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Gym cringe

While im here is the reddit ppl good if ur not doing the linear progression? i just progress when im ready really
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>>35535657
>cringe
>a young kid trying to improve himself, looking after his health
nigga that aint cringe
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kill yourself OP
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Thats pretty awesome actually
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>>35535657
Go back to reddit and ask them and then stay there.
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>>35535657
That kid is very young. Good on him for being interested in training.
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>>35535657
>cringe
>kid actually interested in fitness instead of video games and weed

Not cringe. Sage.
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>>35535668
>>cringe
>>a young kid trying to improve himself, looking after his health
>nigga that aint cringe
Children should get all their exercise from just normal playing, there should be no need for him to lift weights to improve his health.
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>>35535836
Playing outside kills gains, bro
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>>35535657
The only cringe in this thread is you OP
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OP is mad jelly over that the kids dick hangs lower than his balls
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>>35535836
>Children should get all their exercise from just normal playing, there should be no need for him to lift weights to improve his health.
Go fuck yourself.

People like you that claim to know exactly what children should and shouldn't do are what ruined my childhood. Let the kid be interested in whatever he likes.
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can we just ignore the op and have a cringe thread? cmon now guys, jeez
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>>35535668
Posting it on social media was the cringe
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>>35535657
That's not a cringe, it's cute. OP, post your physique to get this cringe thread rollin.
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>>35535956
This isn't your circlejerk reddit.
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>>35535657
What would you do if you saw this in your gym?
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>>35535956

No. Op is cringe and a faggot. I hate OP
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>>35535985
Why would I give a shit? Someone wants to write some shit while walking on a treadmill. Seems perfectly reasonable.
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>>35535971
He's like 11. Kids do and say cringy shit all the time.
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>>35535836

You sound like a 45 year old housewife on facebook.

>HURR DURR kids shouldn't excersize Young, they can hurt them selves! They should eat pies and pizza and weight 73kg at the age of 10 and be a fat cunt like me.

Go kill yourself.
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>>35536039
>Those eyes
Wtf has he been smoking?
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there's nothing you can do at that age that is legit cringe. he's a fuckin child bro.
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>>35535985
If that what it takes for her to workout I wouldn't really give a fucking shit.
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>>35536190
estrogen
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>>35535657
Dude feels cool as fuck lifting weights like his role models.
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>>35535976
DAMN
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>>35535657
If I wanted to cringe I'd ask for your 1 rep maxes
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>>35535657
How is this cringe, he's just a kid. I think it's cute that he actually thinks he's doing something.
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>>35535985
Continue my routine. Only faggots would care enough to take a picture of this shit. There's no danger in what she's doing. The machines in my gym have televisions on them.
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>>35536039
These guys are stupid, I don't want to be manly and that's PRECISELY why I absolutely need feminism gone. Feminism only wants to free up women and it actually hates men in any form. Stupid fags are just being tools for their own demise.
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>>35536314
>"hey dude, i think this is pretty dangerous..."
>"NO, you have no idea what you are talking about, I want to spent time with my son, you do NOT know what it means to be a hard-working dad in 2016!"
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>>35536314
What a fucking asshole.
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>>35536007
i read that as 'tomato tongue' and thought it was way better that way
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>>35536415
Kek me too. You made me read it again and I was sad it wasn't tomato tongue.
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>>35536314
He should switch to bodyweigth exercises only, but always keep the kid strapped to him. That way, as the child grows and gains weight, so will his gains. By the time his son goes to college, his dad is going to be a fucking tank.
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>>35536039
>those eyes

JUST
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>>35536485
Exactly. His son will go through gains osmosis
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>>35535985
Better off getting a tablet and affixing it to the handle bars.
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>>35535836
your fucking retarded, no one plays outside these days, kids from ages of 11 start smoking and getting pissed in local parks, him lifting weights will help him make it
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>>35536491
SPOT
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>>35535691
He's not you retard. He's attention whoring on social media. No kid should have a facebook that young. All it is, is a form of them trying to seek attention.


