>that girl who is on your mind when you push out your reps

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Mom

some chubby chick i fell in love with
why must i continue to improve my body 1000x times better than hers

>anything or any person other than VEGETA or GOKU on your mind as you tear through the agony of your last reps

>>35518596
>>35518600
high test

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>tfw she is only likes blacks

reeeeeee

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The one girl I was in love with and I broke up. Zero intention to get back with her, and she's not going to be my motivation.

I have one lady who's always been there though. I do it for Her, lads.

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>>35518590
>TFW Nina will die in your life time

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>>35518621
fuck. those legs go on for miles. would do pic related to.

>>35518632
bro worshipping mary is luciferian shit mang wtf are you doing?

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whatever comes my way, whoever, wherever, whenever she may show at the doorsteps of the temple my body my passion my life my decisions. glory to progression and the intelligence to dream

>>35518628
how do you know this?

>>35518660
She told me

NAaaaaaahhh she wishes

>>35518710

Lol beta bff. You're not gonna make it.

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>>35518735
REEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ASPERGER FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My ex.

We have been together for 7 years. Then she dumped me to fuck some 40+ coworker.


Now My routine is pretty much the same: whenever I feel lazy I add her up in my phone contacts list and take a look at her whatsapp profile pic. The sadness hits me like a icy sword stabbing my heart. Then the fire of my rage melts it and I'm going to kill some weights.

She killed the joy of loving someone but the weights are plenty for me.

>>35518569

k.g.d.

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>>35518863
cringed so hard. Your gf was right leaving you. kill yourself autist

>>35518569

My older sister's best friend :))

>>35518916
Yea, omg that soccer player is so hot! The other dude looks cooler, imo. Looks like the guy from VET HARD!

This girl who I thought was a slut, but then it turned out she wasn't, and now we are long-distance friends.

>>35518973
>This girl who I thought was a slut, but then it turned out she wasn't
how does that work?

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>>35518569
>lifting for a girl
I'd rather not disappoint Jocko than live with pussy on a pedestal.

caitlyn.


please stop flirting with me and then blowing off my advances.

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>implying her
Someday he'll be mine.

>>35518991
shes just playing you. Girls like the attention and the confidence boost. Thats why most girls get on tindr just to see how many guys swipe right (99% of them no matter how ugly they are, thanks you autist pussy on pedastal fucks)

>>35518978
It's a long story. Not very exciting.

I thought she might have had a one-night stand with a guy from our company, so I asked the guy over text, but he ignored me. I asked the girl, and she didn't want to answer me. I told her I would be forced to assume that she had done it. The next day, one of the guy's friends told me that they had slept together, so I was convinced.

When I was about to leave the company and the country prematurely for breaking a law, I brought the topic up again with her.

>>35519035
So she lied to you about fucking him? lmao

whatever u say edgy rulebreaker.

>>35518863
Okay Blake.

>>35519035
She finally answered that she didn't sleep with him, and the reason she wouldn't tell me was because she felt I didn't have the right to ask such personal questions. I told her that if I ever found out she lied, I would never trust her again. Of course I don't believe her 100%, but I believe her.

>>35519051
I didn't mean to split this into two posts. I'll sage this one.

>>35519087
Dude wtf, without even knowing anybody involved or any scenario I can already tell you that she slept with him.

>>35519035
Not answering -> they fucked. Drop her, even as a friend. Sluts.

Which law did you break?

>>35519098
lol this

>>35519100
Destruction of property totaling over 8000 Chinese monies.

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>thinking about women while you lift
No anon. I think about muh saiyan pride.

>>35518628
Send her my way bb.
;^)

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lindsey

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>>35518569

>>35520724
Such a sad story

>>35518916
is that Russel Crowe

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I LOVE YOU YOROI MIKOTO

>>35520724
2soon

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always

>>35520756
yes, praise rusty

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I think I have oneitis.

For fuck sake I want out of this - and my gym is 300 km away so I can't lift the feels away.

