> search mirin' thread
> no results
It's almost as if you fags forgot why we lift
> In gym last night
> DYEL as fuck but lookin joocy cuz of dat dere shoulder pump
> Notice some qt3.14 teens acting suspicious with their phones
> Ignore them carry on with my set of shoulder presses
> See a flash of light and here giggling
> Pretend I don't notice
> They follow me around the gym at a distance for the rest of my workout
Who else here /madeit/?
>Come back from uni for xmas
>1/2/~3/~4 stats, prolly 18% bf, biggest I've ever been but still dyel by /fit/ standards
>sister tells me I look like the hulk
>mum says she doesn't like how big my traps are (mirin)
>whole family thinks I've gotten taller which I'm pretty sure is impossible as my growth plates fused years ago (currently 21)
It's a mediocre sort of mire
Not really a story.
>dat shoulder and back squeeze during sex
I've had people follow me around the gym before. Usually either autistic dudes who want to watch my form on lifts (which is weird but not that bad), gay dudes hitting on me (awkward), or chicks mirin (really awkward).
>enjoying my time at the gym
>see a qt girl I have not seen in a while
>I have known her for a few years
>start gravitating towards each other over a few weeks
>talk a lot during the workouts
>she sits on a bench next to me
>she then turn towards me stretching her quads
>do the same because why not
>now we are facing each other with a few feet between us, our eyes meet, she leans in and starts smiling
>that disarming smile with blushing cheeks
>I start to feel my penis growing
>quickly do a set of skull crushers
>PT comes by and asks me if I am single
>PT asks her if she is single
>he then tells us we are old enough to work it out
/fit/ this girl has been trying to seduce me for a while. She is pretty chubby and my brain says no but my dick says yes, what do I do? I kind of let her cuddle with me yesterday but I was high on mdma and she was very warm wrapped around me but I didn't let her kiss me when she kept trying
Well she is not some random girl, she was my friend but I didn't realize she liked me, I don't want to tell her to fuck off especially after accidentally leading her on. Maybe I should tell her I am gay
>Maybe I should tell her I am gay
Alpha as fuck
They just follow you? Why wouldn't they just ask if you can watch their form for a rep or two and give tips? I asked when I first started lifting, and I don't see how it's autistic. I wouldn't mind helping a new guy.
>dropped a fuck ton of weight over the past year
>down to 511, 100kg, jaw and chin starting to finally appear
>tfw post-wall 30 something year old from work flirting with me
>mentioned my muscles like 5 times last shift
>shit talking, but still friendly with me
>playfully hitting me
>saw me using snapchat
>asked to see my phone and added me
>tfw wanna touch her big tiddies
>tfw have zero experience with girls
h e l p
Listen to you dick anon. It's smarter.
Tell her you have a very special lip balm to help with that. It takes some effort to apply but she should try it.
(Also good for sore throats, butts, vagina problems, breasts and skin.)
Are you willing to risk permanent discomfort fucking this disgusting fat whore? She likely has hpv and doesnt even know, her pussy is likely tucked under her fat rolls sweating daily making it smell like a fish market in atlantis
I need to ask you two questions guys:
i started a cutting diet two months ago without exercising, haven't noticed anything. I started swimming frequently this week. Will that speed up my metabolism?
Does lifting weights make any sense if i'm on a cutting diet?
Read the sticky. You won't "boost your metabolism" but you'll obviously burn more calories. And yes, you should lift weights even while cutting. You might even see gains because you're a beginner.
>doing Brazilian Jiujitsu
>practising top-mount spin to armbar
>blue belt instructor talking to three of us
>instructor talking about how the bigger the shoulders and chest, the harder it is to break down someone's hands if they're holding them close
>says this is hard for people with pussy small chests, but we're fine
>says we all look decently big
>instructor is guy in late 20s/early 30s
>december in Florida
>wear ranger panties and tank top to gym
>go to dining hall right after because I am hungry
>sitting down enjoying a nice salad
>guy comes up to me, gets my attention
"Umm excuse me, I'm not trying to be creepy or anything, but you have really nice thighs, what do you do?"
>his female friend also comes over
"yeah I've got to hear this too"
>breifly say that I ride the spin bike a lot, do lots of leg isolations but used to squat a lot (can't anymore because meniscal tear)
>they lightheartedly thank me and go back to their meal
>Come back to uni after christmas break
>Girl on course comes up to me and says "Your beard is looking a lot more filled out"
I just said thanks and sat down cause the lecture was starting.