Teach this mother fucker to spell first.
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>>35536211
Kek
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>>35536502
Pissed at what? Legos being too expensive? I agree. Shits like 10 cents a piece. I just want a cheap lego tie fighter or sears tower to put on my desk.
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>>35536519
"getting pissed" = getting drunk
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>>35535985
I used to study on the exercise bike when I was in college. Better than staring at the wall or a TV.
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>>35536525
I'd get drunk too if I had to deal with expensive legos.
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>>35536509
Have you considered that praise, feedback and attention could develop his desire to continue his hobby?

That's literally pedagogy 101
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>>35536546
And set him up to need validation from others, when all serious philosophy agrees that the will needs to come from within
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>>35536555
He's like, 10 nigga. He's not developmentally at the level of deep introspection and reflection. He performs activities which he enjoys and which will get him attention. Luckily, it's lifting.
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>>35535918
You sound 15. You're still a child
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>>35536496
Uh it's gains diffusion
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>>35535918
>People like you that claim to know exactly what children should and shouldn't do are what ruined my childhood.
>Let the kid be interested in whatever he likes.

Turns out the kid likes video games and anime and turns into a fat acne'd ugly lank-haired trenchcoat wearing edgy sperglord at 15 and spends his teenage years being shunned and mocked turning into an autistic socially retarded 23 year old virgin who's never had a gf who spends all day posting on fitness threads in an anime discussion imageboard.

Happy you let your kid do what they wanted? Because he might not be!
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>>35535657
>cringe
>lifting 18 times a day
pick one
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>>35536555
Everyone needs validation form others. You can talk shit all you want about how you have your own self validation, but you're here on 4chan dicking off shitposting.

Validation is what gets shit done. No motherfucker became a King to not be worshipped by bitches. People that don't seek validation lead simple lives to themselves.
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>>35535918
That's how horsefuckers and other furries are born
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>>35536485
> Strapping a 17 year old to yourself at the gym
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>>35536314
Once people have more than one kid safety becomes less important. This is still retarded tho
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>>35536625
What kind of trauma causes this kind of terror
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>>35536668
>Let the kid be interested in whatever he likes.
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>>35536609

>Everyone needs validation form others
>Validation is what gets shit done

Not really.
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>>35536818
>>Let the kid be interested in whatever he likes.
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>>35536629
>2000+16
>not doing pull ups with added teens

are you even trying bro?
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>>35535657
Jelly faggot that can't train 18 times a day detected
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>>35536629
Only real men train this way.
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>>35536690
did he fucking photoshop himself aswell?

just
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>>35536841
for best gains, make sure you get twins
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>>35535973
underrated
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>>35536839
His dad (I presume) looks like a broken man. This picture makes me sad
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>>35536877
>>Let the kid be interested in whatever he likes.
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>>35535657


He's like nine for fuck sake. Take it you were perfectly knowledgeable about lifting when you were farted out your mother's cunt though.
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>>35536314
>stands up
>drops weight
>kid's head snaps off
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>>35536917
Top kek
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>>35536690
>>35536839
>>35536891
>implying normal children grow up to be like this
All these people had psychotic, domineering mothers, I'll bet my ass on it.
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>>35536955
>Let the kid be interested in whatever he likes.
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>>35536984
>parenting can eliminate autism spectrum disorders
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>>35536984

lmao this is so bizarre.
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>>35536207
Dude, when I was his age, I asked my crush out... To McDonald's. I was a chubby kid too.

Still cringe to this day
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>>35536984
>full blown psychosis
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>>35536984

this is why you never let your kid pick up dumbbells

thanks anon and op
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How is that cringe? It's pretty funny...>>35535657
> op is aneroxic hater
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>>35536891
>I love the smell of old diapers and love getting them for free out of the garbage
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>>35537014
> he doesn't realise autism is a meme diagnosis which actually means "was raised by a TV"
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>>35536314
TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK
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>>35535657
>2016
>not lifting weights 18 times a day

Pleb
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>>35537098
Honestly I'm starting to agree with this the more I see of life.