Talk me out guys HELP

>Not lifting to be better than the leechy piece of shit you currently are

confirmed not gunna make it

>>35518652
Shakira lyrics?

>>35521115
fuck no fap 2016, I need that sauce

>lifting for woman
>implying they won't try to eradicate men in 2020
>implying you want to be eradicated
>implying you're strong enough to resist
>implying you don't need to lift for survival

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>lifting for girls
>lifting for 3DPD
never gonna make it

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For some they can't get over being Alpha in HS. I can't get over being beta. There were two chicks, both high test latinas (fucking love texas for this) and i didn't perform cuz i was a fatty.
One doesn't have facebook and tried to talk to me in class. The other was in a social circle i kinda hung around. I asked the latter to prom which was miserable. She has removed me from her friends list.

I am honestly 4/4 when it comes to dating but they were train wrecks. I lift so this won't be the case anymore.

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>>35521176
Hey man I just spent the last 20 years being heavy and the last 6 hovering 290 lbs. I've been running and shit all those 6 years eating at maintenance. Sometimes just for the hell of it I'd throw on 40 lbs packs and hike 13 miles up sides of mountains. And. Fucking. Win.

I'm at basic training entry weight at 180 at 5'7 which leaves me at 110 lbs room for gear.

Soldiers only need 80+ pounds of gear to be effective. Niggeh i wish they would come after me. I can become Armageddon's mule in a second.

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>>35518590
>see this
>"who is she?"
>search Nina Hartley
>watch vids
>mfw 20 mins later

>>35521163
PPPD-414

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I know shes black.... dat ass doe

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If I think about women while I lift I lose motivation

>>35521436
she better have a fucking good ass man coz she's a solid 2/10

>>35521436
no ass could make up for that

>>35518569
>"you have a nice body, promise"
>motivation to improve gone

>>35521436
Does she POO IN LOO?

>>35521436
>black
>somehow also looks Indian
DESIGNATE-- er, WE

>>35518646
>Filthy heretic detected

>>35520724
Too soon bro.

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>That girl that wanted your D tonight but you didn't make a move and she sends out a tweet
>what a pussy
>And even tho you don't follow her on Twitter you stalk her and now your here on /fit/ shitposting instead of putting your dick in a 8/10.

>>35518863
things like that need to happen to people like you.

>>35520696
>mormon
Not even once, anon

>>35518863
god you're a faggot

>>35518569
Russian chick with 10/10 majestic hightest ass.
hit my first bp 225x5 while she was doing some crazy strech popping her ass and a sight to be seen camel toe

>>35519035
what the fuck is wrong with you

and why are you asking random people at work who they're sleeping with

were you going out at the time seriously fucking what

seriously what the fuck you sound submissive and fucking creepy

>>35519137
and violent too what the fuck man

Can't think of her when I lift. If I do I inevitably lose count of reps. Try to focus on form cues.

>>35518569
>lifting for girls

my lifts are fueled by my hatred

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>>35518632

>>35521827
Ok kylo ren

That normal looking chick that goes to the gym at 1am, just like me. But i'm too fat for her. I'm too fat for myself.

julie

>>35518569

You shouldn't be thinking of anyone but yourself. Eventually we're going to die but our legacy can live on. The impact can be non perishable. How do you know you're on the right path, when the small things mean as much as the big things. When you're looking in the mirror flexing means as much as pushing out those last couple of reps because you know the small things add up to the big things.

When you die to your name, your life will be remembered

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>>35518569
Stop putting women on a pedistal and just lift brahs. You'll end up ruining future relationships that way. Trust me.

>>35520724
Dude, no. Too soon

>>35521725
I'd fuck the holy spirit out of her.

>>35520724
shoulda been a movie star..
never had a chance to get that far...

>>35520922
Move somewhere else
Or masturbate, both are fine

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>>35518632
>>35521834
rejoice!

>>35519035
BETA
E
T
A

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>>35518621

>>35520724
what's the story behind this?

