How do I into 80s legwarmer slut mode in 2016?

>>35534237

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>>/fit/

>>35534258
Stale pasta bro...

>>35534258
Laughing my fucking ass off. This is excellent.

>>35534237
>>35534287
oh shoot I accidentally the wrong board
>>>/fa/
That's what I meant

Is there anything unique to the 80s legwarmer slut body type or is it all just an illusion produced by the high wasted leotard?

>>35534323
Just cardio bunny body.

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>>35534237
Be a cardio bunny and then dress like this

I wish aerobics was still a thing
This literally looks like its the most fun it's possible for a person to have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

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I have a gymnastics leotard that I sometimes wear while pretending to be the little girl and masturbate furiously.

>>35534437
wowza

People back in the 80s and 90s were so thin and beautiful it makes me kind of nostalgic desu

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>>35534437

>>35534437
If more women were like that, i wouldn't be so gay

>>35534475
>men not concerned about their bulged showing
>media not pretending the average penis is 9" flaccid
80's as fuck

>>35534475
Women used to be so sexy, fuck estrogen pills being given to children!

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>>35536187
>used to be
nigga we have 14 year olds that look like this

>>35536216
Gross
That's a hell of a lot of makeup
It's like saying a painting is sexy

>>35534475
Not a single glute was seen that day
Yet they all look great

Glutes are a meme

>>35534475
I remember watching this whole competition and thinking the guys were faggots, then I tried a aerobic routine and almost died.

>>35536553
You can work hard at being a faggot too, you know.

>>35536567
Be the best faggot you can be

>>35534475
lol some of those people are me in da club
(Im litraly drenched in sweat when the disco closes)

>>35536470
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

>>35534437
Whoa neilly!

>>35534475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHMDCguI84

>>35534475
I don't even wanna think about all the sweaty sex that's going on behind the scenes after training sesssions.

>>35534475
21st century edition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z-UxEZ6yA0

>>35536687
Gay guys love makeup

Wanna know how I know you're stupid?

>>35537101
Not him but yeah I'd like to know.

>>35537206
Because he's white knighting for some instagram slut wearing a push up bra and hair extensions caked in makeup in a chinese cartoon image board

>>35534475
>those freeze frames

How long for a male to get that kind of flexibility brehs?

>>35538634
I think it's pretty much impossible to gain flexibility, it's something you have to maintain from when you're a kid and if it goes away it's gone

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>>35538647
Tell me this isnt true

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>>35536470

>>35538692
It isn't.
This guy probably believes it though.

>>35538692
Lmao it isn't
Sorry bro just some broscience I heard
Follow your dreams


It'll probably take half a decade tho

>>35538738
Fatty
Give me the 80s skinny minnies instead