Body abilities

get a gf

Become happy

>>35498683

i wanna do the human flag meme

>>35498683
I'd be scared of being able to do that. I'd probably feel the need to do it everywhere, on any kind of ground, and eventually end up breaking my neck.

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This

>>35498683
I'd give sage my consent to rape me tbhfam

>>35498683
and hes only 19.

>>35498683
have sex with a woman

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>>35498683

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not as easy as it looks
I've tried

>>35499589
I desire to see some fit autist pull it off

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is this possible natty?

OHP a QT.

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this would be a neat trick

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this

>>35498700
MEDITATE MOTHERFUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jh7lw0cVqw

>>35498683
its easier to achieve then getting big and muscular. plus it looks less threatening and more attractive.

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mirin flexibility

>>35499766
even unconscious, he is going for the bike
fuckin nigros

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I want to be able to survive in the wild.

>>35499875
that's why i'll never do anything like that
fuck that noise

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>>35499889

>>35499288
How is this even possible :O

>>35499709
Did it after 3 months of SS and on a cut so definitely natty.

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>>35499889
>That lion that comes in at the end to murk the baby

>>35499880
Been done before jabroni
>but of course you know that already

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this seems bretty cool

>>35498965
I think that guy goes to my gym, if not, they're identical.

He does muscle-ups like its a piece of cake, and does a bunch of gymnast-like stuff. (Hanging on a pullup bar parallel to the ground, going upside down etc.)

Also once I've seen him do as in the webm, but holding on to two dumbells, and instead of going back to the L-sit, he would go down to a push up position, without his feet touching the ground.

>>35500006
jesus christ
what happened

>>35498965
Nice I wanna do that

>>35498683
Pistol squat was my first goal. Now I wan't to get into gymnastic stuff like flips and handsprings

>>35499889
im dying over here

>>35499901
next lvl hunting

>>35499901
>>35499889
My sides have entered a new dimension

>>35500071
cave explorer, thats their hobby

>>35499901
>If it works it aint stupid

>>35499875
and that was the last time he lifted his arms above his shoulder

>>35498965
Start practicing hand balancing. Took me about 2 months to be able to do freestanding handstand pushups

Control and increase me ki.

>>35498965
I can do this and I never practiced it. I guess some balance, coordination and body awareness gets you there.

>>35500218
What up muh southern usa bruh

>>35499901
str bows

>>35500206
dying?

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Overhead swinging axe kick, evil ryu style.

>>35499913
You spas out in the middle then sprain your wrists.

>>35499589
Made me say "Oh shit niger!"

I can do the hardest yoga positions

i want to master it
i want to be able to do everything this body is capable of. i set no limits as long as i continue to make progress.

>>35499806
How did he not see that coming? Playing too much Crackdown.

>>35499889
Oh that little one is like mommy whats going on here?

Beat yoga>>35501653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_gQbbAlNB0

>>35499288
That's really fucking impressive

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Currently I can do this with 2 hands (called crickets)

>>35501545
in real life that would barely hurt. a punch is much bettter

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>>35499766
I love seeing niggers getting BTFO

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It's a lot easier than it looks.

>>35503090

you should work in a prison i see it all the time

>>35502618
Andy Hug used to drop people all the time with axekicks. It's a lot quicker than in street fight and the heel comes rubber banding down onto the head.

I've never kicked anyone with it but when I could do one it came down pretty fast once you hit the height limit. Pretty much everything is trying to get your foot back down to Earth at least in my experience.

>>35503210
>-[Close]
how the fuck did you mange to put your chistmas tree on the wall like that? And why the fuck are you standing on it to sniff the wall?! You're a fucking strange person

>>35503090
you have a mental illness

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Operate.

>>35503210
>trying doing it on the floor, it's a lot harder

>>35500006

No idea what possesses people to do this kind of shit in the first place. Fuck.

>>35503731
>tfw being a big guy isn't useful in war anymore and cardiofags are the new elite.

Feels bad, Todd.

>>35499875
I've seen this with audio. It's worse with the screams.

I can do the thing in OP's gif, its called a loser when you step back into it, and a webster when you swing your foot into it.

Its actually not too hard to do, but doing it as well as Sage takes a lot of practice.

>>35499875
For ages I was thinking "Damn that must have hurt his foot". I didn't even think about whether arms were supposed to move that way.

>>35507637
Wtf is this is???

>>35507736
elite martial arts for those with the most disciplined bodies

>>35498965
As far as handstands go there are a lot of things to work on but the general skillset is impressive enough.

>>35507793
Sooper dooper leet
Riiighht

>>35498965
I can do this. you mirin?

>>35498683
to shoulder all these feels

>>35507637
I was in Shaolin Boxing for a couple months, regardless of how retarded that may seem it is quite intimidating.