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Im 5"6 manlet when she is 5" 10.
I know I wont get her but deep inside I think that muscles could compensate the height im missing so I could be with her ;-;
Tfw she said
>I'll never date guy smaller than me

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my waifu, first one on the left
3 years together...such a good wife material

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>>35518608
Christine...

>>35522663
fuck off dude with your shit jokes. its too soon to laugh at

This qt 3.14 azn grill I almost dated once. I was so close, so god damn close, and I blew it. I use that rage and self hatred to get out those last few reps.

>>35518569
>not lifting for yourself

Why brehs? Why lift for pussy? The ones whod actually appreciate that effort are few and far between, but they will come your way one day

For now just focus on bettering yourselves familia

>>35522217
wrestling chicks are weird as fuck

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Marie...

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For that tall Amazon girl I want to dominate

>>35518569

> girl who is on your mind
> girl

/fit/, pls.

>>35522972
Cause pussy owns faggot

There was a girl I used to see at an after hours club about 10 years ago. She used to dance right in front of the DJ - nice thick body, one of those piercings through the bridge of her nose, winged eyeliner, and big, BIG red hair - shooting out like crazy behind a set of neatly trimmed bangs. Think of a punk rock Peg Bundy on acid in a leopard print dress, and that was her.

Since I had pretty much no experience with girls at the time, I didn't have the balls to talk to her, even though she'd catch me looking at her and smile, and make her way over and start dancing right in front of me. She was clearly into me, but for some reason the thought of talking to her was absolutely terrifying since I felt insanely inadequate, having just lost 80lbs and still thinking I was the loser fat kid in high school.

After a year or so of randomly seeing her at the bar, she disappeared and I haven't seen her since. I seriously fantasize every night about running into her again, and finally being able to talk to her, even though there's no way she's the same cute punk girl she was back then. She probably has grown up, gotten married, and has kids with someone way more alpha than I could ever be.

Still, when I lift, I can see her dancing in my mind, and I still have the pathetic hope that one day I'll bump into her on the street, and finally be able to strike up a conversation without worrying about how shitty my physique is.

>>35519087
>>35519035
Beta fucking bitch

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>>35518569
The 14 y.o. girl Tyga was caught texting 2 b honest

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>asked her out on new years eve
>spend the entire night together just me and her
>have an awesome dinner
>she made a delicious roast and I made a sticky date pudding to wrap things up
>end up with food all over our clothes
>get into our underwear and watch up on her bed
>as the clock strikes to the new year she pushes me down
>gets on top of me and gives me my first kiss
>ask her out for a second date on tuesday
>tuesday rolls around and I arrive at the paintball field
>doddle around for 50 minutes waiting
>start getting a bit worried she stood me up
>give her a call but there's no answer
>feel a wash of insecurity just flood over me
>check fb messenger to check when she was last on
>2 hours ago
>visit her place
>no answer at the door
>repeat until last tonight
>a woman in her 50s answers
>ask if anna is home
>explain i just wanted to get a response for her not showing up on tuesday
>lady invites me in and tells me that i need to sit down
>she died /fit/
>she was hit by a cyclist on the way to see me
>she died on the scene
>i cried in front of her mother
I don't think 2016 will be a great year for me. i lift in sadness that i'll never see her face again, that i won't ever get to eat any of the foods that she promised she'd make for me, i'll never show her how to make dumplings and steamed red bean buns. i hope she is well, where ever she is.

there is this really cute asian PT at my gym, petite but has dat ass

I know, dont shit where you eat, but she's pretty cute

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>>35523136
no chicks like that in the sydney city dam

pic related for me, she deadlifts 80kg / 175lb which deadlifts my cock

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>gave up on oneitis
>qt girl in class has a boyfriend
>tfw you can only lift for yourself

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I do it all for you Dea.
Just please sit on my face one time

>>35523368
Jesus fucking Christ. I hope you're doing okay man.

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AIN'T NOTHING ON MY MIND BUT GAINS, BABY! WHOOO!!!!!!