>"hey want to meet up for a walk?"
>when its time to say goodbye, kiss her (JUST DOIT)
>then chat a little bit and arrange a new meetup.
>kiss her again for like 10 minutes, then grab his hand and move it to your dick
>voila, you fucking virgin
When your on top, put your hands on the headboard, as opposed to having them beside her or whatever. It puts you in a good position to be mired from, plus gripping the headboard makes your arms bulge a little.
Show off your life, make it seem interesting dont tell her "I'm not doing anything". Don't meet up for a fking walk and kiss. You meet up for drinks and fuck that's how it's done. Don't get oneitis.
Also, you can use it to pull yourself to assist the hip thrusts. If you have visible abs, focus on contracting them along with the trusts/pulling. All together it gives her a great sight
Not even related to muscles, but this is new for me being 5'10"
>have a pair of elderly French neighbors, maybe 75 years old
>bought a hammock about a week ago when it was freezing out
>hang it out today in my backyard because it's nice out for once
>woman comes over to talk to me over the fence
>I stand up and walk over to make some smalltalk
>"You know anon, all the men are short in France"
>"You know how I like the tall men"
>keep on talking, she won't stop looking up and down as she's making conversation
>feel awkward as fuck and say I have to get back inside
>hammock is still out there
>I'm going to have to go out in the dead of night to get my floating nylon bed
This post really should be on /r9k/
confirmed as best way to fuck to get mires.
A nice twist is pinning both of her hands over her head with one of your hands with your other hand on the headboard.
Adds that next level of dominance.
Anon just descartes.jpeg her. Trust me.
>tfw in a slump right now and remembering every single bit of poontang I ever turned down
>get to gym little later than usual, it's already packed
>warming up in corner
>feel something strange so turn to look at a random spot in the gym
>girl that has been mirin and I've been mirin her is straight looking at me
>we both get embarrassed and look away
>this goes on for a good 10 minutes of us looking while the other isn't
>she starts walking to water fountain looks at me
>she drinks water and has to walk towards me to turn to get back to weights
>the entire time we are staring at each other now without breaking eye contact , even when she turns she looks before finally breaking it
How should I play this? I think it's already to the point that it's pretty blatant that I like her and I think she likes me. only problem is her workout schedule is weird
>maybe I should tell her I'm gay
bro, wtf is wrong with you. Post a pic, she doesnt look that bad in her profile pic. just hit it, get that chubby ass bouncing off you and quit it.. she'll always be a mirin and talk hella good about you to other girls. consider this as an investment
>Live away from home only see family like once a year
>Working out about 6 months now, went from 50kg to 85kg
>Not at all ripped but massive compared to how I was
>Visit family for first time since then
>Anon you look fucking massive
>Even has an ass now
>At party and QT girls from last year mirin
>Did I make it yet?
Not really mirin because I get mired too much at this point but just some makin' it stories
>finally lose virginity
>first long term relationship
>hook up w/ 3 new girls in the last 3 months
>get called sexy, hot, etc
>have dick size bragged about
>as a joke ask current gf if I'm beta or alpha she replies "definitely alpha"
Been coming here 4 years and I finally made it. Thanks /fit' :')
>"Hey, what's your favorite part about Anon?"
>"He's secretly yoked. You wouldn't think it from how he dresses but he's pretty big under there."
>"I had no idea you'd end up being someone I wouldn't want to fight until I saw you in the gym."
>"Yo Anon is straight jacked though."
>Friend runs his finger along my tricep
>"Ouch, you cut me!"
And they're literally all from guys and gymbros.
about 6 months ago when I was just starting my bulk (even tho I was dyel as fuck) there was this girl that stretched next to me for a whole week. She had a fine ass tb.h
Eventualy she noticed that I was a total sperg and moved on to some guy who was pretty atractive.
>tfw had to leave the gym 5 months ago mid bulk
>tfw I kept my bulking diet so I gained 10 kg
>tfw no one mirin'
at least I'm back now, babyweights, but fuck it. I will recover my strenght in a month
I already fucked up brehs.
>whats up mister
>getting paid to sit around and text sloots, wyd?
then she used the messenger function of snapchat
>ps get off your phone
>why in the world would I do that?
and then silence.
