Thor (Chris Hemsworth) or bigger
Ottermode or lumberjack dad bod man bear is sexy too... Fuck I need to get laid
Most importantly.... THIS
>5.5 inches girth
>the 98th percentile
>98% of us won't make it
No.. but I think a man needs to pay for me because that way he shows he is serious and not some loser idiot. As there are plenty of them.
I´m no cheap skank buy classy woman also.. so you need to invest in me properly..
No money is no pussy, simple as that.
That is terrible justification for being a prostitute... I would only pay for a woman if she did all my cooking, cleaning, and was extremely obediant. You know, all of the social and cultural readons we did that in the first place.
good luck being stuck with a landwhale or being a virgin forever.
I fucking love these faggoty ass, insecure, beta cock sucking threads.
no one likes you, never will and you think a membership at a shitty gym will make you attractive?
fucking die, all you're doing it taking up air and space you sad, piece of shit
If money makes you wet, you might be a sociopath.
Gay guy, here. I don't care how big your cock is. If you're decent looking and friendly, then we'll see how things go. It's what is on the inside that matters.
Lel, so clueless...
>mfw reading your toast
That's the mentality that will never get you women. You will never be big enough simply because you have nothing else worthwhile, be it charisma, sense of humor or cojones. Bet you can't even look a stranger in the eye.
Girls want the same things we fags want.
Difference is we're vocal about it and grills aren't.
>thiq and solid body
>above average face
This is what everyone wants, bby.
>200+ of muscle
If you look like this then you will end up with some nice tight sweet wet fresh prime white pussy
>6+ figure salary
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Awesome. I understand some of these words.