>>35523435
>gave up on oneitis

Does that mean you asked her out and she said no, faggot?

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>>35523391
she had pretty good form too, it turned me on

>>35518569
My daughter. More specifically my daughter's hot friends.

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>>35523368

>>35523460
Honestly doing pretty shit. I haven't spoken to any of my friends and I don't know if I can bear going to her funeral or whether it's appropriate.

>>35523487
If it will give you closure, go to it. I think you should.

That's heavy.

>>35523468
She rejected me and kept going for the guy she liked, which didnt work out, then she went for another guy which didnt work out either, eventually I realized I was being a retard and should have given up the first time.

>>35523368
I really hope you are memeing bro

>>35523368
She died from being hit by a bike?

>>35522746
She's beautiful. Well played mang

>>35523522
Cyclist bro.

Those cunts can hit 40-50km an hour. One of those hitting you and your head hitting concrete. It's not hard to imagine

>>35523511
Wait are you bisexual?

>>35523538
What? I'm a dude.

>>35523532
I earnestly wish you the best anon. I believe in you.

>>35523550
Oh wait I misread "I kept goign for the guy she liked". nothing to see here move along

how do you lift for someone?

>>35522968
im newfag please

>>35520724
She dead

>>35523688
No she's not, it's a fucking hoax like everything else on the internet.

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I lift for Adolf.

>>35523368
I feel sorry for your loss

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She'll never notice me

Still unsure why I haven't jumped off a bridge, feelsbad

>>35518600
Why do niggers give their children such ridiculous names?

>>35518628
>thinking about a nigger lover

not gonna make it, anon

>>35524381
she'll notice. Build confidence, not just muscle, and talk to her

>>35518600
>ssbbw
>starting strength bbw

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>everything for my blonde qt 3.14

it'd be me

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>>35523368

aay man, thats shit, sry breh.

Can't imagine how you feel, gonna PR on bench cuz of you breh, hold on.

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>>35518569
Maria Elena

>>35521231
>short hair
>fat ass
familia

>>35518569

The girl that /fit/ perceives me as because I can't lift like a man yet.

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>>35521436
not showing the butt

>>35518621
LIFT FOR SWIFT

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>>35523007
There is so much
>me
in this thread. FUCK.

>>35523368
i'm so sorry. I will lift for ur girl tonight f a m

>>35523368
A

FUCKING

BIKE

(lmao)

>>35520724
I honestly dont know who this is. Image search just brings up some fattie named Jim Norton

>>35524337
> tfw no qt fascist leader promising you über race rights. And exterminating innocent people for his love for you.

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For a second chance

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>>35518569
I lift so that tomorrow I won't think of my self inadequate when I'm going out with a cutie. I lift for courage to obtain pic.

>>35524604
i think i know this chick

>>35523368
Holy shit, I didn't ask for these feels.

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>>35523368

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>>35523368
it appears cardio doesn't only kill gains

>>35523368
>dying after being hit by a bike
did she even lift

>>35524381
>implying she's worth your effort
You know who's worth your effort? You.

>>35518590
Too bad she does interraccial.

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>>35526271
>innocent

>>35518863
Im gonna offer to spot the next guy benching and accidentally drop the weight and kill him on the off chance its you. FAGGOT

>>35522672
I don't get the hate for kristen. She's hot

>>35522684
Don't get trapped in an endless chase with a "oneitis", if she is not interested she wont change her mind.

Continue your training though, improving your health and appearance will always positively affect your prospects with the opposite sex.

>>35523522
>>35523368
>>35526232
a motorbike maybe ? Over 200kg thrown at you at 40 mph and making you smash your head on the concrete I think

>>35518569
this is why i beat it before i hit the gym

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>>35526509
I laffed

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>>35518569
Always on my mind

>>35527424
thx senpai, you have been memed with a fresh meme by / / / m e m e s q u a d _ 2 0 1 0 \ \ \

>>35523028
Have fun being controlled by something you'll never get faggot

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>>35526509

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>>35518569

Quads for Jesus

Actually I think about someone putting a gun to my Mum/Dad's head and saying "if you dont lift this I pull the trigger".

