Things /fit/ will never see.
I'll start
Their penis
implying you didnt write that
>>35506992
>Their penis
>>35507638
>implying u not jelly
>>35506992
Gains.
Their mother
>>35506975
>Girl at work stops me and introduces me to her friend
>Says she's shy and was wondering if I was single
>Smile at both of them and tell them that I'm happily single and not looking for any kind of a relationship right now
>First girl half-jokingly says that I'm horrible with women and just broke her heart
>Smile more
"Yes, yes I am! Thank you!"
>Proceed to make smalltalk and go back to work
Feels great mang. I don't even give a fuck whether or not she was being serious because the the fact that I even had someone's attention is nice even if I'm legitimatley not intrested in.
>>35509421
oh man if i could only get a chance like that. I swear I wouldn't fuck it up