>Gym filled with assorted gymbro teams and a group learning from some PT
>I just do my workouts alone and slip away
>Been doing this for two years starting from skinnyfat mode
>One day while the group is working on some movement and I'm doing OHP, PT walk over to me and complements me on my progress
>Says he's proud
What the FUCK man COME ON!
What made you think this 30 something wanted you to come on to her like a 19 year old Australian sperg? Did you say
>why in the world would I do that?
as well? God DAMN.
Let's break this down for you. First mistake - your first message manages to simultaneously tell her you slack off at work and you call her a sloot. Not even a slut, so you're not even committing to being cocky, which by the way you aren't because you are posting this shit on /fit/, so you're also being fake. Strike one. Next message is somehow even worse, message one was bad, you could have played it off, she took it like you were joking, you could have gone with that. Instead, you go confrontational. What did you want her to respond to that shit?
You get some points man, you tried. It's better than nothing. Try again, but leave it for a bit and hope she forgets it. Don't mention it or apologise for the love of god, why can I just see you doing that.
I have no fucking idea what Im doing man, I was a fat fuck my entire life.
How can I do better next time, when I see her in real life next shift?
>dont mention it or apologize
I'm not THAT dumb, anon.
>be at new years house party
>dying to get in the pool to show off my hard work. Haven't been topless in front of this group for a year or so
>someone suggests we play a pool game
>fuck yer here's my chance
>rip off my shirt and get a bit of a flex going
>everyone's miring (mostly the guys, worth it)
>hear girls commenting amongst themselves
>they were all sitting down drinking but all ended up standing around the pool watching
>later on one of the girls with a bf comes up and asks me how I got so big, how much I eat, how often I workout, etc. Says she wishes her boyfriend was like me
>hottest chick there comes on to me tries to get me to go up to one of the rooms
>tfw already have a gf from before I started lifting who isn't as hot as this one
>tfw I can do so much better now but feel loyalty
you really should have taken it slow, talked it out, throwing flirty remarks here and there, but you went balls to the wall and now she thinks you're a child.
playing the game is easy, make your desire known to her in a subtle way and if she reciprocates then you're good, if not move on.
Don't apologize, just pretend it all didn't happen the next time you see her. then try the snapchat thing again without the PUA bullshit and try to be yourself as hard as that may be...
Don't repeat things you read on 4chan, ie sloots, outside of 4chan, and when you're trying to flirt with someone don't call them a slut?
Being a fatfuck is one thing but being this autismo is another
Okay, there's lots of good shit on flirting, talking to women, etc etc and you can and should look up some of that shit because you aren't too good at it. But obviously practice makes perfect. Let's look at your opening "getting paid to sit around and text sloots, wyd?". Well, you were trying to say that you're bored, and you're hoping that she's gonna talk to you. Fine. Good! Why not just fucking say "Bored. What are you up to?", or "*insert boring work task i dont know what the fuck you do*, how about you?". If you wanted to be cocky you could have then gone on to say "wanna ditch work and get a drink?" or something. IF she seemed interested, and that's a thing you could realistically do. You just overthinking everything you're doing. Think about what you want, break it down. "I wanna fuck this girl". OK. So you start by talking to her, maybe make some jokes if you're funny. Then you bring the flirting in if it seems like she's interested (you're at this stages still, hopefully). Then you try to make a date/plan with just the two of you, (so you can flirt, get physical, get to know her). Then you fucking fuck her. Don't try to skip ahead, and don't try to be something you're not, until you understand the rules of the game you're trying to learn.
Thanks for the advice, friends.
I'm going to go down a bunch of melatonin pills so I can pass out and stop agonizing over what a fuckup I am.
Hopefully I'll be able to recover when I see her in person on saturday.
Going to a party tomorrow, gonna practice on some girls there I think. Plus I can add some snaps of that to my story, make her think I have more things going on than I actually do.
Fucking idiot. If Chad Thundercock came onto your gf she'd have fucked him. And do you know why? Because chicks need validation to feel better and Chad is just the man for that.
You could have been Chad but instead you acted like a Cuck.
>some swole guy comes to do shoulders at the same time I am
>still mostly dyel
>all of his lifts happen to be the ones after mine
>same spot as him
>mired his form and weight
hope he didn't think i was only there to mire/copy him tho
Reading about it will only make you over think it more. It's something that just comes with experience. Don't be afraid to say the wrong thing and don't beat yourself up for it because it just means you've learnt that it is the wrong thing and you're closer to knowing the right things to say.
