6'1 300lb front squat, 500lb deadlift, 280 bench, 275 power clean, body weight: 200lbs here
I really really want to fuck girls who lift and look like they lift. I masturbate to pics on /r/crossfitgirls and girls with muscle website very frequently, but those types of girls are impossible to come across at your everyday bar/house party.
I'm considering joining a crossfit box for the SOLE purpose of having some hawt /fit/ raw dog sex with white girls with broad shoulders, sweaty traps, neon blue spandex and 400lb deadlifts.
Does anyone know if "Crossfit-cest" is a thing? Do crossfitters fuck each other very frequently?
well it started with me noticing that he was staring at my ass a lot since he was always right behind me in class since i was wearing leggings. then when we needed partners we paired up and we were both sweaty by then so that probably turned us both on desu
later i asked him if he wants to do cardio with me at the gym and he said yes, and after cardio day with lots of burpies, i invited him to my place since i have lots of protein for post workout shakes. ended up fugging when he aksed to use my shower to get rid of the sweat, but i stepped in there with him
>Implying I wouldn't
Big, strong people are hot. Boy or girl.
you could try joining a hardcore barbell gym. The gym I worked out at while my Uni gym was closed had like 3 girls above 1k lbs and 2 others right about to break it.
The one I bumped into during my short time there had that weird half shaven-half long skirllex hair and the thickest, not-fat thighs I've even seen. Bitch was legit hot/scary at the same time.
That's an incredibly attractive ass you posted. Pic related is what the female physique needs to look like.
perhaps i can clear things up.
the prablem you are seeing here is a glute:thigh ratio in favor of thighs.
this isn't necessary a masculine feature, but comparing man-ass to girl-ass, you will see common theme is a thigh:glute ratio pretty much identical to that picture there.
some men associate this with masculinity.
as someone who has fucked both men and women pretty regularly, i don't consider it a masculine feature, but i certainly don't categorize it as feminine.
to me, as long as a women doesn't have big deltoids/traps she is pretty much good to go.
once they get those broad shoulders, they really start to look masculine (not to say that is bad... rhonda rousey's beefy arms are sexy as fuuuark)
this anon gets it.
sexuality is for the birds... if it makes your benis happy, who cares what the chromosomes are?
Do you want to know how I know you're gay?
>googled men's asses to prove how straight he is, and how gay we are for liking muscular women
>proceeded to peruse around until he found the man's ass most to his liking
>thinking core width is genetic
>believing in god
>thinking you need fridgemode to be good at cowgirl
everything is wrong with your post
>rhonda rousey's beefy arms are sexy as fuuuark
fuck yeah bifag too. imagine her slowly pegging u while she has u in a firm choke hold and she's whispering erotic degrading shit in ur ear.
>listening to anything a proclaimed bisexfag has to say
>2018 minus two
OK, so I would love to hit on crossfit chicks but there is no way I will go and do stupid crossfit shit, especially paying for that. What to do?
If women are roiding like this their test levels are through the roof probably.
This means their sex drives will be fucking insane. Yeah, I'm joining a box. Broad shoulders, thick core and sweet pussy here I come
what if i just wait at the door and try to pick them up after class
I was at a party once, made it with this girl who just sucked off a dude (I found this out later).
Her breath smelled like balls. It was really fucking hot.
My ex would lick my gooch very frequently, then we'd make out afterwards. She smelled like my sweaty pubes. It was really hot also.
Dem pheromones man
How is it not clear? Crossfitters perform exercises for time. For example they'll load up their 1.5x bw on the bar, and then compete to see who can do the most reps of that within 60 seconds. Or who can bang out X number of reps in the fastest time. Some shit like that. Shits retarded.
Why can't all women look like this?
If they make escorts like pic related, please tell me where to find them.
I would lick the swet from her ass crack, between her spinal erectors, up to her traps, and then PIITB.
I think it's hot. A nice thick blocky core that has 500lbs of humping force ;)
hate those fucking tats.. I don't care what else a grill has if she's tatted like that you can have her.. now the one she's grabbing will do just fine..
you can tell she disliked the degenerate grabbing her... her instincts are right..
Crossfit is okay. But forging elite fitness? nah! They turn strength training into a race, when it should be about strength training. Ive been doing pullups for 10 years now and as I progress, the reps/sets go down but the quality and difficulty goes up. Crossfit does the exact opposite. Don't get me wrong, its decent but its nothing new. They just take exercises and combine them and give them a name like "SUZIE" and do it against a time limit, that's it! No elite athlete does Crossfit.
If you like sterile man girls who have washed out of every sport, and enjoy partaking in hive mind mentality, then sure go for it.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
These bodies are my ideal body, hands down. Holy shieet.
Now, tell me, what kind of gear I gotta take to look like that? I got more muscle than an average chick already, but I want moar! (I'm a female, keep that in mind.)
So what do I have to do?
are you sure you aren't gay? Its okay if you are. I personally can't stand Crossfit chicks. Or Crossfit in general. But Crossfit chicks are not my thing. Its not feminine and they look ridiculous.
