GET THE FUCK IN HERE IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGE
>"2 scoops and I almost had a heart attack in the gym" - Rich Piana
LETS FUCKING LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
Where do I get my MAC TRUCC signed b&w 8x10??
Are they shakes or real food??? I don't know what to pick.
What BCAAs does rich take?
also what BCAAs do you take? and why?
im about to go to the store and get some, gonna start sipping it in the morning and throughout the day like rich... thoughts or advice? says jack shit about BCAAs in the sticky
My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
just imagine a 44 year old Rich Piana from another dimension who has always been natty meeting the actual Rich Piana from our world. it's incredible how hormones can change people when taken in ridiculous amounts. makes me think if they should even be produced.
That limo scene in the beginning was such a relief, every other video with Rich is in a loud or echo-y place, plus he is so fucking loud. Pianoman needs to put some acoustic foam in his damn house.
Its so cringy when people like Rich & Mac Trucc act like they're big stuff and its all limos, synthol and rock n roll.
>"That's how we do it"
> No its not, people who do it like that don't act like a moron who thinks we've never seen a limo before.
>Only eighteen scoops of mutant mass
Psssh, One day you may
Do exaggerated facial expressions add to the pump?
Seriously, real question.
When's the last time you think Rich really had sex? C'MON he's gotta be impotent right, and viagra would certainly kill him right.
Is he really going to post a video everyday? If so, and already, it's like watching the same video over and over
Anyone here doing what he is doing?
I'm kind of doing what he is doing, by adding meals every other week, minus all the meme supplements
If Rich makes it alive, kids should learn about him in schools.
If we would live in a time and age, where a comfy basement was a symbol of status we would probably see your videos twice a day.
Last digit if your post is how many scoops you take right fucking now CUMON
>tfw rich is not actually leaving humanity behind, but coming closer to it
It seems like he's doing all these unsafe stunts to impress the viewers. I doubt he would drive like that for so long if he was alone.
Really hope he doesn't end up killing himself with this shit.
RARE PIANO PART 2, /fit/'s challenge is to guess which one is photoshopped
>people actually pay attention to this overcompensating, insecure, tiny penis manlet who will die in a couple of weeks due to literal decades of getting his buddies to inject chemicals up his ass finally catching up to him
The whole thing, his whole life is just so sad, he is trapped by his image of being fuckhuge. He probably doesn't value his life anymore, just want to make a living as he obviously has money problems. He's gonna kill himself with this project, and we are witnessing it.
[spoiler]Would bang his wife tho, if "she" kept her mouth shut[/spoiler]
Rich needs to hold a raffle, where the winner gets to live in a spare bedroom for a year. Film it and do a daily Rich diary behind the scenes. $100 a ticket, and maybe then he could get those tires fixed.
Day 1-4 :
you hear the hesitation in his voice,
the fake enthusiasm,
his eyes say "oh god why the fuck did I. decide to do this?"
Mumbles "i just wanna die" between scoops
Breaks down crying in the Hardees parking lot "why am I hanging out with a guy named Mac Trucc?"
Ponders why he married a chick with such a deep voice during his 15 min of cardio....
This man needs an intervention.
does he live his new wife? will he eventually kill her?
I was hoping someone made a webm of this.
Here's my contribution
how many freakshows do you impressionable faggots follow?
go vegan already and stop lifting for good
Does anyone else get sad watching these?
He and his wife seem like good people but it's like they're trapped in this routine of working out for no reason other than to scrape for money from youtube and shitty gym products. Rich's health has rapidly declined (at least on the outside) and his wife seems very... dull? I don't know. It just makes me sad watching Rich's life be like this. I'm sure he'd love to stop working out like this, get off all the drugs, and just live a comfortable life but he's stuck in this hole he's dug for himself.
I don't think he wants to quit drugs. He said in another video that he takes a break a few times a year so that he could benefit from them again even better. He seemed quite enthusiastic in the video. Why do people think he wants off the ride?
I'm kinda worried for him though.
umad? I bet you look like your pic related and are /shit/ person in general.
nice projection you creepy dick riding manlet. time for you to fuck off back to the shire so you can frolic among your own kind, frodo.
I think it is because hes stupid and modded his cars to shit. I remember him talking about how he refuses stock and shit in another video awhile ago and when he first complains about his tires he said stay with stock rims.
So, basically his shit mods made his cars unreliable and forced him to buy a regular car for driving while those look fancy in his driveway.
