Bigger by the Day Thread - Gucci & Legday edition

>>35526107
Sticky!!!!!!!!!!

CMON

His chin strap face fuzz is hideous

>>35526107
>driving in the rain with your knees while eating.
Please Rich be safe ;_;

god damn, you forgot your food? nom nom nom

>>35526107
>just got my bcaas, liver and hair pills on the mail.
I'm fucking ready, C'MOOOOOOOOON.

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>>35526107
HELL YEAH BOII
WE NEED TO STICKY THIS SHIT

best video series in history of humanity

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>>35526107
Where do I get my MAC TRUCC signed b&w 8x10??

This series is entertaining as fuck

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Are they shakes or real food??? I don't know what to pick.

TYPE BIG TO GET BIG CMON

What BCAAs does rich take?

also what BCAAs do you take? and why?

im about to go to the store and get some, gonna start sipping it in the morning and throughout the day like rich... thoughts or advice? says jack shit about BCAAs in the sticky

>>35527292
All day you may is the brand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Lq-X-Sqf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oHow-4Uw-w

>>35526107
how do i become a 5%er /fit/?

>>35527406
eat big
kill shit
do whatever it takes
C'MON

repeat those 4 steps 2-3 times a day

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My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.

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>>35527417

Bateman approves

KEK, THIS WILL BE MY NEW FAVORITE PASTA

>>35527417
just imagine a 44 year old Rich Piana from another dimension who has always been natty meeting the actual Rich Piana from our world. it's incredible how hormones can change people when taken in ridiculous amounts. makes me think if they should even be produced.

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>>35527417

He is such a fucking meme.

>>35527417
Glad you like my comment anon

That limo scene in the beginning was such a relief, every other video with Rich is in a loud or echo-y place, plus he is so fucking loud. Pianoman needs to put some acoustic foam in his damn house.

>>35527652
>tfw Piana means foam in polish so every time you read his name it's Rich Foam to you

>>35527399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfFo-hK5dgk

>Still no episode 4
CMON

>>35527172
wow his hair was bad there

>>35527652
Its so cringy when people like Rich & Mac Trucc act like they're big stuff and its all limos, synthol and rock n roll.

>"That's how we do it"
> No its not, people who do it like that don't act like a moron who thinks we've never seen a limo before.

>>35527417

Somebody screen cap this shit. Now.

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>>35527417
>Only eighteen scoops of mutant mass
Psssh, One day you may

>>35527818
desperately showing off is what he does for a living

How many days is he going to continue doing this?

inb4 Rich dies one day in may

>>35527250
underrated kek

>>35527250
Underrated!

Damn I don't think he will do it but every day a 20+ minutes video for the next 3 months?

Fucking motivational!

>>35528101
3 or 4 months IIRC

>>35526851
>>35527250
Underrated KEK

Is anyone actually doing this?? I'm only watching because I want to watch rich piana but I don't think anyone is seriously planning to eat 12 times a day

>>35528349
only 5% of people in this thread are doing it

>>35527250
kek'd hard
'remember guys this isn't food this is a shake'
'i don't count this as food this is a snack'
ready for more piana ments as the series goes along

>>35528373
kek im sure he will come up with at least 5 quotes in the next few months that'll go down in /fit/ history

>>35528385
is he training for the final phase of his program where he will consume one of his 12 meals while doing shrugs ?

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>>35528385
Do exaggerated facial expressions add to the pump?

>belt
>1 pl8
CMOOOON MACTRUC

>>35527250

>8
>ed

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Seriously, real question.
When's the last time you think Rich really had sex? C'MON he's gotta be impotent right, and viagra would certainly kill him right.

Is he really going to post a video everyday? If so, and already, it's like watching the same video over and over

Anyone here doing what he is doing?

I'm kind of doing what he is doing, by adding meals every other week, minus all the meme supplements

>>35526107
His whole kitchen is full with supplements. His bedroom looks like a brothel. This shit is hilarious.

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>>35529199
>meme supplements

Based piano

>>35529436
That's what it takes
you can't be a 5%er and live in a normal house. it's a lifestyle

>>35529507
I'm talking about his goddam stupid bcaas and pwo and "real food"

>>35528359
Surely you would let rich do it first and see if he survives

>>35529436
Bedsheets as curtains in the bedroom, minifridge by the bed, posters on the wall, christmas lights.... it's the RA in your dorm freshman year.

