>mfw i see the naked body of the average inactive female

They match your insecurities.

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>>35520878


2d is perfection

Someone post that pic of average frumpy skinnyfat white girls lined up in front of a fence outside. Or don't. It's actually pretty gross.

Stop watching porn.

>>35519274
Same here bruh

>>35520952
Lol why

>>35520952
so we can get used to lazy pice of shit bodies? no thanks. gonna stick to coming on my hand

>>35520949
Requesting for research purposes.

>>35519274
>workout
>eat right
>have nice body
>chat up an average 7/10
>get her nekkid

Well shit. Even average women have such shit body's, you'd be amazed how many girls who aren't fat are so not because of exercise but because they just avoid food. The average thin girl is pudgy as fuck and can't ride a dick for longer than 30 seconds before being out of breath. Embarrassing

>>35522749
i dont know about the stamina part
but the part about girls who are thin and dont eat much and still has a shit body is 100% with the girls ive been with
they look sexy and well built with clothes on
but when the clothes come off
you got a pudge here
a pudge there
a slight stomach fold
honestly amazed the shit out of me

So if it came to the choice would you rather
A. Skinny but no muscle
B. "Overweight" category but works out 3 times a week

>>35522835
Too vague.
She could be overweight and still have a reasonable bf%
Or she could be overweight, fat, and her idea of a workout is half-assing it on a treadmill for 30 minutes.
If it can be the first of the two, then B, if not, A.

>>35522082
Lmao feel free, no great loss

>>35522835
depends what you mean by overweight. you mean high test or land whale? the fat distribution makes a big difference

>>35519274
That's why you gotta pick up chicks at the beach. I go through such a shitty dryspell until spring it sucks

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>>35522835
this
>>35522934

i would take a high test bitch over any fit/skinny or fat bitch

>>35522835
If she actually works out 3 times a week, she'll either have a good bod or be on her way to get it.

So B.

>>35519274
>go to Sauna with gf
>average old guy Looks like shit
>well they are old
>average 30+ to 50 Looks like total shit
>males are mostly hyper skinnyfat or fatfat
>women are mostyl just fatfat
>average 20+ to 30 dont look good either
>males mostly lanklets or fatfat
>females getting into fatfat but sometimes since their Skin is still tight almost look good

what i dont get is why most males are lanklets in their "youth" and then get hardcore skinnyfat

women arent so complicated... most of them have no fucking idea about diet are lazy whiny fucks and get fat

>>35522835
I feel like I wouldn't be able to get hard if she doesn't have any chub on her.

>>35522082
'Why am i a virgin??'

>>35523192
being virgin > lowering your Standards and fuck ugly bitches

i was a virgin till i was 18 too and it was worth to wait and not go for the ugly ones...

>>35522749
>Have gf
>Hand job
>Can't finish because her arm starts to hurt
>She's super embarrassed

Next day I just told her that she's really unfit and we gotta change that. I knew she wouldn't agree to go to the gym (which I don't do either), so I made some routine for her at home. She now does that is quite happy about the first results.

Her body has good genetics though, she has fat in all the right places (stores it in her thighs rather than stomach or arms), a thigh gap literally the full width of my hand and she's tall (5'9").

>>35523235

I was a virgin until I was 23 and lost it to an escort, better than losing it to an average skinnyfat girl.

>>35523104
You realize she is fit with wide hips genetics and is easily in the top 5% of women in the world right?

>>35523249
Most women store fat there, dumbfuck. Estrogen tends to do that.
>>35523265
The whole wide hips thing wasn't even popular up until... now? I don't know, it doesn't look very good to me.

>>35523308
Low test skelly fucker

>>35523330
Oh yeah, I can bench press 180 kg, but I'm pretty sure my testosterone is pretty low.

>>35523308
>The whole wide hips thing wasn't even popular up until... now?

You're a complete fucking idiot.

>>35523364
I can fuck your mother in the ass. Does that mean I have low test ?
lbs doesn't equal kilos you mogoloid

>>35523235

I lost my virginity at 22 because I didn't want to fuck girls I didn't find attractive, but I wasn't attractive myself. I didn't really get fit, but I learned how to dress better, how to make conversation, how to keep my misanthropy under wraps a bit more, and just generally adopted a more idaf attitude. Had no problems once I finally did lose it.

>>35523385
Oh yeah, go for the flat chested latinos and leave the good bodied women for the able people.
>>35523396
No, you're low test unless you can fuck yourself in the ass. And I'm not an amerifag, it's kilos. I can most likely bench more than you can deadlift.

>>35523427
1) You don't bench 180
2) I dl 5 plates for 2 at 77 kg bw son of jabba

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>>35523308
>Most women store fat there, dumbfuck. Estrogen tends to do that.
Have you ever looked at women? You'll notice that there's two types of women, the ones that still look acceptable when they gain a little fat (wider hips, still flat stomach) and the ones that immediately start to look like shit (twig arms and legs and a pudgy upper body). Those things aren't as obvious when they are still thin and clothed.

