Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . .that is if you can handle it...
This on is fokin' gold. Gets me every time.
>This is from my time in Eastern Europe. I tried to make it as short as I could, but it's totally worth it.
>We had a guy who'd come in around the same time as me. He was maybe 6' 230 mid 20s. This guy would come in, bench 180kg for reps, squat around 250kg, and I've seen him deadlift 280kg all for reps. All of them, no sound, no visible effort. Literally like a machine. Except, he was this pasty scruffy Bulgarian looking dude. He wasn't ripped, he wasn't even built. He had a little gut, and looked like he should be pulling a tractor out of the mud somewhere. His workout buddy was as far as I could tell a 130lb 14 year old Mongolian boy. He once had the Mongolian watch me as I was squatting and gave me a thumbs-up, made my day. My workout buddy and I talked about him all the time, he's still the strongest person I've ever seen in my life. Later on we started calling him Zangief, this is the story about how he got that name.
>Anyway, one day we were up in the weight room. I was squatting, and Zangief was getting ready to deadlift. This enormous juiced up, super fake tanned bodybuilder comes in. Guy is like 6'3 250?, I mean I've never seen a pro up close, but this guy looks a 40 year old version of that. Behind him is his fitness model girlfriend also in her 40s. Super shredded, incredibly dark tanned, bleached hair, and a huge fake rack. They go over to the Smith, and Bodybuilder comes and does a walk-around of the tiny weight-room staring all of us down. Like he thinks he's a silverback gorilla or something, and we better not look at his woman. He's constantly glaring at us from his corner, the situation is a little uncomfortable.
>My buddy and I get to our squats, and Zangief is deadlifting while the Mongolian boy watches. Zangief has worked up to ~250kg or so, every time he puts the bar down the floor is shaking. It's just the six of us in there, and Zangief is doing some serious reps. Finally he's done and he strips the bar down for the Mongolian to deadlift. I only notice because it's quiet in the gym now.
>Suddenly I hear some noise and look over. It's Zangief laughing. He has his shirt off and he's waving it around his head. He's shaking his pasty gut at the fitness chick, and then he starts doing one-handed power snatches with 80kg. He's laughing and doing some weird Russian looking dance. The little Mongolian boy is so happy he's jumping in the air like a Japanese schoolgirl and he's shouting "Zangief, Zangief, Zangief".
>The bodybuilder has turned his face away and is literally trying to pretend this isn't happening. He's furious, but it's not like he can even begin to consider getting in a fight with this piece of human farm equipment. The bodybuilder has totally deflated, him and his girlfriend leave the weight-room within a few minutes. It was the funniest, craziest, weirdest thing I've seen in a weight-room. I have no idea who Zangief really was, or why he spent so much time with this Mongolian child.
You really expect me to believe they didn't account for the hole in the weight?
Make 50 Lbs. weight. Cut 5 Lbs. hole. Even Supermang could figure this shit out.
Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Where the meme came from. Might be hard to believe but it was funny the first time.
Hopefully one of these you faggots haven't seen yet. Problem with /fit/ humour threads is its the same shit over and over again. Jeez, I don't even know why I've posted anything but fuck it, I've already done the captcha
idk i just saved it from one of these threads
Reminds me of this. From back when /fit/ was Health & Fitness.
mfw when i thought this image is real first time i've seen it
Some guys are just fucking built to be monsters.
My grand-uncle was a farmer and would pick up fully grown pigs, no problem, whenever he was gonna slaughter them or just move them.
"Too much time to herd them over."
ive been on fit for years how did I never see this?
>le tough guy
Bumping with probably my favorite /fit/ post of all time
i was about to call this guy a faggot for putting on a belt and chalking up to bench 225, but.. fuck man
Keked at locker room terrorist. So why is it called "King Arthur" I didn't get that in the New Years comic either, the fat king sitting in the rack or whatever. Figured I missed a reference.
>... screamed the stable boy.
Hell yea , mutherfucker just inspired me to make a big ass shake . 1 tbsp pb , 2 scoops whey , 1 cup special k protein cereal , 2cups lactose free milk , fuaaark about to hit deads and squats
this makes me lose it every time.
oh no, where else can I find milk
I found the milk, but can the milk find me?
is this a meme now i seen the original post of this and i replyed to it with a link to this post
Because the more sexual partners a woman has the less stable she'll end up being, women arent mean to be having sex with a shitload of men, there are plenty of studies supporting that claim, it is how it is
jesus fucking christ look at those arms...he should probably diddly over a ton
You want a killer orgasm? Take a decent amount of benadryl, like 500mgs or so, and then fap. With how relaxed your muscles are it's a completely uninhibited finish, I really can't put it in words, once I thought I was going to fall down because it felt so good
>They stick them in your but at Guantanamo Bay and use it to milk your prostate until you physically can't cum anymore and then they keep going.