>there exists a parallel universe in which you lift with the piano man 24/7 :')

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

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>>35526107
If Rich makes it alive, kids should learn about him in schools.

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>>35528052
If we would live in a time and age, where a comfy basement was a symbol of status we would probably see your videos twice a day.

>>35529049
Isn't test supposed to give you crazy sex drive?

>>35528896

>"Hey fucking guys its fucking Rich fuckin 5 fuckin % Piano fuckin gonna get big fuckin today and shit fuck"

>>35529833
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0dWcAzeKe4&index=1&list=PLTuUNq3p__ApYncGXnBjuZjKSGe9Z1OiV

>>35529049
Imagine if him and Sara were both somehow fertile and had a son

Sticky pls.
Also the Patrick Bateman comment and several others are gold.

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Last digit if your post is how many scoops you take right fucking now CUMON

>>35530925
Rolling to do WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>35530963
THREE SCOOPS, C'MON

>>35526107
Is rich gonna get cucked by mac truccck?

>>35527417

Top kek anon

Trips is how many reps you do for your feeder workouts

I use to think this guy was just a maymay but these videos are fucking humanizing him..holy shit.

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>>35531069

>tfw rich is not actually leaving humanity behind, but coming closer to it

Why is Rich so likeable?
Like everything tells me that this guy should be the biggest dickhead in existence and in some ways he is, but damn I really cant hate him.

>>35531134
This. The fact that this program or his reckless driving and lifestyle in general could kill him makes me genuinely sad for him,

>>35527106

It seems like he's doing all these unsafe stunts to impress the viewers. I doubt he would drive like that for so long if he was alone.
Really hope he doesn't end up killing himself with this shit.

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RARE PIANO

>>35531134
Might be because i think he really does want to help people gain size

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>>35531207
RARE PIANO PART 2, /fit/'s challenge is to guess which one is photoshopped

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>>35526107
>people actually pay attention to this overcompensating, insecure, tiny penis manlet who will die in a couple of weeks due to literal decades of getting his buddies to inject chemicals up his ass finally catching up to him

LMFAO.

The whole thing, his whole life is just so sad, he is trapped by his image of being fuckhuge. He probably doesn't value his life anymore, just want to make a living as he obviously has money problems. He's gonna kill himself with this project, and we are witnessing it.

[spoiler]Would bang his wife tho, if "she" kept her mouth shut[/spoiler]

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Rich needs to hold a raffle, where the winner gets to live in a spare bedroom for a year. Film it and do a daily Rich diary behind the scenes. $100 a ticket, and maybe then he could get those tires fixed.

>>35531238
>>35531257
he's gonna make it. He wouldn't give up on us, we shouldn't give up on him.

>>35531228
>challenge is to guess which one is photoshopped
>>35531207
^dis

>>35528052
>>35527818
I've always gotta overdo everything

>>35530925
Stop derailing these threads faggot

>>35531481
>1 scoop

Lmao stay human fgt

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>>35526107
Day 1-4 :
you hear the hesitation in his voice,
the fake enthusiasm,
his eyes say "oh god why the fuck did I. decide to do this?"
Mumbles "i just wanna die" between scoops
Breaks down crying in the Hardees parking lot "why am I hanging out with a guy named Mac Trucc?"
Ponders why he married a chick with such a deep voice during his 15 min of cardio....

This man needs an intervention.

>>35527417
top jej

>>35527131
whatever it takes 5% divorced 4 life

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does he live his new wife? will he eventually kill her?

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>>35528385
I was hoping someone made a webm of this.

Here's my contribution

we are watching the last days of rich piana, friends

>>35530925
CUMON LETS DO THIS WHATEVER IT TAKES 10MEALS (NOT SHAKES)X10SCOOPS 100 SCOOPS A FUCKING DAY

Okay so my gf is a nurse and I noticed Rich saying he wished he could IV drips BCAAs into his system. If I could convince my gf to insert an IV Drip should I do this?

Can someone post the YouTube pic of "Rich Piana" saying 8 scoops in response to someone's question? I should've saved it.