Pic related. When they get fat they tend to end up with very different body types.

>>35523442
Ooooh, right, your completely insignificant online anonymous opinion devalues facts. Whoops, my bad. 5 plates, what a big boy. I hope your dad is impressed.

>>35523410
Beggars can't be choosers

>>35523174
>what i dont get is why most males are lanklets in their "youth" and then get hardcore skinnyfat

Skinnyfat is still just fat. Male genetics just favors packing it onto the midsection. It's also the last place fat will disappear from during a cut.

>>35523456
That's true, but you gotta look at percentages. Women who store fat in their abdominal region first are a minority. If she's fat enough that her body starts storing it in her pelvic region then she's got worse problems than genetics.

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>>35520905
>Worst girl
HA HA

>>35523464
Go back to your bench thinking 180 lbs = 180 kilos you pathetic fatfuck

>>35523485
>Women who store fat in their abdominal region first are a minority.
Not really. You just can't see it when they are clothed, because women are smart enough to hide their belly. I can't give you a percentage, but they are pretty common.

>>35523473
>Skinnyfat is still just fat.

True, and it has nothing to do with being skinny.

>>35523192
>I fuck fat girls and make fun of other guys for being virgins
kek

>>35523607
Actually, it depends on your race. fat storage comes from the adaptation to the weather. Read Frederic Delavier if you want more informations.

>>35523456
>>35523607

Most women store fat in their hips/thighs until they get too much fat, then store it in their belly. If a fat girl lost weight she would lose it from her belly first. If a skinny girl gained weight she would gain more on her hips though.

>>35522749
Had this 9/10 in high school. Her body was ridiculous from genes and never eating. She couldnt even run one lap on the track. Sickening

>>35523671
Can't confirm. I know so many girls who look somewhat skinny when they run around in their carefully selected clothing, but once you see them in a bikini (if they dare) you notice that they have this weird gut. And there are many of them, at least around here. Even if the rest of their bodies seems skinny, they still have belly fat. On the other hand there are girls that have more fat on their hips then those girls on their whole body, but still a perfectly flat stomach and those are certainly NOT the majority of girls. At least around here.

>>35523265
>5%
more like top <1%
Take any 100 women off the street and you'd be lucky if one was hotter than her

>>35523671
Shut up. In general :
shitskins store in their hips first
niggers in there limbs and butt
white in their belly

Learn some goddamn anthropology before posting your shit
It's all about weather adaptation like >>35523651
said

>>35523713

It's biologically how men and women work. You might be overlooking that these women put weight on their legs first, or you may just have a poor (lucky?) sampling.

As an aside, I knew a woman who gained maybe a hundred pounds at an office job, but ALL of it went to her ass and thighs. You'd never notice she was overweight at her desk, but the moment she stood up it was full on t-rex mode. It was.. a thing. I think some guys like that.

>>35523781
Maybe it's just unfortunate sampling, I don't know, and I know women of both kinds and everything in between. I can't make any statistics about that.

Point is, if you find a girl that stores fat on her hips and almost none on her abdomen, you are lucky. It looks better and is much healthier.

>>35523364
Unless you post a pic, your response to him is irrelevant.

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>>35519274
>mfw you've never seen a naked woman in your life

>>35523781
I worked with a woman a couple years ago that looked normal from the waist up but her ass and thighs were huge, and not in a good way. Her butt liked like a butt on an obese girl, lumpy, stuck out oddly, and unshapely. But her stomach wasn't fat. She wasn't very attractive

>>35523488
Careful there, kiddo. Those 77 kg of rage are pretty scary.
>>35523607
I've seen enough women naked/wearing underwear/bathing suits to know how it goes. And I know how the body prioritizes fat storage due to environmental factors and biology. But in the end if a woman has low enough bodyfat it doesn't matter.

>>35523929
>>35523781
remembers me of pearchan

https://kaldrazidriml.imgur.com/beccabaepearchan

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>>35523868
He's one angry little man. But I don't care about winning internet fights

>>35523988
She carries most of her weight in her stomach

>>35523308
Wide hips have always from the dawn of mankind been "a thing"

Wide hips signal high fertility in females.

Think you might be gay bro

>>35524028
So do big tits and I'm a fan of that. But who knows, I might be

>>35523781
>You'd never notice she was overweight at her desk

My stepmother is exactly the same, and my 16yo stepsister puts fat on like that too. I quite like it.

>>35519274
it is quite amazing how good most girls look in tight jeans compared to naked

but every time i get fooled into thinking they're hot

>>35524074
Just like bras can make some racks look good. And make up makes faces look good. Same thing

>>35523651
My ex gf is Finnish and she had a body like a Brazilian, honest to God. She surely had no nigga genes, she was blonde and her family had lived in Finland for centuries.

It was glorious. Tits well-formed and quite big too.

