Guys. I haven't made it
dumbass, listen, this happened not 2 weeks ago:
>new job, been 2 months
>female coworker and I turn out to have some mutual friends
>we start talking, having coffee
>always teasing each other and giving each other shit
>mainly about looks and physique (she slender as shit, kinda tall for a grill too)
>keeps telling me how I must not even lift I just go to the gym, hang around in the locker room and go home after 90 minutes
>still keeps touching my arms and shoulders all the time
>eventually gather my balls and ask her if she wants to see my "underdeveloped boy body"
>set a date, coffee, more teasing and dissing
>we end up fucking like rabbits in his brothers apartment
She has a boyfriend though so there's that. Learn to take a joke nigga, it might get you pussi.
That was a shit test, anon. Try to salvage it. Go balls to the wall and say: "I'm strong enough to pick you up and fuck you".
Dubs confirm this to be true.
>gender specific pronouns
that's where you fucked up
>we end up fucking like rabbits in xyr brothers apartment
hahahahaha, you're a fucking faggot man