>have nice body
>chat up an average 7/10
>get her nekkid
Well shit. Even average women have such shit body's, you'd be amazed how many girls who aren't fat are so not because of exercise but because they just avoid food. The average thin girl is pudgy as fuck and can't ride a dick for longer than 30 seconds before being out of breath. Embarrassing
i dont know about the stamina part
but the part about girls who are thin and dont eat much and still has a shit body is 100% with the girls ive been with
they look sexy and well built with clothes on
but when the clothes come off
you got a pudge here
a pudge there
a slight stomach fold
honestly amazed the shit out of me
She could be overweight and still have a reasonable bf%
Or she could be overweight, fat, and her idea of a workout is half-assing it on a treadmill for 30 minutes.
If it can be the first of the two, then B, if not, A.
i would take a high test bitch over any fit/skinny or fat bitch
>go to Sauna with gf
>average old guy Looks like shit
>well they are old
>average 30+ to 50 Looks like total shit
>males are mostly hyper skinnyfat or fatfat
>women are mostyl just fatfat
>average 20+ to 30 dont look good either
>males mostly lanklets or fatfat
>females getting into fatfat but sometimes since their Skin is still tight almost look good
what i dont get is why most males are lanklets in their "youth" and then get hardcore skinnyfat
women arent so complicated... most of them have no fucking idea about diet are lazy whiny fucks and get fat
>Can't finish because her arm starts to hurt
>She's super embarrassed
Next day I just told her that she's really unfit and we gotta change that. I knew she wouldn't agree to go to the gym (which I don't do either), so I made some routine for her at home. She now does that is quite happy about the first results.
Her body has good genetics though, she has fat in all the right places (stores it in her thighs rather than stomach or arms), a thigh gap literally the full width of my hand and she's tall (5'9").
Most women store fat there, dumbfuck. Estrogen tends to do that.
The whole wide hips thing wasn't even popular up until... now? I don't know, it doesn't look very good to me.
I lost my virginity at 22 because I didn't want to fuck girls I didn't find attractive, but I wasn't attractive myself. I didn't really get fit, but I learned how to dress better, how to make conversation, how to keep my misanthropy under wraps a bit more, and just generally adopted a more idaf attitude. Had no problems once I finally did lose it.
Oh yeah, go for the flat chested latinos and leave the good bodied women for the able people.
No, you're low test unless you can fuck yourself in the ass. And I'm not an amerifag, it's kilos. I can most likely bench more than you can deadlift.
>Most women store fat there, dumbfuck. Estrogen tends to do that.
Have you ever looked at women? You'll notice that there's two types of women, the ones that still look acceptable when they gain a little fat (wider hips, still flat stomach) and the ones that immediately start to look like shit (twig arms and legs and a pudgy upper body). Those things aren't as obvious when they are still thin and clothed.
Pic related. When they get fat they tend to end up with very different body types.
>what i dont get is why most males are lanklets in their "youth" and then get hardcore skinnyfat
Skinnyfat is still just fat. Male genetics just favors packing it onto the midsection. It's also the last place fat will disappear from during a cut.
That's true, but you gotta look at percentages. Women who store fat in their abdominal region first are a minority. If she's fat enough that her body starts storing it in her pelvic region then she's got worse problems than genetics.
>Women who store fat in their abdominal region first are a minority.
Not really. You just can't see it when they are clothed, because women are smart enough to hide their belly. I can't give you a percentage, but they are pretty common.
Most women store fat in their hips/thighs until they get too much fat, then store it in their belly. If a fat girl lost weight she would lose it from her belly first. If a skinny girl gained weight she would gain more on her hips though.
Can't confirm. I know so many girls who look somewhat skinny when they run around in their carefully selected clothing, but once you see them in a bikini (if they dare) you notice that they have this weird gut. And there are many of them, at least around here. Even if the rest of their bodies seems skinny, they still have belly fat. On the other hand there are girls that have more fat on their hips then those girls on their whole body, but still a perfectly flat stomach and those are certainly NOT the majority of girls. At least around here.