>>35523930
I think you are the 4chan mongoloïd of the day
Nobody likes you and you can't stop saying stupid ass shit

>>35523249
>look at me I am the king of normies and I don't even lift hurr

>>35524004
HAHAHAAHAHAHA so this is the fat fuck that think he is strong because he is /fat/ You know what you should do ? eat a cake make of dnp. Maybe you won't look like smogogo anymore

>>35524040
Big tits are actually a different thing, as the fat stored in the tits is not closely related to the woman's capability of nurturing a child. It's all about the glands in the breast, not the fat.

The hips on the other hand are a great help when giving birth. There are even many women that are physically incapable (or rather it's too risky) to give birth naturally.

>>35520905
>best girl
Good taste.

>>35523486
>Obviously a pedo
baka desu senpai

>>35524123
>Implying I don't have a home gym

makeup was a mistake

>>35524004
Why does a fat fuck like you claims that he knows anything about the human body. You look like a fucking walrus. You want some reward for being able to bench your bw ?

>>35524138
Post your skeleton ass body. If you're lucky, your thighs might be nearly as big as my arms.
>>35524148
The overall size of the boobs IS related to her ability to feed offspring. That's what's meant to lure you. And it's not like wide hips mean she's the most fertile woman ever.

>>35524185
Skeleton twinks always come up with these great posts :^) Show us how poweful you are, faggot

>>35523235
Meh idk I waited for the right girl til 18 as well, but I kind of wish I would have fucked all the ugly girls that wanted the D in high school to be more experienced for college

>>35524197
Look at the ugly ass obese faggot trying to look smart
And I'm not the 77kg kid who answered to you

>>35524210

>going to school for girls

enjoy your future career at mcdonalds

>>35524071
stop shitposting and go fuck your stepsister retard

>>35524213
>>35524185
Not everyone trains for looking like a Justin bieber you moron.
Jesus, powerlifting and oly lifting made me hate all those beauty peasant training for "aesthetics" curling front of the mpirror wearing a singlet...

>>35524213
>obese
Oh, my bad, your cadaver must be looking pretty good these days.

>>35524230
Look at that, my typo is becomming as disgusting as yours. You made me mad

>>35524230
You should try to ignore the delusional twinks, anon. I can bend em over and fuck them with one arm behind my back if I wanted to and they'd just sit there and snivel. Not to mention any faggot who's talking shit and is afraid to post his own body is disqualified from talking automatically

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>>35523744
>shitskins
>niggers
Well I can tell you are a very intelligent man who is making an informed, well-thought out comment

>>35524197
>The overall size of the boobs IS related to her ability to feed offspring.
No, it's not.

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>>35524294
>implying there isn't clear difference in the subraces of mankind
:^)

>>35524300
It is. Giant tits have more milk and can feed more babies. If the boobs are bigger then everything else will be. It's not just fat, you can easily check the anatomy.

>>35523671
Na mate, there's apple or hourglass body shapes (there'seven more shapes but these are the main 2).
Either the girl stores fat on her thighs hips and upper arms with a flat belly to give an hour glass look or they store fat in their breasts and abdomen with thin legs and arms. When girls are thin it's hard to differentiate what type they are.

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>>35520949

enjoy

>>35524355
I'd fuck every single one of them. For Paris of course.

>>35524342
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast#Development
>Breast size and other characteristics do not predict the fat-to-milk-gland ratio or the potential for the woman to nurse an infant child.

>>35524355
>Ireland

>>35524325

The industrial revolution coincided with the dominance of Western powers. If it had coincided with the dominance of Persians or Greeks, they would be in here being retards instead of you.

Not that they're not being retards regardless, but you get the point.

>>35522749
Seriously, breh. Tried my first chubby sloot last week and she refused to do any work whatsoever. More gains for me though so whatever

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>>35524386
>The industrial revolution coincided with the dominance of Western powers
So?
Oh you mean that Western innovation, created from Western intelligence, gave the Better People an edge?

No shit

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>>35524355
>scooby in the back

>>35524432
Many of those statements are false. But replace England by France in those statements and there you are.
>Literary France > England
>Roland Garros>Wimbledon
....

>>35524508
>Many of those statements are false.
Which language are you speaking in champ?
What language are you currently typing in?

Also your post is just opinions
:^)

>>35524355
I bet most of them look awesome in tight jeans

this is depressing

>>35524528
I speak in English because I'm from England
Dumb mofo

>>35524355
disgusting

>>35524369

kek

>>35524378
Does not predict. But there's a fat-to-milk-gland ratio and an A cup is likely to be far less able to supply milk than a pair of H cups. Just like narrow hips don't mean a woman can't give birth to many kids, but it should be easier with wider hips.

>>35524536
Doubt it
They all probably look like boxes in thight jeans

>>35523988
>https://kaldrazidriml.imgur.com/beccabaepearchan
Disgusting.

>>35524557
And this is an international site which uses what language?

>>35524557
Not that guy but I obviously speak and write English as well, despite being Norwegian. English is the superior language desu senpai

>>35523456
You can change bf distribution with exercise though. Running helps get rid of fat around the midsection area in particular

>dat stomach gut pouch shit that 90% of white girls have

What the fuck is this from?

>>35524673
>Spot reduction
Read the sticky. Lurk moar.