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how many freakshows do you impressionable faggots follow?
go vegan already and stop lifting for good

>driving in the rain with your knee

rich please

>>35532457
wait, why is there so much fucking rain in southern california? the supposed to be permadesert and that's why we must kill the world economy with carbon curbs, or something

Does anyone else get sad watching these?

He and his wife seem like good people but it's like they're trapped in this routine of working out for no reason other than to scrape for money from youtube and shitty gym products. Rich's health has rapidly declined (at least on the outside) and his wife seems very... dull? I don't know. It just makes me sad watching Rich's life be like this. I'm sure he'd love to stop working out like this, get off all the drugs, and just live a comfortable life but he's stuck in this hole he's dug for himself.

>>35532550
El Nino

>>35532559
Nah I get motivated. I look for the positives in people, not the negatives. He seems to be enjoying himself, despite what the armchair psychiatrists of /fit/ say

>>35532559
I don't think he wants to quit drugs. He said in another video that he takes a break a few times a year so that he could benefit from them again even better. He seemed quite enthusiastic in the video. Why do people think he wants off the ride?
I'm kinda worried for him though.

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>>35531238
umad? I bet you look like your pic related and are /shit/ person in general.

>>35532196
>when your homie takes one more scoop than you

>>35530925
Here
We
Go

>>35532368
Do it.

Post results

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>>35532850
nice projection you creepy dick riding manlet. time for you to fuck off back to the shire so you can frolic among your own kind, frodo.

>>35533322
stay small, friendo

Anyone else seriously tempted to follow this routine just for the fun of it? Just wanna change it up 1 year of lifting heavy just wanna throw weights around for a bit and get huge

>>35533573
This 'routine' is only helpful if you roid bruh (I say routine because he's just going to the gym and doing dumb shit like supersets and claiming pump=gains)

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GYNECOMASTIA

Is this a really long suicide video?

Holy fuck this guy buys a new car every time he gets a flat tire i am laughing so hard.

>>35531547
Son, I think you're the one who needs help. I bet you made up this pathetic shit to have a belief that others have it worse than you. Stay small, kiddo.

>>35532135
His wife is the one with the camera...

>>35532850
when you nut but she's still suckin

This has trumped the Delray Misfits as the best show on Youtube.

>>35532196
"Wycked Mike" is such a tool that is makes me angry. That scrawny ass shrimp boy probably had his entire bird shaped head up Rich's ass before he was accepted as a 5%er

>>35534252
I'm pretty sure he was either tripping or his IQ must be just above the line of retardation, because he was not acting like a normal, coherent human being during that video

>>35533921
I think it is because hes stupid and modded his cars to shit. I remember him talking about how he refuses stock and shit in another video awhile ago and when he first complains about his tires he said stay with stock rims.
So, basically his shit mods made his cars unreliable and forced him to buy a regular car for driving while those look fancy in his driveway.

Rich must be insecure af, giggeling after every sentence

>>35526107
baka desu senpai

/WaitingForEpisode5/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10

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>>35532566
I can't wait for trump to build the wall and keep all this foreign mumbo jumbo out

>>35534790
Called having a sense of humor bro

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>>35528385
Stabilized

Is this guy full of synthol?
Why is his skin so fucking red?
Why does he breathe so heavily?
What is this guy's deal?

>>35527417
/>I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now
Shoulda been, 'while doing my stomach vacuums. I can do 6 seconds now."
9.8/10 otherwise

>>35535714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY6YQH9kE4

>>35535714
His liver is literally dead and he is literally dying

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>>35527417
10/10

YOU GOTTA EAT BIG
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G
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A

E
A
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B
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TO GET BIG
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G
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B
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CUMON
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>>35530925
5% WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON

>>35528385
>Needsfilename
>Chili pepper constipation.webm

Wait, in the pre-video he mentioned he eats babyfood

What the FUCK

What's the 5% thing about?

>>35535774
At 5%bf you transform into a mutant and leave humanity behind

>>35535774
One day you may understand

F I V E %
I
V
E
%

>>35535765
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON

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>>35535774
If you don't know what it is then you obviously aren't using enough scoops CMON

>>35535714
He has left humanity behind.

>>35530925
5%

>>35535774
Love It KILL IT
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON

>>35527417
Magnificent.

