ITT: The tools, the books, & the sources you need to become

you need to spend time training martial arts, not reading books and sources you fucking eggplant emoji

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ITT: Webms that show how you can utilize different techniques to BTFO or KTFO other people

>Be a bulky bigger guy and utilize a strong wrestling grip to slam manlet skellingtons with meme striking head first into the ground

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>If you want to casually go out cross dressing on a friday night make sure you have practiced and refined your head kick beforehand. It might come in handy.

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>Don't fear facing bigger guys. Initiate the clinch right away without absorbing to much damage. Get your opponent to the ground and try to transition into mount where you finish him with nasty ground and pound.

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>The Suckerpunch. A honorless yet effective technique. Make sure to use your strong hand and preferably let go a hook or overhand to the chin for maximum damage

>>35499976

not even a sucker punch if you get pushed desu

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>If you are the longer guy make sure to make use of your range advantage. Footwork and a crisp jab are the keys for sucess.

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>Don't get hit 101: Use your head movement to stay in the pocket. Don't be a stationary target. After your opponent has gassed let go of some hooks to score a crowd pleasing knockout.

>>35499955
in this day and age that mma is prevalent on tv how the fuck do people still let themselves be full mounted? You'd think by now everyone would know not to get in that position or the opponent taking the back.

The only things you need are a reputable coach and the means to hire them and train with them.

>>35499804
Penis?

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Bumrush your opponent in a moment where he doesn't pay attention. Finish him by placing his body on a highway.

>>35499997
3 off m8 sorry about that.

>>35500035

because they haven't trained and think its as easy as "dont let them mount you"

>>35500000

Join a fucking club you autist. Blow Job Jiutsu or My Tie

>>35500068
dude it's literally wrapping your legs around them if you go to the ground

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>Be absolutely ruthless with meme strikers and show no mercy. Don't get distracted by their antics. Focus on the basics and KTFO them so hard that people will have to rub their cocks so that they wake up again.

Also this thread belongs on >>>/asp/

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>>35500029
>dat face right in the camera when he spins around

>>35500092

>get taken down into side control
>never done bjj
>how to reclaim guard

c'mon man.

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>Fighting is all about creating and taking opportunities. If you manage to rock your opponent don't hesitate to take him down and finish with some ground and pound.

>>35500061
stagefatality.webm

>>35500116
you just keep scooting back till you have enough room to wrap your legs around.

This is basic shit, I mean I'm not giving you a indepth explanation you'd get in an actual class but that's basically what you do...you scoot back to put enough room so you can wrap your legs around then either hold onto him or shrimp out

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>pocket sand
>temporarily blinds your opponent so that you may make a daring escape and live to fight another day

Requirements:
>sand
>pocket

>>35500149

it's basic, but that's not what you're going to do if you've never trained regardless of how much MMA you've watched. most people have never done a shrimp drill in their life

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>Fighting is about style too. Rock your opponent or score a knockdown to see what funny wobbly figure he becomes afterwads.

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>Assert ultimate dominance by knocking someone into a somersault. Your peers will be impressed and you gain extra style points.

>>3550
holy shit

>>35499804

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>Even if you get bloddied up, always make sure to fight until the bitter end. Only cowards surrender.

I'm out of webms, hope some of you learned something and enjoyed the dump.

>>35500216
i enjoyed it, thx anon

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>>35500181

>BEAST MODE shirt

Got me giggles in.

>>35500216
The bitter end is death anon. Surely you don't advocate turning street brawls into literal fights to the death.

>>35500272
>not slitting the throat of a stranger after leaving the pub

I've killed two people after drinking heavily, thinking about doing another one. Such a thrill to see someone dying from stab wounds in a dirty pub back alley.

>>35500181
ROCKED
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>>35500295
Elaborate please, I'm an edgy little faggot that needs to fap.

>>35499886
Kek
And the you ironically kimura their shoulder off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSX0PCQXiO4

He's got some good videos for street tier fighting.

>>35499955
What's even funnier is after full mount beat down the idiot on bottom just gives his back and tries to protect his head with his stupid nigger hands. Then the guy on top just elbows and punches the back of his head.
Worldstar

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>>35500102

what the fuck

>>35500181
have you even been hit so hard that you morphed into a velociraptor

>>35499886
>Trying to box someone bigger than you in a tiny bathroom

Kek

>mfw people on here think grappling is easy

>>35500605
It's pretty easy if you got that grappling base

>>35500605
>be big
>grab manlet

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>>35500295
Lol sure you have you fucking autist. This website is 18+

>>35500642
>>be big
>>grab manlet
>>manlet stomps on your foot, breaking your toes
>>you howl in agony and let go
>>manlet knees your face as you bend over
>>your teeth go flying, blood spatters everywhere
>>manlet hammers you into the wall until your chest is a bloody mudhole

MMA and street fighting take a bit more finesse than that, kiddo.

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>>35500721
>Manlet detected

>>35500721
>stomps on your foot

If I'm lifting him up he won't be able to will he? Dickeater

>>35499886
Come on and slam

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>>35499579
dem titties

>>35500295
>hahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahhahaha
>hhahahaha
>hahahhahaha
>haha
was it your fathers abuse or the abuse of uncle bad touch that made you so edgey?

i know people like you in real life
who just talk shit constantly

>>35500750
topkek, what this from?

>>35500102
>KO'd and then molested.

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>>35500295
yeah, fallout is a great game

>>35500623
>>35500642
BJJ and Catch Wrestling here.

Grapplin' ain't easy son.

>>35500139
look at that dudes forearms, he was gonna win either way

>>35501209
>Catch Wrestling
Where?

>>35501209
Sombo and wrestler here, if you just have the knack to move people it's pretty easy to go against untrained people. It's the other grapplers to watch out for

>>35499925
That casual stroll away, akin to walking away during a huge fiery explosion

>>35499886
Lol, what a little bitch, would have gotten pummled if he didn't slam the kid.

>>35500721
>manlet stomps on your foot, breaking your toes
this never fucking happens...

>>35501362
>Lol, what a little bitch, would have gotten pummled if he didn't slam the kid.

Truly the John Madden of our generation.

>>35500061
Fucker deserved it 100%.

>>35500061
best one

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>>35501333
Fighting untrained people as a grappler on concrete is like a man fighting children. you could seriously fuck their shit up.