>>35523607
Also diet affects this. High glycemic carbs and alcohol in a diet tend to create those gross belly types

>>35524673
>Selective fat loss is entirely possible
Jesus

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>implying I wouldn't fuck pic related

>>35524222
That's not at all what he said

>>35524693
Say what you want but I've experienced this first hand, to a moderate degree. Used to have a really weird stomach as a female and I became obsessed with cardio and abs for a long while. Took years but now my stomach is fairly lean even though I have a big ass/legs that I never had before. Also did lots of weightlifting

>>35524601
There's more people who speak mandarin than people who speak english. Aside from the socio-economic factors, the reason we speak english right now it's because it's easy and simple as fuck compared to other languages.

>>35524754
Women hold on to lower body fat easier, you retard. READ THE STICKY

>>35524775
There's more non humans than humans
It's all about the quality m8y

>>35524775
1. More Chinese people.
2. The dominance of the English peoples is why we speak English, don't delude yourself into thinking other languages are more intellectual. That is just butthurt continentals being butthurt.

>>35524230
same desu senpai
zyzz started this shit, if only all the "aesthetic" curlbros would fuck off and leave the gym.

>>35524800
Never said they're more intellectual. And the widespread culture of the brits is what I meant by "socio-economic factors". Aside from that, english is pretty simple. Compared to mandarin. Or german. Or my native language.

>>35524862
Shit I'm retarded. It's hard not to get defensive as an English person on 4chan. We seem to get a lot of shit.

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>>35524775
I'm a native English speaker so bear with me while I opine about things I have no comprehension of, but you'd be the first non-native speaker I've ever heard of to claim that English is "easy". The difficulty of learning English is a worldwide meme. A lot of English people barely have a grasp of the language if they've managed to coast through life with a thick dialect and can't spell for shit

>>35524744
Who are you quoting? Clearly nobody implied that you are not a desperate piece of shit.

>>35524881
I get it. There's someone telling you you're retarded in your native language. Seems pretty shitty. I just checked that myth about the vote in the US concerning its official language. And it's not like the stories portray it. But there were shitloads of german speakers in the US and english slowly took over as time passed. I'm of the opinion that english is far easier than german, hence its popularity. Then again... easy to learn, hard to master.

tbhfam, English is literally a bastard language

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>>35524911
Are you fucking high? Go on /int/ or talk to any foreigner. English is easy.

>>35524800
Really? You're just going to ignore the fact that English has only 26 characters and the words are formed using patterns of letters whereas Mandarin is over 50,000 different characters with basically no system?
English is vastly easier to understand.

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>>35524911
That's humans being humans, anon. In Bulgaria most people have a thick... balkan accent, if any, so yeah, my countrymen don't seem to agree with me. On the other hand, my girlfriend's grandfather speaks english but that's because he's a firefighter. And he's swedish.

>>35524508
I'm surprised you can speak English

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>>35522835
Skinny any day of the week
The description of option B is too vague and not worth the risk

>>35524355
>that flag

I thought it was just a meme.

Spending time of your life of on /fit/ is bad enough. These guys arguing here act so fucking retarded.

>>35524536
They don't I dated a girl with that kinda ass.
They don't look any better in tight jeans.

>>35524355
1,3,4, and 5 are not bad. Even 7 and 8 aren't dreadful.

>>35522082
you beat off onto your free hand?

fucking weirdo

>>35524355
1, 4 and 8 could be my fat wife if they can cook.

>>35524355
that's disgusting

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>>35524528
We're speaking old french right now.
Whether you like it or not.

I don't know what to do anymore. I have a better ass than 99% of girls I meet. Is this when you guys turned /lgbt/? I just want someone with a minimum of discipline

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>tfw I have a better ass than some of my female friends

>>35525590
Why is it so hard for women to fucking squat?

Like, it's one fucking exercise. There's a trillion other things they could also do, but that's just one little thing they could do every other day to make themselves 200% more attractive.

>>35524978
holy shit I do remember this meme.. was she a medium or something like that?

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>>35525625
pic related am i rite?

>>35525609
That or even just pretending they care about what they eat. I hang out with some female cousins and watching them eat is so sad. But this isn't exclusive to females I guess, lots of guys eat like shit too

>>35524784
nah she right spot reduction is legit. You never going to lose fat in a certain body part efficient if you don't work it. Have no worked by abs in longest time they look fat compared to when I did. Whoever wrote the sticky is a moron.

>>35524355
5 any day

>>35524355
Cheerleader effect is real, I desperately want a 10-some with them

>>35525638
Yeap. She was a fortune teller. Supposedly people came to her from all over the world. Disclaimer: I don't believe in fortune telling.