>le cookies meme is still goin strong
well hot damn
The joke is all these women would have insane sexy feminine athletic physiques if they'd just lay off the fucking hormones.
These chicks have to be fucking nutty daddy issue to the max to have this kind of dysmorphia.
Between that and rhabdo chasing I can't imagine the levels of batshit crazy at your average 'box'.
If you don't have a burning desire to impregnate pic related and lick her juicy pale Nordic type II clad body, you're a raging faggot
I'd make love to her, but she needs more body fat is she is gonna bare my childrens.
I love muscley women's bodies as long as they are not fridgemode and they have a decent amount of body fat like 15-20%
This cow does cf at my gym. Woodberry/10 though she thinks she's the authority on lifting coz she studies sports psychology and has been doing cf for like 8 months. Almost chundered when I saw her trying to deadlift 80kg.... also hogs the squat racks doing 30kg split jerks and is generally fucking rude.
I have a degree in chemical engineering and girls like this add me all the time on Facebook.
I think if you want girls who mire their own physique you need to bring something to the table other than raw strength, they don't care about that shit, any man can go to the gym and work out and get big muscles.
How many of you can do PDE's on dynamic fluid flow phenomena? Shit like that gets Crossfit girls wet as fuck. Not even joking.
They see your brain, and want their children to have it.
Go out there and hit the books, anon. That's your only way to get a Crossfit girl.
>all these closet homos saying it's gay to not be attracted to an overtly masculine physique
Just be honest with yourself guy, you wanna fuck a bro. That's cool.
another bisex fag here as well
i like feminine women and masculine men. only faggots like anything inbetween.
is 400lbs a lot? the first pr i set was 369. and that was after squats. granted i am a fat shit
Faggot. Kill yourself, that's not real engineering.
>EE master race reporting
For a woman? yes. that's a lot.
>only fridgemode girls can achieve that
>what a cross fit man girl looks like
>what a olympic level athlete looks like
So you have a pretty good understanding of the processes found in chemical manufacturing, rather than the effects of PED's on the arousal of female lifters? Stop flaunting your engineering degree it is unbecoming.
I first saw crossfit chicks in the wild about 4 years ago at a weightlifting competition, when weightlifting was just starting to get popular in mainstream fitness and crossfit, and crossfitters were starting to enter weightlifting competitions. They were all extremely hot, fit, and femininely muscular. It was pretty distracting trying to load the bar and spectate when there were booty-shorted crossfit chicks foam rolling in front of me for like four hours. They make regular attractive women look like weak, lazy, skinnyfat, unconfident bitches who think they are hot but are just useless.
But all the crossfit guys were tall, handsome chisel-jawed muscular guys. Crossfit chicks might be hot, but they have their choice of attractive men. Plebs have no chance. Plus, crossfiters throw money into their hobby like you would not believe. It is perfectly normal in their mind to spend hundreds of dollars a month to lift weights in an empty room with a jungle gym bolted to the wall, and to spend thousands on workout clothes, equipment, and supplements. So not only are they fit and attractive, but they have money to burn.
Crossfitters are in another league.
GTFO in another league speak for yourself. Look if you want to bang a girl whos built like the son of Hercules then go ahead, but don't act like they are hotter than some chick who eats well and exercises moderately. I don't want a woman who looks like a man in a dress.
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PICTURE
PROBABLY A FEW FUCKING YEARS AGO
BUT EVERY FUCKING TIME
I SEE THIS GOD DAMN PICTURE
I GET FUCKING PISSED
BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID
IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCKING FUCK SHIT
FUCK HER AND FUCK THAT HAT
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING FUCK HER BECAUSE SHE'S A CHICK, NAH, FUCK HER BECAUSE SHE'S WEARING THAT STUPID AS FUCK FUCKING HAT FUCKING HELL
They weren't like the roided out women in this thread, they just had the kinds of bodies women build from kicking their asses at exercise for once in their life. Most women go their whole lives without actually exerting themselves. Crossfit has made it acceptable for them actually go for it, and that lets them build some shapely quads and glutes, and get some thickness in the upper body so they don't look like skeletons with skin the way most chicks think they want to look like. If you actually spend some time around these women, you notice the difference between them and the average hot girl who does zero exercise and the cardio bunny pink dumbbell curlers.
These cookies will never go stale
In the Biomedical Science lab at my University there's a smoking hot Italian Crossfit girl doing her PHD
She's pretty much got everything I'm guessing she has to have teeth in her vagina to make up for it or something
I feel you m8. It's just like chicks who wear these stupid fucking hats and think they're soooo preppy but in reality they're just shallow cunts
>fucking your shit up
>for single middle aged women
I am currently working on turning my gf into a lifting girl.
Meet a girl who is into running/athletics/general fitness and get her to lift with you more often. 90% of the best women out there were made that way by an ex boyfriend or their dad.
>got 80k out of the gate doing EE
>Chem guys are unemployed
GG no re