I can't wait for trump to build the wall and keep all this foreign mumbo jumbo out
If you don't know what it is then you obviously aren't using enough scoops CMON
>tfw you will never live in LA, destroy your body with roids and synthol, cover yourself with tattoos, wear obnoxious 5% tanktops and snapbacks, change your name to something completely retarded like "Wycked Mike" or "Macc Trucc" and get invited to train with Rich
Dude why the fuck haven't I been watching Piano. Everyone's always talking about him on here.
This nigga real as fuck! Talking about taking Adderall, Steroids, hair thinning, etc. I respect him.
>implying rich is socializing with normal, coherent human beings.
> implying that 5%'ER's aren't normal, coherent and even human
How soon till he eats a whole baby calf or just skips to the human baby....
Baby I love your ass....why you got me talking about your ass...
Does he not know that the whole city is flooded? Jesus Christ, I live across the country and know the 405 is flooded.
EL NINO. C'MON
How much does Rich tip at a restaurant?
Is it Ronnie James Dio or a Yngwie Malmsteen solo?
If you noticed he says he does this 3 times a day and we only seen it done in day 1 so he obviously was just showing an example and did not want to hog up to much tape on this one insignificant exercise. Not gonna make it bruh tbqhf
>filming when driving to eat fast food
He complicated Saras genetics again
Its the only compliment a mutant has for his women.
>im working non stop
>so much work
>16 hrs a day
>Sara forgot how to get deleted files out of the trash bin back into the fucking thing again
What if he'd do some course on how to use a computer?
It would probably cut his work time in half and double his $/hr kek
I fucking love these series.
Rich Piana is so fucking based.
I always watch new episodes while eating post workout meals and thinkgen of lifts.
Can anyone keep track off what he spents on his food?
I swear he ate all these meals + he always goes late night eating iwth sara and spents 30-40 bucks there on top of it.
This mutant eats for $80-$100 a day or something + all the supplement & gear.
Thats some expensive 30 pounds.
>free of charge
Rich wis one of these guys that know good work should get paid and everyone who doesnt want to g et paid is a fuccboi by definition in his eyes.
Jesus every day and every episode I like this guy more and more. Keep goin RICH get BIG.
Please MTV2, Discovery whatever pick this guy up and give him his own show. I love the madness that is his life! HE is so real and you know it is not scripted because the only people producing this is him and his wife! I am so fucking pumped to lift now CMON!!
I love these videos and his pimp attitude. I don't know why he's so charismatic and cool. I don't wanna be like him, I don't especially mire his body and I'd never dress like him nor want quite a lifestyle like his, but these videos are entertaining as fuck. It's like some funny parody but even better cause it's his real life.
I'm miring the fuck out of his life, effort for these daily videos and general basedness though. Rich, you da god of /fit/ And gotta love that laughter of his. He even makes swearing kinda cool and acceptable.
>tfw Rich says he's gonna put on 30 lbs of muscle in 4 months
>tfw Rich says he might do it again and put on another 30 lbs after the first cycle
275lbs to 305lbs to 335lbs,
Being human is given, but leaving humanity is a choice.
FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS SWOLE CUNT FUARK I'M MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW BROS
nice filename bra
since Zyzz is now almost 6 years dead it´s time to name a new king.
All hail to the new king of /fit/ Rich Piana
This guy has more chemicals in him than Pfizer, including fucking injected oil into his biceps.
Whatever he looks like has less to do with food, scoops of shitty protein or working out and more to do with that.
I know this is a given to most but some dumb asshole reading this won't know so it doesn't hurt to point it out.
Rumor is he keeps this in the trunk (pic related)
There are cannibals somewhere looking at Rich, licking their mother fucking lips off at the sweet cuts of meat they can fry up to feed the chilren.
>spend $30+ a day on food is common
Doesn't matter where you live, if you go out to eat 2-3 times a day, it'll cost you that much or more depending on how big you are. Some food is actually cheaper in the bigger cities.
ive worked downtown in multiple offices and i never met anyone who spents that much on food per day
unless ofc you have to eat out daily and company covers expenses etc for business meeting
any sane person knows how to budget here or else we would not be able to survive
>selective breeding isn't natural really
yet its exactly what humans do every day lol
its still no test added etc
actually its the future of sports and mankind. Soon people will just get ahead with superior genetics in anything - the gap will widen.
Genetics will define you as a human.
Luckily we are all dead by then.
>yet its exactly what humans do every day lol
No it isn't. Humans don't breed across generations for desirable characteristics, they shack up with someone they like and produce children.
