who /cocoonmodefor2016/ here?

>>35529585
Who /maybeGFin2016/ here?

Who /1plohp1gf/ here?

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>>35529585
Right here
The only two things I need to focus on right now is gains and studying. Nothing else matters.

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>tfw 2 months into cocoon mode and my mom thinks im autistic and is trying to kick me out

Who /reallyneedstogetoveranexbutallyourfriendswereherfriendsfirst/?

as in not socializing? I've been cocoon mode for years

>>35529585
There are two things that are two things that are never the answer
>suicide
>cocoon mode

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>people not realizing cocoon mode is a troll

>>35532510
Omg thank god me and my ex didn't have any friends to split when we broke up.

>>35533412
>.gif

I was cocoon mode for 1/4th of 2014 and all of 2015.

It's almost time to shed it, bros. I might even order some fucking LGD-4033 and just esplode.

I have my fleshlight, my fallout 4, and my cat. Why would I ever need to go out for?

>>35533377
Dub trip dubs confirm

>>35533483
cat lief

Have been cocoon for almost 3 years now. Went from a 3/10 to a legit 8.5/10

my social life and communication skills were a small price to pay for hot bitches glancing at my general direction sometimes

>>35533549
I had a similar transformation before I graduated highschool. I backpacked around europe and it was raining pussy and I had absolutely no idea what to do

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>>35531473
Iktf

>>35533412
Can someone shop pepe in this pic ?

>>35529585
I'm going for /cocoonmodefor2016/ the first half (i.e. the first third) so that I can go >>35531149
/maybeGFin2016/ the second half (i.e. last third).

>Cocoon mode for almost all of 2013 and 2014
>Have gf and a good life now

>>35532510
That sucks, man, want to talk about it? I may be able to help since it happened to me about 5 years ago.

>>35533377
>>35533412
its not a meme tho, u normies say shit like "focus on urself, just b urslf and the girls will come eventually*" well newsflash fuckfaces, everyone who is in cocoon mode is an introvert atm. that is them, at the moment. and while they are at this stage they are also focusing on bettering theselves too. so fuck cocoon isn't a meme.

if we were meant to die alone then by god we will die alone. leave ur false optimism for facebook.

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>>35533945
>if we were meant to die alone then by god we will die alone.

mind if i frame this senpai?

>>35531224
I have more gfs than plates on my deadlift. But i only fuck one of them

>girlfriend's been out of state for a month
>have gone cocoon mode
>making great gains both with weights and running
>diet on point
>girlfriend's getting home this Sunday
>can't wait to share a bed with her again

>>35529585

Me and 2017 as well. Not joking. I'm not looking forward to it

>>35534022
>can't wait to share a bed with her again
When will it be my turn to feel this feel? I've been lifting for over two years now, and I have nothing.

>>35534070
false senpai
you have your gains

>>35534070
Physical appearance doesn't matter when finding the right person. I started dating my girlfriend in 2010, when I was a fat ass. Any woman worth being with will be with you no matter your physical appearance

>>35533945
Cocoon mode is a meme. Regardless of how much you improve yourself there will be limited reward as you won't have yours bros gf to share it with.
Improve your social skills and better yourself at the same time. One need not be improved at the expense of the other. Manage your time well, stay active and on track and you'll make progress

It's winter here so I'm in hibernation mode. Though imy lifting and getting ready to emerge in the spring a completely changed man.

We're all gonna make it

>>35534100
*bros or a gf

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>>35534078
tru desu
I get glances from sluts all the time, but I don't want sluts. I know I sound like a beta bitch by saying this but I want an actual gf, not another generic white girl I couldn't care less about.

>>35534094
>Physical appearance doesn't matter when finding the right person
Can't deny that it helps.

>>35534127
No, it doesn't. It helps you getting women, yeah. But not the kind of woman you may want to spend the rest of your life with

>>35534100
It's not
>bros
one thing you normies don't realize is that "bros" aren't in it for the two of you. theyre in it becuase your presence benefits them. they arent in your life just for the sake of it, or jsut because they enjoy your company. its all a facade
>or a gf
and don't even let me get started on women.

>>35534161
>But not the kind of woman you may want to spend the rest of your life with
doesn't exist. humans are too fickle. one could say women are just sluts who hop on the next young attractive chad that gives her attention because her marriage is boring and stale. but men also do the same.

i laugh at you gullible normies more than i laugh at /r9k/

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>>35533377
>>35533412
>>35534100
Fucking normies here on NYR..

I've been cocoon since october and it's going strong! I used to be highly sociable,
shit happened and I need a break from all womyn and other socialization.
Feels really good to not gibe shits about those long haired idiots.
I'm forced to take a week break from cocoon next month, but apart from that I will
probably cocoon until april/may.

What do you guys answer when the gains goblins ask why you won't hang out with them/do anything with them?

>>35534202
anon what happened to you as a little kid?
are you okay?
we're here for you

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>>35535005
he's right you know

>you don't know

>>35534094
You're not with a girl if you honestly think women dont care about looks.

>>35535040
fuck marriage.

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>>35531224
>2016
Still deadlifting only 1 plate

>>35535040
fuck me, that just happened to me.
Except for the kids/marriage part we were 6 years together...

>>35535093
Oh shit messed up was meant for >>35534021

>>3553
>>35535005
>>355350050330
>>033035535335
>>033035535775
>>0330355357757997

>>35535040
At least his business is doing well.

>>35535101
lmao idiot

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>trying to eat my way through a plateau
>ate a big breakfast to fuel my workout
>feel too full to workout

>>35535040
>I want an actual gf, not another generic white girl I couldn't care less about.
Relationships are never worth it, just fuck college sluts with your gains like I do. Maybe not all women are the same, but I can tell you all sluts are. All they can do is stand there and look pretty, they're worthless. Most can't even hold a conversation, I'll never understand why men put them on such high pedestals.

>>35529585
12 years and counting lads

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>>35535099
I'm sorry anon, I too have been there.
Hopefully we will learn from our mistakes

>>35531473
Sabes thay Pepe

Unrelated not aimed at anyone:
2016>permabulk>powerlift-ish rutine>heavy drinking once a month at least

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>>35535065
>>35535213

Aye guys.
Have you into redpill?

>>35535145
kek

I saved up enough money working to take the year off and I'm working on a business while eating/working out as best I can. It sucks seeing old friends partying and enjoying themselves but if I do my best over this year and the few that follow I will be living the dream while they slowly try to catch up over the next 40 years.

>>35535519
I wish I could take a year off as well, but I don't believe I have enough time to do so.
I'm 23yo and only high school educated.
After military service I went straight into a serious job, where I quickly got promoted to leader in the IT department.
All of my friends are still in uni and I feel like I'm missing out.
Yet I have no idea what I want to do with my life, except lift and get a bigger place to live in.

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who eternal cocoon mode and eventually suicide-mode here?

>>35535713
Right here bro. My plans are actually to kill myself this year.

>>35533549
kek
>sometimes

Right here brah. Had a massive psychotic breakdown at the end of 2015, lost everything, diagnosed with schizophrenia, and I need some time to figure my shit out.

>no friends
>no gf
>no obstacles

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>>35535776
Are you gonna do something crazy beforehand?

I'll give myself another 1-2 years before I return to drugs and go absolutely HAM and eventually shoot up enough H to go to sleep for eternity.