Can we kill this "women like guys with big asses" meme?

Women like muscular asses. But big olympic lifter bubble butts, not as much. Same with any muscle being too big tho.

>>35481978
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

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>>35481981
>tfw I have a bubble butt

>>35481978
>Women actually knowing what they want
is a meme
Or the girls you're asking are 18

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>>35481978
>I've asked plenty of grills
your mom doesn't count

>>35482002
My mom is dead.

>>35481978
>I've asked plenty of grills
You're doing it wrong. Plenty of grills will lie telling you that anything more than ottermode is too much. Plenty of grills will tell you that they want a friend and a trustworthy companion.
Then, they'll fuck the roided nigger with a big cock and they'll cry he left them on your friendly shoulder afterwards, just minutes before you go to bathroom to masturbate sadly

You don't ask grills what they want, you tell them.

>>35482008
Dead moms don't count

>>35482008
Plus her mouth's full of my dick

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>>35482014
>Plenty of grills will lie telling you that anything more than ottermode is too much. Plenty of grills will tell you that they want a friend and a trustworthy companion.
>Then, they'll fuck the roided nigger with a big cock and they'll cry he left them on your friendly shoulder afterwards, just minutes before you go to bathroom to masturbate sadly

Tell us how you really feel.

>>35482034
I've been Mr. Nice Guy when I was much younger, the difference is real.

U didn't even now there's man's big ass meme
Well a know few girls who find big ass on a man disgusting, but who cares, just don't wear tight pants

>>35482042
how'd you stop?

>tfw I'm Mr. Nice Guy right now and its leading nowhere

>>35482138
different poster here but same story.
realize there are things greater in life than girls, get more bro friends, be more social go to parties bars clubs etc, get a good image in your social circle, if you fuck up something just laugh it off unless it's serious,
there's a thin line between not being a nice guy and being a mean asshole so just try not to seem too cocky...

good luck

>>35482138
Take your fedora off and grow up

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>girls wouldn't want to squeeze his butt

>>35482222
quads of truth

>>35482239
That's it I'm switching team

>>35482138
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_More_Mr._Nice_Guy_%28book%29

>>35481991
Post bubblebutt :3

>>35481978
if you ask "do you like a -big- ass on a man" then they will think you mean "noticeably big".

it's like this:
>small
>just right
>big

obviously they like "just right", so you're asking them "do you like an ass that is too big". They won't even notice a man's ass unless he works it out.

>>35481978
> tfw no skele gf to bulk and lift with.
the struggle.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The struggle

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>>35482014
>Then, they'll fuck the roided nigger with a big cock
Uh dude?
>roided
>big cock
Pick fucking one and only one.

>>35481996
lmao truth

>>35481978
>tfw my gf likes my ass

looks like I won the lottery boys

>>35484546
OP is tripping. Ever since I started squatting more seriously every girl I make out with grabs my ass and goes crazy.

>>35484595
And some boys too, not gonna lie.

>>35484595
girl im banging said, "I need to keep training my ass to get the ladies"

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never found a girl who doesnt love my bubble butt
old pic senpai I've been trainign legs hard for a while

>>35481978
Instead of asking, why don't you let your ass and quads do the talking? Half the nurses at the hospital I work at drool at the legs and man-asses when rugby is on TV.

>>35484642
This is a butt thread. Why are you posting front?

big butts on a guy are like big arms on a girl

>>35481978
>I've asked plenty of grills this and they all said that this isn't true

Here we go again

>>35484901
absolutely not

>>35484901
Hot as fuck, then?

>>35484455
roids shrink your nuts not your dink ya shite

>>35484455
DO YOU WANT YOUR BALLS TO HANG LOWER THAN YOUR DICK? WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN THE DICK HANGS LOWER THAN THE BALLS. WHO WANTS THEIR BALLS TO HANG LOWER THAN THE DICK? MY BALLS ARE SMALL AS FUCK SO MY DICK ACTUALLY LOOKS BIGGER!

Natties on suicide watch.

Women like anything as long as chad has it

And lmao at asking girls what they think

>>35482014
>You don't ask grills what they want, you tell them.

Life motto desu

>>35481978
Women don't know what the fuck they want. They want exactly what you have if they want you. If they don't want you, they don't want anything you have.

>Asking girls for a logical reason

Never gonna make it.

A nice strong firm ass indicates power in hip thrusts,meaning good rough sex. They also look aesthetic if they're proportion to the rest of your body. Stop being a little faggot and do your squats faggot.

>>35484901
Except this reason is flawed because our anatomy is different meaning our arms and legs grow and are shaped differently.

>>35484455
roids don't affect dick size, but you get way better boners
fucking Down's posters I swear

>>35484901
false. Big butts on guy is like big butts on girls.

arms=tits

>>35481978
Source on this gril fucking now hnnnnnnnnng

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>>35485639
>I can't read filenames
Here, have this lascivious pose of her

No need to thank me

>>35485639
>gril
It's male, friendo

>>35485795
Quality meme my friend

>>35485837
But, it's actually a male, friendo.

>>35485932
>someone asks about a girl in a picture
>respond with ">girl", insinuating the picture's subject is not female after all, ensuing hilarious reactions from the initial poster
Gets me every time, you made very elegant use of this classic meme archetype too

>>35481978
It's not about big asses, but pretty asses. You idiot.

>>35486003
But, the picture's subject is not a female, friendo. Why are you so mad?

>>35482008
Fuck you kid, I'm not the guy with the dead mom!

>>35486003
>>35486143
Lol, poster is upset that the model is male and he can't figure out how to cope.

>IT'S JUST A MEME HURR

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>>35481978
>implying The buttocks are not the power behind pelvic thrusts
Enjoy banging a girl while your thrusts are weaker then that of a wet towel
>she wont

>>35486362
'mirin the power bottom

[spoiler]n-no homo

>>35486372
>tfw no gf who enjoys cervical bruising.

>>35486362
Would dick/10
no homo

>>35481978
This. every girl I've asked has put a guys ass at the very best fourth on the list of things they find aesthetically important (totally body muscle related, didn't ask about hair/eyes/height shit).

Can anyone actually say they've talked to more than one girl who has said they prioritise ass? Everyone essentially simply saying "lol no"

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>>35486362
IT HANGS PAST HIS KNEE!

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>>35486704
Kek.

>>35486362
>centaur-mode

>>35486362
I wish this was your real bubblebutt.

>>35481978
not enough girls then. My ex said it was awesome. And I'm not muscular at all, imo my butt is too big (disproportionate) from playing volleyball for 15 years.

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>>35482014
>You don't ask grills what they want, you tell them.
Confirmed for chad. I'm saving this