>Tfw im watching bbtd, getting motivated, and lifting 5lb db to practice proper form, body weight squats
>Tfw havnt lifted since highschool.
>Tfw cant fit more than a flat bench in my new place
Selective breeding implies conscientious selection of mates purely for the desire of reproducing certain phenotypic traits across the generations. You're a fucking idiot, mate. You don't fuck a blonde then force all your children to fuck blondes so that two generations down all of your family will be blonde. That's not a thing that happens (bar maybe eugenicist types but they're not really a big thing anymore).
this is such an awful meme, "african americans" don't dominate at sports. Ethiopians and kenyans fucking wipe the floor at the olympics. And northern europeans wipe the floor at strongman shit. Not to mention, a single historical incidence of humans practising selective breeding doesn't mean that's how the average person reproduces.
>Selective breeding implies conscientious selection of mates purely for the desire of reproducing certain phenotypic traits across the generations
Look how disgusted these womens are by this frogposter who wants to pass on his genes.
>You don't fuck a blonde then force all your children to fuck blondes so that two generations down all of your family will be blonde
>implying i wont force my kids to do that
You are just blind man. This shit is slowly starting to happening and women undeniably choose a partner with better genetics.
This is just the beginning. It will become worse and worse especially in western culture.
Reproduction isnt necessary for the survival of our species anymore thats why people will focus a lot on the genetic meme.
Its a future thing. Like i said it won't affect us that much but it will happen.
there's a difference between natural attraction to good features (wide hips and big tits, tall and wide jaw etc.) and artificial selection.
>implying I won't do just that
Your children aren't going to let you pick a wife for them, you're seriously delusional.
You don't actually know what artificial selection is. You're confusing natural attraction to sexy people with a multi generational breeding program. Humans naturally select their partners. This is a fact.
This is a FUCKING RICH PASTA thread, no FUCKING SHIT POSTING (unless accompanied by a rare Piana image) will be allowed.
Wanna see a whippet that scientists genetically modified with a myostatin deficiency?
The cows were created over 100 years by only allowing the mutated animals to breed, this dog was created much faster by scientists.
As with the cows they put a "bad" mutation into this animal to make it produce double the muscle mass.
The bad side is they are actually weaker than normal animals without this muscle mass.
>mfw Riccardo and this thread convinced me to go to the campus dining hall buffet
$3.95 + s&h....
I can get one full of milk for $1.99 & sharpie 5% on it
LOL this guy is a joke, not just the way he looks but he's mentally retarded.
> Didn't know that AI affects cholesterol
> Supplement shake for breakfast
> "Protein cookie" before gym
> Eats 8 inn & out patties and 3 tubs of ice cream for dinner
> 100+ rep sets
> works same body part 60 days in a row
The only reason he's so big is due to his ignorance - there's nothing him back from pumping more drugs because he's so ignorant. That's why he grows, not because of any of the shit he does/says.
>Humans naturally select their partners. This is a fact.
K thats why lots of women in the US right now contact sperm banks and ask for the genetics of the people who donated the sperm.
Thats why genetic screening of embryo's isnt a thing irght?
Down Syndrom => Abortion.
Just the fuck up you retarded idiot holy fuck.
Maybe get laid once in your life or talk to a women and you will notice how it isnt all ROMATNIC and shit like you want it to be.
>Although the concentration of estrogens in cow’s milk varies, it is extremely low relative to the endogenous production of estrogens in humans and, therefore, is of little physiological significance or unlikely to pose a health risk.3,4,6 Researchers state that “premenopausal women produce at least 35,000 times as much E1 and 163,000 times as much E2 daily as would be consumed in 1 serving of 2% milk”.6 Orally ingested estrogens are metabolized in the body and therefore are of low bioavailability, which supports their lack of a significant effect on human physiology.9
also, someone make an updated BBTD thread
The past 5 days all I've done is lift, eat, shit and watch Piana. Sleep like 1 hour a day. My wife went out of town for work this week and flies back tonight, the house is a mess, the dog may be dead, I have no idea where the kids are. C'MON I'm addicted to Piana.
>the compressor in the PC died
>rich piana's waifu eats TWO triple cheeseburgers as a midnight snack and a pint of ice cream every day and is lean as hell
how the fuck? is she on like 100mg of anavar a day and trains like 3 hours daily or something?
Sarah keeps buying macs, neither of then are ever going to sleep and this series will never be finished
Cmon sara just send the video to costco or whatever is in LA and tell them what time frames to split it at.