Here we go:
Day Bang (if you want to get hotties during the day)
heartiste.wordpress.com (a bit meta-level, but read this after the first two)
There you go. First come lifts, then comes mirin.
I don't move massive weight, but have gotten compliments on my form before and i'll tell you depending on the exercise, he was probably just trying not to pass out and had no idea you were there.
>be me few days ago
>working barista at starfat
>working the bar and making drinks
>hand a drink to girl
>she says "thanks babe"
>mfw processing "..."
>"Thanks! you have a nice day!"
>Few minutes later coworker fixing the display comes to me and tells me
>"I was just making conversation and she was like "Oh I didn't realize you were talking to me, I got distracted by the guy making the drinks he's just so cute"
It made my day
>in gym a few days ago
>this blonde chick that comes in every so often is there
>looks like she's about 15 so i don't even bother with that shit
>doing my reps when I notice she's watching me
>she doesn't even look away when I catch her
>starts to get annoying
>finish my superset and she's asking my trainer what she should do
>make an offhand joke she should do the routine i'm doing
>this bitch is 90 pounds
>a stiff wind could knock her over
>she hears my comment and laughs
>"I'd rather watch you do it and you tell me how it feels after."
>not sure if i'm being hit on or was just blown the fuck out
>laugh it off and keep working out
>after she leaves my trainer walks up
>"So you gonna hit that?"
>Tell him I'm no pedophile
>"Dude what are you talking about? She's almost 20."
Is this making it?
>i remember you posted X but now you're posting X
>tfw been lifting for 7 years and have an objectively better body than 95% of the guys in my gym
>tfw LITERALLY NEVER been mired even once in any way even remotely reminiscent of the stories people post on here
>not a manlet either
just fuck my face and hairline up
>girl been mirin me for weeks at gym
>not even big to /fit/ standards
>doing squats one day finished my dyel set
>shes on the leg press staring at me
>autismo kicks in
>autismo in overdrive
>walk towards her
>she starts to smile
>like literally light up with joy and stuff
>I walk straight pass her and go to the water fountain
Broke someones heart kek
Got back into lifting from a 6 month hiatus before which I had lifted for about 2 years. Make really quick gains back to near what I was before I took a break.
>Doing a few sets of lat pulldowns
>Minding my own business and finish first set
>Feel a tap on my delt
>"I just wanted to say you look great! How old are you?" t. Middle Aged Lady
>"21. I appreciate that, thanks!"
>"You know most guys your age only focus on the front but you have such nice back muscles and your body is so balanced and defined."
>"That's very kind of you, hard work pays off."
>"Yeah I can tell, great job!"
Felt pretty good to have someone in the real world boost your ego like that. Next story.
>Before I took my 6 month break in April new manager starts working
>Pretty friendly guy, average physique, in shape
>When I come across him talk to him a bit
>Take my 6 month break
>Come back in November
>Open the door to the Gym, he greets me
>"Hey man! Long time no see! Looks like you've thinned up a bit!" t. Manager
>Lost about 35lbs of water/muscle/fat whatnot
>"I lost the motivation to keep going but I found it again so I'm back."
>Start going at it, take it serious, go to the gym every single day.
>Fix up my diet and sleep
>Gains quickly start coming back
>From November to December I gain around 20lbs
>On my way out of the gym one late night talk to him
>"Wow man you're looking great! Your size is definite back! Say you wouldn't happen to be on Testosterone or any supplements?" t. Manager
>"Thanks man, I appreciate it. And no, just Creatine and Whey."
>"Right on man, you're lookin good"
There are more but these struck out to me.
>tfw liftan at gym
>qt near me keeps making eye contact
>FUAARRKKK SHE MIRIN
>go home, mom stops me
>"HOLY SHIT ANON DID YOU BATHE TODAY GO WASH YOUR ARM(pit)"
>remember I didn't bathe because I woke up late and rushed to the gym
>realise the qt wasn't mirin but completely dumbed by my stench
>never been to the gym since
>Implying all girls cheat on their bf for "validation"
Seriously, do you know women just from magazines and the internet?
>Bought some new gym shorts
>Boyfriend can't keep his hands off during workout, grabbing ass tons
Knowing he liked it and thinks I look good makes me happy.