The difference between never learning social awareness and being literally unable to is seemingly overlooked a lot in autism diagnosis nowadays.
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>>35536543
> underated kek
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>>35535657
this isnt cringey OP

he looks like a cool kid, fuck you OP
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>>35536984
i'm not fucking reading that fuck off you cunt, back to 9gag
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>>35535976
Got eem
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>>35535657
>making fun of a child for lying

some cutting edge humor right here
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>>35537145
Just because someone said "that furfag is autistic" doesn't mean he was actually diagnosed as autistic.
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>>35536314
Didn't anybody else notice the tennisball that's photoshopped in the baby's hands?
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>>35537145
I'm a teacher. You have no idea the amount of behavioral diagnoses which are simply shitty parenting.

Ive got one kid with supposed "learning difficulties" who flatly refuses to do any work or take exams. He can answer questions directed to him in class absolutely fine but will not lift a finger for book work. What he needs is a kick up the arse but what he gets is special dispensation and 1 to 1 classes with a special needs teacher once a week. He knows perfectly well he can pull this shit because his parents think the sun shines out of his arse and are otherwise completely disinterested and the school has no system of discipline here.

If I'd pulled that shit in high school I'd have, literally, been dragged to the seputy head master's office by my ear and he would have called my parents before my arse was in the chair.
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>>35536039
why is it that one side of his face is clearly fatter than the other?
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>>35535657
He is like 8 and hitting the gym and you cringe because he is not as knowlegable as your 20 something ass? you were watching anime and getting fat at his age.
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>>35537014
You can abort retards before they are born.
Its 2016,medicine has come a long way.
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>>35536314
>starts doing pushups
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>>35535899
>5%-er 4life
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>>35535657
>and go on tread meal for 20 mins on 8.5

I bet he doesn't tread when it comes to mealtime.
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>>35537268
I'd abort a kid with down syndrome. I couldn't raise a kid that's too retarded, or severely crippled. People don't want to admit it, but when I say it, a lot of people suddenly start agreeing.
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>>35537294
Only christcucks would disagree.
Actually I had a jewish doctor professor who went on a morals rant saying eugenics is literally hitler and people have forgoten the holocaust.
Honestly I wouldnt want to live even as a normal IQ person,let alone a retard.
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>>35537212

I can believe it.
My physics teacher in final year secondary school 8 years ago was convinced ADHD was a crock for 99% of cases.

She knew what was coming.

>>35537294
>my mother had my brother quite late after me, and there was an increased chance he might have been born with downs
>this discussion comes up one time and she tells him to his face in front of me that she would have aborted him if he had it
>mfw
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>>35536314
holy fuck a baby carrying his daddy and a bb
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>>35537294
I don't know if I'd abort it but I'd like put it up for adoption or whatever.
I mean I don't want it polluting MY gene pool but if someone else wants to take the burden they're welcome to. Might as well still give the little dribbling nincompoop a reasonable chance at life.
Just not in my house and not whilst dribbling on my carpet.
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>>35537294
Just keep it locked up in your basement and feed the thing twice a week.
Rape and harass to tame,if necessary.
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>>35535668
Agreed. OP is just mad jelly that he can't even compete with a child in terms of how many times he can do weights in a day (18)
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>>35536873
What's underrated about a joke being retold for the millionth time?
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>>35536485
It would work for like 5-10 years. Then age will set in and the guys muscles will start going down hill just because of age.
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>>35536877

Myth has it that the guy told his family that he needed money for an emergency, and a short while later—at Christmas—arrived at his parents' home with his newly bought fursuit.
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>>35536839
He looks so unhappy
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>>35536839
>>35536877
>>35536891
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>>35537528
Haha, it's not even a good fursuit, jesus christ.
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>>35535986

is that from some film of Lord of the Flies?

Based book
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>>35536382
Don't be that guy. No one actually likes the stuff, chill and let it take care of itself. Crusading will only make you seem like a dick and drive people to the cause.
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>>35537559
You know how to recognize a good fursuit?
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>ITT: OP BTFO
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>>35537627
You don't?
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>>35536485
>becomes too old to lift son
>now your son lifts you
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>>35535657
If I wanted to cringe I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are.
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>>35537294
My little brother has DS and I fully agree. Love the kid but could not handle being a DS full time caretaker
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>>35535974
I don't understand, whats cringy here? I mean she wanted to go to a waterpark, plenty of pregnant women go swimmin, she acknowledges that they had a point in that it was kinda dangerous but she probably picked a slow smaller slide but the park still has safety considerations.
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>>35537822
You should kill him with a showel, anon. Don't risk ending up baby sitting him in later years.
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>>35536839
You just know that they are in a bad place with money, and he gets that fucking suit.

