ITT: The tools, the books, & the sources you need to become an MMA fighter, or achieve a similar level of fighting skills
ITT: Webms that show how you can utilize different techniques to BTFO or KTFO other people
>Be a bulky bigger guy and utilize a strong wrestling grip to slam manlet skellingtons with meme striking head first into the ground
>If you want to casually go out cross dressing on a friday night make sure you have practiced and refined your head kick beforehand. It might come in handy.
>Don't fear facing bigger guys. Initiate the clinch right away without absorbing to much damage. Get your opponent to the ground and try to transition into mount where you finish him with nasty ground and pound.
>The Suckerpunch. A honorless yet effective technique. Make sure to use your strong hand and preferably let go a hook or overhand to the chin for maximum damage
>If you are the longer guy make sure to make use of your range advantage. Footwork and a crisp jab are the keys for sucess.
>Don't get hit 101: Use your head movement to stay in the pocket. Don't be a stationary target. After your opponent has gassed let go of some hooks to score a crowd pleasing knockout.
in this day and age that mma is prevalent on tv how the fuck do people still let themselves be full mounted? You'd think by now everyone would know not to get in that position or the opponent taking the back.
Bumrush your opponent in a moment where he doesn't pay attention. Finish him by placing his body on a highway.
>Be absolutely ruthless with meme strikers and show no mercy. Don't get distracted by their antics. Focus on the basics and KTFO them so hard that people will have to rub their cocks so that they wake up again.
>dat face right in the camera when he spins around
>Fighting is all about creating and taking opportunities. If you manage to rock your opponent don't hesitate to take him down and finish with some ground and pound.
you just keep scooting back till you have enough room to wrap your legs around.
This is basic shit, I mean I'm not giving you a indepth explanation you'd get in an actual class but that's basically what you do...you scoot back to put enough room so you can wrap your legs around then either hold onto him or shrimp out
>temporarily blinds your opponent so that you may make a daring escape and live to fight another day
>Fighting is about style too. Rock your opponent or score a knockdown to see what funny wobbly figure he becomes afterwads.
>Assert ultimate dominance by knocking someone into a somersault. Your peers will be impressed and you gain extra style points.
>Even if you get bloddied up, always make sure to fight until the bitter end. Only cowards surrender.
I'm out of webms, hope some of you learned something and enjoyed the dump.
>not slitting the throat of a stranger after leaving the pub
I've killed two people after drinking heavily, thinking about doing another one. Such a thrill to see someone dying from stab wounds in a dirty pub back alley.
What's even funnier is after full mount beat down the idiot on bottom just gives his back and tries to protect his head with his stupid nigger hands. Then the guy on top just elbows and punches the back of his head.
Lol sure you have you fucking autist. This website is 18+
>>manlet stomps on your foot, breaking your toes
>>you howl in agony and let go
>>manlet knees your face as you bend over
>>your teeth go flying, blood spatters everywhere
>>manlet hammers you into the wall until your chest is a bloody mudhole
MMA and street fighting take a bit more finesse than that, kiddo.
was it your fathers abuse or the abuse of uncle bad touch that made you so edgey?
i know people like you in real life
who just talk shit constantly
Fighting untrained people as a grappler on concrete is like a man fighting children. you could seriously fuck their shit up.