is it healthy to appreciate the smell of your own farts

>be kid
>had a small glass bottle with a sealed cork top
>was always searching for something to put inside of it
>genius idea came to me one day
>I was going to trap a fart
>spent the entire day eating like shit
>slowly the fart begins to brew
>when fart brewing was complete and pressure was reaching critical levels, I determined it was time
>opened bottle and bare-ass farted into the bottle at point blank range
>quickly capped it with the cork
>put bottle back on the shelf and forgot about it

>a year passes and the bottle remains unopened
>found it once again while cleaning
>immediately recognized it
>was tempted to open it but was too afraid
>I needed a guinea pig
>walked out to my dad who was sitting on the couch watching TV
>told him to open it and smell it; that there was a good perfume in there
>he takes the bottle and slowly uncorks it directly under his nose
>his face of utter disgust and repulsion will be forever ingrained in my mind
>"Anon, what the fuck is this?!"
>forced me to explain my entire experiment
>he had a look of shame, disappointment, and repulsion the entire time I talked

Was worth it though.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:24:06 Post No.35493953
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>>35493849
Nigga what

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:26:18 Post No.35493976
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>>35493849

thats what your dad should have beaten you up for

i know id smack my kid around

>implying my kid would ever be so degenerate in the first place

fuck you

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:26:56 Post No.35493984
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:26:56 Post No.35493984 [Report]

>>35493849
Wouldnt diffusion naturally get rid of it?

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:27:16 Post No.35493989
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:27:16 Post No.35493989 [Report]

I kind of enjoy my protein farts, they smell objectively terrible, but they let me know I'm doing something right

Anonymous 2016-01-05 05:43:01 Post No.35494147
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>>35493989

>doing something right
>protein wasn't digested properly and fermented in your colon

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>>35493608
This image is very unsettling. It must have been created by a disturbed mind.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 06:35:01 Post No.35494608
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 06:35:01 Post No.35494608 [Report]

>>35490728
Gotta recover the nutrients from the protein farts

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/