>tfw you will never live in LA, destroy your body with roids and synthol, cover yourself with tattoos, wear obnoxious 5% tanktops and snapbacks, change your name to something completely retarded like "Wycked Mike" or "Macc Trucc" and get invited to train with Rich

>>35536117
>TFW your about to leave humanity behind

UPLOAD THAT FUCKING 5TH VID CUMON I NEED TO FUCKING GET SWOLE AS FUARRRRRRRRRRRRRK

>>35526107
Rich is so great to say goodbye this way. A 4 month "goodbye to humanity" tour. We love you Rich, good luck and you will be missed.

Dude why the fuck haven't I been watching Piano. Everyone's always talking about him on here.

This nigga real as fuck! Talking about taking Adderall, Steroids, hair thinning, etc. I respect him.

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>>35534367
>implying rich is socializing with normal, coherent human beings.

>>35536365
>5%natural

>>35535714
He said he took Melanotan II and his skin color changed permanently.

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>>35536365
> implying that 5%'ER's aren't normal, coherent and even human

>>35533322
nice post numbers

Hey I'm trying to train my forearms can someone post a good routine?

>>35536870
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA

>>35536875
EPISODE 5 FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

>>35536875
C'MON

>>35536875
>every new episode he adds more pills

WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES CUMON

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>>35536875
WOOOOO LETS GO BABY

>>35536875
When he tries to eat the fucking pasta and wrecks the fork , fucking human tools.

>And I'll have your ass too

Damn his wife is funny as fuck

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>>35536977
How soon till he eats a whole baby calf or just skips to the human baby....

Baby I love your ass....why you got me talking about your ass...

Does he not know that the whole city is flooded? Jesus Christ, I live across the country and know the 405 is flooded.
EL NINO. C'MON

>that hardcore music when he's just working his forearms

fucking kek

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How much does Rich tip at a restaurant?

>>35527417
10/10 made me kek hard when i realized what this is

>>35537013
"5% mashed babies powder REAL FOOD C'MON" incoming.

>>35537037
5% and 4 scoops

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>>35537032
Is it Ronnie James Dio or a Yngwie Malmsteen solo?

>the universe is against us and the universe is going to fucking lose

Why is Rich so loveable

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>>35527417
that's some good shit

>tfw THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ENEMY

YOU KNOW YOU'VE LEFT HUMANITY BEHIND.

>>35537082
eheheheheh *rich laugh*

$200 parking ticket vs walking an extra 100 ft ??????

>his wifes excitement over the ben and jerries

she's adorable in a weird fbb way

i park wherever the fuck i want, im 5%'er for LYFE

Why the fuck does he wait til the end of the day to do everything?

>>35537133
atleast 8 hours workout

I need to learn to do that fake deep sarcastic "hah hah heh" after every sentence.

>>35537133
There is no concept of days where we're heading

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>>35527417
Impressive, very nice.

>>35535722
If you noticed he says he does this 3 times a day and we only seen it done in day 1 so he obviously was just showing an example and did not want to hog up to much tape on this one insignificant exercise. Not gonna make it bruh tbqhf

REAL FOOD
E
A
L

F
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>>35537214
The joke is that he claims to hold it for 15 seconds when in reality he doesn't reach half that

>>35536875

I MEAN COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

FIX YOUR WINDSCREEN WIPERS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>35537259

>>35537037
whatever it takes

What's your 5% name guys? Think I'm going for KEVIN "KILLER" JOHNSON CMON

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>filming when driving to eat fast food

>HEYWANNABUILDSOMEMUSCLE?

>>35537274

mine is

DONALD "THE WALL" TRUMP

KUMON CHINA EPISODE 5 HERE WE GO COMOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA

>>35537291
HA HA HA HA

>>35537274
John "Deere", cuz I can lift heavy ass shit and then go ploughing girls

>>35537269
He was trying to hide them the hold time.

>>35537312
there's a big man in the house

>>35537251
gravitational time dilation

>>35537291
>forearm day

COME ON pls senpai

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He complicated Saras genetics again

Its the only compliment a mutant has for his women.

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>>35528426
yes

>>35537274
Jak Hammar

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>im working non stop
>so much work
>16 hrs a day
>Sara forgot how to get deleted files out of the trash bin back into the fucking thing again

What if he'd do some course on how to use a computer?