What if I want to use it for recreational purposes?
It's, at least to my knowledge, one of if not the most powerful hallucinogenic substance, blows lsd out of the water. This is because it is a deliriant, meaning it creates hallucinations that you cannot separate from reality. With shrooms or lsd you can see what is and isn't real and it's fun to see surfaces "breath" because you realize they're moving like that because you're tripping. With deliriants you can sit and talk to a lamp shade for 3 hours and never realize why it's nonsensical is why you're doing it.
Another thing is that it's completely legal.
If you want to experience deliriants in a much safer way just go find some sleep pills that have only diphenhydramamine and take like 600mg, it will make you giggle like an idiot for 5 minutes thinking about posting a response and then forgetting what you were going to post
jesus christ and I thought I was horribly oblivious and socially awkward sometimes.
You can go to Walgreens and buy a bottle of pills with diphenhydramamine for 12 bucks, no prescription or anything
That said I wouldn't really recommend it, the trips are kind of disturbing. Auditory hallucinations that sound like whispers of people conspiring to get you, or people knocking on your door, visual hallucinations of doors opening and door knobs melting
Pic looks like dat dere Lamar Gant. Dude had severe curving of the spine(kyphosis),which gave him a short torso,but really really long arms comparatively.
The man pulled over 5 times bodyweight tho, a record which i believe still stands.
>being close to the sun makes your lifts easier
Only during the day! At night, the suns increased gravity is actually pulling the weights down through the earth, increasing your lift
>le white knight here
as a woman/trap, you're going to be attractive to someone no matter what
you can surf through life just fine, you just gotta find the right dudes to coast on
ideally ones that can support your weight
I can be wrong but to me it seems that they were trying to set up a treesome with anon.
semi /fit/ humour
Two of you, I'm not from Wellington (not even from the UK), this pic was just in my humour folder.
Well that's a nutty coinkeydink. Surprised that fat chick was able to labour around the Wellington hills. There appears to be a distinct lack of large people in Central, I theorize that it is due to all the hills either discouraging fatties from moving to Welly or that it makes them lose weight.
Not really, she can only get pregnant once at a time, whereas the alpha can impregnate as much as he wants/can. For some reason people want to look to nature for homosex, but turn a blind eye to alpha males having multiple females. That and child support laws have highly discouraged alphas from procreating, which is why in a few generations man will be further weakened.
Yes. And no, it did not go well, but I sure as hell would not have gone to his wedding if he had married the clearly self destructive whore he was with. Instead, after he told me to get the fuck out of his life, I told him I knew he was pissed, but that he knew I would never say anything unless I was truly concerned, and left. A couple months later he called me to apologize and told me he broke up with her, because he could see what I was talking about. He thanked me, repeatedly, and a few years later ended up marrying an awesome girl who we all love. So no, it's not easy, and I knew I was risking losing a friend, but I cared about my bro enough that I was willing to sacrifice our friendship if there was a chance he wouldn't destroy his life.
One of the subtle funny things Scooby did when he had his trip was to post reaction images and they'd be "saved as" another filename.
So the riddler scooby was under "4chanJokerMe" or something like that
This was supposed to be a fun thread anon. This got me so bad.
That's what happens when people don't know how to handle their booze. Some people nail it the first time, for some it takes years and years. For me it took like ten years to learn how to drink without turning into a total retard.
Tfw no gf in the background, kek
Also posting this old classic
From these studies it appears that it only matters if she's a virgin. Further on a woman who fucked 2 is almost as unstable as woman who fucked 10. I think 1 previous partner was just a hair above the rest and miles under a virgin.
In conclusion, in present world it's probably better to not care about it, cause we all know that there are almost no virgins older than 20.
Still, he's a record holder. Make him do any olympic lift and he wouldn't stand a chance. I'm not gloryfing olympic lifts, as I'm not into them, but at least the rules are clear and there's no room for rom shortening (get it? room, rom, haha)
Except that all these chinese and korean motherfuckers are ruling the sport because they are shortening the ROM with their oompa loompa legs. They're also catching their cleans and snatches way upright because of this.