>be kid >had a small glass bottle with a sealed cork top >was always searching for something to put inside of it >genius idea came to me one day >I was going to trap a fart >spent the entire day eating like shit >slowly the fart begins to brew >when fart brewing was complete and pressure was reaching critical levels, I determined it was time >opened bottle and bare-ass farted into the bottle at point blank range >quickly capped it with the cork >put bottle back on the shelf and forgot about it
>a year passes and the bottle remains unopened >found it once again while cleaning >immediately recognized it >was tempted to open it but was too afraid >I needed a guinea pig >walked out to my dad who was sitting on the couch watching TV >told him to open it and smell it; that there was a good perfume in there >he takes the bottle and slowly uncorks it directly under his nose >his face of utter disgust and repulsion will be forever ingrained in my mind >"Anon, what the fuck is this?!" >forced me to explain my entire experiment >he had a look of shame, disappointment, and repulsion the entire time I talked
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