They cost a bit of money iirc, right?
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>>35536839
I would beat the fuck out of my son if he wore something like this

Like I'd be more ok if he did drugs or even killed someone over this shit
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>>35536690
no strong father figure creates this sort of autism

fear of being disappointing my father is pretty much why i'm not a disgusting autistic failure
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>>35537868
It's like when you see a pregnant woman drinking or smoking. Just doesn't feel right.
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>>35538024

Word
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>>35536984
>2 people disagree and have an argument
>some retard goes "hehe I agree with you all"
In German we call that "Dialektik". He prolly read my nigga Hegel
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cringe? he's like 10 years old

why do i still go on this site?
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>>35535836
>there should be no need for him to lift weights to improve his health.

100% right. Should be. But there is. Kids are getting fatter and less healthy, proper strength training is a viable to this.
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>>35536280
He actually contributed to the thread this time!
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>>35536509
OP salty as fuck
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>>35535668
I know it's a 5 hour old post buts the cringe is in the ego the kid has to put that shit on Facebook. This applies for anyone taking gym selfies and shit.
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>>35537718
That's some deep symbolic shit.
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>>35536570
Once ypu understand the psychology of certain human beings, you're not able to get mad at their reasoning
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>>35538147
It's OP's friend obviously
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>>35535657
That's not cool man he's just a little kid.
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>almost all of the kids use social medias believe it or not

Better that, than like 90% of 4chan, inbred white degenerates fapping to 2d women.
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>>35535657
haha future manlet in training
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>>35537894
I'm pretty sure full body ones that are good are a couple grand
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>>35538096
>It's like when you see a pregnant woman drinking or smoking. Just doesn't feel right.
it doesn't feel right because that's wrong as fuck, both smoking and drinking are terrible for child's health, a water slide isn't inherently bad for a baby.
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>>35538639
He's gonna think about that every night when he's falling asleep til he's at least 50
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>>35536039
He already isn't so why does he need feminism?
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>>35535985
honestly I pullout my phone and try to play shitty games to distract my self when I do cardio, anything to make that mind numbing experience faster.
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>>35538639
jesus christ what the fuck
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>>35538706
My friend's can almost tell when I'm starting my cardio because I text like five people "Hey" when I start
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Am I the only one who decided not to have kids? Other than not wanting them I'm pretty sure I'd fuck them up like these retards
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For all the people bashing on OP. The kid is lifting what looks like fucking 3kg. With a smug face. It pretty fucking cringy to post that shit on facebook like some bigshot. Kid deserves to be put in his place.
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>>35538639
[Screaming Eternally]
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>>35538688
It's not the water slide it's the lack of caution from the mother. She for whatever reason lacks basic maternal instincts to protect her child. It's just an obvious sign she will be a generally shitty human being and end up raising a child filled with issues.
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>>35538623

whats the difference between using social media and talking to people irl? its simply the current popular form of communication and if you act like its killing our youth you're just being a pre-oldman who can't deal with change.
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>>35538975
When all of your communication is through text and you never interact face to face you fail to develop basic social skills. Not to mention the Internet is one huge hug box and that's why you see people flip the fuck out if one minute inconvenience happens in their life.

Human minds were not designed to grow with screen in front of them 24 hours a day. People who give their toddlers tablets are fucking crazy.
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>>35536932
>>35536917
or better:
>snatches new PR
>drops weight from 2m
>yells like a berserker
>bar lops kid's head off
>whoopsie!
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>>35538639
why the fuck would he wear a fedora and a button-up shirt and do bboy moves? Shit I'm a huge fucking nerd but I know which fucking caps and clothes to wear when I'm bboying.
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>>35538720
What's wrong you fucking autistic meme posting faggot? the guy wanted to date a girl so he did something to impress her, what would you do?
post some frogs on r9k?
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>>35538706
Honestly I'm a huge fan of music, I've got like 20 Essential Mix on my phone that I can listen to while running. Love doing cardio while listening to dem beatz
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>>35538639
>if it looks stupid but it works
>it ain't stupid
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>>35539004
>Human minds were not designed to grow with screen in front of them 24 hours a day.

ok then what ARE human minds designed for?
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>>35539028
Actually talk to her instead of doing this cringey shit.
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>mfw OP is jelly over some 8 year old kid
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>>35539027
>I'm a huge fucking nerd
>when I'm bboying

Kill yourself.
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>>35536509
>He's attention whoring

He's fucking 10. Who's he trying to get attention from? His mom?