I think it's called Bahwa or some shit.

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How do I do catflips?

>>35499589
The ass was aight

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>>35499589
My fucking sides

>>35499875
This is why I'm glad I'm smart af and not too physically adventurous. Very low chance of getting mindbroken. At least how I do it.

Last longer than 15 seconds

>>35501675
you can see pretty clearly that his foot slipped. iirc from the video he did a few spots before this one that seemed more difficult than this.

>>35499709
no, american cars cant turn

I'm so sorry man

Started skating again after giving up on it four years ago. Want to get to a point where I can utilize it as transportation and enjoy the parks where I travel.

>>35507736
what happens when you let slavs watch kung fu movies.
>>35507910
1. I`ve never seen any cma style flail that badly
2. shaolin especially puts more emphasis on power generation. The people in the video are lacking both internal and external force .

>>35504275
link?

>>35502522
goodbye soft tissue

>>35499288
I wonder how many times he busted his face before he got it down

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>Be me
>Be at my gym, has a room with 6 punching bags for free use.
>Jiu-jitsu+grappling fag
>"Great groundfighter, too bad every fight starts standing up."
Thefeels.jpg
>Practice punches, terrible fluidity.
>Random dude approaches, unwanted constructive criticism incoming.
>Actually knows what he's talking about teaches me his roundhouse technique. Practice with him once a week for 2 months.
>Always shows off with this flashy kick- He kicks low towards your thigh but snaps his leg way up last second to attack the head.
>Damn impressed every time.

>Fast forward 4 months, kicks are fast and strong, get mires from lots of people now. Dat technique.
>Learned the snap fake kick I be always mirin, really proud of myself.
>Broke my first bag.

>Pic I took of the bag I always practice on, and the biner that once held it up.

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>>35498683
One and only goal.

>>35502522

Be careful with it. When the doctor tells you to take rest when you get an injury, take rest.
My dumb-ass friend is in a wheelchair because he was too stubborn and he was one of the best b-boys in the country.

>>35504275
Just because this is one of the few things that might actually deserve it on this site...

!WARNING!
This video contains footage a russian man breaking multiple bones with a very audible pop and then proceeding to scream like a stuck pig, viewer discretion is advised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscpEdSTiNA

As for things I want to learn to do with my body, cheat death and live forever.

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Autofellatio

>>35499806
I remember watching this, it was all scripted for a crappy video of a guys car getting "jacked"or something by that guy, then a shitty parkour chase ensues.

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>>35499875
post the video, I wanna hear it snap!

Pic related would be what I want to learn.

>>35500006
THE WATER IS RISING

R I P
I
P

this is not a long term goal and not as fancy as the other shit, but I am currently working on being able to touch my toes

>>35508631
Good for you anon, it's the little goals that are best

>>35508534
I've actually learned how to do this.

kill a man with my barehands

>>35508657
Teach us your ways, senpai

>>35498965
Where to start?

>>35499709
jesus what a fucking shit movie

>>35508657

That's pretty gay to be honest

>>35499589
FRENCHYY you good cunt

>>35499901
hardest I've ever laughed at a webm

>>35510371
If so then so is masturbation, desu

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>>35508657
We are the chosen ones.

>tfw I can get the entire tip in now

>>35510580
This is a filthy pepe. I don't like him.

>>35508534
No need for this. I got a bf to do that for me.

>>35508176
Pretty funny how terrified they would be when they're up there.
I WONDERED WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST

>>35508152
Mirin

>>35508081
as you can see, it clearly inexplicably loses traction instead of turning, a classic feat of the american car

what happens in standing front flip is you visualize the entier spin and leaves your body different since the jump is not a rise its a spin i dont truely know why its so cool :((((((((((

>>35511841
Is this coherent to anyone else?

>>35500006
story pls

I want to do a windmill dunk

>>35498683
That's not technically difficult to do- you only need a 2 foot vertical leap, and for a 170 lb man, that's extremely easy to achieve.
Now, to get past the mental barrier is the tricky part.

>>35510580
Ceci est une pepe

>>35498965
>>35498965
I can do this. Start with press handstands and handstand push-ups use wall if needed

>>35499901
Making /k/ proud

>>35508152

Questionmark-Kick? Luke Rockhold often uses them.

>>35512227

You don't only need vertical leap but also the ability to create rotation at the same time, and that is NOT easy for multiple reasons (one of which is, yes, the mental barrier)

Plus there's the impact when you land. The lower you leap (2 foot is very little) the faster the rotation you need to create, the harder the impact on your feet when you land. It's much harder technically to jump high and land soft, I've seen so many shattered heels because of this thing.