It's mostly high school girls and silly white bitches who like ottermode/DYEL skellingtons
None of which do I care to put my dick inside
>used to lift for grills
>now lift for the sake of lifting
Doesn't matter anyway
I'm 23, why would I want to date/bang a clingy high school bitch? That shit wasn't even fun in high school.
As for white bitches, yeah I guess you got me on that one. I guess I should have just said I have no interest in the types of girls who like skellingtons anyway.
I've dated a virgin before. It sucks. They don't know what to do and are scared to try fucking anything. Sluts are so much better than virgins. You aren't going to marry either so at least fuck someone who knows how to fuck.
>thinking you're entitled to an opinion on what kind of pussy is best when you have literally zero experience with them
I've dated a whore before. It sucks. They don't tell you if they have diseases and love hiding the fact. Virgins are so much better than sluts. You aren't going to marry either so at least fuck someone who won't give you shit you need pills/creams to get rid of.
>tfw pure virgin waifu qt gf
>tfw I have to teach her how to suck dick
>tfw she's bad at it
>tfw she doesn't know how to gyrate her hips on my dick
>tfw I keep fantasizing about slutty girls I hooked up with in the past that were dick pros
I feel like I have to leave her because our sex life is average. Maybe this is how all girls become sluts, heartbreak leads to them jumping on 20 dicks and then they become worthwhile in bed.
But then we don't want them anymore. What a conundrum.
>It's mostly high school girls and silly white bitches who like ottermode/DYEL skellingtons
How delusional are you lmfao?
The standard of beauty across the world is and will remain the same, people love slim, aesthetic, youthful and lean.
Not bodybuilders lmfao, they look disgusting to most.
Show me a bodybuilder with a 5+ girlfriend.
no, you need a golden-hearted slut to patiently show you the ropes, virgins get spooked too easily by any hiccups that don't conform to their fairy tale conception of sex
Its not like you go around telling everyone, right?
I lost my V card at 21 and before that I met a few bitches that were almost desperate to fuck me.
Girls are fucking stupid. For some it may even be a turn on
>have loving still-married parents with stable jobs who are supportive of me no matter what I do as long as it's an attempt to better myself or those around me
>tfw no dark, mysterious damaged side that girls think is sexy
>tfw no gf
Fucking thanks for nothing mom and dad, especially that bunch of actually useful gym gear you got me for Christmas this year which was EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED FOR
FUCK I MAD
I really don't know what to talk about with girls, I think I'm pretty fucking boring.
I don't know when I'm allowed to touch a girl and when I'm not.
I don't know how to kiss either. Yeah, I'm also kissless, not just a virgin.
Dont think about it. Just use every occasion to interact with them. Dont think about fucking them or dating them, relax and have fun. They are human too, usually even more insecure than you are.
I don't remember the last time I saw a girl irl
Last year I think I hugged a non relative girl once
I hugged a girl once before that too when I was 15 but that's it
I wish I was just joking
Because you just sound like some sad cunt that lurks these feel threads and doesn't actually lift.
r9k is where you wanna be.
If you lifted you'd have some confidence in yourself and your life. Women are attracted like moths to confidence.
you can get a hot girl without a hot physique.
physique has little to do with it
confidence/attitude >>>>>>>>>>> body
if you think lifting alone without a change of attitude will get you far youre in for a big surprise
People like u make me feel better.
I was once like you however now i swim in pussy. It will get better anon just try to socialise and have a 'fuck the world' attitude. Like if a woman turns u down just think 'fuck her shes a bitch anyway'. Also to build confidence as i was to scared to talk to reel human beans i used omegle video option and i noticed bitches were mirin which gave me a BIG confidence boost. Hell i even got a few womwn to show me titts and put things in their vag for me lol. It worked for me but everyone is different any way good luck anon and lift hope u make it. Remember fuck the world attitude
This thread is boring. I have a fake tinder account (pic related) and I'm currently amassing matches to troll.. Will follow up with pictures, dubs and trips will be replies. Just make them funny so they don't block me
naw it's not, c'mon gimme some funny replies /fit/
kek, even fatty McGee knows Jeff's not natty.
COME ON GET SOME REPEATING DIGITS FOR A CHANCE OF SOME LAUGHS
Ask her if she wants to go out to dinner and then have my buddy Chet show up he is a mad man then he will do some freeky shit he said he killed his cat Oscar but I don't think so so you send him and then he can say hi and she will freek out and scream I will laugh
Someone please please make a profile of the synthol man
okay m8, reply done, repeating digits for next reply
Anecdotal experience here. Perhaps an exception to the rule, but my previous oneitis was this exactly. Loved me for every part of who I was, particularly for what she knew of me way back in highschool. Not to mention that she'd been through a few piss poor relationships by the time we got together, so I seemed like a perfect gentlemen by comparison, and she could grind dick like a fiend.
Sometimes I miss her, mostly because she had a great butt and had a soft voice, but she was really high maintenance and had frequent mood swings.
So I guess you're right too. There are some golden ones, but they come with other flaws.
kek like taking candy from a child with down's syndrome
>make myself smaller without even realizing it
Man I hate when I do this
I'm definitely doing better then a year ago but fuck when i see photos or snap chats of me that my friends took I have slouched shoulders and am always looking down.