Dude, he's 10, it's not gonna matter in the long run and I remember being like 14 back in 2010 and putting a picture of myself lifting on facebook, not for attention, but because I think it looked kinda cool.
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Friend posted this on facebook
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>>35539064
What's the point in that when you're fucking 12? All you have to do is stupid shit other kids aren't doing and you're set.
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>>35539128
damn getting fatter than left pic is possibe?
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>>35539060
Interacting face to face with other humans.
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>>35536891
top kek omg
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>>35539044
Music doesn't cut it for me, like songs seem to last longer when I do cardio, it's truly hell on earth
>>35538722
Jokes on [spoiler]me[/spoiler], I have only 1 friend and he lifts with me, he doesn't do cardio though
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>>35539201
You were homeschooled weren't you? What's the point of getting a girlfiend when you are 12? You won't fuck her anyway.
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>>35539256
don't ask me I never had one
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>>35536491
KEK
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>>35535657
replying to a legendary post lol
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>>35539128
tell your friend that changing clothes isn't an accomplishment
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>>35538024
agree senpai
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>>35536984
Lenny is such a goddamn hero.
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>>35537294
I'd abort it for their sake. The humiliation and struggle? I wouldn't wanna go through it.
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>>35536891
This guy is a mechanical engineer
He's doing better financially than most of 4chan
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>>35539431
Money isn't everything man, I mean just look at him does he look ok to you ?
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>>35539431
not better physiologically though, since I dont have to go around trash cans checking for used diapers to feast upon.
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>>35537545
Shit like this makes me not want to have children.

I really want to have a son one day, be the father for him that mine wasn't. Teach him things, show him the ropes, challenge him to make him a man one day. But when I see shit like this it makes me afraid that would if I lose my future son to shit like this? Would if he's born autistic (legitimately) or retarded? Would if he is completely normal then turns into an SJW or a fur-fag or something.

God dammit fuck this gay earth, I'm not homophobic but it's fucking gay.
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>>35537718

the circle of lift
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>>35539470
Mods! This user is underage.
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>>35536314
He's just wearing a new type of weighted vest guys

That baby was already dead when he bought it
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>>35536314
He's progressing. He maxed out at 75lbs and they didn't have any 2.5s so he added the 8lb babby to hit his new CrossFit PR

Bold move. Bold.
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>>35539046
It didnt worked
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>>35539501
The fuck are you talking about, I'm almost 20 years old, nigger. 19 to be exact
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>>35539538
In that case it's time to hero, faggot
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>>35539252
>like songs seem to last longer when I do cardio, it's truly hell on earth
Same for me, with the difference that I think it's heaven on earth.
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>>35539549
Care to explain why?
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>>35539470

why does it matter what your son turns out to be as long as hes happy? who are you to mold him into something you wish you were, but he might not want to be?

i hated my dad growing up because it took him 20 years to figure out i wasn't him, and that i learn and think differently than he does.
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>>35539470
Children are like playing the lottery, they might turn alright or the might turn like that>>35537545
you can only risk it and hope for the best, while trying to give them a good example and teaching them how to be decent human beans
>tfw gf is pregnant
>we are expecting a girl
>I dont want her to become a disgusting tumbler gender queer whore
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>>35537145
>>35537098

Behavioral neuroscientist here.

I have a pet theory that autism and largely the increase of diagnosis is a result of this exactly.

Feel me out. If a child learns socioemotional behavior from their parents who are always on their phones, they won't learn normal social and emotional regulation which comes during that critical point of development.