>work in a community college
>Highschool next door only separated by set of double doors.
>Kids pass through to use the bathrooms in our block.
>leant over a table filling out paperwork
>15/16 year old girl slaps my ass and runs off giggling.
Is that sexual assault? I think that's sexual assault.
>Haven't seen friend in several months.
>Made mad gains.
>Go round his house to drop off christmas gifts for his family
>opens door and physically recoils
>"Christ, anon, you've got huge"
>reaching over sink to grab a glass
>Bisexual friend reaches over and squeezes my forearm.
>"Wow, your arm's getting big"
Still wont listen to me about adding grip strength exercise to his routine though.
Found the disgusting man who always reeks of old sweat at the gym.
>doesn't know the difference between old stink and fresh feromone juice.
I predict you are a shadowboxing, tap-out wearing girl-oogling manlet.
Whats my score?
For frenchies that is tall, most of em are sub 5'7"
Literally every Dutch girl I know is like
>Yeah I was excited about going to x country cause I saw beautiful men on google but then I got there and everyone was short
>this migrant cunt taking my women, taking my welfare
This is what we lift for bro, if you're not the one hurting someone, you will eventually get hurt.
Cheat on your girl. You'll be a better man because of it, this world isn't fair, don't play the game as if it is
i think this might be happening to me
sometimes when my brother's girlfriend is around, i hear a faint shutter noise as she's putting her phone away
kind of weirds me out, she does it both when he's there and when he's not there, not sure why, i'm also pretty sure that you can turn off the shutter noise in phones now so if she wanted to take creepshots she should have just done that
maybe it's just her notification for getting a text or something, but it's always as she's putting her phone away when I'm looking away
not like i have the balls to ask her anyways, and they're just (potential) pictures of me sitting around, often in heavy winter clothing or an ugly baggy shirt and pajamas
have you guys ever confronted someone who you thought was taking pictures of you?
no, this also happened to me, in my senior year of high school and first year of college, i had several people (mostly older people, oddly enough) commented on how tall i was or how tall I was getting, which is bullshit because i've always been average height
i think it's just that the proportions make people's brains reflexively think they are taller, especially the shoulder width/head width ratio
this ones my Favorite, kinda been in a friendship with her cuz i was autismo
>run after crush in school after she slapped me or pushed me or some shit
>catch her and hold her for a bit
>after a few seconds she takes a finger and puts in literally right on my nipple, makes circles around it on my chest
she also complimented my ass before and said it got way bigger and i gained weight in general
she also seems to love being held by me, she sometimes took my phone and didnt give it back, even when i held her pretty strong and then she put it between her legs and said i cant get it there, i laughed and took my phone, touched the top of her pussy
shes like a 8.5/10
>Not knowing sex appeal
It was pretty foreign to me too before getting fit and now it's pretty much blatant what girls look for
>dat validation through zeus bf
>"omg im soooooo kewl noe cuz i have hawt sexy man fucking me whenevs!"
It's elementary once you go into Redpill Valley (gym).
>touring university campus
>tour goes from library to canteen, must go through a courtyard
>I'm white, 6'1
>all of the tour including the tour guide are Asians
>almost all of the students we see are Asians
>as we walk through courtyard I stop and look back at the library
>two white girls walking into the library see me
>they whistle and giggle
>blush and laugh/smile back
>one says hey
>wave and say 'see ya around'
>we laugh and continue our ways
Not that big of a mire but it fealt good brehs
>new years eve
>my buddy bought a flat and we celebrate at his new apartment
>like the idiot I am, who is not used to drinking much alcohol, I pass out in his bed at 2 am
>next morning I wake up and a childhood friend is cuddling with me
>I tiptoe to the bathroom and drink some tap water
>everybody is still asleep so head back to my place
>at home I notice lipstick on my lips and neck
>a few hours later I help my buddy to clean his apartment
>he tells what happened
>one of the girls asked where I am and he told them I'm sleeping in his bed
>they call me a loser and my buddy explains to them that I'm not used to heavy drinking and more of a sportsman
>'Yeah, I noticed he is pretty athletic. Let's see if he has a six pack'
>girls storm into his bedroom
>they unbuttoned my shirt to have a look
>than he said it kinda escalated
>taking shots out of my bellybutton, twerking in my face, rubbing their tits in my face
>no reaction on my side
>all of this was filmed by a friend of mine I mentioned above
>the one I woke up to
>I asked my buddy if they there was more and he said no, he kicked all of them out of the bedroom after a few minutes
>I was kinda pissed because this friend is inot this feminist bullshit and post articles about rape culture all over facebook
>so I messaged her to meet me
>as we met I demanded her phone, looked at the pictures and videos and deleted them
>'What the fuck?'