Shut up. In general :
shitskins store in their hips first
niggers in there limbs and butt
white in their belly
Learn some goddamn anthropology before posting your shit
It's all about weather adaptation like >>35523651
It's biologically how men and women work. You might be overlooking that these women put weight on their legs first, or you may just have a poor (lucky?) sampling.
As an aside, I knew a woman who gained maybe a hundred pounds at an office job, but ALL of it went to her ass and thighs. You'd never notice she was overweight at her desk, but the moment she stood up it was full on t-rex mode. It was.. a thing. I think some guys like that.
Maybe it's just unfortunate sampling, I don't know, and I know women of both kinds and everything in between. I can't make any statistics about that.
Point is, if you find a girl that stores fat on her hips and almost none on her abdomen, you are lucky. It looks better and is much healthier.
>mfw you've never seen a naked woman in your life
I worked with a woman a couple years ago that looked normal from the waist up but her ass and thighs were huge, and not in a good way. Her butt liked like a butt on an obese girl, lumpy, stuck out oddly, and unshapely. But her stomach wasn't fat. She wasn't very attractive
Careful there, kiddo. Those 77 kg of rage are pretty scary.
I've seen enough women naked/wearing underwear/bathing suits to know how it goes. And I know how the body prioritizes fat storage due to environmental factors and biology. But in the end if a woman has low enough bodyfat it doesn't matter.
He's one angry little man. But I don't care about winning internet fights
My ex gf is Finnish and she had a body like a Brazilian, honest to God. She surely had no nigga genes, she was blonde and her family had lived in Finland for centuries.
It was glorious. Tits well-formed and quite big too.
Big tits are actually a different thing, as the fat stored in the tits is not closely related to the woman's capability of nurturing a child. It's all about the glands in the breast, not the fat.
The hips on the other hand are a great help when giving birth. There are even many women that are physically incapable (or rather it's too risky) to give birth naturally.
Post your skeleton ass body. If you're lucky, your thighs might be nearly as big as my arms.
The overall size of the boobs IS related to her ability to feed offspring. That's what's meant to lure you. And it's not like wide hips mean she's the most fertile woman ever.
Not everyone trains for looking like a Justin bieber you moron.
Jesus, powerlifting and oly lifting made me hate all those beauty peasant training for "aesthetics" curling front of the mpirror wearing a singlet...
You should try to ignore the delusional twinks, anon. I can bend em over and fuck them with one arm behind my back if I wanted to and they'd just sit there and snivel. Not to mention any faggot who's talking shit and is afraid to post his own body is disqualified from talking automatically
Well I can tell you are a very intelligent man who is making an informed, well-thought out comment
>implying there isn't clear difference in the subraces of mankind
Na mate, there's apple or hourglass body shapes (there'seven more shapes but these are the main 2).
Either the girl stores fat on her thighs hips and upper arms with a flat belly to give an hour glass look or they store fat in their breasts and abdomen with thin legs and arms. When girls are thin it's hard to differentiate what type they are.
>Breast size and other characteristics do not predict the fat-to-milk-gland ratio or the potential for the woman to nurse an infant child.
The industrial revolution coincided with the dominance of Western powers. If it had coincided with the dominance of Persians or Greeks, they would be in here being retards instead of you.
Not that they're not being retards regardless, but you get the point.
>The industrial revolution coincided with the dominance of Western powers
Oh you mean that Western innovation, created from Western intelligence, gave the Better People an edge?
Does not predict. But there's a fat-to-milk-gland ratio and an A cup is likely to be far less able to supply milk than a pair of H cups. Just like narrow hips don't mean a woman can't give birth to many kids, but it should be easier with wider hips.
>implying I wouldn't fuck pic related
Say what you want but I've experienced this first hand, to a moderate degree. Used to have a really weird stomach as a female and I became obsessed with cardio and abs for a long while. Took years but now my stomach is fairly lean even though I have a big ass/legs that I never had before. Also did lots of weightlifting
There's more people who speak mandarin than people who speak english. Aside from the socio-economic factors, the reason we speak english right now it's because it's easy and simple as fuck compared to other languages.
1. More Chinese people.
2. The dominance of the English peoples is why we speak English, don't delude yourself into thinking other languages are more intellectual. That is just butthurt continentals being butthurt.