>>35525600
>some of my female friends
not having better ass than all of your female friends!?
need to squat more bby girl

>>35524911
You have to be retarded to think that English is a hard language. It's a language that's highly based of onomatopoeias and it's also gender neutral.
Then again, most native speakers I've seen don't seem to understand the difference between simple stuff like there and their, so maybe it's actually hard for Anglos kek

>>35525818
>bby girl
Sorry anon, but i'm am in fact, not a grill

>>35524230
>is a fat fuck
>claims to not lift for aesthetics
>his tripfag name is based on Channing Tatum

AYYY LMAO

>>35524744
>implying stretching those bottocks apart wouldn't reveal necrotic skin, old shit, and a pirate treasure

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>finally get fairly qt girl to send me nudes
>disappointing as fuck
>don't even bother fapping over them
>she keeps sending them

>>35524911
http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

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>>35525938
>tell her
>crush her ego
>she becomes dependent, wanting to prove herself to you since everyone else had always been telling her how beautiful she is, yet here you are, a menace to her beautiful world
>fuck her in the ass two weeks later
>never talk to her again
>>35524911
What the fuck, English is the simplest fucking language around, that's why it's become the world language of sorts. The grammar is quite easy, it's inflection and derivation as well, no declension whatsoever, no suffix for any person apart from 3rd person singular...

>>35526009
English is easy to hold normal conversations, it gets fucky when you get deeper into it, because it's made by people.

>>35525938
Damn, sometimes I think about what I would have done if my gf had ugly tits. Just really sad and saggy or asymmetrical or with gigantic aerolas. The rest is perfect, but when she takes her top off it's just super disappointing. That's like my worst nightmare. A good reason to stick to small tits, the risk is kept at a minimum.

>>35524911
Compared to many other languages, English is in fact quite easy to become proficient in. Having acquired a reasonable degree of fluency in six languages myself - and having learned some basics in others - I can say that I've only encountered one or two languages with a less complicated grammar. Vocabulary is a slightly different matter, mostly owing to the fact that it's simply huge - but even then, it's not at all horrible.

>>35526044
Even at a deeper level, it's usually less complicated than most languages I've gained a proper enough understanding of to compare.

This is why I hate the whole getting fit "culture". You work out just to impress women who don't do fucking shit with their lives. It's the standard for a male to be a fit supermodel but every skinnyfat lazy woman deserves the ideal man

>>35524106
We were used to known that our Finn bitches are ugly, but something happened and they are lookin 10x better than in 90's-2010
check (NSFW) alastonsuomi.com it is nude imageservice for mainly Finns some Swedes there as well, pretty good looking bitches.

>>35526044
No.
It's easy.
It's not difficult.
It's not my native tongue.
I were unfortunately stupid enough to pick english philology as my major (I wanted to study English because I want to translate shit but it's turned out I picked the wrong type of major) and it's not difficult.

>>35524355
I just lost all faith in snowbunnies.

>>35524967

there's a reasonable system, and 50,000 is quite a stretch. an educated chinese person will typically know around 8,000 characters. no need to exaggerate

>>35526297
>were unfortunately
Is this b8?

>>35520878
Upvoted!

>>35526404
No.
I'm tired, had test exam and yesterday, it's too late for me to actually think so I just put the words out so that the output is comprehensible enough.

>>35519274
The average inactive female is BEAUTIFUL and BRAVE for challenging your toxic standards of "beauty"

>>35526297
>I'm a translator
>this is my passion. I study this.
>it's so piss fucking easy to learn another language

Any nuclear physicists in here want to explain why quantum mechanics are really very simple?

>>35524230
>>35524241
Is this the birth of a new Supermang?

>>35526453
In fairness, languages have rules and similar languages have similar rules. The more quantum you get with quantum mechanics all rules of physics as we understand them stop applying.

>>35526453
Uhhhh
No.
English IS easy.
If it weren't, the world language would be either German, French or Spain (or Esperanto).
I studied German in grammar school. Thanks god for English

>>35524294
>getting this triggered
>le intelligent people r never raciss meme

Actually most intelligent people are racist deep down. Most blacks with an IQ over 100 hate their own race.

>>35524911
I speak Latvian, Russian, English, have also studied German, French, Italian and am currently studying Spanish. English was by far the easiest to learn. Can't really comment on Latvian as that's my first, so I learnt it to early to even consider the difficulty of learning it.

>>35525704
Do you not know how fat loss works? Hormones for burning energy circulate your entire body affecting all fat deposits. Based on the current hormone balance of your body, some deposits will release more than others.

Spot reduction simply doesn't work because your muscles don't work by drawing energy from surrounding fat.

>>35526502
>hate their own race.
Noone really hates their race, nor do they hate other races.
What you hate are the racial stereotypes and people of said race acting accordingly to those, most of the time dragging the whole race down (i.e. niggers stealing, raping, being obnoxious etc.)

>>35524775
>le Mandarin

You realize theres thousands of regional dialects that are mutually unintelligble

>because English is easy

No, it's because the British colonized the majority of the world you stupid fuck

>>35526518
Native Spanish speaker here

I learned both English and German as well and German was easier than English desu

>>35526530
>>35524775
Yeah i think English is actually relatively complicated for non-native speakers to learn, because it's a hybrid of Germanic and romance languages.

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Friendly reminder that this is the body of the average male. This is the competition.

We're all doing just great, lads.

