Would you like to gain some mass, Sir?

now I understand how those things are such a rip off, they cost what, 40 bucks? and it's only 12000 calories
you can get that much in groceries for under 20 bucks

>>35517134

3k cal marble cake is 1 buck.

>>35516951
Why would he drink all of that? I don't understand.

>>35517176
he is trying to make content for retards on youtube

>>35517176
competitive eater

didn't he win nathans last year or something?

>>35516951

how does he do it? srs

>>35517176
going straight for those internet money, all it takes is just sacrificing a couple of his organs for it

>>35517176
he's trying to an hero via renal failure

and I struggle with my pussy shake

Rip megatoad

1 JAR A DAY CMON!!!!!!!

How can this skinny fuck eat this much

>>35517339
What is that, fish oil?

>>35517446
He doesn't eat for several days beforehand.

>>35517134
Its bendable and isnt full of saturated fats

>>35517626
blendable*

>>35516951
he has a gf now, FUCK THIS NORMALSCUM!

>>35517410
thanks for the kek

>>35517446
Competitive eater here, the stomach expands. You can stretch it like a balloon

>>35516951
Why is this skinny asian kid taller than me and why is his jawbone so developed? Fuck life

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>>35517156
S U G A R
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>>35517738
>>35517738
cuz he eat da booty like groceries

>>35516951

This guy's body defies biology and physics.

It's fucking unreal.

>>35517183

Yep. Crushed the competition.

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Apparently Stonie is a btard

pic related.

>>35517134
Yeah man,fuckimg chorizo and lentil
ls,2lbs of lentils have like 3000kcals + 1lbs of chorizo wich is has about 2000-2500kcals.

You get that for less than 10€ here.

>>35518526
And butter/ flour

>>35518613
He vomits and shits it out with laxative I think

>>35518725

> vomits

really? I thought that was kinda against the competitive eater code or something? Plus aren't they not allowed to do that after competitions?

>>35518750
How else do you think he burns off 12,000-25,000 calories from an eating challenge? That's over 5 days worth of calories for a skinny 135 lb kid like Matt.
You can run a marathon and you only burn about 2500 calories.

>>35518801

I guess that makes sense.

wouldn't all that vomiting fuck up a persons throat, mouth, and teeth?

>>35517626
Yeah it's full of sugar instead. Real fucking nice

>>35518840
Yeah, you would think so, but as far as I know he doesn't do these challenges THAT often, and I'massuming some of it comes out the 'other' end, not the mouth

>>35517510
regular shake

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>>35516951

This triggers the cancer

>>35518700
Wow, here in Spain, homeland of the lentils with chorizo, you have that for less than 3€

>>35518474

Because he's skinny

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>>35517738
Right?

He's pretty much an idol, he can't have a fucking girlfriend

What the fuck happens to your body after drinking all of that?
That's a shit ton of protein and carbs desu familia

>>35516951
Holy shit all of that trans fat...

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Speaking of bulking, I still can't get a fucking cheap, easy to make meals.
How do you guys do it? Between price, calories & Protein, and easy to make, I've got no fucking clue.

>>35521020
oats, rice, pasta, Veggies, tuna and greek yoghurt are super cheap.