Never said they're more intellectual. And the widespread culture of the brits is what I meant by "socio-economic factors". Aside from that, english is pretty simple. Compared to mandarin. Or german. Or my native language.
I'm a native English speaker so bear with me while I opine about things I have no comprehension of, but you'd be the first non-native speaker I've ever heard of to claim that English is "easy". The difficulty of learning English is a worldwide meme. A lot of English people barely have a grasp of the language if they've managed to coast through life with a thick dialect and can't spell for shit
I get it. There's someone telling you you're retarded in your native language. Seems pretty shitty. I just checked that myth about the vote in the US concerning its official language. And it's not like the stories portray it. But there were shitloads of german speakers in the US and english slowly took over as time passed. I'm of the opinion that english is far easier than german, hence its popularity. Then again... easy to learn, hard to master.
Are you fucking high? Go on /int/ or talk to any foreigner. English is easy.
Really? You're just going to ignore the fact that English has only 26 characters and the words are formed using patterns of letters whereas Mandarin is over 50,000 different characters with basically no system?
English is vastly easier to understand.
That's humans being humans, anon. In Bulgaria most people have a thick... balkan accent, if any, so yeah, my countrymen don't seem to agree with me. On the other hand, my girlfriend's grandfather speaks english but that's because he's a firefighter. And he's swedish.
Skinny any day of the week
The description of option B is too vague and not worth the risk
We're speaking old french right now.
Whether you like it or not.
>tfw I have a better ass than some of my female friends
Why is it so hard for women to fucking squat?
Like, it's one fucking exercise. There's a trillion other things they could also do, but that's just one little thing they could do every other day to make themselves 200% more attractive.
That or even just pretending they care about what they eat. I hang out with some female cousins and watching them eat is so sad. But this isn't exclusive to females I guess, lots of guys eat like shit too
nah she right spot reduction is legit. You never going to lose fat in a certain body part efficient if you don't work it. Have no worked by abs in longest time they look fat compared to when I did. Whoever wrote the sticky is a moron.
You have to be retarded to think that English is a hard language. It's a language that's highly based of onomatopoeias and it's also gender neutral.
Then again, most native speakers I've seen don't seem to understand the difference between simple stuff like there and their, so maybe it's actually hard for Anglos kek
>finally get fairly qt girl to send me nudes
>disappointing as fuck
>don't even bother fapping over them
>she keeps sending them
>crush her ego
>she becomes dependent, wanting to prove herself to you since everyone else had always been telling her how beautiful she is, yet here you are, a menace to her beautiful world
>fuck her in the ass two weeks later
>never talk to her again
What the fuck, English is the simplest fucking language around, that's why it's become the world language of sorts. The grammar is quite easy, it's inflection and derivation as well, no declension whatsoever, no suffix for any person apart from 3rd person singular...
Damn, sometimes I think about what I would have done if my gf had ugly tits. Just really sad and saggy or asymmetrical or with gigantic aerolas. The rest is perfect, but when she takes her top off it's just super disappointing. That's like my worst nightmare. A good reason to stick to small tits, the risk is kept at a minimum.
Compared to many other languages, English is in fact quite easy to become proficient in. Having acquired a reasonable degree of fluency in six languages myself - and having learned some basics in others - I can say that I've only encountered one or two languages with a less complicated grammar. Vocabulary is a slightly different matter, mostly owing to the fact that it's simply huge - but even then, it's not at all horrible.
This is why I hate the whole getting fit "culture". You work out just to impress women who don't do fucking shit with their lives. It's the standard for a male to be a fit supermodel but every skinnyfat lazy woman deserves the ideal man
We were used to known that our Finn bitches are ugly, but something happened and they are lookin 10x better than in 90's-2010
check (NSFW) alastonsuomi.com it is nude imageservice for mainly Finns some Swedes there as well, pretty good looking bitches.
It's not difficult.
It's not my native tongue.
I were unfortunately stupid enough to pick english philology as my major (I wanted to study English because I want to translate shit but it's turned out I picked the wrong type of major) and it's not difficult.
>I'm a translator
>this is my passion. I study this.
