple of hundred times the lifespan of an average star. The more you know!

>>35540717
I just watched an interview with Ronnie Coleman. He said :
"In the last fitty yrs (50 yrs) only 1 bodybuilder has died, and he died from old age"
Time for a chess match between Rich & Ronnie.

>>35540717
guessing he took some shit in HS and is now going into uncharted waters compensating for the humiliation

>>35546464
> who is Greg plitt

>>35546495
and zyzz

>>35546438
>implying he sleeps

>>35546495
>>35546572
Both of those were in the last 5 years, idiots. Ronnie's statement is false now but could be true at the time.

Is he the most mentally fucked up of /fit/ icons?

>>35546582
The interview was 2015.

>>35540969
Hollywood drama with Academy Award Winner™ Edward Norton in the role of Rich and Danny de Vito in the role of the overbearing emotionally distant father when??
>He has confirmed that he started using steroids at the age of eighteen, after disappointing his father when he failed to place at a bodybuilding show

>>35541632
that's just an instagram post, it doesn't really prove anything, if the police bothered with arresting him a decent lawyer would get him out of jail the same fucking day, nigger could probably pull a "Rich Piana the steroid user bb is a character I play in youtube to entertain people and to earn subscriptions/money" and be free, there is no actually picture of him using steroids and he probably doesn't keep them in his house

>>35546782
>Thaddeus McMichael claimed this post was a joke

>>35546495
>Plitt was hit and killed by the southbound Metrolink Antelope Valley Line train 268 in Burbank, California, on January 17, 2015, while running between the rails. His death was recorded by the camera mounted in the cab of the engine.[6][7] After examining the video, police reportedly told TMZ Plitt was standing on the tracks, and tried to outrace the train when it approached, to prove the efficiency of an energy drink for a commercial. He was shortly after knocked off the tracks and out of frame.

why aren't energy drinks banned?

>>35540876
Why is he pinning test E eod? Why not do test P; it's strong mg/mg than test E

>>35545916
Also
>PC problem? Smash it and buy new. Plus pay for software
Where do his money come from? Are there that many people buying his stuff?

>>35540876

You act as if we are supposed to be surprised you dumbfuck.

>>35546495
>>35546572
>greg plitt
>zyzz

>bodybuilders

lmFao

no

they're aesthetic seekers, not bbers

>>35545849
>been up three nights STRAIGHT
>as you can see I've not been sleepin'
>can probably see I look like shit

he isn't about to die then, he's missing sleep. I look really ill when I miss sleep, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's all it is.

>>35545853
>it is a legal duty to care for others, if you're unable to do this you'll be arrested

>>35548799
>MISSING SLEEP

He'll be fine, he takes GHB so he goes right into REM sleep and gets more REM than a non 5% who sleeps 8 hours

>>35545996
>the massive amount of gear and food
>and food
eating a lot of food leads to an early grave?

>>35548857
Not the same guy, but yes actually.
The breakdown of food and the use of oxygen in your body is what causes aging and genetic damage.
Weird stuff.

>>35545877
It's usually his lower lip that looks meaty and swollen, but in this video it's his upper lip stealing the show.

Honest question but how much bigger can he get (upper body at least)?

>>35549413
depends on how much synthol he'll inject

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>>35540717
Mirin that dog like nipple sag, getting ready to feed his 5% pups their all day you may.

>>35546367
Making a statement is probable cause. You are stating you are high, therefore the officer has grounds to believe you are high. If he decides to detain you, which he is perfectly within his rights as an officer to do so, and finds that you are high on narcotics, you could possibly be charged with public intoxication. The scenario is highly dependent on how the officer wishes to proceed. This is coming from the perspective of a candian, where I'm sure our laws are different but still similar.

>>35540717
What video is the cap from? I want to watch it.

>>35545875
I live in Sweden too and I don't have personal experience on the topic, but honestly, I really think that if you walked to a police and told them you are high, they'd search your pockets but if you behaved like a normal or at least weren't aggressive, they'd just tell you to get home and maybe laugh. Unless the police was having a shitty day.

It's also illegal to drunk in public, but the only thing which has happened to me is that the police has either told me to go to some side street or poured out my alcohol when I was younger.

Police in Sweden at least is chill and forgiving if you behaved well. It's easier for the police too to let certain things slide if you aren't causing any trouble.

>>35540876

Some roidfag please tell us how much this cycle will cost him, it seems like a fucking expensive cycle..

>>35550075
about 3 grand

i can't even imagine what the cost of his diet looks like...

>>35550163
ah fuck, nevermind. just saw GH

i have no idea, then. but it's very very very expensive now that that's thrown into the mix.

jesus christ

>>35549980
http://youtu.be/zH2b0ostYVA

>>35550176
I bet he is going to spend 5,000-10,000 on it, because WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>35550231
He looks strung out.

>>35540717
wish it would stop right now so we don't have to keep seeing posts of this narcissistic prick all over the place

>>35550872
Stop bitching about someone more famous than you.

It is everywhere for a reason.

>>35550872
You gotta give the guy a little credit. He knows how to get himself more exposure. Every youtube fitness channel seems to have a reaction to his cycle.

>>35546034
Are you a slow adult?

Half the shit he says in his videos sounds like he is trying to convince himself that he is worth a fuck.

Damn Rich is having a existential breakdown

>>35540876
i thought the scoops man said he was off the juice?

>>35551345
>using 4chan
>implying you aren't the same way
>implying I'm not the same way

>>35551393
10/10

>>35548799
because I'm sure no sleep plus an unholy dosage of roids isn't asking for a heart attack.

Is roiding the final destination? I used to not care about my looks, but after lifting for six months I feel disgust towards my own body despite looking my best ever and the temptation to roid if getting hard to resist.

Is lifting even healthy? Fuck, I wish I never started.

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>>35551581
>after lifting for six months
>six months
>expecting any gains in six months

>>35551600
I know it's laughable but still the more I get into the community the more I realize how prominent roiding is.

>>35551611
lift natty for 3+ years before even thinking about roids. 6 months is nothing

>>35551393
Its just funny seeing an actual "e-celeb" or some grown man document his juicy midlife crisis imho but it still makes for great entertainment and i respect the guy for putting his body and hormones through hell for our viewing pleasure.

HOly fuck- Rick Pianoman is strung out on Adderall, caffeine, PWO and god knows what else, while injecting 2-3 grams of roids per week AND eating a pint or two of ice cream every night to top off his 7,000+ calorie DIE-et

I can see where this is going

>>35551581
>after lifting for six months

lmao

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>>35551659
Stupid advice. Not like roids dont work on skeletons

>>35541632
>>35541632
freedom of speech.

it is legal to CLAIM anything you want...

i can claim to take roids every day, 100% legally

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>>35551659
>>35551581
>Not using all natty SARMS

*Tfw the LGD-4033 hits*

>>35551742
he isn't saying roids won't work, dumbfuck.
but before you become dependent on chemistry, maybe take some time to evaluate your shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfm5oM9rHF0

>>35551755
>sarms
>natty
do you know what "natural" means?

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>>35551774
>take some time to evaluate your shit.
Wao great advice. Remember to be yourself and fake it till you make it anon

>>35545903
Bruh... Why?...
Wonder if he'd give them to me, I'll pay for the tow to the tire shop once he signs them over.