It would probably cut his work time in half and double his $/hr kek

>>35537432
Dont be so harsh its panini and mrs testy

>>35537374
top fucking kek

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I fucking love these series.
Rich Piana is so fucking based.
I always watch new episodes while eating post workout meals and thinkgen of lifts.
CMON

>>35537432
Someone needs to donate their computer & video editing skills to Rich free of charge. It would most definitely meet the requirements for some intern somewhere.

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Can anyone keep track off what he spents on his food?

I swear he ate all these meals + he always goes late night eating iwth sara and spents 30-40 bucks there on top of it.

This mutant eats for $80-$100 a day or something + all the supplement & gear.

Thats some expensive 30 pounds.


>>35537469

>free of charge

Rich wis one of these guys that know good work should get paid and everyone who doesnt want to g et paid is a fuccboi by definition in his eyes.

>>35531481
>>35533271
>>35535760
>all these 95 percenters
psssh, nothin personnel.

>>35526107
When did/does he say he almost had a heart attack?

>>35537574
Episode 3 or 4 at the very beinning when he was talking about taking too much pre-workout

>>35537482
Only humans care about money.
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON

>>35537274
Mark the Maniakk

>>35537274
RUSSEL REKKER

>>35537274
Steve

What a time to be alive...

>>35537867
welcome to the freakshow

>>35536875
Jesus every day and every episode I like this guy more and more. Keep goin RICH get BIG.

Please MTV2, Discovery whatever pick this guy up and give him his own show. I love the madness that is his life! HE is so real and you know it is not scripted because the only people producing this is him and his wife! I am so fucking pumped to lift now CMON!!

>>35537274
Abduluk Madman

>>35537934
winrar

My 2016 NYR was to give this guy a chance. Boy has it paid off, I find myself chuckling all day, shaking my head, muttering "Oh, Rich" & "C'mon"
What's he gonna do next.

>>35537274
Jack "THE SCOOPANALIZERATOR" O'Kmon

>>35537274
ROSS "THE BOSS" ROSS

>>35537482

In new york and california its pretty common to spend $30+ daily on food.

>>35537982
I love these videos and his pimp attitude. I don't know why he's so charismatic and cool. I don't wanna be like him, I don't especially mire his body and I'd never dress like him nor want quite a lifestyle like his, but these videos are entertaining as fuck. It's like some funny parody but even better cause it's his real life.

I'm miring the fuck out of his life, effort for these daily videos and general basedness though. Rich, you da god of /fit/ And gotta love that laughter of his. He even makes swearing kinda cool and acceptable.

>>35538009
He made it

I really like this guy.

Hope he survives that crazy cycle to see how fucking big he will be.

>>35536875
COME ON

>>35536875
OOP

>>35530925

CMON

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>tfw Rich says he's gonna put on 30 lbs of muscle in 4 months

>tfw Rich says he might do it again and put on another 30 lbs after the first cycle

275lbs to 305lbs to 335lbs,
Being human is given, but leaving humanity is a choice.

So did he order a Russian bride off the Internet?

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FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS SWOLE CUNT FUARK I'M MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW BROS

>>35538198
She's from Iceland. They probably met at a convention or in the gym.

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>>35537402
nice filename bra

since Zyzz is now almost 6 years dead it´s time to name a new king.
Rich Piana
All hail to the new king of /fit/ Rich Piana

>

>>35526107

This guy has more chemicals in him than Pfizer, including fucking injected oil into his biceps.

Whatever he looks like has less to do with food, scoops of shitty protein or working out and more to do with that.

I know this is a given to most but some dumb asshole reading this won't know so it doesn't hurt to point it out.

>>35538002

no its not.

NYC here

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>>35538277
Rumor is he keeps this in the trunk (pic related)

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There are cannibals somewhere looking at Rich, licking their mother fucking lips off at the sweet cuts of meat they can fry up to feed the chilren.

>>35538002
>spend $30+ a day on food is common

Doesn't matter where you live, if you go out to eat 2-3 times a day, it'll cost you that much or more depending on how big you are. Some food is actually cheaper in the bigger cities.

>>35538292

Oh w.e your dollar pizza and fried rice each day diet doesnt count

>>35538297
>pic
I honestly can't believe that shit is legal

>>35538396

ive worked downtown in multiple offices and i never met anyone who spents that much on food per day

unless ofc you have to eat out daily and company covers expenses etc for business meeting

any sane person knows how to budget here or else we would not be able to survive

>>35538413

why would something natural be illegal?

these cows are legit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue

>>35538414

Office normies dont eat like gym goers though.