Usually works. Killed my parents a couple times tho

>>35523368
God's way of telling you to remain pure.

>>35527063
stp

>>35525855
brbr
bárbara for me, not gonna post pics though

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>>35518569
I do it for him.

>>35526646
LOUD KEK

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>>35518628
Hope she likes being a single mom

>>35523368
your a halfway murderer famo

>>35519015
Im weird about tindr i only do it when I come home drunk. I never ask any of them out i just swipe right on them all and troll them.

>>35522975
She's a crossfitter that thinks it helps with oly lifts. Where did you get wrestling from?

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>>35521679
Shes tweeting how you missed your chance? Insecure cunt.

I don't lift for a girl anymore, and I posted a pitiful story about it yesterday, anyone want it?

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This really cute girl I met at my freshman orientation. We've stopped talking and I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure it's because she's not interested in me. For the last three dates I've initiated everything so I've decided to step back ad see if she'd ever propose doing stuff together. She hasn't texted me for a month now. I just want to get more fit and run into her on campus one day and have her 'mire. That's all I want.

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Oh ellie

>>35523368
Wasn't ready for that feel.

>>35528639
post it my way senpai

>>35518621
>Always lift for Tay Tay
>Know deep down i will never be worthy

Hold me bros

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>lifting for women

lmaoing at your lifes, familias

>>35518569
Ge your balls checked OP. You've got oneitis infection.

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>>35529381

I know no matter how hard I work out, and no matter how fit I get, she'll never want me. And to be honest I don't want her. I thought she was like me, but it turns out she's like the other cool girls who likes to party and hang out with degenerates.
I've begun to lose my patience with potheads and anarcho-socialist hipsters, and I've taken steps to kind of break away from that crowd and focus on improving my body and mind. I compromised myself to try and get in with her crowd, I don't like to drink and I definitely don't smoke.

>>35526422

For real? What country are u from?

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Always

>>35518863
you liked this hoe THIS much, was with her for 7 years, and you didn't ask her to marry you?

how old are you? 17?

you're either babby form or just done fucked up. which means you'll either get over it, or you just done fucked up, get over it

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>>35523368

im so sorry anon

hope you're alright

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I lift so that a tall beautiful white woman will notice my shitskin manlet self and love me.

>tfw its just a dream

>>35518569
Two, alternatingly so. One took my virginity and broke my heart, the other one helped to mend it and is now on the other side of the planet.

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>>35523368
u got dis 8D 8D

>>35529646
That was beautiful.

>>35531444
Thanks, man. and nice trips.

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>>35523368
>getting killed by a bicycle
>me remembering the average person is frail as fuck

>>35521503
you come from the land down under?

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always ;_;

>>35526686
seconded

>>35523511
Fuck dude same thing is happening to me rn

>tfw not only no gf but don't have enough contact with any girl to even develop a crush.
Maybe I should just get a waifu already.

>>35529587
thiiiiis

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>>35518569
That chinese gf that made me believe in myself and broke me
She looks like pic related
>if i lift enough and box well enough she might come back

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>>35527863
>I do it for him.

Where is my god damn shoe?!?

>>35532461
Pacific rim 2 when?

>>35523391
lol..fucked this chick in high school

>>35532385
No she won't

>>35532580
Gonna need some proofs friendo

>>35532580
Sure

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>>35532585
Well at least I have the iron and the ring

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>not lifting for the blessed Virgin Mary and her immaculate conception of our lord and savior.

Are you even trying to make it?

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>>35532656
>Mfw joseph was a cuck

>>35532688
>tfw cucked by our father in heaven.

Why even live?

>>35532688
>tfw cucked by our Heavenly Father.

Why even live?