>it's so piss fucking easy to learn another language
Any nuclear physicists in here want to explain why quantum mechanics are really very simple?
In fairness, languages have rules and similar languages have similar rules. The more quantum you get with quantum mechanics all rules of physics as we understand them stop applying.
I speak Latvian, Russian, English, have also studied German, French, Italian and am currently studying Spanish. English was by far the easiest to learn. Can't really comment on Latvian as that's my first, so I learnt it to early to even consider the difficulty of learning it.
Do you not know how fat loss works? Hormones for burning energy circulate your entire body affecting all fat deposits. Based on the current hormone balance of your body, some deposits will release more than others.
Spot reduction simply doesn't work because your muscles don't work by drawing energy from surrounding fat.
>hate their own race.
Noone really hates their race, nor do they hate other races.
What you hate are the racial stereotypes and people of said race acting accordingly to those, most of the time dragging the whole race down (i.e. niggers stealing, raping, being obnoxious etc.)
You realize theres thousands of regional dialects that are mutually unintelligble
>because English is easy
No, it's because the British colonized the majority of the world you stupid fuck
Friendly reminder that this is the body of the average male. This is the competition.
We're all doing just great, lads.
>Yeah i think English is actually relatively complicated for non-native speakers to learn
English IS easy.
The hybridization of Germanic and Romance languages is actually a good thing since it means Europeans feel even more so at home.
And again I'll refer to my previous post >>35526009 .
Sveiki, brālis. Kas jauns?
Es runāju mazliete latviski jo man bija latviete draudzene.
Mēs neesam kopā tagad.
>yfw your ass is bigger than 99% of all womyn and you're a guy
Rolling for Scooby. I had the most intense sex dream about him a few months ago, he was dressed as a professor and was super reluctant (I'm a grill) but I was grinding on him through his tweeds and he was making these sexy little noises in his ridiculous autist voice <3
My ex-gf had a body like pic related (rock climber) and she ruined me for regular skinnyfat girls.
George pls go
>"overweight" category but works out 3 times a week
I do understand how fat burning works. Im not saying spot reduction happens pounds at a time, but it happens on a small scale. Working certain muscles brings greater circulation to that area, and makes surrounding tissue more metabolically active
Routine would be cardio+abs 3-4x a week, and fork putdowns 3xf daily.
Fork. A thing you use to eat.
Put down. An action indicating not using the fork.
3xf. three meals a day, to failure.
Table pushaways. Leaving table, and not eating any more.
It is a funny way of saying "eating less" by phrasing it like an exercise.
Thank you for making me go autismo mode, and ruin anything funny about the joke by explaining it.
A little muscle would be nice, too. Basically SS for dat ass
I thought 800 meters, but I could be wrong
rolling for scooby
We need to see their asses as well for a fair competition. No homo
post them. come on
My gf is a slightly overweight powerlifter, am I kidding myself in thinking she looks better than skinny fats and skeletons naked? I think she does but she's feeling insecure. (Bulking.)
Yes. it is a humorous way of saying "eating smaller amounts". It is supposed to be funny because it looks similar to how exercises are listed in a routine.
Eating less is the most important part.
Those girls aren't excessively fat, they're under-developed.
A better routine would be mostly weight training (SS maybe) while monitoring but diet, but maintaining adequate calories.
(Dammit CAPTCHA, that's one milkshake and two parfaits, not milkshakes.)
Agreeing with the many people who have pointed out the reason English is so common has more to do with the broad spread and economic success of the British and later Americans.
English remained a borderline lingua fracas because the Internet was mostly developed by English speakers, and English, with its mixture of Germanic, Latin, and Greek influences allows for a fairly high degree of technical precision.
>inb4 some stupid anecdotes about individual cases where other languages offer more precision.
Among other things its massive vocabulary makes it one of the most information dense languages in the world.
>inb4 demands for spoon feeding on methods and rationale
Fuck your stepsister. Right fucking now. I fucked my stepbrother when I was a teenager and it was the hottest sex of my life. Fucking do it you fucking faggot. I swear to god you will regret it for the rest of your life if you don't.