>'I'm sorry, Anon. It was just fun, we were drunk'
>'And what about the lipstick all over my face and you cuddling me? You are the one posting all this alcohol and consent articles on facebook'
>she is really embarrassed at this point
>I leave and head back to my buddy
>tell him the story and we have a laugh, play some videogames, have a few drinks
>later she posts on facebook something like "the most poisonous people come disguised as friends"
>my phone has countless unread messages and missed calls
She's cool, I just put her in limbo for a few days.
happened to me a week ago
>enjoying sweet noob gains
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
wow, that's a mix of relief and disappointment, but mostly relief because she's my brother's girlfriend and that would be weird
i've never heard of making a sound for the lock screen though, i've never heard it in public and people are on their phones all of the time nowadays
i do know that one of the guys in my old martial arts classes took a picture of me though, i just looked over to him and he was holding his phone up and way out, obviously pointed at me, with the landscape orientation and everything, and after a split second, he put his phone down and laughed while looking at me
i think he knew i was (and still am) too passive to do anything about it
some redneck guy also took a picture of me once, which was kind of weird because this was back when I was about 15, he just pulled up in a truck while I was waiting outside of some store and he yelled "hey dude! smile!" and then took a picture and drove off
All the guys telling you tat you should have fucked her anyways are perma-nogf and will never find true happiness. You did the right thing, all relation ships take work. You put in the work. Good on ya m8, im sure if ur gf knew, she would suck ur pp.
actually got mired by a dude I knew from school today, felt weird and I wasn't expecting it
>doing deadlift warmup
>"you're doing heavy man, holy shit, that's LMAO3PLAET I don't even"
>"yeah I'mma try 155kg without straps, went pretty well last time"
>"man what the fuck"
>while saying this he actually bends down and feels my thigh with both hands while his bro/old friend of mine laughs at him
155kg/340lbs x3 PR, today was a good day
why would you call a girl a slut
I mean if you actually think of them as sluts and just want to bang you'd know that it's fuckin stupid to call them that if you want to bang them
But hey you know a better thing to do would be to regard women as human beings and not as sluts that you just have to get in bed with, you can get stuff of value out of them. Your biological wiring makes it possible to share some amazing moments with women, connect with them in ways that would be unnatural with men
fuck I'm talking about not regarding women as objects on 4chan, I must be getting tired
it doesn't really go away until you accept that it will never stop and that you two won't be together again regardless. I still think about my ex from time to time (we broke up ~10 months ago now, holy shit it's that long) but it's rarely as painful nowdays as it was the first 3-4 months because I've accepted that I will always miss her to some degree
>Picked up a hot grill on NYE.
>On the dance floor. Electro.
>My tinder date fucked off. Ohwell.png
>Random gril asks me how to dance
>I show her the moves
>She feels my abs, ask if i lift
>Fluids were exchanged later that night and morning
>She called me back, second date tomorrow.
Law student. Never saw a girl so tight, and thin with a stack,
>Get ribcage tattoo today (inb4 degenerate)
>Placed in the first room that all other customers walk through to get to the entrance or their room
>Clear view of the busy street
>Take shirt off to get inked
>Girls walking into rooms and out of them slow down to watch me
> Female staff keep stopping in to ask me about it
> Men chatting me up about how "you must work out"
Feels good. Now I just have to finish the bulk up to 185, and maybe I won't feel so small.
this is what your average /fit/izen actually looks like.
>These are the guys getting "mired" everywhere they go.
I wanna get an upper pec tat but I'm an ex-fatty and not fit enough to not feel embarassed taking my shirt off in front of others yet. Not to mention the minor gyno.
>those cum stains on the guy on the right
>I'm going to go down a bunch of melatonin pills so I can pass out and stop agonizing over what a fuckup I am.
dont sweat it man. we've all fucked up. just learn and move on.
b e u r s e l f
I fingered her but I couldn't even get hard /fit/, I feel ashamed. I woke up and she was texting her friend, probably about how I couldn't get it up, I just left. How do I prevent this from happening next time???