Tl;dr smartphone addicts are ruining their children (maybe).
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>>35539573
Did you not see this? >>35537545

Quite frankly, I want my son to be happy, yes. Be that as it may, if I'm making the HUGE investment and dedication of my life to raising a child. I want to raise him to be a fucking success. I don't want a child who's going to dwell in my basement after having dropped out of highschool with a room filled with MLP and furry paraphernalia, fucking sue me, I don't want that.

>>35539590
Good luck my friend, and congratulations
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>>35537868

She's fucking 15, that's what's upsetting, you blockhead
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>>35539590
>>I dont want her to become a disgusting tumbler gender queer whore

Be there for her. Don't let the TV/Internet raise her, and teach her to have some fucking backbone and thick skin. You should do fine.
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>>35536039
Doesn't seem like being manly is something he has to worry about.
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>>35539573
I'm okay with him doing unconventional things, like say he doesn't want to get a degree in the classic Business and work in an office. Maybe he wants to be an artist, musician, or something different. That's okay! I just don't want some autist retard draining my resources only to amount to nothing.
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>>35535657
tfw 3 hours a day on the treat meal
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>>35539571
Too late for that
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>>35535974
>that face

I fail to see who would impregnate that
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>>35535985
some people think better when they're walking; ever notice some people pace when they're thinking hard? she might be doing work not exercising.
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>>35537237
He's slightly leaning to one side so gravity is pulling down his facial fat.
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>>35539653
This. When I need to think, I just jam randomly on the drums.
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>>35539639
That's what I thought.
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>>35539431
Wasn't he diagnosed with cancer?
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>>35539623
I'll try anon, I'll be honest and say that my social awareness is shit and that I'm usually cynical and rude as fuck, I was raised by a single mother because my dad died when I was young.
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>>35539611

if the cost of raising a child factors in to how you interact with and raise him, maybe you shouldn't have kids.
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>>35539690
Know that feel dude. Dad died of cancer when I was 12. Only reason I didn't miss him is because he tried to kill me, but maybe that left me more fucked up than him dying.
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>>35536891
God I haven't seen a pamperchu post in a while and I was hoping I never would again
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>>35539699
my dad wasnt bad but he was the average emotionally distant old man who occasionally cheated on my mom, which is probably why my older brother never liked him.
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>>35539699
>Only reason I didn't miss him is because he tried to kill me

that's a pretty ok reason to be fucked up
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>>35539698
>if the cost of raising a child factors in to how you interact with and raise him, maybe you shouldn't have kids.

I should call the mods on you, you sound underage here. Have you ever managed your own finances before? Do you not have a job yet or do you get money from your parents? Dude, in this day and age, do you know how much children cost? They're EXTREMELY expensive financially, mentally, and physically. You need to DEDICATE yourself to taking care of and raising a child, and I applaud parents that can do it.

But yes, contrary to moralfags, finances do fucking matter. Is it a smart idea to have a child when you make less than $10,000 a year? Fucking no, it's stupid.

However if you make $100,000 a year, then yeah there's some room to have a kid!

Not even counting how expensive hospital and medical bills are, kids will drain your resources, i's a fucking fact. I'm just putting it into perspective, I'd rather bring a kid into the world when I can finance the child instead of living in poverty and putting the kid through it.
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>>35539743
I feel like shit tier fathers either help you grow faster than the rest of society, or completely fuck you over, and it's complete up to you to decide how it goes.

>>35539748
The funeral was annoying as fuck to be honest, because I wasn't sad or anything and people started giving me weird stares. Ended up having to act sad all day.
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>>35539128
High test
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>>35536839
>that dog food bag
either he eats that shit himself or they actually have a dog, and I don't wanna know what he does with that
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>>35536891
He died from cancer or something, like why they told him to stop is the reason he died
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>>35539912
the fuck is wrong with his pecs?
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>>35535993
If you can fucking do work while doing cardio you're not getting a very good workout.
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>>35539337
well, this is true
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>>35537718
like pottery
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>>35539912
is he autistic or gay?
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>>35540072
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>>35539337
Feeling the need to put that on a shirt is some serious insecurity. Instead of just enjoying your sport,
>HAHA my game is better than your game. I'm awesome guys. Seriously. Right guys?
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>>35540109
People get kicked to death over football, of course they're fucking insecure.
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>>35539941
looks like roids induced gyno