>>35526546
>Yeah i think English is actually relatively complicated for non-native speakers to learn
No
just
no
stop already.
English IS easy.
The hybridization of Germanic and Romance languages is actually a good thing since it means Europeans feel even more so at home.
And again I'll refer to my previous post >>35526009 .

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>>35526518
Sveiki, brālis. Kas jauns?

Es runāju mazliete latviski jo man bija latviete draudzene.

Mēs neesam kopā tagad.

>mfw

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>>35524355

>>35526642
1 or Scooby (no homo, wanna see the airplane)

>>35526617
One on the far right isn't too bad

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>>35524355
>yfw your ass is bigger than 99% of all womyn and you're a guy

>>35524294
>>35526529
>This scared of racism

4chan is not the place for you

>>35526666
Doesn't look like he even lifts, family.

Checking the satanic qwadz though.

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>>35526642
Rolling for Scooby. I had the most intense sex dream about him a few months ago, he was dressed as a professor and was super reluctant (I'm a grill) but I was grinding on him through his tweeds and he was making these sexy little noises in his ridiculous autist voice <3

>>35526701
He doesn't look like he lifts but he looks like a healthy young male with low bf%

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>>35526710
Yessssss

>>35523678
isn't one lap 400 meters? wtf?

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>>35519274
My ex-gf had a body like pic related (rock climber) and she ruined me for regular skinnyfat girls.

>>35522749
How long can you ride a dick for?

>>35524961
>not knowing how slang works
Sick faggot. Well memed

you guys need to realize normies dont have body dysmorphia

to them, having a dad bod/fat girl bod is normal

>>35526617
used to be far left. now would be the best one there by far.
thanks breh

my girl squats 200 :)

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>>35526826
George pls go

>>35526840
She would split me in two, no thanks

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>>35522835
>"overweight" category but works out 3 times a week

>>35526641
T-tu arī

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>>35526987

>>35526347
The point is that pattern based languages are more efficient, genius.

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>>35526666
Checked

>>35527033
>that final rep face

>>35523249
>thigh gap
Disgustingly tbph

>>35526487
>The more quantum you get with quantum mechanics all rules of physics as we understand them stop applying.
Quantum mechanics is not anti physics.

>>35526642
4 please

>>35524691
Pumpkin spice lattes

>>35520952
>implying the skinnyfat pornstars aren't just as bad

>>35526519
I do understand how fat burning works. Im not saying spot reduction happens pounds at a time, but it happens on a small scale. Working certain muscles brings greater circulation to that area, and makes surrounding tissue more metabolically active

>>35525901
booty booty booty booty

>>35524294
>said a swear and it hurt my feelings so they cant be smart
fuck you faggot

>>35524355
>Scooby in the middle behind the bushes
kek

>>35526642
how much time would it take a grill to go from that shit body to a nice one and what routine?

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>>35527231
One year.

Routine would be cardio+abs 3-4x a week, and fork putdowns 3xf daily.

>>35527310
>and fork putdowns 3xf daily.
wtf is that? not eating?

>>35527338

Reddit plz go

>>35527338
Yes, best paired with table pushaways you dillweed

>>35526682
Y-You too? ..Oh god women be mirin my ass the most as well

>>35527372
English is not my first language I don't quite understand what you're trying to say...

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>>35526617
ego booster

>>35527385
Fork. A thing you use to eat.
Put down. An action indicating not using the fork.
3xf. three meals a day, to failure.

Table pushaways. Leaving table, and not eating any more.

It is a funny way of saying "eating less" by phrasing it like an exercise.

Thank you for making me go autismo mode, and ruin anything funny about the joke by explaining it.

>>35527427
top kek

>>35527310
A little muscle would be nice, too. Basically SS for dat ass
>>35526759
I thought 800 meters, but I could be wrong
>>35526642
rolling for scooby
>>35526617
We need to see their asses as well for a fair competition. No homo
>>35525938
post them. come on

>>35527484
>4
Fuck. Well it could be worse

>>35526642
1,5,6, or 0

>>35524432
making me proud of my senpai anon

>>35524355
This is partially because of lighting and weird stances I think.

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>>35527484

>>35519274
My gf is a slightly overweight powerlifter, am I kidding myself in thinking she looks better than skinny fats and skeletons naked? I think she does but she's feeling insecure. (Bulking.)

>>35526710
Enjoy

>>35527338
Yes. it is a humorous way of saying "eating smaller amounts". It is supposed to be funny because it looks similar to how exercises are listed in a routine.
Eating less is the most important part.

>>35527231
>>35527310
Those girls aren't excessively fat, they're under-developed.
A better routine would be mostly weight training (SS maybe) while monitoring but diet, but maintaining adequate calories.

(Dammit CAPTCHA, that's one milkshake and two parfaits, not milkshakes.)

>>35527849
Why should you care what we think? I probably find her body disgusting, but I don't have to fuck her, so who cares? Man up and do what you like.

>>35524775
Agreeing with the many people who have pointed out the reason English is so common has more to do with the broad spread and economic success of the British and later Americans.