Just got my first real mires tonight
>be absolute dyel by /fit/ standards
>go out to pub
>friend 1 says wow dude you're looking fucking broad tonight
>friend 2 which i havnet seen in months says yeah man what happened you've gotten massive
>play it off cool
feels so good man, i cant even imagine the mires i will get when i actually make it
>get back to dorm room after working out
>undress and wrap towel around waist
>enter hallway and head to shower room
>group of dorm mates chilling in the hall, one calls out "Nice butt!"
>turn around and laugh nervously
Conflicted on whether that's a good or bad mire.
Im a chubster so i can hardly ever contribute, until today that is.
>forget razor at home over christmas break
>grow a full beard
>back at college
>decide to shave my beard into a cheeky stache
>only makes fun of me
>tells me to shave it
>says i look younger and like a clown
>one week later
>we get a visit from her qt younger sister
>she keeps complimenting me on it
>says its really cool and handsome
>tell her how my gf hates it
>n-no i dont actually hate it, it suits you really well
Why are girls so kek-worthy?
You must perform the primal dance of Ju Gib Dat. It's an ancient art that only the most fit can do. How the fuck do you not know this already?
You have to do it this way
>Lock eyes with her
>Then flex your legs to show you don't skip leg day. Do your abs at the same time to be extra cool.
>Then grunt twice before switching to the next stance. It's important that you do twice. If you do just one you'll seem like a lazy prick. Do it three times you'll be trying too hard.
>The next stance you must slowly raise your arms like you are appreciating the glow of the fluorescent lights.
>Pause this way for 5 seconds.
>Then look back at her.
>Speak "Ju Gib Dat" and point.
Maybe it's one of the following:
>Too dense to notice
>Too intimidating to be approached. Always looks pissed.
>Bad personality. No one wants to talk to you after hearing how you handle shit.
>going to uni gym on Friday
>see bunch of guys and girls fucking around the gym
>the dyel skeletons trying to impress the girls with amazing 65lb bench
>go squat heavy
>don't pay any attention to surroundings until last set
>test levels all time low lifting without gymbro
>lean on bar trying to psyche up for last set
>look at mirror, see everyone mirin' me cuz lats pressed against tight ass T-shirt
>accept mire, proceed to fail on last rep and tumble down in the rack
you should lift weights on a cut to maintain muscle mass, go heavier than normal, around the 5 rep range (i do 6-12 when bulking) and do lower frequency (usually around 2 maybee 3 weights workouts a week)
>good looking + intelligent
This is me. I'm smart on paper but I've never really been good at career stuff. I move forward but I have nearly no drive to succeed. Something has to change I guess. Getting swolested in public by my gf and her sister makes it easier to cope.
>tfw mirin thread
>tfw you don't really have anything to contribute
>working out infront of mirror
>small petite girl next to me
>notice she's looking at me
>look at her and then she quickly looks away
>not sure what that was
>walking past cute grill on machine
>she looks over right as I walk by
>not sure if she was checking me out or not
>theme is to dress classy
>wearing a button up with a bowtie
>bitches love bowties
>notice these 2 girls eyeing me a little when I got there
>never talked to them cause I'm a bitch
such is life. I got out of a year long relationship a couple months ago and I feel like I completely forgot how to interact with females
>tfw no gf
>I move forward but I have nearly no drive to succeed.
Then you're an idiot. actions speak louder than words, anon, but by all means keep telling yourself how smart and intelligent you are. Oh, and I'll have my coffee black, please
>can mire myself in the mirror now
>dont really care about girls anymore
I just want to get better, im tired of chasing girls...doesnt seem worth the effort. idk. initially I wanted a nice body to make up for my shyness (I cant hit on girls, too shy) but now I just want to get better for myself.
Yeah you could be right. I have a 141 IQ and I'm the guy everyone comes to for quick number crunching when they don't have a calculator. But then I progress like a turtle with jobs whilst my friend owns his own supplement business that pulls in over $1m annually. My main fear is I'll fail to get my life on track and my gf will leave me. Then I'll just be that perma-single powerlifting builder who games way too much and spends obscene amounts of money on 40k and headphones.
>inb4 4chan blogging
>be doing pullups
>gym has a hall of mirrors thing going on
>see 50 yr old asian grandma eyeballing me from the side
>not sure if want
>mire some dudes back in the mirror
>wait a minute that's me