>>35538422
selective breeding isn't natural really, but I don't really have an issue with it. I just assumed the cow was roided because of the file name.

>>35537176
same here

>>35538297
Leave bovinity behind CMON

>>35538448

>selective breeding isn't natural really

yet its exactly what humans do every day lol

its still no test added etc

actually its the future of sports and mankind. Soon people will just get ahead with superior genetics in anything - the gap will widen.

Genetics will define you as a human.

Luckily we are all dead by then.

>>35538469
>yet its exactly what humans do every day lol
No it isn't. Humans don't breed across generations for desirable characteristics, they shack up with someone they like and produce children.

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>Tfw im watching bbtd, getting motivated, and lifting 5lb db to practice proper form, body weight squats
>Tfw havnt lifted since highschool.
>Tfw cant fit more than a flat bench in my new place

>>35538486

>Humans don't breed across generations for desirable characteristics, they shack up with someone they like and produce children.

LOOOOOL

>current year
>still believing this

>>35538501
Selective breeding implies conscientious selection of mates purely for the desire of reproducing certain phenotypic traits across the generations. You're a fucking idiot, mate. You don't fuck a blonde then force all your children to fuck blondes so that two generations down all of your family will be blonde. That's not a thing that happens (bar maybe eugenicist types but they're not really a big thing anymore).

>>35538486
>what was slavery
It's the reason why african-americans dominate in sports.

>>35538536
this is such an awful meme, "african americans" don't dominate at sports. Ethiopians and kenyans fucking wipe the floor at the olympics. And northern europeans wipe the floor at strongman shit. Not to mention, a single historical incidence of humans practising selective breeding doesn't mean that's how the average person reproduces.

>>35536329
When does he talk about adderall?

>>35538527

>Selective breeding implies conscientious selection of mates purely for the desire of reproducing certain phenotypic traits across the generations

oh yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QHnyQbPCc

Look how disgusted these womens are by this frogposter who wants to pass on his genes.

>You don't fuck a blonde then force all your children to fuck blondes so that two generations down all of your family will be blonde

>implying i wont force my kids to do that

You are just blind man. This shit is slowly starting to happening and women undeniably choose a partner with better genetics.

This is just the beginning. It will become worse and worse especially in western culture.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150513-will-humans-keep-getting-taller

Reproduction isnt necessary for the survival of our species anymore thats why people will focus a lot on the genetic meme.

Its a future thing. Like i said it won't affect us that much but it will happen.

>>35538580
there's a difference between natural attraction to good features (wide hips and big tits, tall and wide jaw etc.) and artificial selection.
>implying I won't do just that
Your children aren't going to let you pick a wife for them, you're seriously delusional.

>>35538573
In 3rd video I think

>>35527292
myprotein is the best quality for the price

>>35538599

>you believe humans dont practice artifical selection based on genes
>im delusional
>what is google?

you sound like some incel who believes in love or something

>>35538625
You don't actually know what artificial selection is. You're confusing natural attraction to sexy people with a multi generational breeding program. Humans naturally select their partners. This is a fact.

>>35538580
Wait, are you saying you WANT that man to be able to reproduce? You feel him passing on his genes would be a good thing?

>>35538625
>not believing in love as a human emotion, but as a corny faggy thing

good luck living your last years alone with nobody to care for your pathetic ass

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>>35538469
>>35538501
>>35538527
>>35538536
>>35538558
>>35538580
>>35538599
>>35538625
>>35538660
>>35538486

This is a FUCKING RICH PASTA thread, no FUCKING SHIT POSTING (unless accompanied by a rare Piana image) will be allowed.

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Wanna see a whippet that scientists genetically modified with a myostatin deficiency?

The cows were created over 100 years by only allowing the mutated animals to breed, this dog was created much faster by scientists.

As with the cows they put a "bad" mutation into this animal to make it produce double the muscle mass.

The bad side is they are actually weaker than normal animals without this muscle mass.

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>mfw Riccardo and this thread convinced me to go to the campus dining hall buffet

>>35538723

>implying the average 4chan poster is better than rich "cmon" piana

Get off your high horse, or ride it back to tumblr Idgaf which ya fuggboi

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$3.95 + s&h....
I can get one full of milk for $1.99 & sharpie 5% on it

LOL this guy is a joke, not just the way he looks but he's mentally retarded.