English remained a borderline lingua fracas because the Internet was mostly developed by English speakers, and English, with its mixture of Germanic, Latin, and Greek influences allows for a fairly high degree of technical precision.
>inb4 some stupid anecdotes about individual cases where other languages offer more precision.
Among other things its massive vocabulary makes it one of the most information dense languages in the world.
>inb4 demands for spoon feeding on methods and rationale

>>35524071
Fuck your stepsister. Right fucking now. I fucked my stepbrother when I was a teenager and it was the hottest sex of my life. Fucking do it you fucking faggot. I swear to god you will regret it for the rest of your life if you don't.

>>35527849
Just based on the description, I think that sounds better than skinnyfats and skellies.

>>35527849
One of the reasons fat guys don't get as much shit as fat women is because a lot of fat guys are muscular, and muscles help fill out the body and make it look not shit. That applies to women to, it's just that so few of them lift. An overweight powerlifter is going to look much better than an overweight chick that doesn't lift, and depending she could look better than skinnyfats too. Scrawny legs are a pretty big turnoff for me, so I might take a little chub on a powerlifter over that.

>tfw work out a lot and have nice slim body, then large flabby arms

fuck you world

>>35527679
Well, I said, I wasn't sure. Thanks for the clarification. I guess I wasn't as fit as a kid as I remembered

>>35526642
roll

>had terrible confidence
>went to the beach and saw all the cellulite and dadbods
>realize my shitty body is better than most people
for a fleeting moment I felt good about myself

>>35524355
id fuck em all and even tell people about it. welcome to the real world.

>>35528283
see
>>35527310
>>35527372

E A T L E S S
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L
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S
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>>35526642
roll11

>>35527136
Which leads to a hormone response liberating fat for energy all around the body. Not around your metabolically more active cells.


Bro science somewhere else bri

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>be 5/10 at best DYEL skinnyfat Jew manlet 5'8 with no jaw
>somehow get objectively 8/10 Nordic blonde 5'7 fitgirl qt who loves exercising just for the fun of it and loves me for my personality
>calls me her sweet genius, idolized my intellect (lol). perfect flattery, etc
>perfect 10 for me, had huge crush for year before we started dating.
>she's psycho (great in bed) and, my friends say, abusive
>break up every week, finally end it totally after 1 year, dont talk anymore

that was a year ago

how can I go back to normal girls when I possessed such a transcendent beauty?

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>>35528906
iktfb

>>35528906
Except I'm 6'1" and a 8-9/10

>>35525361
>60% of english vocabulary comes form latin and french

>>35529693
post face
no homo

femanon here
my goal plan is to marry bf, then gain bf

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>>35529728
No close ups

>>35524432
If you're at a university look at the academics and if you're doing any decent subject you'll realise it's a mix of ethnicities not one.

>>35529841
8/10
keep it up

>>35526642
roll

>>35529841
you look like my chemistry teacher

>>35524911
Non native English speaker so probably in a better stance than you to comment on this as I actually speak another fucking language but English is easy compared to every other language I have tried to learn.

>>35529841
>8-9/10
Sure bud. 7/10, okay, but not 8 or even 9. You are just young and fit, your bone structure is shit and you obviously don't know how to dress.

>>35529905
>Implying I would wear those clothes in public
Stay mad angry small dick manlet,

>>35527310
>that moment of satisfaction when you realize your hips look like hers
>that moment of despair when you realize her hips look like yours

>>35529947
Those memes hurt kid

>>35526780
why do her random final fantasy style accessories turn me on so much? is it because chicks with individual style are so rare?

>>35530008
It's a key and a necklace bro, if it were belts i would understand tho

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>>35529986
I luv u regardless buddy. If it matters here's what I used to look like; there's hope for the uglies.

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>>35524432
>don't become a state until FRENCH NORMANS establish England
>never win a war against another major European power without the help of a coalition
>takes 6 coalitions to defeat one country
>spend the rest of history bullying weaker, technologically inferior peoples while claiming to be the supreme race
>even though the rest of Europe would ravage England if it wasn't for the navy
>"m-muh industrial r-revolution, c-cunt"

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>>35524355
fourth's ass

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>>35530045
>i
yeah i didnt describe that well. it's the hair, the bikini style (colourful w/ little beads), the key, the necklace, the board, the scars, the lack of smile, th tough body. its just such an image. i mean most girls look like pic related these days.

>>35529962

I'm dumb or anything but I don't get this, she's looks great. You like that you look similar to her but dislike that she looks similar to you?

living out a bag and in hotels for next ten days, any great hard bodyweight routines? trying to gain weight still

>>35530178
I'm thin but I've got womanly hips anon

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>>35530114
Are you kidding? Most western women look closer to this, bro.

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>>35530196
I mean in body type, not ethnicity btw

Clearly most western women aren't spics

Pic related another typical Western woman body

>>35530196
im talking about "skinny" girls. i agree with your pic though, holy shit thats depressing.

>>35530207
And people think it's weird that I'm attracted to little girls.

