>be European >get fat

>be European
>die in school shooting

>>35498428

difference is that we have to get fat first

americans are already fat

im fine with your thread OP

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>>35498447

>>35498428
I think brits have like 32% obesity rate, compared to the US 37%. So they're really fucking fat, just not nearly as high as us

>>35498428
EU flag has yellow stars you nitwit

if you're gonna shitpost at least take some pride in your shitposting and do it right

>>35498447

it's because you don't have enough food, what with you guys having to feed all of southern and eastern europe after you guys destroyed it all fighting over your arbitrary lines in the mud

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>>35498428

Can muscles stop bullets if you're big and hard enough?

>>35498516
test and report back?

>>35498428
HA

that happens more in the USA. We are the best after all. Stay irrelevant eurepoors.

>>35498516

Yes, but you have to start with a smaller caliber to build immunity.

>>35498497
Sadly true. I remember a time in the UK that you would never see a 300lb person.
Now we've got some creeping up to 600 pounders like what used to be US freak show TV shit.