>tfw squats didnt train you on what to do when a girl gives you her number
>'ey yo bitch (girls love that), u finna get blasted wit me on thurday? i eat booty, raw. if u not down its aight i can find anudda bitch.'
always talk normally in person though.
"shiiieeeet u tryin 2 git wid yo boi???? ai dis how it b; 1st u cum 2 ma crib we get totaled den we go 2 ur place n fuck long dick style u down bb plz respond winky nigger smiley face devil smile"
Niggas, all your problems talking to girls etc. are solved by just one thing: try to make her laugh.
Seriously, if you are able to make her laugh (not at you, of course), your chances have gone up a lot. Doing it and being able to pass the message that you are interested in her (or being in a situation that you can assume that, like talking to her at a party) can guarantee you success in 80% of your tries, trust me.
It's not that hard.
>plus i dont have friends so...
ok, my guess is that if she didn't even speak to you and gave your her number she just wants to fuck
prep some condoms and call her for some netflix and chill right away, these bitches dont deserve dates anyways
This is the problem with the dating scene right here.
Call too early, you're a creep or desperate. Call too late, and she may think you are uninterested. Busy isn't normally the thought that comes to mind - its neglect and they know the rule. Just call whenever the fuck you want bro.
>dropped a fuck ton of weight over the past year
>down to 511, 100kg, jaw and chin starting to finally appear
>tfw post-wall 30 something year old from work flirting with me
>mentioned my muscles like 5 times last shift
>shit talking, but still friendly with me
>playfully hitting me
>saw me using snapchat
>asked to see my phone and added me
>tfw wanna touch her big tiddies
>tfw have zero experience with girls
s e n d a i d
Do take your phone in your hand and insert her number, proceed to write "Hey, I'm the hot guy from the other day whom you gave your number in his bag, I'm taking a break from job, want to come to place and holla at me?"
Something along those lines, dont forget to fill your fridge with drinks and clean your toilet anon, it's of extreme importance for future fucks
no matter brah, prep some fresh drink like cold green tea if she's one of those holistic types of bitches, or cherry cola if shes a poor Paris Hilton type of bitch, something along these lines will do
if after a while she's in your room she's starting to give signs of dscomfort or being bored, do remember to throw a "so, we gon fuck or what?" in there
god knows what he was thinking when he created women, we all just have to deal with their bullshit for a few decades. Now now anon, don't lose your hopes, persevering in the pursuit of pussy will prove itself to be desperate but necessary to the well being of your hard seeked mental health
that could work too, all girls are whores in the end. Hey bro just throw yourself out there, whatcha got to lose? You aint getting pussy now, so losing this one wont change things for worst
Anybody can make her laugh, even her gay best friend. And honestly you should be a humorous nigga just generally in life anyway. The real key is the second part
>being able to pass the message that you are interested in her
that where most inexperienced dudes go wrong. The fail to make a move or display sexual intent. Gotta risk it for the bisquit
ehh the chances of just going from number to hook up with no inbetween are basically zero. She still at least wants to think you are a decent guy and preferably STD free, and to do so she has to at least get to know you a little or feel slightly invested.
Go for drinks, get tipsy (but not drunk enough to make an ass of yourself), talk about dumb shit due to lack of inhibitions, then try to hook up with her
was she cute, pham?
was she high test?
since she sent u tht note, just txt her "wats up"
she respond "hey :)"
say "how ya doin tonight?"
if she respond with one word, make her seem autistic and wait a little bit. she approached u so she has to work for ur dick. wait like 40 mins later and say "....cool. im goin out drinks thursday. wanna come?"
ok good not wasting my time on some low test bich.
anyway yeah thats the point. when thursday comes around txt her something like "well looks my buddies bailed on me, so its going to b just us tonight" and bam free drunk pussy.
"hey! saw ur number in my "blank" bag; names "blank btw" i was going to get drinks this weekend feel free to join me!"
this good senpai? does it imply im going with friends?
have some fucking confidence in urself bruh. she approached you. SHE wants to fuck YOU. lets try not to turn it the other way around no pity games.
in her eyes, u are definitely bf material, if not that then at least one stand shud be good. make sure u BREATHE when u guys go out (youll thank me for this bit when the time comes)
dont worry so much and youll do fine
>tfw this has never happened to you
>tfw it happened to some random autist who is unable to capitalize on it
>tfw this has happened
>they're either terribly boring or crazy korean women
leave that bitch hanging keep her as your 3rd or 4th string QB option breh.
>not using those basic bitches at the gym as cum & dumps till you find top tier waifu with no daddy issues or tattoos
you dont call anymore, you write via wattsapp
ask her how she is doing
write 1-2 per day, wait for her reply and answer ~ same speed she writes back
just show you are interested in her
texting speed will increase if she is interested
at some point ask for a date