> Didn't know that AI affects cholesterol
> Supplement shake for breakfast
> "Protein cookie" before gym
> Eats 8 inn & out patties and 3 tubs of ice cream for dinner
> 100+ rep sets
> works same body part 60 days in a row

The only reason he's so big is due to his ignorance - there's nothing him back from pumping more drugs because he's so ignorant. That's why he grows, not because of any of the shit he does/says.

>>35539205
Enjoy ur estrogen

>>35538660

>Humans naturally select their partners. This is a fact.

K thats why lots of women in the US right now contact sperm banks and ask for the genetics of the people who donated the sperm.

Thats why genetic screening of embryo's isnt a thing irght?

Down Syndrom => Abortion.

Just the fuck up you retarded idiot holy fuck.

Maybe get laid once in your life or talk to a women and you will notice how it isnt all ROMATNIC and shit like you want it to be.

>>35539505
Oh yeah and forgot:

> You have to have your shake SECONDS after your last set

>>35539509
http://www.nationaldairycouncil.org/SiteCollectionDocuments/research/Scientific_Status_Reports/Hormones%20and%20Milk%20ScientificStatusReport.pdf

>Although the concentration of estrogens in cow’s milk varies, it is extremely low relative to the endogenous production of estrogens in humans and, therefore, is of little physiological significance or unlikely to pose a health risk.3,4,6 Researchers state that “premenopausal women produce at least 35,000 times as much E1 and 163,000 times as much E2 daily as would be consumed in 1 serving of 2% milk”.6 Orally ingested estrogens are metabolized in the body and therefore are of low bioavailability, which supports their lack of a significant effect on human physiology.9

>>35539551
what a retard, I always have my shake during my last set it is WAY more effective.

>>35539551

>implying your body stops digesting until you get home

>>35539552
I was referring to the plastic lmao

Anyone got an ETA on the next 'Just a Cmon day in the life of Piano man'?

>>35539509
>>35539858
Only 5% chance

What does 5% even mean?

>>35539946
5% ball size

>>35539946
He only gives a fuck 5% of the time

>>35539710
What? No, implying that meal timing has been debunked.

>>35527417
Laughed til tears ran down my face

>>35539946
The percentage of steroids in your blood. 8% is the legal limit for driving.

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>>35540000
checked

also, someone make an updated BBTD thread

>>35540000

Insulin spikes and the theory behind it have been

Why doesn't he use any proper silverware?

>>35540097
Proper silverware is for humans

>>35539946
5% of humans truly has what it takes to surpass humanity

>>35538448
Most cows are roided. Trenbolone started as a livestock roid. And there's literally nothing wrong with it.

>>35540000
He has to eat 12 fucking meals a day of course he needs to eat right after his workout or else he won't have time. What the fuck do you want him to eat while working out now?

>>35540501
Only half those are counted as "meals" the other 6 don't count right now and are freebies.

CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

So is he really getting no sleep? Isn't that important to make gains? Maybe that's just for humans.

The past 5 days all I've done is lift, eat, shit and watch Piana. Sleep like 1 hour a day. My wife went out of town for work this week and flies back tonight, the house is a mess, the dog may be dead, I have no idea where the kids are. C'MON I'm addicted to Piana.

>>35540701
When roids do the job, sleeping is not that important

>>35540664
NON
STOP

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>the compressor in the PC died
>the compressor
Hehehehe

>>35541095
Probably the audio compressor plugin in his editing software, you dingus

>tfw had a dream I bought a shitload of ben&jerrys

i know what to do

>>35541387

new thread

>rich piana's waifu eats TWO triple cheeseburgers as a midnight snack and a pint of ice cream every day and is lean as hell

how the fuck? is she on like 100mg of anavar a day and trains like 3 hours daily or something?

>>35541424
Fucking steroids man

>>35540701

Sarah keeps buying macs, neither of then are ever going to sleep and this series will never be finished

Cmon sara just send the video to costco or whatever is in LA and tell them what time frames to split it at.

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>>35541263

K E K
E K E
K E K

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>>35537274
B'IRAQ "HUSSEIN" OSAMA