>>35532705
>>35532722
huh

>>35532722
>>35532705

Literally the unluckiest guy ever
>God wants your girl
>Gets first dibs and makes her preggers
>Have to raise the little fucker

First story of alpha fucks beta bucks

>>35532752
Is this gonna be a new meme? Guys...

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>>35523368
I am sorry for your loss, stay strong

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With all my might.

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>>35523368
there are no words

>>35532775
I hope so...

>>35532784
Source???

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>>35532580

>>35532833
its a man you newfag

>>35523368
:c

>>35532833
Bailey Jay :^)

Self harm comes in many forms, lifting is just most productive. :3

>>35532855
Does she at least have a femminen penis
>no homo

>>35523368
I was not prepared to feel.

What? I thought the theme was to push them out to be turned on by your own pump

Is that all Photoshop or is that girl really that beautiful and superior genetically? She's glowing bros like gold. I'm kind of mad that I'll never encounter anyone in my social circle that attractive.

My Ex hannah. I still love her even after cheating on her with more then 10 differnt people.


I still love you hannah.

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>>35523368
:(

>tfw she is my best friend
>tfw i want to confess my feels but it will go nowhere and fuck up our friendship
WHY

>>35520724
not funny man!

>thinking of girls
>not just pushing it out with your reps

I did think about my ex the other day but with good reason, I started to lift to be better than her new bf but then I realized I dont really care and that I'm 10x better than him and he can only wish to have this body

god i love myself

MOM

>>35522217
I would fuck her until her mom came.

Jesus.

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>>35523435
You will someday learn this is the best way.
Whatever you do do it for you.

>>35526589
THIS FUCKING GUY GETS IT.


Anyways. Been depressed as fuck. Suicidal even. Decided depression is not for me. Decided I want things, real things, that are real to me at least. Pic related is whoever I get to do that to someday. Been alone for a long time. Fuck that shit. Life is mostly stupid and unfair and bitter and hard. So have fun, find beautiful things and cherish them and be grateful or them, and be you. Whoever you want you to be, be that. You can change and work is you want.

>>35529646
I feel anger at you anon, but because you reflect everything I am, so if I call you a beta faggot you know why is that.
also, do you still have the conversation?

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>>35518569
a curly haired beauty from my uni.
i'll talk to her one day.

>>35533244
Jewfros are gross my nigga
Nice dubs though

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>>35526509

>>35527863
Dude, I saw this faggot in some shit movie about some bitch getting knocked up with some demon fetus and going to an abortionist and this stupid nigger came with his two red neck sons and made her have the baby and everyone died or some shit, I can't remember it was a while ago and I was high but it was a terrible movie

>>35532775
>it becomes a new annoying extension of the already cancerous cuck meme
>everyone who uses it is damned to burn in hellfire for eternity for blasphemy

I can live with that

>>35518569
i think about how much it fucking sucks, but try my best to push them out anyways

who thinks about a person when they lift? that seems weird

>>35533469
>believing in cuck fairytales in 2014+2

Top cuck

>>35520724
too fucking soon bro!

>>35532493
Just came from /co/ anon
Shelved indefinitely

>>35526509
L U D E
U
D
E

>>35533530
>being damned to an eternity of torment and pain for being a blasphemous fool

And with that my day is made, thank you

>>35533607
Fuck this gay earth.jpg

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>>35533630
>Believes in the words some goat fuckers wrote down thousands of years ago
>The bible it's self has been edited and changed over the ages
> still believe its the word of an all knowing being

Cant make this shit up

>>35533676
>euphoric fedora tipping manchild
>damned for eternity
>posts anime reaction images

Cant make this shit up

>>35523225
>not lifting for Paige

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>>35518569
Always gets me through that last one.

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I lift for her and her alone.

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>>35533682
>Calls me a child
>Still believes in cuck fairytales

>>35524493
thats not even a ridiculous name like lateesha or 'spontanious' or Shaniqua. thats a popular name amongst browns.

>>35533723
Fuck, even I have to admit she was h bst aifu from ranma.