>captcha is juice xDDDDD
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>>35537718
>it's like poetry, it rhymes.
>hopefully it'll work.
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>>35536984
>Lenny that's excessive

is this the new problematic?
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>>35540169
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>>35539027
>i know which caps and clothes to wear when im bboying

holy shit you are so gay.
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>>35539337
>soccer players calling handegg players wimps

gubba nub nub do rakka
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>>35540080
Why or?
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>>35538639
I feel so embarrassed for that poor girl. You can tells she's just trying to be polite and not laugh in his face.
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>>35539603
It makes sense to me.

It's all too easy to be the most insular and underexposed to society in history in this day and age.

The generation raised without fathers has had the generation raised by television, and the generation raised by television is having the generation raised by the iPad.

The stream of social information a developing child has received over the last three generations has become narrower, faster, less personal, and more indulgent and self-guided all at once.
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>>35536839

>His smile and optimism: Gone
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>>35539337
>call football wimpy
>play 1 drive with NFL players
>go to hospital
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>>35540318
true, but I'm def. showing my kids bill nye.
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>>35540433
Fucking same dude

Growing up, even with tv, I watched the most interesting things.

>Bill Nye
>Wishbone
>Magic School Bus
>Anything pre-2005 discovery channel

These shows allowed me to explore my imagination and build my interest to the outside world. I read a lot of interesting history books and had supportive parents.


Kids today will watch MLP and turn into fucking autists
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>>35540388
>call soccer wimpy
>play 1 half with footballers
>have a heart attack
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>>35540478
Awww yeah. My favorite was "wild discovery" I watched every episode.
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>>35537157

tfw I have an inhaler
feelsbadbro
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>>35540524
Nothing wrong with that familia
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Underrated af desu
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>>35540544
thanks, anon
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>>35540214
>Jar jar is the key to all this.
>He's a funnier character than we've had to lift with.
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>>35540483

except a football player could do that easily
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>>35535985
i used to read books on my old X51v PDA to pass the cardio time
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>>35539337
Why Do People Type Like This It Drives Me Nuts.
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>>35539110
Lol faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrPJk3IyK3Y
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>>35536314
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>35537157
this is so accurate
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>>35536984
Damn, Buicks is actually pretty straight-laced for a furry.

It's like that one scene in "District 9" where the federal MNU agents come across that one prawn who can think beyond his love for cat food and turnips or whatever.
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>>35539431
>This guy is a mechanical engineer
>He's doing better financially than most of 4chan

He's also wearing old shit and urine stained diapers he heated in his microwave
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>>35540478
>>35540433

Bill Nye? get real
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>>35539493
underrated kek
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>>35542137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo
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>>35539431
Still wouldn't trade places with him

And i have aids
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>>35538693
kekekekekekkkekeekekkeekkekekekekkekekekekekekekkekekekekekekekkekekekekeke

I dont know why , but i cant finish watching it .
every time i click it away , why is that ...why does it feel soo fucking weird.
its soooo fucking embarassing , holy fuck man.
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>>35540483
Soccer fag plz go. Any NFL athlete or NBA athlete is 100 times more athletic than a 140 lb 5'5 soccer manlet.
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>>35538639
this was too hard to watch.
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>>35539968
If you can't do work while going on a light walk you need to improve your mental faculties.
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>>35542175
>Dinosaurs
>Science
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>>35537203
yeah tf is with that
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>>35537029
Get over it. Like anon said, you were a kid, how is it cringe?
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>>35537581
Fuck your asthmar, Piggy
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>>35538639
My God, but her on a powerlifting regimen for the next 5 years. She'd have the body and face of a GODDESS.

Get that boy on a bodyweight routine for the next 6 years, and he could be something. He hasn't even hit puberty yet, he could be hiding some massive facial/body gains.