Fuck it though 2015 will give me a better chance
Don't give up bro, we'll make it together
>demanding every little thing under the sun
Man I don't give a fuck I'll throw my seed in a nonwhite as long as I don't have to deal with the above
post them dubs cunts. If no dubs/trips, the post with most replies will get used
fucking stop wasting dubs you cunts
dubs and trips will take forever you cunt, just use a single but with the option for you to veto it if it's something that ruins it - as most people here post fucking retarded shit which ruins it straight away
Post replies for Lucy, Maddie, Mariam, Maddie and Julia
Last time I checked most desirable men of society aren't jacked.
If you would ask a qt to piece together the male of her dreams it would be, depending on her menstrual cycle, either the rugged model or the clean cut model, Model implying Ottermode at best.
I would be surprised if I'm making a wrong assumption here.
You may be a big guy, but not for me, not for the average College qt and for pretty much no one else except 3% of the population aka muscle fetishists and women over 40. One day you may -- go all out I guess.
duz your pussy taste like curry? Pls respond
@Julia r u the cute 1 or the ugly one
@Lucy o shit nigger wut r u doin? whales go in the ocean not on the shore
@Miriam heyy rofl
fuckin kek, waiting on Julia's reply and already messaged Mariam and Lucy
i've never used it but that seems pretty good to me, providing the 5 people are legit people who actually find you attractive and are not bots or time wasters. that's a lot better odds than walking around trying to interact with people like a normal person, and all in 5 hours.
also, since you just signed up, ive never used tinder but i have been on a lot of social sites/dating sites and they fucking recked my self-esteem, the girls on there are usually deluded and just treat it as a game to boost their ego by chatting with guys way out of their league. so be careful and dont take it too seriously, im probably like a 7/10 but after a few days on Plenty of Fish i seriously seemed like a 3/10 and felt pathetic
I wouldn't worry (yet).
A lot of people who get many matches probably put down several hours to get the perfect pictures of themselves, writing the perfect bio etc.
So looking all right alone won't get you any, since there are a lot of average looking people who might put in so much more effort, looks in pictures are 50% lightning.
But again, I've never used tinder.
yea im not really concerned about it just figured I would find some desperate/crazy chicks to fuck with minimal effort. If it doesn't work out that way I'm cool, I'm not marrying some cunt from tinder
He meant whether people like me are shilling. And no I'm not, I just got tired of never having any success (black irl so no chance cos I don't post my body) so I just troll with my bros on /fit/
>Girl with such a shit social life she had to crop a pic from 8 months ago for her profile pic
Dont think i dont know your trix bitch
>Implying ur not 40 lbs heavier now than in your pic
We can fuck but bring a bulky comforter or something
I want to see your ass and nothing else
And shower first u look like u smell
I only match with bots and girls who don't reply and wog sockets with my real pics
life must be so easy when you're a 10/10
anyway, Geoff, try asking one of them straight up in the second message whether they want to meet for sex tonight. i want to see how easy women really are.
If anyone uses tinder purely for boredom/ego and has no intention of actually meeting up with a total stranger, try setting your location to another country (few apps you can download let you do this).
I'm originally from UK but changed to new york and holy shit I get like 30+ matches a day purely because OMG UR BRITISH???
um yeah look at this thread since I started posting...
done this to three girls, will post results
> mfw I'm a Brit who went to uni in America
when I came back to the UK I felt like a werewolf which had just returned to it's cold naked weak form
my ultimate game card "Baron of Stanford Court" had been taken away from me :(
oh my god, life on easy mode must be amazing
>QQ why isn't my life this easy
>Implying jeff didn't have to work hard for his gains
>Implying this isn't the reward of dedication
You're acting like women, wanting to change the world to suit your needs when you should change yourself to become the ideal.
also trenning hard and eating clen isn't exactly hard work, especially when your parents are millionaires
you underestimate how easy it is to stay under 10 bf% and gain muscle without hard work if you got the best gear available
Where to get good pics for fake dating profiles? (okcupid, tinder, etc)?
>date asian girls
>teach them the true American way
>teach them to sit at chairs to eat meals instead of on the floor
>teach them that shoes don't come off at the front door, but in the shoe closet instead
>after they're sufficiently wowed by this new found freedom, you phantom of the opera the shit out of them and don't let them leave.
>Invalidating others achievements
>I-I wish I was r-rich
>no racism here
Where do you think we are m8?
she replied "HaHaHa" with 2 monkey smilies
Ladies and gentleman, for the first time in /fit/ history I present to you a double /fit/ award. One for the least offensive racism and one for the most autism in one post.
Congratulations, Anon. I can't speak for the rest of your life, but today it looks like you're a winner.
>dont you have some schedule to be following or something?
Now you mention it, Jawohl! Ich have this entire trainload of Auschwitz mode Jews to train!
Since this is the tinder thread now I have a question. Why the fuck do people put their main photo as a group of like 3 or more people? How do they expect you to know who they are? Or are they just expecting pathetic fedoras who don't care?
>anon I am a virgin I swear I'm not lying to you :^)
I had a gf like this too, I still can't explain how I got chlamydia from her, must have been like immaculate conception or some shit
We're all gonna try and make it.
I'm not DYEL but I'm certainly not Jeff's level
bump it dudes
You're clearly the fucking retard
I know he's using Jeff's pic from tinder, but that doesn't change the fact he chose to use a dick pic as well - WHICH IS A POINT INDEPENDENT OF WHETHER OR NOT THE DICK IS HIS