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>tfw she's not real
>and also a married lesbian

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>>35533768

>>35532580
> British girl
> went to school in UK
> "high school"

I'm 5'7 and I lift for myself too and sometimes for the thots recently I got feels for a girl 5'10 so I'm basically fucked tmrl in this thread

>>35532698
>mfw i'm never going to have a qt redhead gf like she

also, name?

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>>35533837
>and also a married lesbian

That's the shit that cuts deeper than anything else man. When you can't even nab the 2D, you know you've failed.

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>>35533838
>Butthurt crist cuck
>Goes for the fedora meme
>Has no real argument

L
O
L

>>35532271
i did not now that someone else has tf too

>>35533876
we're 3 now

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>>35533859

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>>35533971
KEK
U
C
K

RELIGION
E
L
I
G
I
O
N

>>35532580
Got any pics??

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My ex

>>35518569
Grandma

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>>35532271
>>35533876
>>35533961
the feel is real

the crippling loneliness is tough to bare on it's own, but then realizing that there is no one in my life for me to even fantasize about just about puts me over the edge

good night /fit/

>>35534008
kill me

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>>35532271
>>35533876
>>35533961
>>35534018
I also know this feel. That's why the girl I lift for is 2D.

>>35534018
>>35534026
Don't worry my friends

Soon we'll get /fit/ and get all the bitches

She dyed her hair black, lost weight she didn't need to lose, and now hangs out almost exclusively with A-rabs. If anything, I think about her only because she rejected me and now patronizes me whenever we interact.

Greatest ass in existence, though.

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I don't lift for girls, at least not for the ones I've already dated. I've had some pretty fucked up relationships, but lifting has always been for me, just me.

Sounds cheesy, but it's the closest I get to a religious experience, nothing more pure than improving yourself without the reliance of others.

I know I won't let myself down, that's the only true guarantee you can give yourself in life.

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>>35534032
Gee willikers, I hope so.

>>35534032
But I just want one

>>35534053
You will have one and you will be the only one for her

And that's a promise

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>>35534067
Whoa anon that's a hefty promise to be making

>>35534086
Soon pal, soon...

>>35534032

This guy knows what's up.

>>35534086
maybe it comes with a warranty or a refund if he's not satisfied

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>tfw I have heard from no less than 3 separate people that she fucks black guys.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

>>35534136
solution; find an ethnic chick (most ethnicities work though some look more favorably upon interracial relationships than other) who values their cultural heritage and has good relationship with her parents

>>35534016
You got good taste in stronk waifu.

>>35519137
you sound like a loser hth

>>35534198
Plot twist: She is ethnic (same ethnicity as me, that's how we know each other). And from what I can tell she has a good relationship with her parents. They're actually a nice family.

She just fucks blacks.

Do I even want her?

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>>35534224
Not if she's an exclusive coal burner. If she just happened to have sex with a black guy or two during her time on earth it'd be up in the air, but nah.

No one. I only lift because I'm depressed and it helps get my mind off things.

>>35518608
You've got the right idea George

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>>35523368
I better hope this isn't real

>>35526509
Kek

>>35532580
Sure thing anon

>>35534008
You fucked up anon, that is a literal 10/10

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>>35534445
Anon, 10s don't exist. A 10/10 is perfection, and it doesn't exist.

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>>35523368

>>35532854
dude, this chick looks the exact same as the woman I had as a clerk in a discount clothing store today....

>>35534884
k

>>35518600
>>35524493
>>35533794
Sakeena is actually an arab/muslim name meaning tranquility.

>>35523475
ok Lester Burnham. We know how that's going to end

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>>35523368
>>35526509

>>35534008

Your ex is Mandy Kay, popular camwhore and twerker extraordinaire, already a mother and - so I hope - soon-to-be pornslut? I bet your father works at nintendo.

>>35533017
i feel you brother

>>35533017

I did it when I was 17. We are now 29 and married.

>>35536131
>married
JUST