>>35530196
>>35530207
I work in an office and the entire herd of office hambuloceti look like this or fatter (the older they are, the fatter they are). A fairly thin girl started working with us out of college a couple years ago and she's already gained more than forty pounds.

Depressing.

>>35530255
Let me guess. They have cake everyday at your office?

>>35530299
Not every day, but at least once a month for whoever's birthday it is. They go out to eat literally every day though. I'm a weirdo for bringing my lunch to work.

>>35530319
Just claim you do it for financial reasons.that's what I do.

>>35526642
Roll of shame

>>35526780
>>35526780
For me this pic comes with a certain sense of awe that I just don't get from skinny big titted chicks. More and more I find myself wanting a girl thats capable. This is the physical embodiment of that.

>>35526642
Please not 5 or 8

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>>35530344
That's what I do, too.

>>35530356
This picture gives me that feeling, bro.

>>35526530
They colonized the majority of the world, that's why there's more native speakers than mandarin native speakers, right? Think for a second, dipshit. English stuck because it's simple and easy. Try learning a scandinavian or a slavic language and report back.

>>35523465
They can starve, which he did.

>>35529841

>no close ups

that's because your face and jaw are shit

grow a beard

>>35528906
Fuck
That's a bad flowchart, dude.

>>35524325
>implying that chart proves what you just said.

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>>35530390
>mfw based Scooby

>>35526642
OFFICIAL RANKINGS:

probable sluttiness:
7,9,2,1,5,6,8,4,3,0

most deceivingly overrated from positioning face movement:
4,3,7,6,1,2,5,9,8,0

best ass (keep in mind they're clenching cuz cold):
0,5,1,8,2,4,7,9,6,3

best tits:
0,8,4,1,2,5,7,9,3,6

overall:
0,7,5,1,4,9,8,2,3,6

I HAVE SPOKEN!

>>35526642
Is it bad i'd destroy all of them except 2.

>>35526642
lets roll

>>35525938
Same thing happened to me.

>>35530680
post tits. It can't be this bad

women have no discipline and eat as a way to cope emotionally

"Oh I'm on my period, better eat 5000 calories in an hour!!!"
"Tough day at work, better eat McDonald's for dinner"

Women are stupid cunts, just fuck other men srs

>>35530239
it's weird that you're attracted to little girls.

>>35530724

>the gay agenda

>>35528068
>lingua fracas
how fresh is this meme?

>>35526780
>tfw just started to date a girl like this

She barely lifts at all but she used to be a cheerleader & play basketball. She's super insecure about her body because she thinks she's built like a guy, fuaaark it's infuriating.

>>35530796
Well, they at least look much better on average.

>>35530207
not going to lie i actually find this body pretty attractive if she's cute

>>35528906
>how can I go back to normal girls when I possessed such a transcendent beauty?

You don't. Find someone just as wild.

>>35529841
you lithuanian? need to tack on some muscle for dem wide shoulders or else you just look like a flattened skeleton

>>35526642
fuck

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Do you guys think my gf needs work? I feel like I'm becoming less attracted to her physically

>>35532320
She's a little on the chubby side but it's not awful.

>>35532320
her arms look a little fat, legs and ass look good though, def would fuck her. stomach and tits ok?

>>35532320
Is that a boy?

>>35530494
are you legitimately autistic? That's pretty fuckin sad dude it's just a picture

>>35526642
scooperino

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>>35532340
I like her tits

>>35532383
i mean she's a little skinny fat, a little bit of working out would probably go a long way for her. that being said she looks pretty hot and i might just fap to her. if you're an ugly autistic fuck like the rest of us and dont have anything better to fuck i'd keep her around for a while unless shes a whore.

>>35532425
I have a home gym all I need is a way to get her to workout with me

>>35526642
rollong

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>>35524355
That cellulite is out of control

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>>35519274
>mfw I see the same

So few people put any effort into their bodies. Especially women.

>>35523235
I completely agree with you anon. Lowering your standards and banging someone you find embarrassing is so much worse than just wacking it

>>35522835
A

>>35532459
have you asked her? how into working out are you? if she sees it's important to you and you tell her you'd like to do a little training with her she probably will. 2-3 times a week for 30-45 minutes with cardio and maybe some weights would probably do wonders. just make sure whatever you do you dont tell her it's because you're feeling less attracted to her or you think she needs it, she will never forgive you for that and will cheat on you

>>35526642
gg

>>35523781
Brehs

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>sex with gf
>lights are dim because she's insecure
>she hops off to change positions
>mfw see all her stomach rolls

>>35526642
wow amazing

>>35522835
>works out 3 times a week
>overweight

I would rather have the skinny one, if that bitch is unable to do a proper workout she is not worth any effort anyway.

>>35523308
>wide hips are a "new" thing
Are you fucking retarded? Wide hips implies great genes in women because they can give natural birth, and don't have to be cut open, which is a rather new thing by the way. The average women survival rate at birth is 25%, this means 25% of women would die under natural circumstances due to complications (not only hip problems of course) while giving birth.