One of the reasons fat guys don't get as much shit as fat women is because a lot of fat guys are muscular, and muscles help fill out the body and make it look not shit. That applies to women to, it's just that so few of them lift. An overweight powerlifter is going to look much better than an overweight chick that doesn't lift, and depending she could look better than skinnyfats too. Scrawny legs are a pretty big turnoff for me, so I might take a little chub on a powerlifter over that.
>be 5/10 at best DYEL skinnyfat Jew manlet 5'8 with no jaw
>somehow get objectively 8/10 Nordic blonde 5'7 fitgirl qt who loves exercising just for the fun of it and loves me for my personality
>calls me her sweet genius, idolized my intellect (lol). perfect flattery, etc
>perfect 10 for me, had huge crush for year before we started dating.
>she's psycho (great in bed) and, my friends say, abusive
>break up every week, finally end it totally after 1 year, dont talk anymore
that was a year ago
how can I go back to normal girls when I possessed such a transcendent beauty?
Non native English speaker so probably in a better stance than you to comment on this as I actually speak another fucking language but English is easy compared to every other language I have tried to learn.
I luv u regardless buddy. If it matters here's what I used to look like; there's hope for the uglies.
>don't become a state until FRENCH NORMANS establish England
>never win a war against another major European power without the help of a coalition
>takes 6 coalitions to defeat one country
>spend the rest of history bullying weaker, technologically inferior peoples while claiming to be the supreme race
>even though the rest of Europe would ravage England if it wasn't for the navy
>"m-muh industrial r-revolution, c-cunt"
yeah i didnt describe that well. it's the hair, the bikini style (colourful w/ little beads), the key, the necklace, the board, the scars, the lack of smile, th tough body. its just such an image. i mean most girls look like pic related these days.
Are you kidding? Most western women look closer to this, bro.
I mean in body type, not ethnicity btw
Clearly most western women aren't spics
Pic related another typical Western woman body
I work in an office and the entire herd of office hambuloceti look like this or fatter (the older they are, the fatter they are). A fairly thin girl started working with us out of college a couple years ago and she's already gained more than forty pounds.
For me this pic comes with a certain sense of awe that I just don't get from skinny big titted chicks. More and more I find myself wanting a girl thats capable. This is the physical embodiment of that.
That's what I do, too.
This picture gives me that feeling, bro.
They colonized the majority of the world, that's why there's more native speakers than mandarin native speakers, right? Think for a second, dipshit. English stuck because it's simple and easy. Try learning a scandinavian or a slavic language and report back.
most deceivingly overrated from positioning face movement:
best ass (keep in mind they're clenching cuz cold):
I HAVE SPOKEN!
women have no discipline and eat as a way to cope emotionally
"Oh I'm on my period, better eat 5000 calories in an hour!!!"
"Tough day at work, better eat McDonald's for dinner"
Women are stupid cunts, just fuck other men srs
>tfw just started to date a girl like this
She barely lifts at all but she used to be a cheerleader & play basketball. She's super insecure about her body because she thinks she's built like a guy, fuaaark it's infuriating.
Do you guys think my gf needs work? I feel like I'm becoming less attracted to her physically
i mean she's a little skinny fat, a little bit of working out would probably go a long way for her. that being said she looks pretty hot and i might just fap to her. if you're an ugly autistic fuck like the rest of us and dont have anything better to fuck i'd keep her around for a while unless shes a whore.
>mfw I see the same
So few people put any effort into their bodies. Especially women.
have you asked her? how into working out are you? if she sees it's important to you and you tell her you'd like to do a little training with her she probably will. 2-3 times a week for 30-45 minutes with cardio and maybe some weights would probably do wonders. just make sure whatever you do you dont tell her it's because you're feeling less attracted to her or you think she needs it, she will never forgive you for that and will cheat on you
>sex with gf
>lights are dim because she's insecure
>she hops off to change positions
>mfw see all her stomach rolls
>wide hips are a "new" thing
Are you fucking retarded? Wide hips implies great genes in women because they can give natural birth, and don't have to be cut open, which is a rather new thing by the way. The average women survival rate at birth is 25%, this means 25% of women would die under natural circumstances due to complications (not only hip problems of course) while giving birth.