All these kids have potential, anons (especially the girl), but you guys just laugh in that poor kid's face. If you just gave him a chance, he could really be somebody.
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>>35537545
reality is probably more like he is drunken fool who never gave a second of attention to his son
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>>35535978
I want that small pic.
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>>35543002
I'm 90% sure they din't say "Fuck" in the book

>Sucks to your assmar
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>>35539431
If I had to pick between
>be mechanical engineer and have decent money
>but wear trash diapers and get urinary tract infections on a daily basis + go out in public in that one piece pamperchu outfit

Or

>have a shitty part time job and have just enough money for apartment and whey
>and live a mostly normal social life with normal fetishes that don't include used diapers

I'd choose the latter desu
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>>35539641
I would Double impregnate that semen demon, that sex goddes, that condom entrepreneur
I would fuck her so damn hard while she's pregnant that if she has a girl, the baby will be pregnant as well just saying I want to double impregnate that jizz jammer, that cum cooker, that condom entrepreneur
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>>35535985
I watch videos on mine while marathon training so that's nothing really. At least she's moving.
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>>35539337

>divegrass
>poverty ball
>yuropoors
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>>35536839
I assume the dog food is for him
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>>35538639
Id fuck the shit out of that girl.
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>>35539968
>doing cardio
>good workout

Pick one
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>>35536839
Jesus christ, I think I may know the old man. He looks disturbingly like the emeritus prof of math at my college.
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>>35536314

How the dick did he clean that properly with the baby?

I need to see this in action
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>>35538639
poor kid
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>>35539641
>looking at a face as you impregnate
Short dick detected
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>>35535657
>making fun of little kids
You guys are getting really desperate to make yourselves feel good. I mean, there is making fun of self-indulgent beached whales, and then there is being such a pathetic cuck that the only way you can feel good is if you put down a child half your age.
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>>35542579
for like 5 minutes before they run out of energy and need a break

>m-muh timeouts
>w-what do you mean only 3 substitutions
>sarcastic meme
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>>35535657
Op is a faggot. " Young kid learning about making gains...hmmm thats not cringe. "
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>>35542717'
Don't know, but here it is without the ball.
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>>35535985
Nothing

It's better than doing it sitting at a desk
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>>35536143
>exercise only means lifting
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This was from a very strong guy at the gym. Benches 5 plates raw, lean, but he's so autistic.

>benching one day at golds
>see him
>sup man how ya doing
>he says good man, I'ma deadlift, need a spot
>no thanks I'm fine
>he with this girl who looks scared to be at the gym
>tiny petite, spic,
>fast forward 30 minz later
>he lmao5pl8 Diddy lift
>girl attempts it as a joke
>guy gets serious,
>stands up and I watch from golds gym giant mirrors
>LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU ALREADY KNOW
>THE WORLD IS A MEAN AND NAST PLACE AND I DONT CARE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE, IT WILL BEAT YOU TILL YOUR KNEES AND KEEP YOU THERE PERMANENTLY IF YOU LET IT.
>he quoted the whole speech in Stallone voices
>girl is confused
>THATS HOW WINNING IS DONE (some black guy who is retarded we WUZ kangs type shows up and agrees with him)
>they pat each other
>and the girl literally says she has to leave
>he stands there and rape stares her
>I'm just like wtf
>continues to deadlift while she gets her things
>leaves 3 minutes after she did

days later see this, he can shoulder press 120 lbs db but not act cool,
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>>35546817
Kek screenshot
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>>35546193
because they are literally genetic monsters smashing into each other as hard and fast as possible.
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>>35535657
If you think a child acting childish is cringe, you might be an insecure autist.
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>>35537157
Fuck you, I need my inhaler
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>>35538639
shit man
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>>35539004
>The internet is a hug box
>Kill yourself
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>>35536485
You mean like Milo of Croton?
Strapped a baby ox to his back every day until it grew up
Fucking badass ancient greeks
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>>35536984
>Doing whatever he likes without hurting anyone
>Hurrrr mock him so we can feel better with our conformism
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>>35539690
14h later but still...
Pray your gf is well adjusted and leave her be the closest parent
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>>35538639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
I remember some anons checked that girl up to see if something happened between them

Spoiler Alert:
It did not
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>>35537157
only guy i know who does that is a male stripper
guy pretty much has my my 4 year training goal body
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>>35536314
that person is human garbage
I hope the kid manages to survive under that guys "care"
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